#bark bark squeak squeak.

[dismas-n-dismay]

I'm not fucking joking when I tell you I saw this panel and literally started sobbing and crying over seeing my babygirl buying chocolate with just fucking quarters. This is the people's jason todd for real, thank you Juni Ba

[rabidbatboy]

SPECIFIC SUBVOCAL FLAGS: based on this (link) flag and definition. intended to be used by misceanimalis who exhibit specific subvocal sounds, but use as you please

growl | purr | trill squeak | chirp | hiss yip | bark | meow

TAGGING: @omegai @omegarchive

🧼 ——— FLAG COINED BY ME

[insinirate]

a little persuasion

[kyntypes]

Okay, hmm. Since I am partially human, I think, I'm wondering.

What counts as a wereanimal? I feel like I have DNA of a maned wolf, and a hoary bat simultaneously. I am both animals in one, except, I'm also human. I believe my DNA possibly is this way due to a mutation, maybe it was passed on from some time in the past, I don't know. That's all I know.

I'm wondering if it's fitting to call myself a werecanid, or a werebat because of this circumstance. I guess it implies some sort of humanity, or transformation can take place, but I do not transform. My body doesn't necessarily morph or shift into something else. My bat ears stay that way. That's the only outwardly nonhuman thing about me. Everything else is human-appearing/leaning.

Do I call myself a human with nonhuman DNA, a nonhuman with dominant human DNA, a wereanimal/some sort of were, a human with recessive nonhuman DNA, etc.?

Calling myself a "were" feels right, like the old name for therians, however, I was wondering if it was okay to do such. I'm not personally sure what counts as a "were", so I'm trying to inquire confirmed weres and see what their thoughts on it may be.

[irbcallmefynn]

Reblog if you bark bark, meow meow, squeak squeak, squirk squirk, chirp chirp, rawr rawr, beep boop, make a different noise, or maybe don't make any noises at all

[ch3rrbearyeen]

con haul from this weekend!! our sunday was cut a little short bc the artist alley/dealers den closed early + they also shut down the food court BUT i got a bunch of cute stuff this weekend :}

ill put the haul under the cut so its not too big of a spam

items include: one kiamei print, a pair of pawmitts (with squeakers!), a pawprints lanyard, a good puppy hangtag w/ petplay kink gear on the other side, a mob psycho print for my partner, two stickers for my water bottle, and a furry print for myself!!

wruff :3!!!

[massivedazaisimp]

Guys listen.

Y'all know that I love dazai but I'm way more down bad for this guy like I'm Litterly on all fours weak on my knees just BEYOND DOWN BADDD

No cuz.

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.

I absolutely mean. What I meant. I. Need. Fyodor. Please. Send. Help. And I'm not even gonna mention the fact that I cried like 2 hours when I saw him getting died in a helikapata but then was so happy when he was alive like I was on happy tears. So who's gonna be my fyodor ❤️

MMMNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Edit: what the fuck have I done again.

[kylejsugarman]

hmm. in high school when jesse is first diagnosed and adjusting to life with epilepsy, some other students obviously notice. its not something that’s like Super prevalent at first, but it becomes a little more noticeable when he rolls up with a bruised face from crashing his parents’ car after seizing behind the wheel and a dog tag. the bruised face and a particularly violent myoclonic jerk in class that sends his pencil flying attracts a comment mumbled under the breath of one student. jesse doesn’t hear it, but badger who’s sitting closer does. he hears the guy mumble the r-slur. so when the class ends and everyone’s filing out, badger straight-up grabs the guy, hoists him up, and Slams him into the wall of lockers. “keep ur mouth shut, asshole.” jesse doesn’t know what the fuck is going on until after badger gets sent to the principal’s office and a hearty suspension for assaulting a student (”it doesn’t matter what he said” the principal said, scribbling the punishment on badger’s record). jesse’s waiting for him in the parking lot since he doesn’t a car to drive home with and is like “dude what the fuck, what was that??” and badger just shrugs and says “he’s a piece of shit.” it’s not worth it to let jesse know what was said or why he specifically lost his cool. that’s his homie and homies look out for each other. he does smoke all of jesse’s weed later that night as his own kind of compensation though.

