#barry bluejeans and lup

[ceilingfan5]

Joyous Candlenights, @pigeonwithapen !! I have written you a blupjeans romp for the ages. But everybody else can read it and enjoy it too!

read Security on ao3!

summary: Barry has finally made it--his incredible scientific discovery has landed him a huge fortune...and a lot of problems. The only good thing that's come of it, honestly, has been his bodyguard, Lup. (And the science. That's good also.) He's just gotta stay normal about how nice it is to have someone like Lup around, and also not perish by way of press circuit, and everything will be fine.

critics are saying "I LOVE THEM SO MUCH" and "they are both dorks" so form your own opinion and read it now!

@thecandlenightszone !!

[fioblah]

blupjeans :]

tip jar

[lucretiaadventurezone]

TAZ Balance Dashboard Simulator

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happy rise and grind reclaimers wednesday monday

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its literally friday ?

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HAPPY RISE AND GRIND RECLAIMERS WEDNESDAY MONDAY FRIDAY

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#the additions are KILLING ME #laugh rule #tumblr days of the week #scheduled

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#bureau business #inoculated #txt

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🔎 ango-mcdango

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🌱 merlehighchurch1

give me that username lup. stop impersonating me

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no

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CALLOUT FOR GARFIELD THE DEALS WARLOCK

so im not trying to start anything, but it has to be said. garfield has been collecting blood from various people and using it for nefarious purposes, as well as just kind of being a dick.

receipts under the readmore vv

Keep Reading

#callout #gore tw #lilian don’t look

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Life is meaningless and nothing matters. Everything sucks and we should all just give in. Submit to the Hunger.

🌱 merlehighchurch1

this is exactly what ligma was saying a few years ago

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What is Ligma? Some minor god you think will save you when your plane is consumed?

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LIGMA BALLS OHHHHHHHH

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ohmygod you killed him

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A picture of the moon I took with my new camera! If you look really closely, you can see the B.O.B. on the left side.

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You can't do that here

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hey guys! it's me, merle hightower highchurch. just wanted to come on here and say that i'm a total loser and lup is the coolest bitch alive

🌱 merlehighchurch1

STOP

#this is elder abuse

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#my coworkers are driving me CRAZY rn #what do you mean it was 'just a little bit' of necromancy #WE ARE LITERALLY REAPERS LIKE HELLO #and now rq will be pissed at me. great #vent #do not rb

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i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up i fu

#ohhhhh my god accidentally posted on the wrong blog #i didn't realize until BOTH of my coworkers had seen it fuck me #i am dating one of their brothers as well so #dreading our next work meeting and my date plans tonight

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🌈 lucretiaadventurezone

i need to pick up taako by the scruff of his neck and shake him around

[lazylittledragon]

mentally i’m still here 🖤🖤

[anistarrose]

magnus: dog-coded. needs no explanation

the twins: cat-coded. standoffish until you earn their trust but from then on they'll never leave you alone

merle: also cat-coded. old, scruffy, down an eye, and dangerous to let near your plants is a thing that many animals can be, but cats are truly the poster child

barry: dog-coded. not allowed on the moon

[non-binarystarsystem]

love in the time of liches

[acadieum]

[holds them gently] i offer.. blupjeans....

[yaboi-julien]

Last minute submission for @blupjeansweek!! (Day 7: Reunion)

Sorry I haven't been drawing at all lately, my health has been absolute trash lmao.

[orykorioart]

From August 2022.

Wanted to do more with this piece/concept, but haven’t gotten around to it. Still really like it tho so enjoy, all you sad Blupjeaners (me) <3

[blueoceanarts]

Redraw of a piece from 2021 ❤💙

[whimsyyart]

Hey taz fans, how we feeling?

[thesnakethatmarches]

Aww she misses her husband how sad,,

…hold up a minute *zooms in*

IS THAT STATIC IN TAAKO’S EYES WHILE HES LOOKING AT BARRY HOLDING THE UMBRASTAFF??????? CAREY PIETSCH IM GONNA SCREAM

[fish3s]

time enough to grow

[lucretiaadventurezone]

TAZ Dashboard Simulator 2 (Part 1)

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be back soon 💋 im gonna go fight this guy for my relic

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Ubmrella

#girl help #im trapped

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In your orbit!

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Round 4: Semi-Finals

Jeff Angel Propaganda:

from @.ango-mcdango: I <3 JEFF ANGEL HE’S SO COOL AND HE ALWAYS CALLS HIS DAD

Jess the Beheader Propaganda:

from @.bagnus-murnsides: jess literally has a dope ass axe

#jess sweep

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😎 Anonymous asked:

Your captain looks gnc as fuck

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YOU'RE INSANE

#Thank you very much!

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You Don’t Need All of Your Blood; Here’s Why

The Director doesn’t want you to know this…

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cannonball system liveblog

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ball

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ball

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other. ball

#babe we gotta get you a fidget toy or something #clearly you're getting bored at work

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lucretia was 18 when the ipre mission left??!? she should've been at the club!!

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oh trust me one of the planes we went to was a giant disco and lucy was freakin it sensitive style day and night

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real footage of lucretia at the club ↑↑

#I'm actually going to kill both of you #mutuals #queue never know what you'll find #reblogs

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is magnus burnsides gay??

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why would you ask us, a caleb cleveland blog, this

#neverwinter heritage posts

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i loev my beaugifyl wife so muchnohmygod

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where is smy wife i wanst to see herh

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hiiiiiiiidjiiii omg shge. is here :D

#apologies guys we hung out with pan and she got FUCKED up #you know how poker nights get #wife tag

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people who actually like bugs are absolute freaks

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wrong! spider attack

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#sent to me

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🌈 lucretiaadventurezone

hi

[fanishjuli]

whenever I see a pairing referred to as "the lovers" I'm like, I'm sorry but you will never be Mr Barry Bluejeans and Mrs Lup Bluejeans, THE Lovers of all time

[anistarrose]

to me, the most fascinating (and utterly unintentional) feature of TAZ Balance's narrative structure is the way that on the first listen, Tres Horny Boys are the audience surrogates because they, much like us, have no idea what the fuck is going on, but on all subsequent relistens, then Lucretia, and sometimes Barry, and arguably especially Lup in the umbrella become the new audience stand-ins, because just like us, they are, in fact, painfully aware of what the fuck is going on :)