#barely an exaggeration lmao

[fbfh]

my scrungkly little scrimblos!!!!!! curiosity 10 is up on patreon and dropping 7/24 at 8:00am bright an early as a birthday present to you all!!!!! <333 I can't wait I love you guys!!!!!!!! <333

[austenpoppy]

I don't understand how anyone can think Dick, of all people, is a "himbo". He's one of the most intelligent people around, the world's second best detective (it's still true now, false believers !). I understand it even less when people have Dick be the "himbo" of the Titans when you have Wally just there.

Has no one read Flash : volume 2 ? It's a wiiild ride. I know the beginning was focused on Wally dealing with Barry's heritage and making it his own, plus was dealing with a lot of insecurities but damn, did it sometimes feel like "What is going to be Wally's fuck-up this week ? Take a wild guess !" or "How is karma going to humble Wally this month ? Turn the wheel !".

Just a few examples :

Exhibit A

Wally : *I have to break up with this married older woman I'm with, because she's so annoying and keeps nagging me...I could be with supermodels right now...sigh...How can I do this so that she doesn't throw herself at me crying ?"

Tina : Wally, I'm sorry but we can't be together anymore, for very valid reasons I'm explaining to you right now.

Wally : My life is in ruins ! It's over ! How could I let her go !

Exhibit B

Wally : Don't worry, Sir, the police loves me. It will be over in no time.

*has never spoken to the police as Flash*

The police : Go fuck yourself.

Wally : *surprised Pikachu face*

Exhibit C

Wally : Oh come on, what can those guys do, I'm still the FlashTM, I'm the best, nothing can stop me.

*everything goes wrong*

Wally : *surprised Pikachu face*

Exhibit D

Wally : Yeah, I gave this homeless man this blanket, but it was just so that children wouldn't see him, right ? Homeless people are just lazy people with mental illnesses, right ?

*Karma happens*

Wally : Well, guess I'm homeless now. I've kept using my powers so now I'm starving, and though it's only been a handful of hours I'm already looking under cars for money and begging strangers for a ten-dollar bill. Also I look like I've been on the streets for months.

Exhibit E

Chunk : You keep abandoning me. I feel sad.

Wally : Oh come on, you're my best friend, I don't have to be nice to you. Plus everyone knows I'm a jerk, LOL.

(This is pretty much his actual dialogue by the way; I mean, Chunk's nice but weird, yet somehow Wally's answer still made me do a double-take lol).

Exhibit F

Wally : *takes one of his friends and an ex-villain he's friendly with go see Jay's wife for an impromptu visit* Noooo, she won't mind, what are you talking about ? She'll be glad to see us ! Hello there !

Jay's wife : *keep cool, don't get mad, keep smiling, you can do it* You didn't think you were going to sleep there, were you, Wally ?

Wally : *surprised Pikachu face*

Exhibit G

"Religious leader" : I can help you with your problem, Wally.

Wally : Oh, finally someone who understands me ! I'm going on a retreat now, you're the best !!

*3 days later*

Wally's friends : You worry too much, mayor. Wally's fine.

Wally doing an ad on TV : This religious group is the absolute best you guys ! Look they have spas ! They'll help you like they're helping me !

Everyone else : *facepalms*

Wally : What do you mean, it's only for me that it's free ? I don't believe you, Linda !!

"Religious leader": Wally, some people only accept help if they're paying absurd amounts of money for it. They wouldn't want to think they're a charity case.

Wally : That tracks.

Linda : This. Is. A. Cult.

Wally : *surprised Pikachu face*

[qqweebird]

ok fine i admit my bias against insects for mammals in the case that i see a cockroach in my room and feel violated and disgusted and fearful but i just fully saw a mouse in my room and despite the fact that they also carry disease and on top of that will shit everywhere and can start electrical fires and can bite i just think oh… baby mousie 🥺🥺

[rorytelling]

Auditioning for musicals is like

Female roles: there are 3 parts and 27 people auditioning. 2 of the people auditioning are professional singers.

Male roles: there are 4 parts and 3 people auditioning. 2 of the people auditioning can't hit notes.

[ilonacho]

i keep thinking abt across the 🕷verse and burst into tears

[sidewalk-scrawls]

Speaking of that weather post though.... In Ohio, Summer is June-September, Fall is October, Winter is November-April, and Spring is May.

[nerosdayinanime]

[ghostofsoup]

This is a bit random and not intended as an oc plug I SWEAR but when I watched epithet erased for the second time, I was super stuck with one of my ocs but fell so in love with giovanni's character to the point that, for I think the only time ever in my life, I straight up stole another fictional character's personality and just GAVE it to my oc and my partner and I still joke that they're literally the same character other than genre and the fact that the people in my oc's world are so stupid-naive that he's actually extremely competent lmfao. Giovanni potage but competent and an elf. can you imagine. well i can. i made it real

[prismazoa]

so i went and looked and it seems like the last time i posted art on tumblr was like??? 2016???? that cant be right

but then again that was during my last year of uni so. maybe it makes some sense

[texas-bbq-pringles]

i thought the idea of space being completely silent was bad but somehow this is infinitely more terrifying

NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix

In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)

[little-eye-guy]

had to switch back to my old chair

[jin-zixun]

the desire to write glee s6 au fic

vs

the desire to not watch glee s6 which would be an implicit requirement to properly writing s6 au fic

[lazyspeedy]

my germaphobia is crossing new extremes

[hazbinbabbling4ever]

My bat story is actually quite tame in comparison: bat was trapped in my bathroom (late evening), flying in circles like an idiot around the big lamp on the ceiling (forgot its name in english), I go in dressed like a safari enthusiast complete with butterfly net/sunglasses/big hat/netting around the hat/leather gloves/boots/3 layers of clothes (during the height of summer), locate the stupid bat hanging exhausted from the lamp, position the net in front of him, he flies right into it confirming that he's an idiot, put a hoodie on the net, bat successfully trapped.

the most "fucking, fair enough i guess" response ive ever gotten to something i said was in the ER

me: hi, i need a rabies shot triage nurse: oh? why's that? me: i got bitten by a bat triage nurse: what were you doing that you got bitten by a bat at 3 in the morning? me: removing a bat from my bedroom

[usedtobemygirl]

the sun is shining today and it’s 17 celcius. maybe life is worth living

[oswednesday]

i always seem to have such rotten neopets even luck but hopefully in this new Era theyll address the event glitch last time i got an event glitch i was basically told lmao by a staff member even though i had like daily screenshots gfgfd