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Now I am old I wish the young man I used to be had worried less about the past and lived more heedlessly in the present. I suppose I did as much living as I could. But I burn to tell men and women who are still young now how quickly it is going to get behind them, how fiercely they ought to love it while they can. Barney Norris, Five Rivers Met on a Wooded Plain

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A little bit of fun casting for The Blue Castle.

Valancy: Anya Taylor-Joy. There are a few physical things important to me about Valancy's casting: one, that the actress can be styled down so she's believably overlooked romantically, her eyes be the most captivating feature of hers, and that she have Valancy's thin frame. On top of being an incredible actress, Anya Taylor-Joy hits these three physical characteristics. She has a very otherworldly, ethereal look to her which matches Valancy's "elfin" description. Normally a blonde, but a good dye job and she's our Valancy.

Barney: Joseph Quinn. He's currently a tad younger than Barney, but styled right gives off that "gnome" type look that Barney has. He definitely has the charisma and can do a "buck the system" type of character. Only point not in his favor is he's not a redhead in the slightest.

Roaring Abel: Ken Stott. A 68 year-old Scottsman, he's been in a lot of movies (such as The Hobbit and The Dig) and with a beard I think could do Roaring Abel justice, on top of originating from the same country as our favorite carpenter.

Cissy: I think she would be best played by an unknown actress. She has a certain sweetness that is rather old-fashioned, so it's hard for me to picture many of the actresses in the right age group playing her and I think a new face would do well for this role, one not so caught up in Hollywood yet.

Uncle Benjamin: Dean Norris. Best known as Hank in Breaking Bad, he just has such a powerful presence to him, I think he would pull of Uncle Benjamin really well.

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For those who need it: a full list of every name in Toast of London. Credit here:

Full list of character names from the Toast of London Universe:

