#bart: i want chicken nuggets

[silverwhittlingknife]

Robin!Tim (solemnly): He broke free from his captivity…only to discover that ultimately, his greatest captor was his own dark nature. Superboy: Are we gonna have a moral at the end of every adventure? - Young Justice 2

anyways as much as i wouldn't really recommended any of chuck's after school special storylines, they don't actually bother me when i reread through robin and i think this is because i grew up in the 90s and every single cartoon i watched ended with a psa of some sort. it just washes over me lmao.

[wolfverse-stories]

Falling in Reverse

(Reverse robins)

Chapter 10

     Wally wished he hadn't said anything about joint-training sessions. He forgot how hard Damian was on the people he was training.

     "Come on move faster" Damian snapped turning up the power on the super-speed treadmill, which was too fast even for Bart. Poor Jason was on his ten thousandth chin up.

     "Come on big bird lighten up" Wally laid a hand on his shoulder.

     "Do you want to be stabbed again?" Wally quickly removed his hand.

     "Mr.Scary guy can we please take a break?" The younger speedster pleaded.

     "Fine, we'll go to the cave and do some tech training" Everyone gave a huge sigh of relief.

Time skip

     "So this is the bat cave" Bart zoomed around the cave "This is so Crash!"

     "Where is your suit?" Damian asked Jason pointing over to the empty case.

     "My suit's a little small so Alfred is adjusting it," he said. Damian looked over to the older suits 'Too small that's a first'

    "Ugh, I think he made this a little too big" Tim walked out in his new Robin suit, which was ten sizes too big.

     "Seriously Drake?" Damian started to laugh "You are way too small, I've seen bunnies more intimidating than you"

     "Hey the outfit doesn't help why on earth did you choose such bright colors," Tim said wrapping himself in his cape.

     "No one said you had to copy my old suit design" he pointed out.

     "Batman needs a Robin besides I couldn't just completely change the costume" Tim argued "After all you are the reason I became Robin"

     "Whatever little wing" Damian smiled ruffling Tim's hair.

     "Greetings young masters" Alfred greeted the boys with a tray of cookies.

     "Hey Al" Jason waved. Alfred set the tray of cookies on the table. Jason grabbed a cookie and handed it to Bart.

     "You're giving me your food?" The young speedster looked curiously at Jason.

     "Sure that's what friends do," Jason said taking a bite of a cookie.

     "Crash! You're the first friend I ever made" Bart pulled Jason into a bear hug.

     "Wait? What? I did not agree to this!" Jason squirmed trying to get out of the hug.

     "I swear you two act so much alike" Wally laughed.

     "No by now I would have stabbed you" Damian let a small smile cross his lips.

Flashback

     "This is my son Damian" Bruce introduced Damian to Clark and Barry.

     "Wow, the Big Bad Bat has a kid" Clark stared in shock "Does he drink blood?"

     "No" Bruce rolled his eyes "you do realize I am not a vampire"

     "Well isn't he a cute little fellow" Barry smiled "My nephew is in the cafeteria why don't you go make friends?"

     "I am the grandson of the demon's head and the future leader League of Assassins" Damian crossed his arms "I do not make friends"

     "Yeah he's like that most of the time" Bruce sighed "Damian go to the cafeteria"

     "Fine" Damian grumbled walking to the cafeteria. He quickly got his lunch and sat down. Five seconds later a kid around his age appeared in the chair next to him.

     "Hey, my name is Wally" The young speedster smiled.

     "Get away from me" Damian growled taking a bite of his chicken nugget.

     "Awe comes on I just wanted to talk" the redhead smiled.

     "I said go away" Damian threw a knife at the young speedster's leg.

     "You just stabbed me!" Wally looked at him in shock.

     "So what you have speed healing" Damian shrugged taking another bite.

     "Is this how you treat all of your friends?" Wally asked.

     "I don't have friends" Wally's eyes widened.

     "Well, congratulations I'm now your best friend" Wally hugged Damian.

     "You have point five seconds to stop touching me or you can say goodbye to your kneecaps" Damian growled.

     Damian wondered how things would have turned out if he had never met Wally. 'I'd probably have rejoined the League of Assassins never met Star and killed Tim the first time I saw him'

     "Earth to Damian" Wally waved his hand in front of Damian.

     "Get your hand out of my face" he pushed Wally's hand away.

     "Just checking, you zoned out for a little bit there" Wally smiled. Damian rolled his eyes.

     "I swear you're are such an idiot" He couldn't help but smile as he thought 'I do owe a lot to this idiot and I really do care about our friendship but I will never let anyone know'

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[miss-choco-chips]

YJ College au: Zatara

Zachary Zatara is both a myth and their housemate.

In which Bart has a cryptic-buddy, Tim is stressed because cute boy insists on being annoying, and everyone else just rolls with it.

Tagging @animemangasoul and @marudny-robot cause I know you guys like this au

--.--.--.--

As usual after pulling an all-week-er (he had left the ‘nighters well behind at this point), Tim was up late that saturday. The window had been left open last night, so a soft streak of sunlight wamed his bed, waking him up slowly and peacefully. Yeah, he would have liked a few more hours, but sunbathing in his sheets for a while wasn’t all that bad either. What would make this half-awake-half-dreaming experience would be some chill music.

Muddled mind made, he rolled in his bed, hand patting the mattress for his phone, squinting his eyes open when he hit something different instead.

He found himself to be almost nose to nose with a dark haired, grey eyed boy.

Tim started that fine morning screaming himself hoarse.

-.-.-.-.-

Sitting at the kitchen’s table, getting everything ready for a late sunday breakfast, Kon raised his head when he heard the strong sound of a scream, followed by… yeah, that was a body hitting the ground. It was unmistakable, in this house. 

“Oh, hey guys”, he called to the attention of the rest of his housemates, all in equals states of zombie-ness, with not as good hearing as his. “Zachary is here.”

-.-.-.-.-.-.-

“The fuck, Zach? My bed? Did you HAVE to crash on my bed? Why are you even here?”

Tim, four coffee cups after his pseudo heart attack half an hour ago, was ready to face the day and their intruder.

“Dude I live here as well, you know. Also your bed is literally the softest thing I ever slept on, you rich bastard. Learn to share.”

