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mbrainspaz · 11 months ago
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writing design studio job application emails like --
I have every creative skill you could possibly want, I can do the work of 2-3 people easily, and I'll most likely be bored after I've finished all the work you can give me in 4 hours but I'm willing to risk it because your business seems cool and I'd like an opportunity to work with a talented creative team and manage— hueeeeggh— and work with—hHHHUUUUGHLG— I'm so excited to oversee cust—BLUEGEUGUGUGH .... sorry about that. I'm so excited to manage customer accounts again.
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smute · 2 months ago
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have you ever wondered what it would've been like to attend the premiere of le sacre du printemps in 1913?
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canine-teethed-sheets · 1 year ago
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eyestrain warning below!
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wanted to try out @hiro-doodlez and @justanidiotartist 's color styles! it was experimentive and fun!
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lighthouseshepard · 4 months ago
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feels like. most of the past few months have just been me waiting in drs offices alone hoping for answers or a solution that will stick. and it sucks
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bigfrogsblog · 3 months ago
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starting to wake up an hour early and taking my meds then going back to sleep so they're kicked in by the time I'm awake and I'm gonna be honest i dont feel any anixety nausea this morning which is kind of insane bc ive been dealing w this for about 2-3 months straight now
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traumafactory28 · 6 months ago
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The slow, eye widening realization that you are about to relapse. The tears threaten to flow down your face, begging you to close your eyes so as not to traumatize yourself with the sight of your own making. Your hand reaches for your addiction as you no longer have control of yourself. You beg your brain to stop and how it will hurt so many people around. But it won't listen. That organ buzzes with toxic electricity that no amount of shock therapy can fix, begging for some kind of refuge from its own pain. It won't stop screaming, and you need it to shut up. You know how to stop it temporarily, but never for long. You tear away from yourself in hopes of making that hole in your chest a great plain rather than a gorged valley of blood. You're willing to do anything but distraught with your options. You feel cornered and trapped as you start. Just one would be fine. An escape from this drowning hole. That's all I need. Please let it be all I need. But now you're dissociating and can feel the pain. You aren't supposed to feel pain, so you lean in deeper into yourself until you forget how many you did and find yourself on the bathroom floor. Eyes stained with the memory of what you have done as you stare shell-shocked of your own making. You can't think. You finally feel your mind go blank from screams. Your mind is silent and frozen in terror, but it's just that. Silent. You hate the feeling of being afraid, but you were willing to do anything to make it stop. I smile as I watch myself slowly paint the floor. Roses with each drop and its roots embedded in me. A garden of which I pruned of its flowers, for this soil has no more nutrients to sustain the life it desperately wanted. I laugh as my garden grows all over my floor, edging on mania as I weep in relief of the delusion and distance I have given myself from my former reality. I fall into my garden and finally close my eyes. A happy ending no one would see coming. Happy endings belong only to the suicidal because in the end, we are all going to die. How dare anyone take this away from me.
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ask-north · 2 years ago
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Polaris? What are you? Can you even understand us?
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Polaris: !!!???
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North: Wha- What do you mean no one talks to you? I talk to you all the time Polaris!
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Polaris: ...
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North: Sorry, I know, I forget people can't understand you...
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Polaris: ... POLARIS.
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North: She said to tell you: "Of course, I can understand. I'm voiceless, not dumb. I'm North's familiar. A spirit gifted to her by Arceus. You may call me Polaris, but my true name is..." Um, I'm not sure what she was trying to pronounce there... I couldn't understand it. "But it's likely you cannot hear it anymore much to my dismay."
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North: But yeah! Polaris is her own person, she just happens to be attached to me, she does know what's going on around her.
North: She just can't speak or rather make sense to anyone but me.
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mentalbarf · 1 year ago
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FATAL ERROR
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godblooded · 2 years ago
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so my uncle passed away on a cruise ship in the middle of the aegean and my aunt and i are about to drive for 3 hours to li. we’re okay — my aunt and i are worried about our other aunt ( my cousin ), and the makkaria shouldn’t be too long since we have a long way to go. my aunt and i’ll get to listen to borrasca on the way, at least. we haven’t gotten a chance to and i’m ready to cry about kyle.
