#barl

[wally-b-feed]

Hard Stow Barl, 2024

[nyllyte]

I seesed it with my eyed barls

[mr-wrestlemania]

[jangmi-latte]

TELELET 📞📳📞TELELET📞📳📞CAN I HALP U?👀🧐😈TELELET📞📳📞TELELET📞📳📞 BORK🐶🐶BORK🐶🐶BORK🐶🐶AYAYAY🎶🎶 AYM🤭🤪 YOR LITOL😝😍😍BATIRPLAY🦋🦋AYAYAY🎶🎶🎶AYM😅😅🤩YOR LITOL😘😘😍BATERPLAY🦋🦋AYAYAY🎶🎶AYM🤩😅🤩YOR LITOL😍🤩😍 BATIRPLAY🦋 call me old fashioned, but i was born to serve vil. i do the laundry, cook dinner, clean dishes. i live to serve & carry out every demand of his on the slightest whim, its what i was put on this earth to do. if he cheats on me then its my fault! he caught me slipping. *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~ Wheeeee! Oinka oinka! Haaaaaaheeee! A- whooooga A-whoooooga! Aaaaaargh! Hneeeeeeeee! Fnrgh! Grunt grunt! Hinggggg! Whazzo! Boink jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely.

[solarstices]

half coloured sketch page + new Hypnos design because he wasn't tired and traumatised-looking enough

The super sonic looking mf (/aff) belongs to @a-paper-fan15

[conspicuous-clown-car]

i wanna kiss his teeth i wanna make out with his flat face

[kitkabam]

I am a simple woman. I hear Solas speak elven, and I become no better than a dog.

[reginaldubel]

@sleep-nurse sait

[briancocksofficial]

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BARLES BINGUS BOG BAND, PART 2

What is it? 

It's a bog-themed concept album that's been gently dipped in the idea of jazz, and an accompanying murder (maybe!) mystery short story which was accidentally dropped in the jazz and has been soaking in it for several hours now.

Who is it for? 

Those who like their music genres ill-defined, enjoyers of bad puns on a somewhat niche subject, and ones who have a taste for silly stories with accompanying experimental music.

Why would you make this? 

I was compelled to, by no one in particular.

What about the frogs?

What frogs? I don't see any frogs. Stop asking about the frogs.

Why are you so defensive about the frogs?

I'm not defensive. There are no frogs in my vicinity, and I have not been writing an album while locked in a room with hundreds of them for several months.

Several months? What have you been eating?

They made me soup. Do not ask who "they" are.

Was the soup good?

Yes, it was. Thanks for asking.

And the album?

That remains to be seen.

Where can I get it?

You can find it for free on my website or on Bandcamp. If you want a plot-free listening experience, it's also available to stream on Spotify and other major streaming services.

Can I meet the frogs?

Please don't ask any more questions. I just want to see my family again.

[kostastsimikas]

nunez v newcastle

[micechicken]

Characters who I have been meaning to design for a while. This is the family Charlie stayed with after the death of his mother.

From left to right (as listed in tags): Jimmy, Gary, and Olivia.

They all live(d) in the same rundown town as Charlie and were quite fond of the two brothers.

Jimmy was 18 at the time that Charlie was taken in. He was already working on his producer career as he always longed to create music and gain fame and money, in the hopes he could get himself and his family out of there. Not long after Charlie came around he finally left and promised better for them when he returned. From there he kept forgetting to get in contact with his family but was developing his presence and music. But over time he achieved his dreams and has helped his parents, still rarely sees them though.

Gary often saw the two brothers when they were outside and was often concerned for them, but didn't know a whole lot or what to do. But he helped them in ways he could and often talked to them when he could. He once gifted Barle a cross necklace that he still wears due to the boy's fascination with Christianity. Helped Charlie get the job at the town's factory to help him. Was the one to find Charlie after the death of his mother and took him in.

Olivia was starting to face empty nest syndrome as her son was rearing to leave. Was thrilled to take in Charlie as she felt for him and wanted better for him, and was truly horrified along with her husband and son to learn of the reality of Charlie and Barle's life. Often she has cried for the death of Barle, despite not knowing him all too well. But with the stories Charlie tells she feels for him. Stays at home to care for the house and was responsible for teaching Charlie a lot of things, including self care and even reading.

Also Charlie is 15 here. He hasn't finished growing so this is not his full height, but he is still slightly shorter than Jimmy who is 6'5" (he's 5'9").

[skullssy]

Very normal rn

[bizlybebo]

i miss vyncent sol btw guys 😁👍

[sezja]

Every time there's a religion* built around a central Martyr and we later find out - via lore, prequels, word of mouth, etc. - that the martyr in question would not have liked the resulting religion and would be horrified by the things done in their name? That's my shit. Love that shit.

*for discourse purposes, fictional religions.

[hourly-pierce-the-veil]

[dreamupdates]

DEEAM POSTED ON HIS SNAPCHAT!