“I’ll buy you your own fucking mattress if you swear to never crawl on my bed uninvited again.”

The boy’s eyebrows rose, suggestively. “What was that about an invitation?”

Distressed and not feeling awake enough (he was still two cups away from that) to deal with bi thoughts this early in the morning, he turned his most helpless look to Conner.

Because he was the best friend ever, he threw a pillow to Zachary. And because he was a suck up to anyone who brought him food, Bart intercepted the hit and gratefully accepted the candy bag he got in thanks.

“But actually, Zat, what are you doing here? I thought you were in Berlin?” interjected Cassie, her own tea (the heathen) cup warming her hands as she cuddled with Cissie and Greta on the couch, legs in each other’s laps and generally being the cutest shit ever.

Anita, not very keen on that kind of sweet love, had been wrestling with Slobo for control over the remote for the last fifteen minutes. Miguel was keeping count on their hits for them, though it was mostly assured he would rig the whole thing up to whoever had bribed him better before the fight.

Tim just wanted to go back to sleep in his sun-warmed bed.

“C’mon guys, keep up”, moaned Bart, candy bag half empty already, “he was there two weeks ago. He had an exam yesterday so he came back last monday.”

“...come again?”

“I’ve been room-hopping ever since, though none of you seemed to mind. Until I disturbed sleeping beauty over here, at least.”

Miguel’s eyes left the fight to squint suspiciously at them. “We weren’t aware you were doing that. Where did you sleep? How didn’t we notice?”

“I'ma mystery. I also move around a lot when sleeping so I probably ended up under someone’s bed after crashing from studying. Oh, Anita, if you were wondering, your purple bra is under Cissie’s bed.”

Anita slowly let go of the grip she had on Slobo’s neck. Her eyes shone something dangerous. Cissie, the one who was apparently hosting the boy all along, also stood up and frowned.

“How do you even know that bra is mine!!”

“What the fuck were you doing under my bed, you bastard!”

Tim sipped his coffee, bitterly. “At least he was under it, and not sharing it.”

Kon patted his back.

-.-.-.-.-..- 

“I swear, Jay, he thrives on making me lose my shit. He just… comes and goes whenever, leaving no proof he was ever there, or acting like he was always around. Drives me nuts. I’m not sure he even attends classes, and I only know he actually has a right to enter our house because his rent money always appears on the kitchen table a day before its due. He doesn’t even have a room, why does he even pay? To have an excuse to scare the shit out of the rest of us. Except Bart. The little shit lives for our suffering.”

Jason arches an eyebrow, sipping his beer as he carefully examines his brother. Tim looked less tired than the last time they saw each other, and the modifications done by his psychiatrist had done wonders to the shadows in his eyes. But he seemed somehow… frazzled.

“And he was just there when you woke up?”

“His nose was touching mine.”

“I bet your little bi heart couldn't take that, huh? Is he cute? Maybe you invited him to share your bed the night before and just don’t remember. You know how you get after a week of disregarding your general wellbeing.”

“Oh, shush you. I take care of myself. When was the last time you went to your check in with Patricia?”

Jason scratched the back of his neck, averting his eyes. “I missed one session, because I have exams too you know? But I’m up to date with Silvio, and we are working on slowly easing me off the medication.” He noticed the way Tim looked at his drink, expression screaming bullshit, and he scowled in response. “Fuck off, it’s alcohol-free. Kori and Artemis would have my head if they caught me mixing my dosage with anything stronger than tea, and I can’t deal with Biz and Roy’s disappointed eyes.” 

Tim thought of the last time he refused to see his therapist, and the look in everyone’s  (specially Kon’s) eyes, and had to agree. Having friends sucked when one wanted to wallow in self destructive conducts.

“Whatever, all I’m saying is, he’s not cute enough for me to forgive his weirdness. You know the people I roll with, so this is saying a lot. And I would remember inviting him to my bed, if anything for the mortification of it. I’m also…”

The ring of the doorbell distracted them both of whatever Tim was gonna say next. Waving his brother off, Jason got up to pay for their pizza.

When he returned to his living room, Tim was no longer alone.

“Who the fuck are you?” He exclaimed, eyes going back to the hallway at his back, then again at the black haired, grey eyed kid sitting next to Tim. “And how did you get in? We are on the sixth floor and I was just at the only door I have.”

Tim raised his eyes at him, and he seemed equal parts resigned and frazzled. ‘Told ya’, he seemed to say.

“Yo, the food’s finally here. I’m starving. The name’s Zachary Zatarra, by the way. Tim’s friend and housemate.”

“Allegedly” mumbled the other under his breath, earning himself a smile and pat on the back. “Don’t question it, Jay. He’ll be gone after a while when none of us are paying attention. Just let it be.”

“But while I’m here”, the other boy continued, grinning devilishly as he looked at Tim and then Jason, “instead of questioning how did I get in, what about I tell you all about your lil bro’s crush? It 's adorable.”

Tim raised an eyebrow “I don’t have a crush on anyone.”

“Like I said, adorable. He’s so oblivious, it’s precious.”

Decision made, Jason left the pizzas at the coffee table and went to fetch a soda for their guest. Gossip, especially about his siblings, was the best way to gain his immediate cooperation. And he could always force the answers about Zatara out of Bart; the brat was terrified of him.

-.-.-.-.-.-

“Hey, who has to cook tonight? Because I’m craving chicken nuggets.”

Cassie raised her eyes from her magazine, tapping a finger against her chin.

“Uhm… Zach, I think?”

Miguel nodded. “Okay, thanks, where can I find him to suggest my dinner idea?”

Cissie, legs on Cassie’s lap, dropped her head over the couch’s armrest. “Ask Tim? Wasn’t he crashing with him this week?”

That same moment, said boy entered the room, shaking his head. “No, he was sharing with Anita and Cassie.”

“No, he wasn’t… Slobo?”

“Not with us either”, denied Miguel, sharing a look with his roommate to confirm just in case.

“Conner?”

“Didn’t Bart say yesterday he was driving him to the airport?”

“Wait, he left the country again?”

“More importantly, can Bart drive?”

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.

When Tim came back home from class, Damian was in his living room. Using a laptop. Sitting side by side with Zatarra.

This couldn't be good.

“Hey, Timbo, welcome back.”

“Drake.”