Steven Toast

Jane Plough

Ray Purchase

Kenton Schweppes

Ed Hauser Black

Goodhouse

Cliff Promise

Clem Fandango

Kikini Bamalam

Beezuz Fafoon

Susan Random

Jemima Gina

Kika Brite

Acker Herron

Greta Cargo

Royce Coolidge

Mr Fasili

Ellen Toast

Mick Carriage

Howard Bugawitz

Martin Aynuss

Senna Poddington

Ricky Seasack

Derek Sibling

Danny Bear

Portia De Coogan

Thomas Ledger

Strawberry Wrathbone

Lord Fotheringham

Toby Hopkinson-Finch

Blair Toast

Commander Scott Gorham

Russel House

Chris Bread

Roy Highnock

Sookie Houseboat

Brooke Hooberman

Yvonne Wryly

Kate Kahn

Hamilton Meathouse

Poshdong Mingemuncher

Nick Swivney

Wendy Nook

Linda Praise

Warren Organ

Thumper

Lola

Paige

Ruby

Norris Flipjack

Duncan Clench

Bob Fennison

Mr. Cockatip

Ken Suggestion

Penny Traitor

Dennis Thwaits

Betty Pimples

Axel Jacklin

Basil Jet

Parker Pipe

Kerry Hammersnag

Sterling Porridge

Max Gland

Lindy Makehouse

Colin Skittles

Jackie Paper

Honeysuckle

Francis Bacon

Lorna Wynde

Una Length

Rob Continental

Sue Pressure

Peggy Plywood

Scott Chesnut

Penvelope

Rupert Howser Black

Col. Gonville Toast

Clancy Moped

Vic Titball

Pookie Hook

Bob Monkhouse

Larry Muggins

Dennis Fog

Derek Bildings

Shane Fulorgy

Frank Zammer

Ormand Sacker

Varity Map

Bill Purchase

Tony Excalibur

Champion House

Cocker Boo

Michael Prance

Church Weaver

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Kay Tightneck

Iqbal Achieve

Basil Watchfair

Nan Slack

Peanut Whistle

Dick Weerdly

Sal Commotion

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Howard Blackcap

Daz Klondike

Kai

Sola Mirrornek

Sue Pepkins

Neil Doobla-Decca

Des Wigwam

Dr Harold Shitman

Les Tipi

Chris Marquee

Rob Scouthut

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Kenny Ethnic

Hercule Razamataz

Ray Sober

Romley Compton

Dwight Difference

Billy Tarzana

Nina Armenian

Edward Fox

Shepherd Jerbîl

Professor Map

Sonny Sam Disco

Weech Beacon

Liberty Jerbil

Ben Egyptian

Jennifyer Madraass

Snorky

Will Willis

Phyllis Willis

Carmen

Richard Chickentoss

Hoop Kaaak

Ms Wisehunt

Mrs Greenflash

Bellender Bojangles

Barney

Hayley

Blondie

Gypsy

Old Timer Bill

Wildcat Lil

Doc Brown

Rusty Halloween

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Sorry Johnson

Wallace

Kelsey Perfume

Frank Succession

Tycoon Lancaster

Jesus Bond

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Clint Legal

Tony Fabrizio

Hawk Fahrenheit

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Frank Forfolk

Chelsea Bladdersby

Oswald Mosley

Kate Lethargy

Fancy Alexander

Dinky Critenbers

Pig Shovely

Billy Stylish

Sir Norman Brocktight

Basil Stillborn

Kimberly Banana

DI Leonard Chaffich

Una Stubbs

Surely Residue

Warren Organ

Hissy Oversight

Ms. Crawshaft

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Doug Birka

Martin Shore

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Ryslip Tyres Dot Com

Donald Suckling

Stuart Pringle

Susan Bench

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Mac Darby

Sally Joint

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David Hammod

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Peter Swaff

Rob Bonnet

Perry Bluehouse

Lee Bacon

Connie Sheik

Cliff Bonanza

Rula Bingo

Oliver Whasson

Watkins Winchester

Warwick Kineer

Ruth Lingum

Adam Haalal

Lionel Harshmaker

Gary the Plumber

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TV Guidance Counselor Episode 602: Greg Johnson

December 26, 1992

This week Ken welcomes old friend, now NYC based comedian Greg Johnson.

Ken and Greg discuss 20 years ago, Comedy Doyles, Kenny Z, Ken's first time doing stand up in Massachusetts, Eugene Mirman, Tim McIntire's Thursday Night Fights at The Comedy Studio, growing up in Wellesley, white suburban towns, being a notable alum from your town's High School, Greg's album Greg Johnson 1, how Mass and NY really aren't all that different, listening to episodes from ten years ago, Danny Tamberelli, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, getting to meet your heroes, Cheers, how Ken books guests, TV stars who should have been movie stars, Angela Lansbury, Madonna: Just a Peeler, clean and dirty covers, The Real World, Barney the Dinosaur, 1992, how football is a stupid fun waste of time, how the love of True Crime isn't new, Amy Fischer the Long Island Lolita, Ryder Strong, favorite VJs, the mystery of John Norris, SNICK, Roundhouse, In Living Color, The Simpsons, Sexy Dana Carvey, Chris Rock, live TV fights, insane Oscar moments, streaking, Father Dowling Mysteries, growing up Catholic, The "dead kid" in Three Men and a Baby, the "dead munchin" in The Wizard of Oz, being in the theater for only one day, 1990s re-releases, Can't Hardly Wait, Jerry O'Connell, the reason we have home taping today, when Greg was actually on TV, THIS VERY WEEK as a kid, Phylicia Rashad hosting a Kids Guide to Parenting, the lost show, Nik Carter, WFXN, Rap Around!, Ready to Go, Tom Bergeron, Home Improvement, We the Jury, Ken's love of Massachusetts businesses, Ken and Greg's plans to visit dead malls, The Square One Mall, Waylu's, Ken finding a nearly dead woman at B. Dalton Books in the Meadow Glen Mall, smoking joksters, local weathermen, The Wonder Years, Sully Erna, New Year's Eve, Evening at the Improv, WSKB's big Stooges New Year, Dana Hersey, House of Blues, Chiz Rider, and the major of trumpet based ministries. 