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eclysia · 2 years ago
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i dislike lin as a villain.
the concept of a child playing god in a world outside of their tangible reach is one i enjoy a lot. usurping control where you could never have it? thats the foundation of a lot of villains i like.
unfortunately, her execution is just... genuinely awful. the pieces to put together her situation were there, but the way that puppet lin behaves never brought about the suggestion that she was anything but a major annoying edgelord.
i Wanted puppet lin to act more childish. you could mix that with her sadistic tendencies without a hitch. all she did ingame, for the most part, was spout some edgy nonsense, kill someone, and leave.
it got so frustratingly boring. she could be all powerful like she is in the game! i dont mind that at all! but for the love of god please change her dialogue holy shit.
now, full disclosure. i played through the anna route and have not played through lins, but i at least vaguely know her situation thanks to reading and watching some videos. i find it so intriguing- that arceus was the only thing she had within the new world. that it could grant all of her wishes besides freedom...
conceptually, i love this...
...but puppet lin is just terrible. i hate every last ounce of her dialogue.
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loudlittledemon · 2 months ago
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Barfing my absolute socks off. So fun. Yay uterus
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vomitmatsu · 1 month ago
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Choro had a few too many drinks at the bar... Unfortunately the bathroom is occupied!
Tw for vomit
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desolationlovers · 7 months ago
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i loveeeeeee running out of my ssris and my pharmacy wont refill it because i dont have a psychiatrist right now because she moved to a different practice and i can get a new one because i cant get ahold of the clinic so i have to go through withdrawls that make me feel like im dying and want to kill myself. i love that this has happened TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!
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excessivepyromania · 1 year ago
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It is FOUR AM in EUROPE I am TRAPPED in BRITISH LAND and MY ASSHOLE HURTS I think A GHOST FUCKED ME and I am AUTISTIC.
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lil-cute-shinigami-comic · 2 months ago
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En serio, la gringa pendeja como siempre 🤦
Kinda reminded me how closed-minded peeps think in Mexico, we have only La Llorana(the weepin woman) that she weepin,"ayyyeee, mis hijos..." wanderin off and take someone else kiddos. In Mexico, we have other scary legends or folklores than La llorana
If vivziepoop wanna make short on HB gangs goin to Mexico or any LATAM. She should of USE OF RESEARCHING 1st BEFORE go make a short bout it.
And ik that's it's Hispanic or Latine months... and ugh i swear la pendeja.
WHY WAS THE NEW SHORT RACIST???
(Vivziepoop, trate de no ser racista e ignorante, nivel del reto: imposible)
IT WOULD'VE MADE MORE SENSE IF IT WAS IN MY HOMELAND SINCE THE CHUPACABRA IS FROM PUERTO RICO
BUT WHY MEXICO. WHY????
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hihomeghere · 9 months ago
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Fakin' it | Arthur Morgan/Reader
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Word Count : 3k Summary : After a botched robbery, Arthur and you take refuge in a hotel, hiding from the O'Driscolls outside your door. When they do decide to search for you two, how will you throw them off your track? Warnings/Tags : Enemies to lovers <3, unprotected piv sex, guns, cursing, reader has female gentailia, fingering, one bed, fake marriage
Of course the job that went bad had to be with Arthur. Why Dutch had put you two together was beyond you. Everyone around the gang knew that it was volatile anytime you two were together. But, you were cunning, quick minded in a pinch. Arthur was strong, easily able to take down a man twice his size, not that someone of that caliber came along often. To put it simply, you were the brains, he was the brawn. As much as you hated to admit, you made a good team on jobs. This time however, a simple robbery had turned into dozens of O’driscolls around every corner. You two had barely made it into a hotel unscathed. 
“One room.” Arthur said, setting down some coins on the table top as you watched the door. Your hand resting against your gun in your dress pocket.
“Name?” The man asked with a smile.
“Callahan.” Arthur said looking back at you. “Mr. and Mrs. Callahan.” He said, turning back to the clerk. You heard footsteps outside of the hotel, you turned quickly grabbing Arthur’s arm.
“Sweetheart.” You cooed, internally cringing as you called him by that name. You looked at him with wide eyes, “Come on.” You said with a nervous smile.
“We’re newlyweds, a bit excited if you can’t tell.” He chuckled, turning back to the clerk, his arm wrapping around your waist.
“Of course.” The clerk said with a knowing smile, you wanted to barf as Arthur squeezed your waist. “Up the stairs to the left.” He said, handing Arthur a key.