Not uttering a single word, Tim turned around and walked out of there. Sleeping on a park bench seemed like a preferable choice, compared to finding out exactly why the two banes of his life were sitting together. It was healthier, good for his peace of mind.

Something something self care? His therapist would be so proud.

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-

“Hey dude.”

“Zatara. Your presence here disrupts my room’s feng shui. Please remove yourself from the premises.”

“This disaster zone is the farthest thing from armonious. If anything, I’m improving it.”

Tim raised his eyes from the computer screen. He could always kick the other man out, but that would require leaving the nest he made out of blankets and snacks on his bed. Perhaps a more civilized option would be better. Besides, as boundary-less as the dude was, he didn’t step into the room, just remaining on the doorstep, so whatever he was here for, he most likely needed Tim’s willful compliance.

“If I listen to what you have to say, will you leave?”

Zatara smiled angelically, like butter wouldn’t melt on his mouth, but the look behind his eyes was nothing short of devious. “That’s actually what I came to speak with you about. I have a show…”

“I’m sorry, what?” 

“A magic show. Dude, you do know I’m a magician, right?”

Tim didn’t, in fact, know that, besides baseless suppositions about his disappearing-and-appearing abilities. But he had an all knowing facade to maintain, so he grunted in acknowledgement.

“Right, so, I have a show scheduled for tomorrow, but I took Bart out to dinner yesterday so I’m all dried up, and I need to buy a plane ticket asap.”

“Are you asking me for a loan?” he inquired, incredulous. As a general rule, all their housemates refrained from that. Something about not wanting to take advantage of their billionaire friend…

“No, no. I’m offering you a…. service.”

“Look, Zach, no offense? But you ain’t cute enough for me to stoop that low and pay for the… pleasure of your company. I can just give you the money and you pay me back whenever, dude.”

“No! I didn’t mean it like that! You wish I was offering something  of the sort” he laughed, arms crossed and side leaning against the doorframe, chest and arm muscles perfectly visible. Tim kept his eyes carefully above neck-level. No need to give any weakness away.

“Then?”

“I know you love me, but that doesn’t mean I don’t make you miserable, right?”

“That is correct, yes.”

“Are you familiar with the ‘Buy my silence, $8.000 a month’ meme? Then get ready for a ‘pay for my absence’, my good bitch. I thought maybe you’d like...”

“Sold. I buy it. Take my credit card and go, be free, roam the world. Just get out of my room and fucking text once in a while so I know you’re alive.”

[birdy-bat-writes]

Plumerias

Heyyyyyy, So, I wrote this thing for @anothertimdrakestan because I was so in love with that ship she wrote. Elle, I literally love you and you are my soulmate so Bart can like share you with me but I first soulmate dibs. ❤(ˆ‿ˆԅ) I really hope you like it!

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Today was supposed to be about relaxation and letting loose. You were about to meet your friends at the beach for a little retreat. Sounds great, right? So, explain why your car’s ‘check engine’ had to start flashing on your way there. What a whump. The car won’t start…. I guess I have to call her.

Miles away, the phone of your amazing Tumblr soulmate phone rang (shameless self-promotion). “Hey, Elle. On your way?”

“Dude, my car won’t start.”

“Seriously? Wait, where are you?”

“Oh, um, outside the Dunkin Donuts on Field street.”

“Dunkin Donuts on Field street. Got it. I’m going to come get you. Wait there.” Unbeknownst to you or her, someone else was paying an awful lot of attention to our conversation. Your one and only, Bart Allen. He heard your name in conversation and was instantly drawn in. He had been crushing on you for months now, and because you both were adorably oblivious (him more than you), he hadn’t yet realized that you felt the same way. Nonetheless, he took that moment to take off.

“Dunkin Donuts. Field street.” He really only showed up because of you, and if you couldn’t be where he was, he might as well find a way to you. And besides, he just got an opportunity to be all heroic and save your day. Wally and your friend only got to know when a gust of wind blew sand onto them.

“So, I’m assuming Bart’s going to get her now.” Riya said, brushing sand off of her.

“Wait, he didn’t take a car. I’ll call hi-,”

“STOP! I sense shipping opportunities. Let it happen…”

Bart got to the parking lot and saw your car parked by a lamppost. Then the nerves kicked in. You looked so cute dancing in your car. Before walking over to you, he checked out his reflection in the restaurant window and straightened his hair. You saw this though. “Is he… checking himself out in the window? HEY, DORK!” Bart stiffened. Awww his looked so cute with his baseball tee and board shorts.

“Heyyyy, Elle.”

“What are you doing here? I thought Riya was coming to jumpstart my car.” Truth be told, you were quite happy he was there.

“Oh, yeah, well I came here to do that,” And that when it hit him that he didn’t come with a car. Or jumper cables. “but looking at it now, I don’t really know what to do.” You laughed at him.

“My hero.” Sarcasm was evident in your voice. He responded to you sticking his tongue out you. “You’re such a dork.”

“You know it, babe. I’m adorkable.” He said, flashing a bright smile and a wink.

“Oh my god,” You giggled softly. Why does he have to be so darn cute??? “Okay, any suggestions?”

“Let’s get food.”

“I meant to fix the car.”

“Eat first and think better later?” You didn’t even want to argue with that because you were hungry too.

“Alright, I could eat. We’re by Dunkin, want to get something from there?” he nodded. You both went in and ordered quite a bit of food. Bart offered to carry all on the food bags to car but you insisted on carrying some of it and made your way out. Bart met you about two minutes later with the reaming food bag and cup of coffee. That was odd since Bart didn’t like coffee and you don’t remember either of you ordering a beverage.

“This is for you. Iced coffee with cream, no sweetener. Please tell me I got that right.” You were smiling so much.

“You did get it right. How did you know that?”

“I remember hearing you order it sometime.” He remembered a lot of the things you did and said. He can’t pinpoint when or how he heard them but he made it a point to remember the little things just to see you smile. One of the things he loved about you was how your smile was never something as simple as the corners of your mouth turning up. You smiled wholeheartedly with a twinkle in your eyes. It was the type of smile that could light up a whole city, and he lived for it.

“Well, thank you for the coffee, and for remembering.” After that you both sat back and finished your food. The conversations you had were so random, it was hilarious.

Bart: “How is Po not your favorite Teletubby?”