Check out this episode!

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Inktober 3 : Path (Eavan and Ogun on the pic)

Inktober 4 : Dodge ( on the pic Annabeth and Barney (her lover), and Mrs Norris and Argus)

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Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 09x10 Death’s Door

“Weren’t they driving straight? Was that little drift really necessary?” “Are we on the right episode?” “boobies” “FAKE” “I think that’s kinda the point but ya know” “Cool effect though” “That’s probably not good” “Who the fuck puts milk in a wine glass?” “Rapture” “I don’t even remember Chuck Norris jokes anymore” “Bobby’s got daddy issues too?? Holy shit” “Who the fuck is that? The ghost they’re chasing?” “that’s not good, but he’s just dreaming so it’s fine” “Wouldn’t a smart hunter start a creamatorium and push their products so cremation solves the problem?” “Aren’t they America’s most wanted still?” “Is the kid him?” “is Rufus a reaper in disguise?” “Rufus is the only person who Bobby listens to” “You’re in a coma caught by a reaper, you gotta think bad thoughts, not good thoughts” “He looks the same. That’s probably the joke” “That explains the milk, I guess” “I forgot to make an erect dick joke last episode” “It said incubus” “Yeah, I agree. That shit is terrible” “Gotta have something to feed the oral fixation” Spouse made a slurping noise

“Isn’t that called debriding? Like debriding the wound?” “I feel like if you had a big enough house, you’d draw one of every sigil. That way you can maintain them and use as needed” “Does he know the drill?” “Who the fuck is Barney Miller?” “what a fkn cock” “you fkn shot his ass” “Where’s Rufus?” “OH yeah, of course he shot him in the fkn face” “What’s mom going to say?” “family business” laughter

“Man, what the fuck. Of course that’s his last words”

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Expend4bles cause carnage in the latest, Red-Band Trailer!

Get ready for the new Expend4bles Trailer! The idea behind The Expendable is quite easy: put all of the biggest actors from the 80s era into one movie, have them blow a ton of stuff up, and the result will be a nostalgic action-packed hit at the box office. The trilogy was a huge financial success overall. At the helm of the story is Sylvester Stallone, as he takes on the character of Barney Ross, a mercenary equipped with one of the best teams in the world thanks to Lee Christmas (Jason Statham), Gunner Jensen (Dolph Lundgren), Yin Yang (Jet Li), Hale Caesar (Terry Crews), and well, the list goes on and on and on! It’s their job to do the jobs that the military and Government don’t wish to take on directly. https://youtu.be/Cm3Z1jEjHHc?si=V7NfWQPA6WhkJnu0 Throughout the trilogy, you'll see more legendary actors from the 80s joining in to help Barney, such as Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, and even Chuck Norris! On the opposite side of this, the three movies have seen some really fun “bad guys” that acting-wise, are also from the same era. You've got Jean Vilain (Jean-Claude Van Damme), Stonebanks (Mel Gibson), and James Munroe (Eric Roberts). All of them bring heavy action to the franchise in ludicrous ways. With cheesy action and a bucket load of one-liners, The Expendables captured the attention of its nostalgia-seeking audience right from the start. With its release in 2014, it’s been almost a decade since the release of The Expendables 3, after the third outing didn’t make as much at the box office as predicted, a follow-up didn’t show its face immediately. Finally, Sylvester Stallone found the right moment to return with this Avengers Assemble of action movies under Expend4bles! Alongside familiar faces such as Jason Statham & Dolph Lundgren, we are once again getting new recruits with this latest installment. Megan Fox, Tony Jaa, 50 Cent, Andy Garcia, Iko Uwais, Jacob Scipio, and Levy Tran round out a stacked cast. With a September 22nd release date, the latest Red-Band trailer teases action, so much action, that John Wick himself would be proud. With ‘Can’t Stop’ by the Red Hot Chili Peppers playing in the background, it’s clear that The Expendables ‘Can’t Stop’ causing utter carnage, with seemingly, every weapon ever made? With the trailer focusing on its huge cast and R rating, it looks like fans of the franchise will find a familiar comfort in the final result. Also, we have to applaud the perfect tagline, “They'll die when they're dead”! The film is supposed to be the last Expendables trip with Sylvester Stallone, as he is hoping that Jason Statham will be able to carry the story forward. With Jason achieving a stack of action-packed hits for his own CV over the years, he is a safe bet. So, what do you want to see from The Expend4bles, and is there a certain actor from the 80s that you’d like to see make a cameo in the movie?   Read the full article