“Much appreciated.” Arthur said his hand on the small of your back as you two climbed the stairs. As soon as you turned the corner you nearly ran to the door, Arthur slid the key in the lock and turned it, ushering you inside. As soon as the door was closed behind you, he was locking it just as fast. 
Once you got in the room you moved away from Arthur’s side, letting out a sigh as you looked around the room. One bed, of course, you two were acting as a couple.
“Mr. and Mrs. Callahan, really?” You asked, raising an eyebrow as you turned to look at Arthur. 
“Less eyes on us if we’re a couple, not cause I wanna play house with you.” He said with a grunt, barely raising his head to look at you. He walked over to the bed, moving to take his boots off.
“Less eyes.” You scoffed, looking around the room, walking over to the window. You pulled the blinds back, peeking out to the streets below. 
“The hell you think you're doing?” Arthur hissed, his hand wrapping around your wrist.
“Looking.” You said glaring up at him. “Is that a crime?”
“Do you want to give away our position?” He growled, his eyes dark.
“I think it’s pretty damn clear we’re in one of these shops, now we have to wait it out until they’re gone.” You said pulling away your arm from his grasp. He let out a deep breath, his jaw clenched as he looked away from you.
“How many are out there?” He asked, holding his hat as he ran a hand through his hair.
“I don’t know, maybe a dozen?” You said crossing your arms.
“Dutch said to keep a low profile,” He muttered to himself, “We can’t go out there guns blazing.” He said, setting his hat down on the bedside table. 
“That’s obvious.” You said, shaking your head. He scoffed, looking up at you.
“Are you trying to piss me off, or is that just one of your special talents?” Arthur said glaring at you.
“Oh I have lots of talents.” You say, stepping closer a scowl on your face. 
“If only one of them was keeping your mouth shut.” He growled. 
“God, what is your problem?” You huff looking away from him.
“My problem?” He scoffs getting up from the bed. “You’re my problem." He said, his chest almost touching yours as you looked up at him.
“Feelings mutual.” You huff, glaring up at him. He clenched his jaw, shaking his head as you walked away from him. 
“We’re gonna have to wait it out.” He said, crossing his arms over his chest.
“The hell are we gonna do?” You asked throwing your hands up. 
“I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna take advantage of this bed.” He said laying back down on the bed, placing his hat over his face. You bit your cheek looking at him as he crossed his legs. He did have a point, the bed looked a whole lot softer than your cot back at camp. You mulled it over for a second before sitting down on the edge of the bed. You unlaced your boots, laying back on the bed. Your eyes quickly drew heavy, the adrenaline of the chase finally wearing off. 
The sun was setting when you woke up, the light slowly disappearing behind the horizon. The room was quiet except for Arthur’s breathing. You sat up in bed, looking over at him. His hat had fallen off his face when he rolled over sometime during his sleep. He looked so peaceful when he slept, it was like seeing a completely different side of him. It’s at this moment you really appreciate how beautiful Arthur truly is. The bridge of his nose is high, broken one too many times. His plump lips parted slightly, like two petals. His sandy brown hair falling over his forehead. 
You wanted to reach out and move it out of his face, but thought better of it. You didn’t want to disturb him and it wasn’t often that you saw him without a furrowed brow. 
Just as you were laying back down you heard heavy footsteps up the stairs. By your guess, four, maybe five men. You sit up quietly, feeling your heart pound against your rib cage. Arthur sprang up in bed as soon as they kicked open the first door. They must have turned right when they went up the stairs. The yell of shock sounded farther down the hall. He turned to you, his eyes wide. He reached for his gun belt on the floor but you stopped him. Your brain was running through all the situations. Four or five men, sure you and Arthur could take them, but that’s not exactly a low profile. 
Against your better judgment you picked the solution with the least amount of bloodshed. You swung your leg over Arthur’s waist.
“The hell are you doing-“ Arthur hissed before you covered his mouth with your hand. Your fingers started working on the buttons of your blouse as you rolled your hips forward. Arthur looked up at you with a wide eyed expression, his bright eyes frantically moving between his gun belt on the floor and the door. His stubble lightly scratched your palm as you held your hand over his mouth, his plump lips almost kissing your palm.
You forced a high pitched moan as you moved your hips faster on the bed, the bedframe hitting the wall. Creating the illusion you two were having sex.