Elle: “How do you have a favorite Teletubby?! They’re creepy!”

***

“I like Ellie.”

“Call me whatever you want.”

“E?”

“Sure.”

“Lele?”

“Sure.” You chuckled at him.

“How about Leelu?”

“I like it.”

“Elle, ma belle?” He did the French accent too. “It means beautiful in French.”

“I know that.” You were stiff as a board and clearly a little shy. *Your heart really went (ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥*

***

“Okay, what’s your favorite flower?”

“Hmm, plumeria.”

“Plume-what?”

“It’s the white one with yellow in the center.” Bart still looked very lost, so you decided to show him a picture. You had leaned over to show it to him and didn’t realize quite how close you were until you looked up and met eyes with him. The moment was however interrupted by your phone ringing. “I’ll just take this.”

“I’ll throw the trash away.” You were both slightly blushy heheh. Cuties. Anyway, you answered the phone.

“Hi.”

“How are you not here yet?”

“Well why didn’t you come with a car?!”

“Because your boyfriend was in too much of a hurry to get into a car.”

“He’s not my boyfriend!”

“Yet.”

“What?”

“Never mind that. What was wrong with your car?”

“The check engine light went on, so I checked the engine and everything is fine. I just need to jump-start it.”

“Make Bart do it. Speedsters can produce electric charges high enough to do that.”

“How do you know?”

“Wally does it all the time.”

“So, you use your boyfriend’s powers for this?”

“….Yes.”

***

So, Bart started the car. You made it to the beach without breaking down again and you already felt like that was a victory. You arrived just as the sun was setting too. The water was glowing with gold and orange and high up, you could see the faint glow of stars in the darkening sky. You met with everyone and laid your things down on the beach chairs before heading towards the water. Bart joined you and you walked along the beach. People lit bonfires and the light gave the whole place a warm glow and being there with him felt surreal. *Splash* Surrealism gone. You splashed back. You went back and forth like this and ran to distance yourself from him but being a speedster, he caught you. You both called a truce and sat down where you were, still laughing. You were at a more secluded part of the beach. You were closer to the cliffs and greenery that surrounded this part of the beach, and while you were admiring it, Bart stood up.

“I’ll be right back.” You wondered where he went but he didn’t take long to come back. When you saw him, he had one hand behind his back, and before you could ask, he crouched down next to you and showed you a little white and yellow flower. It was a plumeria. “Tada.” He delicately put it in your hands.

“Oh my gosh, thank you. Where’d you find this?”

“I saw a small tree over there, and I thought the flowers looked like the picture you showed me.”

“I love it.” Gosh, why is he so cute? And caring too??? Only a few moments later he asked you,

“Hey, E, most people pick roses or carnations as their favorite. How come you like this one?”

“In Hawaii, there’s this sort of tradition. If you wear a single plumeria on your right, it means you’re single and if you wear it on your left that means you’re taken. I always thought it was really cute.”

“That is cute.” You’re cute. I love you.

“Hey, Bart?” All or nothing. I can do this.

“Hm?”

“I really like you.” He didn’t say anything. He just smiled really wide, and leaned in. you closed your eyes and felt his lips brush yours. It was sweet and passionate, and when you pulled away you saw his beautiful forest-green eyes. The evening sun brought out every glimmer of gold and olive in the green. “So you like me back then?” He let out a short laugh.

“Yes. Very much.” He looked down at the flower in your hand. “Actually, may I?” he asked, gesturing to the flower. You nodded. Bart tucked a few strands of hair behind your left ear and placed the flower between them. It was really cute- *CLICK*

“What the-?”

“SHIIIIIIIIP!” ‘Twas your crazy friend. She fangirls. Let her have this. She ships it.

“Riya, get back here!”

“Never! This is going in a scrapbook and you can’t stop me!”

End. :D

 Hi, so I know I told you I was writing this Fic but I bet you didn’t know about the Headcanon:

 Because you’re too precious and I love you too much to stop there.

-       You and Bart are literally the cutest couple though.

-       He calls you Leelu, E, Ellie. Smelly Ellie if he’s feeling daring. Hehe.

-       You guys make endless meals of chicken nuggets.

-       He will never and I mean NEVER go to bed without messaging you ‘Goodnight, I love you.’ And at least four emojis.

- ��     He loves your hair. Sometimes he’ll try to play with it, and you’ll lean back into him. Sometimes you both will just fall asleep there.

-       Can you imagine him trying to read your fanfictions? Aww that would be so cute. Endless teasing.

-       He would constantly be impressed by how smart and creative you are.

-       He would go to all of your games and school events, cheering the loudest.

-       He’s so in love with your eyes. He’s so in love with YOU he’ll just sit sometimes and stare at your face, smiling.

-       You’re the only person who gets to call him Henry. There’s also SO many cute nicknames. Bar-bar, imagine if you called him Bartholomew, call him mew-mew.

-       He would do the Kidflash and Jinx thing but with plumeria instead of roses.

-       I really feel like he would speed up to you wherever you are, kiss you and then run away just because he missed you.

-       So much cuddling. He would LOVE your dog.

-       You radiate tall person energy but you’re actually a smol bean so like imagine the height difference when he kisses you! (hehehe I’m taller than you)

-       He’d lift you up all the time and twirl you around while he kisses you.

-       He hates when you don’t give him attention so if you’re distracted when he’s around, he’ll kiss your neck and cheeks until you focus on him.

-       You guys would be goofy and fun. He’d love your energy.

-       Ice cream dates. Get ice cream on your lips. He’ll kiss it away.

-       Also, a scene:

-       “Okay well, I confessed first.”

-       Well, I kissed you first!”

-       “I said ‘I love you’ first!”

-       “Well, I proposed first!”

-       “What?”

-       *Down on one knee with a ring*

-       That would be you two.

-       Oh, and I won’t be taking pictures of that, I’ll be recording it. It shall play at your wedding.

-       Overall, you guys are so cute and healthy and perfect. He would definitely do everything he could to make you happy and you’re such a caring, loving person, I know you’d do the same.

[anothertimdrakestan]

Lil Get To Know Me!

thanks for the tag @psych0crybaby hehehe this is cute!