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Hello, I just wanted to say your blog is a god send for due to my interest on the Hamilton children, thought there isn’t much out there about them, it seems you have to all on your blog ! I just wanted to ask a question about William Stephen Hamilton if that’s okay with you. What was Williams attitude toward the indigenous population out west? As he is the only Hamilton that may have had closer interaction than the rest of his family. Also did he really have a mixed race friend (they used a different word but as I’m black I’m a bit uncomfortable to use said word specifically, sorry!) cause the name Barney Norris keeps coming up but sometimes another mentions of a black slave? Have you seen anything about that and his attitude towards slavery in general? Sorry if this is a bit much, love your blog and have a wonderful day!

William actually had a lot of involvement with indigenous people due to his location in the West, but his relationship with them is a bit complicated. For the most part, he seems to have had a positive relationship with many, up until he chose the settler's side in the Black Hawk war.

In the November of 1826, he defended Nomque, a Pottawatomie Native American, in Peoria's first murder trial. Nomque had been accused of having fatally stabbed Pierre Laundri, a local Frenchman, in a drunken brawl. Nomque was likely innocent, and was being profiled because of the prejudice in those days, a Native American would have been convicted regardless of evidence. And it's theorized William may have helped the man flee into the mountains (Heads up for the racist terminology ahead, the book is quite old);

“‘Billy’ Hamilton made his first public appearance as a lawyer at Peoria, Illinois, during the first term of the circuit court, in November, 1825, with John York Sawyer presiding. Hamilton on this occasion was defending an Indian named No-ma-que, who was being tried for the murder of a Frenchman—the first murder case ever entered in the court records.

The Indian was convicted (as most Indians were, regardless of the evidence) and sentenced to the death penalty. Hamilton, defending the red man without hope of compensation, applied to the supreme court and obtained a writ of supersedeas, ordering a stay of proceedings until the case could be heard on a writ of error in the appellate tribunal, which resulted in remanding the case for a new trial. The case dragged along for several years and a day came when the jailor discovered that No-ma-que had made his escape. Whether sympathetic ‘Bill’ had anything to do with the escape of the Indian is left for us to guess. A writer in an Illinois paper, fifty-five years later (1880), discussing the case of No-ma-que, stated that the Indian fled north, took refuge with his people and was finally killed in the Black Hawk War of 1832.”

(source — Alexander Hamilton's pioneer son; the life and times of Colonel William Stephen Hamilton; 1797-1850, by Sylvan Joseph Muldoon)

William was also often a host to many gatherings of different social statuses. Everyday after work, he would share dinner with his fellow miners. And sometimes he would even have aristocratic guests of the elite. And others, sometimes even the indigenous people that lived nearby;

“Here, it is true, he boarded some of his rough and muddy miners, but here he also entertained most distinguished visitors. Here his fine, aristocratic mother, and his sister, Mrs. Holly, were his guests in 1837. And here would sometimes come crowding in a roomful of the natives bands of whom remained for five or six years after Black Hawk's day. They were beggars and thieves. Hamilton understood them, and had no fear of them. But he had to keep a watchful eye on the visitors to guard against being “robbed out of house and home.””

(source — Dixon Evening Telegraph, Illinois, [March 17, 1932])

The robbing part is actually quite real. As Edgar Augustus Hamilton, William's great nephew, who lived with him during his childhood, wrote of such a case;

“The Indians had a wholesome dread of him (William Stephen), but yet would do him many kindnesses. Black Davie (Hamilton's negro servant), said to my mother that if the Indians were around she would have all the work done at hand. In the living room of uncle's cabin the In- dians frequently gathered. Once the room was full of them and uncle suspected that they were bent upon thieving.

