#bart ender

[mayor-ghoul]

Bart has this policy at his pub, if he can't guess your favourite drink you get a free one. But the free drink is radiated water. I mean, it's helpful if you're a ghoul but

There's been a lot of bar fights over that

[thevegetablewhichnoonedaresname]

a guy named bart walks into a bar. he gets scared and runs right back out again

[thestraycat]

I am so happy to be wrong, i do have images of bart and wendy

[excessivebs]

Literally just matched with Jake Johnson omg ?

[salparadiselost]

Bart should be afraid of any place that serves alcohol because they are usually filled with Bart-enders

[rainbowgod666]

2017

Its 2025 rn

...

Eight years

For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.

[renthony]

Shout-out to my father, who named a D&D NPC pub owner "Bart Ender."

[baroftheday]

Getting chicken at the club, that's a bartender. I'm always standing by my lyrics, I'm a bar tender. You a simp, son, and I'm a Bart ender.

[suygo]

GODDAMMIT JEFF!

Bartenders only serve drinks as a side job. Their real profession? Hunting down every bastard named Bart. You are now the last Bart alive, and they will stop at nothing until you’re dead.

[mayor-ghoul]

Bart has someone to get supplies for him. It's usually the same person, but it can vary. Usually they get upfront pay and then a month of free drinks in exchange. Perhaps a free room for the month or a hot meal

Maybe even all if he likes you a lot

[sepublic]

Underfed

Me: Un-derfed

Bartender

Me: Bart-ender

[tumbletownfanfiction]

On a specific person's 21st birthday–*Cough* Noir *Cough*– they get drunk with their "best friend" and accidentally(?) get married.

Would you do the honors of rolling back the tapes?

It was a joke, they thought. It would be funny, they thought. A good way to celebrate this glorious day.

Or: Sunny and Sir get drunk and end up married

”Cheers!” Noir cries, lifting up his mug of beer. Chad laughs, raising his own.

“I’ve always wanted to do that.” Noir murmurs, sipping the beer again. It doesn’t taste anything like he thought it would.

“Of course you would.” Chad laughs. “Always a flair for the dramatic, aren’t you?”

“Maybeeeee.” Noir giggles, then slams both hands on the table. “Let’s see how many mugs it takes before the room spins!”

“You and your boyfriend are pretty cute together.” The bartender laughs, seeing the two absolutely watsted.

“He’s cuter!” Chad taps his mug against Noir’s,

“Don’t lie to me!” Noir gasps, “You’re the cutest!”

“But you’re so clever and charming!”

“You’re strong and noble!”

The bartender shakes his head, cleaning a mug. “When’s the wedding?” He teases.

“Now!” Noir stumbles out of the door. The bartender raises an eyebrow.

“I’m going to marry that man?” Chad asks, mouth wide open.

“It seems so?” Mr. Bart Ender shrugs.

Noir enters the building again, a plastic bunny ring in his hand. “My handsome!” He falls to one knee in front of Chad. “Marry me!”

Chad gapes. He points at himself. “Me?!”

“You!”

“Yes!” Chad leans down and kisses Noir.

The two wake up in a suit and a wedding dress with a marriage certificate in between them.

“…….I think I had fun last night.”

“Same time next week?”

“Yes!”

@sirlordevil as Noir/Sir

@deadless-corpse as Chad/Sunny

[thestraycat]

Bart ender is back rotating in my brain. Elodie too

[ask-celeste-silvers]

Another question have you made other toppat members besides the witch, sven, and earrings?

Yup, I've made, Carol cross, burt curtis, kabbitz, Mr.macbeth, Geoffrey plumb, Thomas chestershire, and topbot. I also have some toppat ocs that are mentioned in the pinned post.

This is Bart ender, he works as a bartender in the toppat clan. I headcanon that the toppat clan owns different properties and businesses like a bar and such. Also props to @end4men for choosing the name lol.

Then we have Martin dearly who works as the toppat clans Tailor, he's created some of the toppats most finest uniforms, even reg and rhm's wedding attire.

Then we have bri gearbolt who works as a mechanic, she's the one that built topbot. She quite skilled with robotics and cybernetics.

Then we have Rosetta amore, she works in the toppat clans vault to make sure everything stays in its rightful place, she's also quite the competitive one

Then we have the medic esther gracefield. They work down in the medical department in medbay, their usually tending wounds of injured toppats after a rough heist. they can help any injury...but there are some things that can't be saved.

And lastly we have miss Lillian moonstone. She stays and works in the archives most of the time and barely talks to anyone, which is why nobody really sees her or know who she is...but some people who do see her...They claim to see her stalking the right hand man...and he has no idea...

And there are two that im not gonna reveal just yet...but one of them is kinda important...they'll be revealed later on in the story

Ik this has gone a bit off topic, srry lol-

[oakdll]

after my whole family died in the war, the only way i could cope was by spitting bars .

GETTING CHICKEN AT THE CLUB THATS A BAR TENDER

IM ALWAYS STANDING BY MY LYRICS IM A BARTENDER

YOU A SIMP, SON AND IM A BART ENDER

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Oh my god… Bart Simpson was always prank calling Moe because he was a BART ENDER 😱😱😱😱😱