Rules: tag people you wanna know better ✨

relationship status: loving relationship with tim drake or bart allen  haha I'm lonely 

favourite colour: blue!

three favourite foods: any form the potato comes in, broccoli (idk why but its yummy) and the tears of trump supporters (I'm in a mood currently)

song stuck in my head: I WANNA SEE SOME ASS - Jack Harlow, Jetsonmade and SAPNAP HAHAHAHA iykyk

last song I listened to: Mad at Disney by salem ilese

last thing I googled: cm to feet conversion for ships but that's boring but I do frequently google tim drake fanart lmao

time: too early

dream trip: Im a whore for road trips literally I don’t care where to lets go

anything I want: to help people and be a source anyone can reach out to (idk what’s supposed to go here lol) I also really want chicken nuggets but helping people first lmaoooo

peeps: @birdy-bat-writes @offendedfishnoises @detectivedamian @comicsandhoney @pricetagofficial @chaotisaac @mummydearest and honestly anyone else who wants to do it im

[gloom-and-doom-in-my-room]

I duck under a bush, narrowly avoiding the bartender. Pulling the slingshot out of my back pocket, I take aim and fire. The pebble goes straight through his head, and I run. The entrance is just up ahead, I just have to shake the other two. I look behind me, gravel flying under my feet, and toss some black Exploadhesive at them. Once I'm sure they're stuck, I quickly enter the code on the tree branch and hop down.

It's so empty. I hate it. Cobwebs are starting to form in the corners, with stands and beds empty. It's been months since the Bart purge. I wish one of them-any of them- had survived. Preferably one who knew how to pirate the tv stations, as I miss watching The Simpsons with Bart on the couch.

I dump out the contents of my bag. Only a pack of bread, some soda, and chicken nuggets. The loot gets smaller every time, and so does my supply of cash. Nobody wants to sell to me, everyone knows my face.

Maybe it's time to do something different.

I peek out of the base, making sure the cost is clear. There's a convenience store just down the road. I grab five dollars and make a dash for it, running in and out and back to the base with a bottle of electric green hair dye and Manegro. I dump the latter on my head, washing it in until it's long enough that nobody would immediately recognize me. I lather the dye in, until you can't see my original hair color. Perfect. Now all I need is a name.

Lem.

Lem works good.

It's time to start over. Maybe I can get a drink at the bar.

Bartenders serve drinks as a side job. Their real profession? Hunting down every person named Bart. You are the last Bart alive, and they will stop at nothing to kill you.

[thisonesawoozy]

It's a Talent

Request: Can you do a Young Justice fic about Dick/Nightwing being a good singer and the rest of the Team's reaction to his singing?

Hello! Thanks so much for requesting! Sorry this took so long, I had some stuff to do.

I hope you like this. I feel like Dick is more carefree in this and happy. Let me know if you want to see a little second part. You'll understand.

Enjoy!

Warnings: None

Words: 639

Summary: The boys are chilling when Batgirl comes to look for Nightwing. They go to look for him and find something unexpected.

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“Guys, I got some chicken nuggets!” Bart said speeding into the common area where Jaime, Robin, and Garfield were hanging out. The team looked over to see him holding a large bag apparently full of chicken nuggets.

“How do you get the money for that much food hermano?” Jaime asked with a raised eyebrow. Bart stares at him.

“I don't really know,” Bart said with a confused expression.

“Hey, have any of you seen Nightwing? I've been looking for him everywhere,” Batgirl says walking in.

“Nope, we haven't,” Gar says.

“We can help you though. What did you need him for anyways?” Jaime asks.

“Jaime! The chicken nuggets!” Bart exclaims holding up the bag of nuggets.

“Sh, we can eat later,” Jaime replied.

“Well, he hasn't finished a report from the last mission,” Batgirl says.

“Oh, well have you checked the training room?” Robin questioned.

“Of course! That's probably where he is,” Batgirl responds rolling her eyes. Robin stands up.

“I'll join you, I need to train a bit anyways. Been sitting here for too long,” he says. Jaime and Gar nod in agreement.

“Guys! The nuggets!” Bart says gesturing to the bag.

“Come on Bart,” Jaime says. Bart sighs and decides to eat it later.

They walk to the training room where they stop when they see Superboy at the entrance staring at something. They hear music coming from the room.

“Queen. Must be Nightwing’s music. He loves Queen,” Robin says.

“Hey Superboy, what's-” Garfield starts saying before getting shushed by Connor. He points inside where they see the one and only Nightwing singing along to the song playing.

“We are the champions my friends!” Nightwing sings in an incredible voice. Everyone's jaws drop, all except for Robin that is.

“Oh my god, he can sing,” Garfield whispers with wide eyes.

“Huh. In the 9 years of knowing him, I've never heard him sing,” Batgirl states. They watch as Nightwing punched the punching bag and sing without missing a single note.

“Really? He sings all the time. It kind of gets irritating at some points which I think is the point,” Robin says.

“Nightwing is awesome,” Bart says. Everyone nods in agreement. They continue watching their leader singing amazingly well. Batgirl pulls out her phone and starts recording.

"I'm going to send this to M'gann. She'll get a kick out of this," she says.

“Hello everyone what's up?” Cassie says loudly causing Nightwing to stop singing and turn around.

“Um, hi guys,” Nightwing says with a confused expression. He turns off the music and walks over.

“Oh, look at the time, I gotta go,” Jaime says before running off.

“Me too,” Garfield says changing into a bird and flying off.

“Yeah, I got some chicken nuggets to eat,” Bart says. He speeds off back to the common room. After the three boys left, Robin sighs.

“I'm gonna go make sure they don't do anything idiotic. Impressive voice Nightwing,” Robin says. Nightwing gives him a smirk and ruffles his hair. Robin walks away and Cassie follows. Batgirl and Connor cross their arms and look at him.

“What?” he asks looking at the both of them.

“When were you going to tell us you can sing?” Barbara says crossing her arms.

“I-well, you never asked!” Dick said crossing his arms.

“You continue to surprise me Nightwing,” Connor says with a grin.

“What can I say it's a talent. Now, who wants to join me?” Dick asks with a smile.

“Nope, not a chance,” Barbara says backing away. Connor shakes his head.

“Aw! Come on, it'll be great! We can have a karaoke night in the cave and the team and everyone could be invited!” Dick says excitedly. Connor raised an eyebrow at him and Barbara smiled and rolled her eyes.