He went for a moment in the other room and no sooner had he done so than he heard the rear window open and knew that his rifle had been taken and thrown outside. Instantly he returned to the room and the Indians were chatting away with the greatest indifference to their act. Without casting his eyes up to the "rifle-rest" he walked boldly into their midst and gave them such a terrible dressing-down in words that some of them went outside and brought the rifle back to him.

This occurred in uncle's cabin at Hamilton's Diggin's where he afterward entertained more civilized guests. My mother's memory is very keen and she vouches for the accuracy of this incident.”

(source — Alexander Hamilton's pioneer son; the life and times of Colonel William Stephen Hamilton; 1797-1850, by Sylvan Joseph Muldoon)

But here is where things go downhill. William was a very restless adventurer, and he loved exploring land and hunting for gold or other minerals more than ever. So, unfortunately, during the Black Hawk War; William was on the side that intended to push the indigenous people farther out of their land, because he saw it as beneficial for more mining and land owning opportunities.

Here's a small history lesson on the Black Hawk war; the war provided an opportunity for American officials such as; Andrew Jackson, Lewis Cass, and John Reynolds, to pressure and compel Indigenous tribes to sell their lands and move west of the Mississippi River to reside. It's entirely impossible to know the exact number of how many indigenous people died; but it's estimated range is between 450-to-600. Some were killed in the fighting, and others were hunted down by other indigenous people fighting on the American side. Typically, many others simply died of starvation. But on the other side, some 70 soldiers and settlers died in the conflict. Additionally, in late September of 1832, Scott and Reynolds met with the Sauk and Fox chiefs and demanded most of eastern Iowa as an indemnity for the war, offering an annual payment of $20,000 for the next thirty years. The Fox and Sauk also received a 400-square-mile reserve. Regardless, as a end result of the Black Hawk War; the friendly Sauk and Fox found themselves stripped of valuable and any landholdings, and they were now dependent, economically and politically, on the US.

In the end, William was quite hospital to the Native Americans, but chose land and power over them. Likely meaning there was a small voice of prejudice in his head to think that their well-beings and land could easily be risked for the desires of landowners and gold-hunters.

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William did own a slave, but it wasn't Barney Norris. His enslaved black man was called “Black Davie”, and I can't find much about his actual identity outside of that; “The Colonel had also a Negro servant boy, “Black Davie,” of whom Edgar writes kindly.”

Muldoon (Who is controversial source material) claims that Davie didn't do much slave work, and instead stood aside as William himself worked away in the mines. If this is true, it is likely Davie worked more indoors since Edgar's story from before mentions he talked to his mother about housework. As Edgar mentions that Davie was a sort of babysitter when his mother wasn't around;

“Black Davie used to ‘tote’ me around and take entire care of me in my mother's absence.”

(source — Alexander Hamilton's pioneer son; the life and times of Colonel William Stephen Hamilton; 1797-1850, by Sylvan Joseph Muldoon)

Edgar also claims that Davie “worshipped” William, which likely just means Davie was grateful to have a place to stay and food to eat since standards of treatment would have been low (Doesn't make it right, as enslavement is still enslavement. Wether “treated nicely” or not).

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Barney Norris was a mixed race man who was friends with William. They met after William employed him at California. Muldoon describes Norris as so (Once again, heads up for his racist terminology);

“Barney Norris is a mulatto, but his soul is as white as purest snow. He was footman to John Quincy Adams, president of the United States from 1826 to 1834, and came to Galena as a servant to Captain Thomas C. Legate, U. S. Superintendent of Lead Mines, in 1834. He went to California with Colonel Hamilton, but after a short absence, found his way back to Galena, and became sexton to the First Presbyterian Church.

