#barf warning

[mbrainspaz]

writing design studio job application emails like --

I have every creative skill you could possibly want, I can do the work of 2-3 people easily, and I'll most likely be bored after I've finished all the work you can give me in 4 hours but I'm willing to risk it because your business seems cool and I'd like an opportunity to work with a talented creative team and manage— hueeeeggh— and work with—hHHHUUUUGHLG— I'm so excited to oversee cust—BLUEGEUGUGUGH .... sorry about that. I'm so excited to manage customer accounts again.

[smute]

have you ever wondered what it would've been like to attend the premiere of le sacre du printemps in 1913?

[canine-teethed-sheets]

eyestrain warning below!

wanted to try out @hiro-doodlez and @justanidiotartist 's color styles! it was experimentive and fun!

[lighthouseshepard]

feels like. most of the past few months have just been me waiting in drs offices alone hoping for answers or a solution that will stick. and it sucks

[bigfrogsblog]

starting to wake up an hour early and taking my meds then going back to sleep so they're kicked in by the time I'm awake and I'm gonna be honest i dont feel any anixety nausea this morning which is kind of insane bc ive been dealing w this for about 2-3 months straight now

[traumafactory28]

The slow, eye widening realization that you are about to relapse. The tears threaten to flow down your face, begging you to close your eyes so as not to traumatize yourself with the sight of your own making. Your hand reaches for your addiction as you no longer have control of yourself. You beg your brain to stop and how it will hurt so many people around. But it won't listen. That organ buzzes with toxic electricity that no amount of shock therapy can fix, begging for some kind of refuge from its own pain. It won't stop screaming, and you need it to shut up. You know how to stop it temporarily, but never for long. You tear away from yourself in hopes of making that hole in your chest a great plain rather than a gorged valley of blood. You're willing to do anything but distraught with your options. You feel cornered and trapped as you start. Just one would be fine. An escape from this drowning hole. That's all I need. Please let it be all I need. But now you're dissociating and can feel the pain. You aren't supposed to feel pain, so you lean in deeper into yourself until you forget how many you did and find yourself on the bathroom floor. Eyes stained with the memory of what you have done as you stare shell-shocked of your own making. You can't think. You finally feel your mind go blank from screams. Your mind is silent and frozen in terror, but it's just that. Silent. You hate the feeling of being afraid, but you were willing to do anything to make it stop. I smile as I watch myself slowly paint the floor. Roses with each drop and its roots embedded in me. A garden of which I pruned of its flowers, for this soil has no more nutrients to sustain the life it desperately wanted. I laugh as my garden grows all over my floor, edging on mania as I weep in relief of the delusion and distance I have given myself from my former reality. I fall into my garden and finally close my eyes. A happy ending no one would see coming. Happy endings belong only to the suicidal because in the end, we are all going to die. How dare anyone take this away from me.

[ask-north]

Polaris? What are you? Can you even understand us?

Polaris: !!!???

North: Wha- What do you mean no one talks to you? I talk to you all the time Polaris!

Polaris: ...

North: Sorry, I know, I forget people can't understand you...

Polaris: ... POLARIS.

North: She said to tell you: "Of course, I can understand. I'm voiceless, not dumb. I'm North's familiar. A spirit gifted to her by Arceus. You may call me Polaris, but my true name is..." Um, I'm not sure what she was trying to pronounce there... I couldn't understand it. "But it's likely you cannot hear it anymore much to my dismay."

North: But yeah! Polaris is her own person, she just happens to be attached to me, she does know what's going on around her.

North: She just can't speak or rather make sense to anyone but me.

[mentalbarf]

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[godblooded]

so my uncle passed away on a cruise ship in the middle of the aegean and my aunt and i are about to drive for 3 hours to li. we’re okay — my aunt and i are worried about our other aunt ( my cousin ), and the makkaria shouldn’t be too long since we have a long way to go. my aunt and i’ll get to listen to borrasca on the way, at least. we haven’t gotten a chance to and i’m ready to cry about kyle.

[grahamkennedy]

I'm drunk and not sad anymore and relishing the fact I'm no longer bawling every five minutes, so I want to be annoying about things none of my followers care about. Anyway related to my Succession + Spiderbait conversation I'm having only with myself I think Calypso would make a very good Shiv fancam if I could be arsed.

[eclysia]

i dislike lin as a villain.

the concept of a child playing god in a world outside of their tangible reach is one i enjoy a lot. usurping control where you could never have it? thats the foundation of a lot of villains i like.

unfortunately, her execution is just... genuinely awful. the pieces to put together her situation were there, but the way that puppet lin behaves never brought about the suggestion that she was anything but a major annoying edgelord.

i Wanted puppet lin to act more childish. you could mix that with her sadistic tendencies without a hitch. all she did ingame, for the most part, was spout some edgy nonsense, kill someone, and leave.

it got so frustratingly boring. she could be all powerful like she is in the game! i dont mind that at all! but for the love of god please change her dialogue holy shit.

now, full disclosure. i played through the anna route and have not played through lins, but i at least vaguely know her situation thanks to reading and watching some videos. i find it so intriguing- that arceus was the only thing she had within the new world. that it could grant all of her wishes besides freedom...

conceptually, i love this...

...but puppet lin is just terrible. i hate every last ounce of her dialogue.

[loudlittledemon]

Barfing my absolute socks off. So fun. Yay uterus

[vomitmatsu]

Choro had a few too many drinks at the bar... Unfortunately the bathroom is occupied!

Tw for vomit

[desolationlovers]

i loveeeeeee running out of my ssris and my pharmacy wont refill it because i dont have a psychiatrist right now because she moved to a different practice and i can get a new one because i cant get ahold of the clinic so i have to go through withdrawls that make me feel like im dying and want to kill myself. i love that this has happened TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!

[excessivepyromania]

It is FOUR AM in EUROPE I am TRAPPED in BRITISH LAND and MY ASSHOLE HURTS I think A GHOST FUCKED ME and I am AUTISTIC.

[lil-cute-shinigami-comic]

En serio, la gringa pendeja como siempre 🤦

Kinda reminded me how closed-minded peeps think in Mexico, we have only La Llorana(the weepin woman) that she weepin,"ayyyeee, mis hijos..." wanderin off and take someone else kiddos. In Mexico, we have other scary legends or folklores than La llorana

If vivziepoop wanna make short on HB gangs goin to Mexico or any LATAM. She should of USE OF RESEARCHING 1st BEFORE go make a short bout it.

And ik that's it's Hispanic or Latine months... and ugh i swear la pendeja.

WHY WAS THE NEW SHORT RACIST???

(Vivziepoop, trate de no ser racista e ignorante, nivel del reto: imposible)

IT WOULD'VE MADE MORE SENSE IF IT WAS IN MY HOMELAND SINCE THE CHUPACABRA IS FROM PUERTO RICO

BUT WHY MEXICO. WHY????