“Maybe. And make sure to turn in that report,” she said and turned to walk away.

“WOOH!” Dick says pumping his fist in the air.

“You're very strange,” Connor says with a smile.

“I know, it's a talent,” Dick says in response.

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Ok listen this issue is objectively weird and kinda hard to read through and some of the art is really wonky looking but baby Bart….is so undeniably adorable I just want to pick him up!!! I want to give his dinosaur chicken nuggets and tuck him in and just!!!!! Love that little boy 🥺

Shout out to Waverider who had to babysit two year old deaged Bart Allen and Ray Palmer

And props to the toddlers for accidentally time traveling and singlehandedly taking out a war ship

[fatherjerusalem]

all of them

God damn it, @imkait, I hate you so much.

1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Pandora is the only one I’ve ever had a paid account for, and the only one I ever will.2. is your room messy or clean? Messy, but like I can find where everything is. When it’s clean, I have no idea where to find anything.3. what color are your eyes? Hazel.4. do you like your name? why? I do not. Mostly because as a kid growing up, I would get made fun of for copying Bart Simpson (even though I was 10 when the Simpsons started), or kids would come up with the obvious nickname for me.5. what is your relationship status? Hahahahahahahhahahahaha. Oh, you were serious about that?6. describe your personality in 3 words or less: Toby Ziegler -Jewishness7. what color hair do you have? Brown8. what kind of car do you drive? color? None and no color.9. where do you shop? Like… for food? WinCo. For other stuff? Usually Amazon.10. how would you describe your style? Nonexistent. 11. favorite social media account: Tumblr, cuz that’s where I’ve met some really great people and made excellent friends, who don’t include @imkait who is horrible.12. what size bed do you have?  I actually sleep on a couch. I’ve had beds before, but man. A couch just feels more comfortable to me.13. any siblings? One. A three years younger brother.14. if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? Not the United States, let me tell you, because Republicans are going to fucking kill us all.15. favorite snapchat filter? wat16. favorite makeup brand(s): wat17. how many times a week do you shower? I shower every day, because good hygiene. So… seven.18. favorite tv show? Like… now? I don’t know. I don’t know that I have a favorite one on now. Of all time? Veronica Mars, The West Wing, Friday Night Lights, and Chuck.19. shoe size? 12/13 depending on the shoe.20. how tall are you? 5′10″21. sandals or sneakers? Sneakers22. do you go to the gym? I walk past the gym on my way to Circle K. Does that count?23. describe your dream date: At this point? Literally anything. 24. how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? At the moment? $0. But I just paid my half of the rent, and I don’t generally keep lots of cash on me, so…25. what color socks are you wearing? I almost never wear socks.26. how many pillows do you sleep with? Three under my head, one covering my head.27. do you have a job? what do you do? I am a research/marketing assistant. It basically means I google answers to questions for clients and post ads for their businesses.28. how many friends do you have? ONE LESS THAN I USED TO HAVE, LET ME TELL YOU THAT.29. whats the worst thing you have ever done? Like… today, or….? Sleeping with my girlfriend’s mom is pretty up there…30. whats your favorite candle scent? Vanilla. Yum.31. 3 favorite boy names: Alex, Logan, Mitth'raw'nuruodo32. 3 favorite girl names: Jaina, Veronica, Nynaeve33. favorite actor? Denzel’s amazing, so is Tom Hanks, David Tennant of course, and I like the Marvel Chris’.34. favorite actress? Kristen Bell, Emma Watson, Krysten Ritter, and I will admit that Olivia Munn came out of nowhere on the Newsroom and I was blown away by her.35. who is your celebrity crush? Kristen Bell, duh.36. favorite movie? The Crow, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Kingdom of Heaven (director’s cut), The Lord of the Rings trilogy.37. do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? Lord yes. Anything by Neil Gaiman, and the Wheel of Time series.38. money or brains? Brains.39. do you have a nickname? what is it? “Hey fuckface”40. how many times have you been to the hospital? Only… three times? I think?41. top 10 favorite songs: This is long enough already. I’ll just cheat and say the Hamilton cast recording.42. do you take any medications daily? Nope.43. what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc): Skin-y.44. what is your biggest fear? That there’s 50+ more questions to this.45. how many kids do you want? Ideally? Right now? Definitely not ready for kids at all.46. whats your go to hair style? Just kind of… there.47. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc): An apartment, so… small.48. who is your role model? Norman Borlaug, Jackie Robinson, and Hillary Clinton49. what was the last compliment you received? God… have I ever received a compliment? 50. what was the last text you sent? *blows a raspberry and goes back to munching on his delicious macaroni and cheese*51. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? SANTA ISN’T REAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?52. what is your dream car? The Angelmobile from Angel, but, like, if I could somehow turn it into a hybrid to save on gas… 53. opinion on smoking? Can I bum one?54. do you go to college?  Nope55. what is your dream job? Writer, or teacher if I can figure out how to be patient with people.56. would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? Up a god damned mountain.57. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? I don’t stay in hotels enough to have an opinion on this. But yes.58. do you have freckles? Nope.59. do you smile for pictures? Nope.60. how many pictures do you have on your phone? Um… I have a bunch that people send me, but pictures I take? Hardly any.61. have you ever peed in the woods? Yes. And if you say you haven’t, you’re a fucking liar.62. do you still watch cartoons? Yup, and I’m god damned proud of it too. Some cartoons today are amazing.63. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? McDonalds, clearly.64. Favorite dipping sauce? Honey or bbq.65. what do you wear to bed? Boxers66. have you ever won a spelling bee? Nope, but I helped my team come in second at a Knowledge Bowl in seventh grade….67. what are your hobbies? Reading, playing video games, filling out this fucking list.68. can you draw? Nope.69. do you play an instrument? Nope.70. what was the last concert you saw? Oh god… I don’t know. I don’t get to go to many concerts anymore. Maybe… Blink-182?71. tea or coffee? Coffee.72. Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? We don’t have any Dunkin Donuts in my state, so… definitely Dunkin Donuts.73. do you want to get married? Why? You asking?74. what is your crush’s first and last initial? A.B.75. are you going to change your last name when you get married? If I get married, and she wants to keep her last name, I’d definitely consider it if that’s what she wanted.76. what color looks best on you? Black77. do you miss anyone right now? Yes78. do you sleep with your door open or closed? Closed, mostly because I like the cold and my roommate gets whiny if the temperature drops below 85F.79. do you believe in ghosts? No.80. what is your biggest pet peeve? Willful ignorance. 81. last person you called: My dad.82. favorite ice cream flavor? Mint chocolate chip or cookie dough or both combined.83. regular oreos or golden oreos? Triple double stuffed Oreos - they have a cookie, vanilla cream, cookie, chocolate cream, cookie. They’re delicious.84. chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? Rainbow sprinkles. Always.85. what shirt are you wearing? It’s… grey.86. what is your phone background? It’s a snowy road.87. are you outgoing or shy? Shy in real life, outgoing online.88. do you like it when people play with your hair? Eh, I guess. Depends on the person.89. do you like your neighbors? Generally. Not when they blare their fucking music though. Pricks.90. do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? Well, I shower in the morning, so….91. have you ever been high? Yup.92. have you ever been drunk? Yup.93. last thing you ate? Macaroni and cheese.94. favorite lyrics right now: “But we were only strangers cornered in a dark room/Projecting slides of cozy lives on the wall/In the dark I thought I saw you/Or was it nothing at all” 95. summer or winter? Winter - except for the snow.96. day or night?  Night97. dark, milk, or white chocolate? Dark. 98. favorite month?  March.99. what is your zodiac sign: Pisces100. who was the last person you cried in front of? I literally have no idea.