For full thirty years he has rung the bell that called together a faithful flock anxious to hear their honored shepherd read from Holy Writ, and proclaim the words of everlasting truth. Many whose willing feet hastened to the old church when Barney rang the bell, have gathered in a holier house above. Some who occupied the pulpit have gone to their reward, others to newer fields of labor, but Barney remains faithful to his post, in sunshine and storm, opening the doors of God's house alike to rich and poor, neg- lecting no duty, honored and respected by all.

His head is as white as the soul he bears, and although his years are many, his step is, or was two years ago, as quick and elastic as when he attended President Adams. Who that ever spent a week in Galena, or attended religious services at the First Presbyterian Church in that city has not seen genial, courteous Barney Norris, and who ever saw him will ever forget him? Berry, during the life of Barney Norris, 1880.”

(source — Alexander Hamilton's pioneer son; the life and times of Colonel William Stephen Hamilton; 1797-1850, by Sylvan Joseph Muldoon)

It appears they had a genuine and caring friendship, and they traveled to California for the gold rush together, arriving in 1849;

“Early the spring of ‘49 he [William S. Hamilton] started out with his two prairie schooners, soon to join one of the many long caravans heading across the plains and mountains. Hamilton himself, always a lover of good horses, dorve to the front wagon a span of beautiful blacks. One of the early settlers, a Mr. Engebretson long told of the brave appearance of the Colonel's team, with all its equipment new. The driver of the second wagon was a fine colored fellow named Barney Norris. It is likely that he drove mules. It would have been hard for oxen to keep pace with the Colonel's spirited blacks. Later, Norris returned to Galena, where he spent his days, far into old age, as sexton of the Presbyterian church. He was highly respected, and thought of, to the last, as Col. Hamilton's body servant. The Colonel and Barney got through in early summer.”

(source — Dixon Evening Telegraph, Illinois, [March 17, 1932])

Norris remained loyal to William even after his death. Where William's remains were buried in a unmarked grave - due to the carelessness that cholera victim's remains were usually dealt with - Norris worked hard to have his gravesite identified and the Colonel to be given a proper grave.

As for William's opinion in regards to slavery; there are little of his papers that survive to this day, so we have no clear definition of what his thoughts were. But William was, notably, a Whig. And Whigs opposed slavery, and it's westward expansion. Additionally, William was a strong supporter of Henry Clay, and the two are said to have shared correspondence on political matters. Henry Clay was always opposed to slavery, and even once tried to have it outlawed in his home state of Kentucky. Clay had wished that the institution had never been established, and that if it never was that the nation would have been “cleaner”. He also often wondered how America could preach for ideals of freedom, or Liberty, etc, to the rest of the world while the nation - itself - still held enslaved human beings in bondage. He always worried that the issue might rip the Union apart. But Clay was also hypocritical, and thus why not many people listened to his progressive ideologies; Clay owned about sixty slaves himself at some point — although, before he died, Clay did emancipate most of his slaves. And he did not believe that the slaves would be able to be peaceful in the same country as the white society. So, he had this whole idea of a gradual emancipation; which was to basically whitewash the enslaved people before deporting them. He wanted to have them “trained” well, dressed in “proper” attite, where alas, they would be sent back to Africa. So, we can make the assumption that William may have had the same ideals or opinions, but it's not certain.

Anyway, thank you, and enjoy your day.

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#BlogTour Turning for Home by Barney Norris

I am absolutely delighted to be part of the #BlogTour for this incredibly talented author. Believe you me the hype is not only worth it, it is also absolutely accurate. Barney Norris has a knack for storytelling and is a scribe worth watching.