The gears slowly started to turn in Arthur’s mind, his hands gripping your hips as he propelled you faster. The bedframe was now rocking against the wall, as you pulled your arms out of your blouse, leaving your chest bare. Your nipples hardened from the cold air as goosebumps sprung up on your skin. Arthur’s eyes were closed as he turned his head, forcing a low groan. Although you knew his groans were fake, the way his body reacted to your touch was more than real. You kept up with your moans, trying to put on a good enough show.
The door was soon forced open, as two O’Driscolls entered  the room with their guns raised. You scream, Arthur is quick to pull your chest down to his. You were pressed tight against him, his warm hands keeping you flush against him, all of him. His work shirt rubs against your nipples in such a fucking delicious way, it doesn’t help tbe adrenaline coursing through your veins. You can’t see anything, your head buried into Arthur’s neck, his stubble now rubbing against your cheek.
“Get the hell out of here!” Arthur yells, hidden by your upper half.
One of them clears their throat before exiting the room, closing the door behind them. You hold your breath waiting for their footsteps to retreat down the hallway. You let out a sigh of relief as they meet back up with the other men, walking down the stairs.
Hesitantly Arthur moves his hands off your back, you sit up covering your breasts with your arms. Arthur, however, was staring up towards the ceiling. His jaw clenched as he avoided looking at you.
You moved off of his waist, grabbing your blouse before slipping your arms through the sleeves. You buttoned it up, swallowing thickly as Arthur cleared his throat. 
“Now uh-“ Arthur said letting out a sigh, “I want you to know that I didn’t see nothin’.” The bed whines slightly as he stands up. 
“I know you felt something.” You said, shaking your head as you blush from head to toe. 
“Now-“ Arthur sighed, running a hand through his hair as you turned to face him, his eyes flicking around the room before settling at your feet as he held up his hand. “We can just pretend this never happened, it was a matter of life and death.”
“I understand that.” You looked at him, fully looked at him. His gaze was low, his chest rising and falling quickly, his cheeks flushed. God, he looks wrecked.
Your eyes trailed over his body as he stood there, his hand on his hip as he popped his knee out. Your eyes moved down further, almost popping out of your head as you see how painfully hard he is pressed against his pants. 
“Are you-“ The words fall out of your mouth before you can think to stop them.
“Jesus.” Arthur sighed looking down, his hand rubbing his eyebrows.
“You are.” A nervous chuckle leaves your mouth as your eyes trailed up and down his body. You felt heat begin to spread between your thighs as he met your eyes. Your heart is still pounding against your rib cage from the encounter with the O’Driscolls. 
“I’m-“ He started throwing his hands up, “I’m sorry, alright but you can’t expect me- I’m only a man.” He sighed, rubbing the back of his neck nervously. 
“It’s nothing to be ashamed about.”
“Nothing to be ashamed-“ He cut you off, shaking his head, “There is plenty to be ashamed of, I shouldn’t be getting so… so worked up over you.” He said motioning to you. You couldn’t help that you were also getting worked up, you subtly rubbed your thighs together. Trying to get any friction where you needed it most. Heat bloomed in your stomach as the tension in the room only got worse. He furrowed his brows, studying you.
“Wait,” He chuckled, shaking his head, “You feel it too.” He said, crossing his arms.
You scoffed, looking off to the side. “You wish.” You said, hating the slight tremor in your voice. Arthur strode across the room, stopping in front of you. He reached towards you, tilting your chin so you would have to look at him. 
“Tell me you don’t want this.” He said softly, his other arm encircling your waist pulling you flush against him. You stayed silent, looking up into his blue eyes. Slowly a smirk worked its way onto his face, “That’s what I thought.” He chuckled, cupping your cheek. He leaned forward brushing his nose against yours. Giving you the option to pull away if you wanted, his eyes softening as he looked into yours. You took the plunge, capturing his lips against your own as you threaded your fingers through his hair.
A groan rumbled through his chest as his hand tightened around your waist. You felt dizzy as his lips moved against yours, his tongue swiping across your bottom lip. You opened your mouth allowing his access as he pressed into you deeper. He rubbed himself against you, his hips pressed against your lower belly. 