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Is being different worth the risk in social media customer service?

Is there a place for snarky comments when responding to customers on social media?

In a recent report, by Sprout Social, it was found that brand personality on social media affects consumer purchase decisions. Respondents said they wanted more honest, friendly and helpful brand personality on social media over snarky and politically correct comments.

How one company uses snarky comments to engage and produce viral content

Yet, Wendy’s has developed quite the reputation on Twitter. From burying a troll at the mere suggestion that its meat was frozen to throwing shade at its burger rivals, snark has become such a specialty for the fast food chain that you’d half expect to see it listed alongside burgers and fries on the value menu.

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  The latest person to benefit from Wendy’s social media buzz is 16-year-old Carter Wilkerson from Reno, Nevada. The teen asked Wendy’s how many retweets he would need in order to earn a year’s supply of free chicken nuggets. Not one to shy away from a challenge, Wendy’s took the bait and hit him with a snide reply: 18 million retweets.

At last count, Wilkerson’s message had been retweeted more than 3.6 million times — breaking the previous retweet record set by Ellen DeGeneres. That monumental feat earned the young man internet fame and 12 months of free chicken nuggets.

When it isn’t laying down absurd challenges, the restaurant has a habit of throwing shade on Twitter. When a Florida fan goaded the restaurant’s Twitter team into roasting him, Wendy’s obliged by mocking him for wearing a backward baseball cap: “Turn your hat around, you aren’t Bart Simpson, and it isn’t 1997.”

A barb like this might turn most people off, but Wilkerson told The Wall Street Journal that members of Generation Z “find getting into fights on Twitter funny.” In fact, the steady stream of sarcasm seems to be paying off as far as the brand’s social following goes. Wendy’s gained about 350,000 new Twitter followers in the wake of one particularly savage roast.

Social growth is great, but does viral content translate into sales? Perhaps in the short term, but brands that use sharp elbows when it comes to customer service are playing with fire. There’s a fine line between humor and nastiness, and the latter can cause irreparable harm to even the most beloved brands.

Know your audience

Most corporations approach social media with at least one of three goals: to assist customers, to increase brand recognition, and to recruit new talent. That’s pretty much it. Throwing some sarcasm and snarky comments into the mix can certainly engage audience members, but I question whether doing so makes your business more appealing to prospective customers or employees.

After all, not everyone shares the same sense of humor. Rarely will you see a pimply teen busting a gut over the same joke as someone’s great-aunt Mildred. There are relatively few universally funny themes, and they don’t typically involve potential customers as the butt of the joke.

Snark sometimes makes sense, but only when it goes hand in hand with a brand’s identity. Few people would think twice about a sarcastic tweet from the likes of Jack in the Box, which boasts menu items such as Wakey Bakey Hash and Jumpin’ Jack Splash. The same message coming from a smiling young redhead in pigtails feels incongruent, even if it might appeal to a small subset of customers. When interactions in one channel — Twitter, in this instance — don’t seem to agree with guest experiences on the phone, in the restaurant, or in marketing material, audience members are left confused.

Imagine if Walmart retained its “Always Low Prices” marketing message but emphasized luxury goods on its website and in stores. It would create a total disconnect for people new to the chain, and potential customers might feel completely duped by its marketing once they entered the store.

In other words, your communication on social channels should match the rest of your messaging. Any other approach makes it difficult for potential customers to establish who you are and what you stand for. Consumers shouldn’t be left questioning why a tweet, post, or share is coming from your brand.

The wager of wisecracks

In addition to confusing customers, an overly snarky social presence risks alienating people who simply don’t appreciate certain varieties of humor. It’s absurdly difficult to convey sarcasm in text, making it likely that audience members might misconstrue a snide tweet as offensive.

Carl’s Jr. recently pivoted its advertising away from content featuring scantily clad models. The sex-laden advertisements felt dated in contrast to women-empowering messages from the likes of Dove and Microsoft, alienating half of all consumers and drawing attention away from its most important feature: its food.

“We do an unbelievable amount of things in a restaurant to prepare our food...but our research showed we weren’t getting credit for it,” Brad Haley, CMO at CKE Restaurant Holdings, told Advertising Age. “People didn’t know about it, or we told them so long ago they forgot.”

The potential to drag a brand into a back-and-forth argument is greater when adopting a snarky persona on social channels, which increases the likelihood of a social media crisis or consumer backlash. People prefer to do business with honest, friendly brands, and 88 percent of consumers don’t appreciate it when brands make fun of fans.

Adopting an edgy, sarcastic personality can help your brand stand out from the crowd — the approach has certainly worked for Wendy’s. But before you begin trolling potential customers and flaming competitors, weigh whether being “different” is worth the risk. Your tone, by definition, might not be everyone’s cup of tea — or milkshake.