[violight-ghost]

Went out for a walk bc i could feel myself getting anxious everytime I had to go out to do something so i had to take myself on a walk to condition myself to the outside world again so that i dont get scared of cars and people talking loudly like a dog

[candiid-caniine]

objectively funny kinks. put them in my inbox

[chloelouygo]

I finally got to take some pictures of my @aestromeri order! I cannot stress enough how much I love everything here, it's all so pretty and the quality is amazing 😭😭

I forgot I put the stickers on my laptop and got the best surprise when I shut it earlier and saw them asdjfhgfj (yes I know they're upside down, it's so when I shut my laptop *I* get to look at them when my laptop is on the desk, it doesn't leave the house anyway so no one will see them being upside down while it's open lmao)

LOOK HOW PRETTY

Ryou came with me for a walk so I could get pictures and just look at that iridescence!! This is literally the prettiest thing I own, look at his face 😭😭🥰💙💙

That sparkle!!!

Please take a look at their store https://aestromeri.bigcartel.com/products , I am so glad I got to order and I am so happy I get to see these pretty boys every day 😭😭

Thank you @amararala for making the gifs for me! 💜

[angellurgy2]

Girl help I need you so bad I just wanna make you squeak and bark at the same time

AWAWA.. sssquearf..? >-<

[hqmillioncorn]

FFXIVWrite Day Two: Bark

With @winduphaurchefant 's Viggo Umbra

"And that was the only thing that happened?" Lunya asked. Babycorn walked around the room, juggling keeping Cherrypit entertained with a fish on string and talking to Lunya by linkshell, "Yeah! I promise! I talked with Viggo and everything and Cherrypit is totally-!" Babycorn was cut off by the sound of Cherrypit jumping onto the ceiling, the fish was in his mouth. "...as normal as he can be!"

One morning Cherrypit woke up with a pair of dog ears on his head and Babycorn had no idea what to do.

It had all happened so fast. 

Babycorn had just finished up putting the finishing touches on a sweater she had been up all night making as a present for Tilika. When she noticed the sun coming up she quickly made her way over Cherrypit’s designated play corner to close the curtains. 

“Sorry sun but I can’t have you burning my skin again!!” With an angry scowl on her face Babycorn closed the curtains. Just thinking about the week where her entire body burned after a fun day at the pool made her angry all over again. She was so caught up in the past that she failed to notice the blanket-covered lump right behind her. 

Then as she turned to go back to her sweater making, Babycorn tripped over the mysterious blanket lump and landed right on her face in the middle of a pile of Cherrypit’s toys. 

“Owwy…” Babycorn was well used to tripping and falling on her face by now but it didn’t mean that each fall hurt less.

Babycorn lifted her head up and looked up, noticing a small pink blanket flying over her. At that moment she remembered that Cherrypit had been playing ‘cocoon’ the night before and if history was any indication, he always fell fast asleep while playing this specific game. 

“Oh no…!” Babycorn panicked. What if she had woken Cherrypit up by accident?! Or even worse-?! Had taken off his cocoon before he had wanted to take it off?! She was truly the worst big sister ever!!!!

With leg strength that would be more useful in the middle of a battle rather than grabbing a flying blanket for her baby brother, Babycorn jumped up and snatched the blanket in mid-air. Babycorn flapped the blanket around to make sure it was still intact and sighed in relief. “Cherryyyy! I’m sorry I didn’t mean to-!” She turned around to give Cherrypit back his blanket and was met with a sight that left her speechless. 

Cherrypit was sitting down, sucking on his thumb and looking right at her, with a pair of dog ears on his head. 

“Haha! Bebe!! Yaaaay!!” He cheered and clapped for her. The ears on his head were wiggling alongside him. As if to prove to his sister that she wasn’t seeing things, Cherrypit reached up and wiggled them around himself. “Bebe! Look! Look! Bak! Bak!” he giggled loudly to himself and stood up to do a little dance. 

Babycorn fell to her knees and mentally began to beg her parents for forgiveness once again.