About the Author

Barney Norris was born in Sussex in 1987, and grew up in Salisbury. Upon leaving university he founded the theatre company Up In Arms. He…

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Perhaps all adult life was an attempt to keep alight the fires that burned when you were young. Barney Norris, Five Rivers Met on a Wooded Plain

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30 days of Bat -  Day 12: Favourite Raven – Georgia Carling

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“I knew more clearly than I have ever done that the world is other people”

from acclaimed book by Barney Norris “Five rivers met on a wooded plain”

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1880s Names

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Abel, Abraham, Adam, Addison, Adelbert, Alexander, Alfred, Aloysius, Alphonse, Ambrose, Amos, Anderson, Andrew, Angus, Anthony, Anton, Archibald, Art, Arthur, Aubrey, August, Augustine, Augustus, Avery

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Q

Boys

Quincy

R

Boys

Raymond, Richard, Richmond, Robert, Rodney, Roger, Ross

Girls

Rita, Rosalie, Rose, Rowena, Ruby, Ruth

S

Boys

Samuel, Seymore, Sidney, Silas, Simon, Solomon, Stanley, Stephan, Sterling, Stewart, Sylvester

Girls

Samantha, Sophronia

T

Boys

Thaddeus, Theodore, Thomas, Thorton, Tillman, Timothy, Tobias, Truman

Girls

Tennessee, Thelma, Theodora, Theodosia, Theresa, Tillie

U

Boys

Ulysses

Girls

Una

V

Boys

Valentine, Vernon, Victor, Vincent, Virgil

Girls

Vera, Verona, Vesta, Victoria, Viola, Violet, Virginia, Vivian

W

Boys

Walker, Wallace, Walter, Warren, Watson, Webster, Wesley, Wilber, Wilbert, Wilbur, Wiley, Wilfred, Willam, Willard, William, Wilson, Winfield

Girls

Wilda, Wilhelmina, Wilma, Winifred, Winnifred, Winona

Z

Girls

Zella, Zora

[tvguidancecounselor]

TV Guidance Counselor 602: Greg Johnson

December 26, 1992

This week Ken welcomes old friend, now NYC based comedian Greg Johnson.

Ken and Greg discuss 20 years ago, Comedy Doyles, Kenny Z, Ken's first time doing stand up in Massachusetts, Eugene Mirman, Tim McIntire's Thursday Night Fights at The Comedy Studio, growing up in Wellesley, white suburban towns, being a notable alum from your town's High School, Greg's album Greg Johnson 1, how Mass and NY really aren't all that different, listening to episodes from ten years ago, Danny Tamberelli, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, getting to meet your heroes, Cheers, how Ken books guests, TV stars who should have been movie stars, Angela Lansbury, Madonna: Just a Peeler, clean and dirty covers, The Real World, Barney the Dinosaur, 1992, how football is a stupid fun waste of time, how the love of True Crime isn't new, Amy Fischer the Long Island Lolita, Ryder Strong, favorite VJs, the mystery of John Norris, SNICK, Roundhouse, In Living Color, The Simpsons, Sexy Dana Carvey, Chris Rock, live TV fights, insane Oscar moments, streaking, Father Dowling Mysteries, growing up Catholic, The "dead kid" in Three Men and a Baby, the "dead munchin" in The Wizard of Oz, being in the theater for only one day, 1990s re-releases, Can't Hardly Wait, Jerry O'Connell, the reason we have home taping today, when Greg was actually on TV, THIS VERY WEEK as a kid, Phylicia Rashad hosting a Kids Guide to Parenting, the lost show, Nik Carter, WFXN, Rap Around!, Ready to Go, Tom Bergeron, Home Improvement, We the Jury, Ken's love of Massachusetts businesses, Ken and Greg's plans to visit dead malls, The Square One Mall, Waylu's, Ken finding a nearly dead woman at B. Dalton Books in the Meadow Glen Mall, smoking joksters, local weathermen, The Wonder Years, Sully Erna, New Year's Eve, Evening at the Improv, WSKB's big Stooges New Year, Dana Hersey, House of Blues, Chiz Rider, and the major of trumpet based ministries.

[half-life-prompts]

All the legends and tales painted Gordon as a real tough guy, absolutely infallible, totally invincible, nothing could kill Gordon Freeman. Essentially the Chuck Norris of the apocalypse.

Barney of course knew the truth, and Alyx was very suprised to find that Gordon was actually a big softy, crying at the littlest of things.

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Barney Wilkinson and Eve Norris

Bat Out Of Hell - The Musical photos from London Dominion