Thanks to Jay Baer for sharing their advice and opinion in this post. Jay is a renowned business strategist, a keynote speaker, a The New York Times bestselling author of five books, and the founder of Convince and Convert, a strategy consulting firm that helps prominent companies gain and keep more customers through the smart intersection of technology, social media, and customer service. His latest book, “Hug Your Haters,” outlines how to embrace complaints, put haters to work for your company, and turn bad news into good. You can follow him her on Twitter or connect on LinkedIn.

from Blog – Smart Insights https://www.smartinsights.com/customer-relationship-management/customer-service-and-support/different-worth-risk-social-media-customer-service/

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these are some asks bc im a big fucc

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? iTunes bc fuck all that noise but i use pandora to find new good shit is your room messy or clean? so bad so messy what color are your eyes? like brown but apparently less brown than some people have do you like your name? why? eh its alright i dont have a problem with it i just wish it had a cooler meaning what is your relationship status? TAKEN AS FUCK WATCH OUT LADIES MY GIRL ABOUTTA STOMP YOU IF YOU LOOK AT ME THE WRONG WAY describe your personality in 3 words or less; cringe, disconcerting, apathetic what color hair do you have? broWn what kind of car do you drive? color? i don’t where do you shop? hot topic, vans, zumies, tilly’s, rocket fizz how would you describe your style? like a wannabe skater/stoner favorite social media account; fucking........>>>>>> i hate them all so tumblr what size bed do you have?  mark (twi)a(n) any siblings? 4 half siblings, i know two, dont know two if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? colorado bc its been my favorite place since childhood  favorite snapchat filter? any of the ones that make my face cringier than normal favorite makeup brand(s) hAAAAaaaa how many times a week do you shower? so many favorite tv show? the office, rick and morty, probably family guy shoe size? 13 how tall are you? 6′2-3″ sandals or sneakers? i had a sandals phase but i dont really wear sneakers sOSO do you go to the gym? HAHAHHAHAHAHA describe your dream date: already had it, spent all day in the city, went record shopping, went to an aquarium and the ripleys museum, got high at pier 39, had mcdonalds for dinner, ended the day sitting in a park drinking a mikes hard lemonade, it was good shit  how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? literally 0 and some bart cards with 5 cents on them what color socks are you wearing? flesh color how many pillows do you sleep with? tres do you have a job? what do you do? i work at my mom’s job i just seal screws into bags  how many friends do you have? apparently 5 whats the worst thing you have ever done? high school whats your favorite candle scent? VANILLA PROBS 3 favorite boy names; eminem, kanye, jay 3 favorite girl names; rihanna, kesha, beyonce favorite actor? james mcavoy favorite actress? idek probs aubrey plaza  who is your celebrity crush? james mcavoy favorite movie? filth or the grand budapest hotel or fear and the big lebowski do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? not really as much as i’d like, a million little pieces is my favorite so far tho money or brains? brains do you have a nickname? what is it? no how many times have you been to the hospital? like twice top 10 favorite songs; ooooooh boy, It Is Not Meant to Be by Tame Impala, Lazy Eye by Silversun Pickups, Never Follow Suit by The Radio Dept., The Air Near My Fingers by The White Stripes, Catalina by Allah-Las, Soul Kitchen by The Doors, Hate To Say I Told You So by The Hives, Sixteen Saltines by Jack White, You Only Live Once by The Strokes, Creep In A T-shirt by Portugal. The Man  do you take any medications daily? what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) Normal what is your biggest fear? BEINg ALONE how many kids do you want? however many sammy wants tbh whats your go to hair style? its just like whatever happens happens what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) small apartment who is your role model? jethuth what was the last compliment you received? something sammy probably said tbh what was the last text you sent? “thats a lie” to sammy how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? i think i was 7 or 8 what is your dream car? 80s ford econoline with a circle window  opinion on smoking? i smoke wacky tobacky but not regular tobacky do you go to college? no but i might what is your dream job? musician would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? sububrs do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? yes do you have freckles? no do you smile for pictures? sometimes it depends on how good i decide on looking how many pictures do you have on your phone? 98 have you ever peed in the woods? yes do you still watch cartoons? yes do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? mcdonalds Favorite dipping sauce? sweet and sour sauce what do you wear to bed? underwear and whatever shirt i wore that day have you ever won a spelling bee? no but i probs would what are your hobbies? self loathing and procrastinating can you draw? i can draw badly on purpose but not good if that makes sense do you play an instrument? im starting to play guitar what was the last concert you saw? Tame Impala last november tea or coffee? coffeeEEEEE i need it to survive Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? i dont like starbucks and i havent been to dunkin donuts so can i just say peets? do you want to get married? yes (MAKE IT HAPPEN SAMANTHA) what is your crush’s first and last initial? S.S. like she’s a ship or some shit are you going to change your last name when you get married? we might do that just to piss off her parents lmao what color looks best on you? black grey white, or any combo of those do you miss anyone right now?  YES FUCKING HELL I DO (pls come home) do you sleep with your door open or closed? closed af unless my cats are being needy do you believe in ghosts? yes ive had experience so i kinda have to  what is your biggest pet peeve? everything about everyone i hate last person you called; sammy obvs favorite ice cream flavor?  mint chocolate chip or marble fudge regular oreos or golden oreos? regular chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? rainbow what shirt are you wearing? a tame impala t-shirt (big surprise) what is your phone background? a pic of me and sammy that makes me smile like an idiot every time i see it are you outgoing or shy? it depends, with the right people im a little tOO outgoing, but when im by myself im super super introverted do you like it when people play with your hair? im not opposed to it i guess do you like your neighbors?  dont really know or have a problem with them tbh do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? in the morning when i shower have you ever been high? yes have you ever been drunk? yes last thing you ate? 2 mcdoubles, and 10 mcnuggets favorite lyrics right now; 

Well don’t you remember, you told me in December that a boy is not a man until he makes a stand

Well I’m not a genius but maybe you’ll remember this I never said I ever wanted to be a man

summer or winter?  winter af  day or night? night af dark, milk, or white chocolate? i go between dark and milk chocolate really favorite month? probably november because my soulmate was created during that month LMAOoOOoo plus its chill and i like fall weather bc my best outfits come out of it what is your zodiac sign; LEO who was the last person you cried in front of? my mom