Usually when it came to these sorts of things Babycorn would run over in a panic to the nearest person she knew that was smarter and wiser than her. And usually that person would be Lunya but Babycorn knew for a fact that Lunya wouldn’t be back for a few more days. 

(Meanwhile, thousands of miles away, Lunya couldn’t shake this feeling that something was wrong. Though she couldn’t discern it from the ‘Babycorn is eating bark off a tree again’ wrong or the ‘Babycorn thinks that a papercut she got is going to kill her’ wrong. Either way she would call about it in the morning.)

This left Babycorn with the smartest solution she could come up with. Which to be fair to her-was pretty smart. 

With Cherrypit riding on her head Babycorn made her way down the hall all the way to standing in front of the door to Viggo’s room. The scariest room in the entire mansion according to Coco. He had inadvertently filled Babycorn’s head with horror stories of what lied in this room. Horribly scary stories that Babycorn couldn’t bring herself to remember and not just because she forgot most of them and only remembered the feeling of sheer terror. 

But none of that mattered right now! She needed to be brave now! For Cherrypit’s sake!!

Babycorn began to pound on the door as hard as she could. “Viggo! Viggo! Mr.Umbra! Are you there!? I really need your help!! Please HEEELP!!! UWAUBBWUAWUANWAUNW!!!!” She loudly wailed. It should be noted that the current time was six in the morning. 

As the door opened Babycorn continued to panic and flail her arms around in the air. 

Viggo stood there watching her do this for a good few seconds before speaking up. “Good morning Babycorn, do you need anything?” Or was this the usual and regular morning wake up call by Babycorn that only wanted to say hi and then skip away. 

Babycorn froze and looked up, Cherrypit looked up alongside her. “Viggo!! I need your help!! It’s horrible!!!!!!” She was dancing around in a panic and screaming as loud as she could. 

“W-What?!” Viggo stepped outside of his room and held onto the door frame in shock, “Did something happen?!”

“I-I-It’s Cherry!!! Look!!! Something happened to him!!!” 

Babycorn moved her head into a position where Viggo could see Cherrypit. The dog ears that Babycorn had seen that morning were still on his head and unbeknownst to her, he had also grown a pair of little fangs in his mouth. 

Cherrypit gave Viggo a little wave, which Viggo returned with a little wave of his own. 

Now that she was inside Viggo’s room Babycorn could clearly see that…

…Coco was 100 PERCENT RIGHT. This room was terrifying!! There were lots of glass bottles in things that she had no idea what they were and there were various papers all around her with big words she didn’t understand!!

“Brrrrr….” she trembled to herself. 

Viggo had placed Cherrypit on his couch and had begun a regular check-up on him. Which was usually a very short process when it came to Cherrypit, considering the lack of a heartbeat and the way most of his body was static and unchanging. 

…Most of the time at least.

“So, when did you first notice the ears?” Viggo handed Cherrypit a piece of candy to keep him distracted long enough for Viggo to examine his new ears closely. “Wow…Four pairs of ears…” Viggo said to himself, wondering if this somehow gave Cherrypit a heightened sense of hearing.

Babycorn ran over to where Viggo was and recounted the events of that morning.

“-And well it’s not like ears like that are a weird thing-! I know lots of people that look like that! Like B’ig and Cola and G’raha and B’rent and Linnet and Khloe and Zhloe and Centella and K’achow and-”

“Babycorn?”

“-Cait Sith and Vertical’s Brother Who’s Name I don’t Know and-”

“Babycorn.”

“-Himbo Hooters and Y’sthola and F'lhaminn-”

“Babycorn, do you want a candy?” 

Babycorn paused and looked over at Viggo like she was about to attack him. Really she wanted to attack the lollipop. “Omigosh! Would I?!” Babycorn jumped over and happily bit the lollipop and also Viggo’s hand. Something that Babycorn didn’t seem to notice she did but Viggo sure did. 

Babycorn had eaten both the lollipop and the stick. She thanked Viggo with a curtsy.

“N-No problem…A-Anytime Babycorn…” Viggo turned away and rubbed his hand which had a big ouchy on it now but he was being really brave about it. He may have been a doctor and not a dentist but he was fairly sure that lalafell teeth were not supposed to be that sharp. Ignoring the searing pain in his hand, Viggo continued to check over Cherrypit. Who happily continued to wiggle around in place. 

