#bare with me here

[bludpudding]

has anyone else read that article about boyd traveling the world with a banjo saying fuck capitalism

it was written like a self insert fanfic from the interviewer’s perspective

i need validation that I’m not just hallucinating this I swear to god it’s real

[duckysamlake]

therapist: negative sam lake can't hurt you, he doesn't exi-

negative sam lake:

[leonsthunderthighs]

Lipstick Kisses

I love the thought of smothering this man in kisses and leaving colorful marks on his face and the collar of his shirt ♡♡♡

☆Infinite Darkness Leon and feminine reader!

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The sun hid below the horizon while the moon had taken over the sky. Tons of yellow and orange hues came from the skyscrapers as white headlights and streetlights illuminated the city.

"Leon that's not fair! I have heels on!" You halted at the entrance of the hotel with now sore feet. "I don't know, you cheated and took a head start." Leon said as he held the door open with the same arm that had a deep blue suit jacket draped over the white sleeve of his buttonup shirt. You playfully scoffed at him and felt his hand rest on the side of your hip.

You powered through walking to the elevator ready to toss your shoes and slip out your dress. Finally the doors slid open to reveal an empty elevator, you quickly walked in and pushed the button to your floor several times. Leon leaned against the wall and loosened a few of the buttons on his shirt with a relaxed sigh. Your attention turned over to Leon's calm state, his eyes remained gently closed as his lips were slightly parted. A smile grew on your lips you couldn't help but lay your hands on his broad chest and fumble the collar of his shirt with your fingers. His eyes fluttered open focusing his gaze on you and matched your genuine smile. Leon's pearly blues adored each of your features, the blemishes of your skin, your eyelashes that highlighted your eyes, and down to your lips that held a sweet smile. He's memorized your face a hundred times yet you still keep him in awe.

You noticed his tranquil gaze and tugged the collar of his shirt pressing your lips against his. A satisfied hum vibrated against your lips as a strong arm pulled your figure closer to him.

As you pulled back you saw his lip stained with the color of your lipstick. Suddenly an idea popped up in your head, your hands cradled the sides of his face as you pressed several kisses across his face. Leon smiled feeling a rush of butterflies swarm in his stomach. You covered the bridge of his nose, his cheekbones, the corner of his lips, the dark circles under his eyes, between his brows and up to his forehead. Each kiss became more faded but the pigment was still visible around his features.

You pulled back admiring his face like he's a work of art you painted with lipstick. "Do you care about this shirt a lot?" You asked taking out the same lipstick product and applying more to your lips, not really minding if some went off your lips since you knew it would smudge anyways.

"No, not really...why do you ask?" He tilted his head slightly with a curious smirk tugging the side of his lip. You simply shrugged, "Oh, I was just wondering." But from your expression, he knew you had more planned.

Your lips reached down to the collar of his white shirt now peppering it in colorful marks in the shape of your lips. Leon chuckled in a tone only you could hear at such an intimate vicinity. Again you pulled back cherishing the sight of Leon's face and shirt decorated in your lipstick-stained kisses. "Who knew lipstick would suit you so well?"

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OH MY GOODDDDDDD I DID IT this took me longer than I wanted BUT I posted my first fanfic on here! It's a little short but I am working on more so hopefully those will get posted soon too <3 also tysm @ch3rryfunk for giving me the push I need to post my silly little Leon stories

[gladburden]

Wanted to make a few extra character sheets for my superhero au!! so first on the chopping block! HOTGUY!!

Power Breakdown Case File 001:

read it on ao3 if you’re interested!

[idkwhyimhere5462]

Sips tea

What would I do without Zane Ninjago Julien?

(Don’t mind the fact that he’s not correctly proportioned)

[seumyo]

ever since i chose a pre-med course, there isn’t a day that goes by where i don’t have to study JRIWJDN

[stonermujer]

MY LONGER FICS WILL BE POSTED ON FRIDAYS SO IF YOU THINK IGNORED YOUR ASK I DIDNT 🗣️

[softmelodiesss]

Think about it. Big bad wolf Leon Kennedy with a little red riding hood reader. IM JUST SAYIN-

[lotus-sunn]

ehehe he is sooo

Ok last one and I'm out to sleep....

[right-agent]

apologcheese to my like 6? followers it has to be done for fabbylaris

[eydilily]

your pearl is one of my favorite designs for her i’ve ever seen <3 her face shape feels so right, and i love how you draw her hair. by way of a request, have you ever drawn her as an avian?

thank you so much! pearl's design is definitely my favorite to draw :')

ive done a bit of practice with pearl and grian as avians but that was way before i started posting hc publicly! ( these ones are new :D )

also played around with an alternate version! i dont know much about birds but i saw the australian barn owl and took more inspo from them

[batshaped]

the continued adventures of an internet user who was frozen in 2004 and defrosted in 2021: some things are just the way you left them

previous 2004 internet user comics are here: one, two, three, four, five; or just in my 2004 tag

[puppppppppy]

this place is so fruity

[t4t4t]

Hi !

I got bottom surgery on July 25th :3

I'm recovering well but I'll be on bedrest for a while. Collie and I will need rent help for September/food/gas/utilities/etc. Two disabled trans women. Anything helps ! Thank yall so much for all you've helped so far, it's saved my life ❤️

https://venmo.com/u/nora-esther-rose

https://www.paypal.me/NoraEstherRose

https://venmo.com/u/Leah-Esther-Rose

https://www.paypal.me/androgynophore

[vaguely-concerned]

the strength it must have taken for illario to not immediately go full 'lmao since when have you even had a kiss hello lucanis' sibling violence mode during the café talk. inspirational. rook and lucanis really were doing all that right in front of his salad huh

[angry-kid-with-no-money]

"Nora doesn't know anything about the things she writes about" "aftg is terrible queer rep" "the queer characters in aftg are so problematic"

Idk guys maybe the book series abt problematic ppl set in 2006 and written in the mid 2010s shouldn't be expected to hold up against scrutiny of what we consider to be moral and correct now, in 2024

Idk tho, idk