You pulled away, breathing hard as you looked up at him. His face was flushed, his mouth parted slightly as his chest rose and fell rapidly. You unbuttoned your blouse for the second time, just as feverishly as the first time, but now for a completely different reason. Arthur followed your lead, pushing his own suspenders down, his skillful fingers unbuttoning his own shirt. His eyes returned to your body as he ripped his shirt off of his shoulders, settling onto your breasts. He stared down at you, an almost predatory expression on his face. He closed the distance between you, his hand wrapping around your waist as the other kneaded your breast. You let out a soft gasp, which quickly turned to a moan as he ran his thumb over your perk nipple. 
“Arthur.” He stared down at you, his eyes darkening as he watched you shiver against him. He flipped you around, his hand pressing you down onto the bed. His other hand flipped your skirts up, before pulling down your underclothes. He let out a soft groan as his eyes connected with your almost dripping pussy.
“This all for me?” He cooed, swiping his finger through your folds. You gasped, nodding as your hands gripped the quilt. 
“Yes.” You breathed, “Yes all for you.”
“Good girl.” You could hear the smirk in his voice as he sunk a finger into your heat. You gasped as he slowly started pumping his finger inside of you. He leaned over you, his lips dangerously close to your ear. “Yeah you like that don’t you?” He said nibbling on your earlobe. Your breath hitched in your throat as he added another finger, scissoring them inside your walls.
“Fuck Arthur.” You melwed, pressing your forehead against the slightly scratchy quilt underneath you. “I need you.” You huffed, your walls clenching around his fingers.
“I’m gettin’ there.” He chuckled, pulling his finger out of you, you sighed at the loss. You could hear the rustling of clothing behind you, the distinctive metal on metal as you pulled off his belt. His warm calloused hands ran up your backside, gently spreading you before the head of his cock met your entrance. 
Jesus Christ he was big. 
He spit into his palm, pulling away as he spread his spit over the head of his cock. 
“What the hell is taking so long?” You asked impatiently, turning your head to look at him. His eyes met yours, a wicked grin on his face as he forcefully shoved his cock through your folds. It was like all the air had been knocked out of your lungs as you were propelled forward onto the bed. His hands pulled your hips back and speared you onto his dick. 
“Arthur!” You yelped, your fingers gripping the quilt as he thrust his pelvis flush to yours. 
“Christ woman.” He groaned, laying his forehead against your bare back. You moan as he pulls his hips back before thrusting back into you. “You sound even better when you ain’t faking it.” You can feel the chuckle rumble through his chest more than you can hear it as he speaks. 
“Arthur, Jesus." You pant, almost drooling over the way his cock hits that spot inside you over and over again. 
“Mmm.” He moans, tight lipped as he tilts his head back. You push back against him, meeting every one of his thrusts “Yeah, atta girl.” His praise only spurred you on, your thighs shaking as you pushed your ass against his pelvis. “You close?” He whispered, his warm hand moving down your thigh between your legs. His thumb circling your clit was enough to send you over the edge. You were grateful your upper half was supported by the plush bed as your legs gave out under you. A high pitched moan worked its way out of your chest as you all but collapsed on the bed. Your walls fluttered around him, milking his cock. 
“Shit.” He panted his breath fanning on your back as his forearms caged you in, his hips stuttering as he released his seed inside you. He groaned, resting his forehead against your back as he collapsed on you. His sweaty chest sticking against your back. He pulled out of you, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to.” He whispered. 
“S’okay.” You said breathing hard, his cum seeping down your thighs. He kissed down your spine, his hand lovingly squeezing your hips. 
He grabbed a towel from the dresser, cleaning your thighs off. 
“Who would have thought you’d known about aftercare.” You chuckle softly, your heart rate slowly coming back to normal.
“There’s a lot of things you don’t know about me sweetheart.” He huffs, a small smirk on his face as he tucked himself back into his pants. He reached down, pulling your bloomers back up over your hips. 
“Oh yeah?” You chuckled, grabbing your blouse as he grabbed his shirt off the floor.
“Yeah, Mrs. Callahan.” He smirked walking towards you, buttoning his shirt as he stood in front of you. You rolled your eyes, buttoning your blouse. He wrapped his hand around your waist, pulling you flush against him.
“You can’t tell me you didn’t enjoy it.” He said, his hand trailing down your jaw. 
“Alright, fine. Mr. Callahan.” You huffed, a blush covering your cheeks as you rested your hands against his broad chest. 
“Next time,” He tightened his grip on your hips, his lips against your ear, “You’re riding me.”
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