Babycorn popped out from behind the couch. “Is he dying?!” As usual she was jumping to the worst possible conclusions. 

“Well technically from what you already told me he’s already dead.” 

“Oh ya. That’s right!”

Cherrypit giggled, “Bebes funny!!” 

Viggo handed Cherrypit another piece of candy and let out a hum. “Cherrypit? Do you know where you got these ears from?” History had proven time and time again that Cherrypit remembered things much better than Babycorn did, and this time might be no different. 

Without any hesitation Cherrypit pointed straight at Viggo.

“BWA?! M-Me?!?!” 

Babycorn pushed herself up onto the couch and jumped in between Cherrypit and Viggo. “What did you do?” This was the scariest Viggo could ever recall Babycorn looking, even in the middle of battles.

Even so, he was determined to prove his innocence. “I didn’t do anything!!” Not that he could recall. “I promise!”

Evidently that was all the evidence Babycorn needed. Her deadly glare switched back to a cheerful smile. “Ok! If you promise!” she sat down and looked down at Cherrypit, her cheerful smile quickly switched back to her panicked expression. “NOOOOO CHERRYYY!!!” 

At the risk of having Babycorn turn his anger towards him again, Viggo decided to ask Cherrypit to clarify what he meant when he pointed to him. “Did I do something Cherry? Do you remember?” He watched earnestly as Cherrypit processed his question while he bit down on a piece of a steel ingot. 

Cherrypit looked up at him and smiled, one of his doggy ears wiggled. “Abbababayaaaaapoooogagagaweeeesaababanenebebeggyhabababa” he answered. 

“Ah. I see.” Viggo said. He did not see.

On the other hand, Babycorn had surprisingly stopped her panicking and let out a “Oooooohhh!!” Almost as she had understood the long string of baby babble that Cherrypit had just said. Mostly because she had. 

“Viggo! You did this!!” 

“H-Huh…?” That made two people saying he did this now.

Babycorn picked Cherrypit up and held him closer towards Viggo. “Rember’?! During dinner you were talking about how you could turn into a big doggy!! Cherrypit said he really liked that story and wanted to be more like you!!” That was what Cherrypit had told Viggo just now. He was really happy that Babycorn had been able to explain it. 

Viggo wanted to cry. “R-Really…?” He did remember talking about that particular topic yesterday but he was sure that Cherrypit hadn’t been listening at the time. Just how good was this kid’s hearing?? Besides that, it was really cute that Cherrypit wanted to be like him. 

Cherrypit let out a laugh and wiggled around some more. “Awoooooo!!” he laughed to himself.

Viggo and Babycorn let out a simultaneous “Awwww!” 

Though it didn’t worry Babycorn that her brother could grow dog ears in an attempt to imitate a grown-up he thought was cool, Viggo was a little concerned that Cherrypit found a way to do this. But before he could ask if Cherrypit had ever done something like this before…

“Haaaa! Vautreetrree!!”

Viggo looked over to Babycorn. “What did he say this time?” he asked.

“Oh! He said he was gonna go and eat some people later! Just like you! But don’t worry I’ll tell him that’s a bad idea! Haha!” Throughout that entire sentence Babycorn’s smile did not waver. 

“Yeah that’s…” Viggo adjusted his glasses and noticed the wagging tail that Cherrypit now sported. “...That’s a good idea.

[kyntypes]

I want to bite, but not in an angry way, more like a playful way. I want to play rough. I want to tackle, bite too hard, shake too much, have too many zoomies... I want to just be a silly canid, a hyper bat, an excitable lemur...

Grrr... I need to cob my boyfriend NOW! I need to nibble on his ears and playfully growl because I love him so much. I need to gnaw on his fingers and lick his face aggressively. He's so freaking great and cool! He's my mate, and I love him. <333

[foxgirlinfohazard]

wanting play with being a rubber fox toy online like I want to be vs thinking it's too much and will be annoying to mutuals I interact with

[therealjammy]

The neighbors next door got a new dog and this tiny ass thing has the loudest, squeakiest bark I’ve ever heard