#bard ❤️

[heretherebewolves]

@unfortunate-beetle-and-friends

tag the headmate who plays an instrument!

[wheatcak3]

I've only had time to do unpolished drawings cause of school lately 🥺On the bright side that means I got more drawings to share🤩

[snickerdoodlles]

for @the-cookie-of-doom 😘

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It begins with a hello, a sniff kiss, and a comment on Kim's livestream.

The hello is from Chay, coming back home from coffee with friends. The sniff kiss is from Kim, nose pressed against Chay's cheek because he's shy to kiss with an audience. The comment on his livestream goes by ignored until Kim turns back away from Chay to see his comment section on fire.

Kim blushes against his will. His only consolation is his camera doesn't seem to have picked up the subtle hue, but that doesn't change that he knows it's there.

"That wasn't even a kiss," he half-protests, half-scolds his viewers, and furiously wills the heat across his nose to go away. And that would have been the end of it, had he not caught the next comment;

user: stfu i am NOT explaining omegaverse to WIK

"What's o...omegaverse?" Kim asks, and his comment section explodes.

Kim blinks dumbly at the replies whizzing by, mostly protesting his involvement and telling him nothing, and decides to just scroll back best he can. It's not easy, especially as more protests roll in, but when he finally reaches the flood of "awww cute!"s about the right time for when Chay had come in and before the audience's protests begin, there's one comment that stands out from the rest;

user: lol calm down alpha

Kim frowns. He still doesn't know what this "omegaverse" is, but he will not stand for trolls in his livestream audience. He tries to scroll back further, but this "Alpha"'s comment fails to reveal itself.

Kim gives up as another push of comments flood in and he loses his place--the content of the comment probably doesn't matter anyways, and he hadn't seen this "Alpha" user anywhere else when he was skimming anyways. But still.

Kim clears his throat awkwardly. "Hey guys, remember, if you see a troll, just don't engage. I didn't see who this 'Alpha' commenter was or what they said in the chat, but comments are forgotten sooner if you just...ignore..."

Kim trails off, blinking bafflingly as the flood of comments gets even worse.

user: oh wik honey NO

user: hndjsjshdbjdjdbd

user: no baby alpha as in U not a user

user: shut uP

user: EVERYBODY ST O P SAVE YOURSELF WIK

user: twl (today wik learned): omegaverse

user: AJDHJJS

Kim blinks, again, now firmly out of 'baffled' and well into 'bewildered' territory, and just gives up. "Chay?"

Chay pokes his head out the bedroom door, looking cute like usual.

"Have you ever heard of"--Kim squints at his screen--"omegaverse?"

Chay makes a strangled noise. Kim stares at him, alarmed, as Chay opens his mouth once, twice, and then just shakes his head and disappears himself back into the room.

Kim turns back to his livestream, utterly lost. "What?"

Another storm of replies rushes in, and still no answers to be found.

[bhaal-battle-beer-bard]

Can my Tav kiss your Tav? 👉👈

😊😚

[seventhroundpick]

the boston fleet's first three picks of the 2024 pwhl draft

[murmel-malt]

felt like Efri's fancy outfit deserved a fancy(er) background. she's on vacation to Baldur's Gate and about to get abducted by mindflayers.

[alisterix]

Have been reading lots of Asterix comics lately and fell in love with Cacofonix.

Finding this blog about the adventures of Asterix and Obelix and seeing you're a Cacofonix stan is a blessing for my eyes :)

may the magic potion give you eternal strength ✨

IF CACOFONIX HAS A MILLION FANS, I AM ONE OF THEM

IF CACOFONIX HAS ONE FAN, THAT IS ME

IF CACOFONIX HAS NO FANS, I AM NO LONGER ALIVE

IF THE WORLD IS AGAINST CACOFONIX I AM AGAINST THE WHOLE WORLD

TILL MY LAST BREATH, I WILL STAN CACOFONIX

[clockworkbee]

when character A doesn't give a damn about their own pain, only that they must—at any cost—reach the one they love and be there for them, do something, anything? yeah 😩

[shironezuninja]

I get my spoiled attribute from my mother.

[dujour13]

Secret Santa gift for my friend @offsidekineticist. Happy Holidays! 💕☃️💕

I hope you know I had to enlist the aid of both Ophenia and Woljif to piece this story together. Oh, that reminds me—(Siavash digs in his vest pocket and produces one silver bracelet, twelve gold pieces and a Chelish noble house signet ring)—with Woljif’s apologies. No questions asked about the ring.

I hope I got the main story beats right enough for art.

The half-orc druid I eventually tracked down in the Aspodell mountains told me Qweck was involved, but even my utmost attempts at diplomacy couldn’t prevent Qweck from slamming the door in my face, so I’m not sure where she fits into the story. There was also apparently a dinosaur? Or a golem made of dinosaurs? Anyway, here it is, as promised.

(He takes a sip of mulled Andoren wine and gives you a wink as he begins.)

🎶 The Ballad of Bellflower Hellfire 🎶

The Devil went down to Cheliax, she was lookin’ for a soul to steal She was biding her time at the scene of the crime In a gem that was magically sealed When Gil came across that necklace, offering vengeance and serving it hot And the devil grabbed hold of his heart in her claws And said boy lemme tell you what I guess you’ll do ‘bout anything to give them slavers their due And if you vow to serve me now I’ll lend a hand to you Now you’d make a damn fine Bellflower, boy All I ask is a soul or two I’ll bet the slaves you’ll free are worth that fee And it was true for all he knew And so the halfling set about with the fury of Hell in his hands Without a regret started paying his debts Freed his folk from their iron bands (Chorus) Gilly sharpen up your wits and fight that devil hard Cause Hell’s broke loose in Cheliax and the devil deals the cards And if you win you get the peace and freedom that you’re owed But if you lose the devil gets your soul Twas a rainy night in Brastlewark and Thay sat with his book And he heard the sound of rustlin’ around and went to have a look There stood Gil ‘bout to catch a chill And Thay in his distress, said come on down, you look half drowned And bundled Gil up good And thus began the heart-bond ‘tween the halfling and the gnome In the shadow of Thrune their sweet love bloomed, over cocoa snug at home (There’s a break with romantic picking, then a shift to an ominous chord) Til one dark day the news reached Gil that made his heart stop cold The iron glove of Hell came down and crushed all Gilly’s hope The Hellknights came, they were taking names, Mister Theo was their prey Gil shed tears of grief and rage - the Rack had taken Thay And Gil like Hell’s own vengeance on the wings of dragon black Rained down on Rivad fury and fire and laid to waste the Rack The only reclamation that was glorious that day Was Gil who stormed the citadel and rescued poor dear Thay (Chorus) Gilly sharpen up your wits and fight that devil hard Cause Hell’s broke loose in Cheliax and the devil deals the cards And if you win you get the peace and freedom that you’re owed But if you lose the devil gets your soul Thay in gloom of dungeon hoped for nought but Ph’rasma’s grace He held his ground, made not a sound as tears fell down his face The Rack had wrought their cruel work and yet his lips were sealed All he cared to pray for was an end to his ordeal When a signifier’s shattered mask was tossed between the bars And Theo raised his eyes and hope rekindled in his heart A little short for a Hellknight, Theo said through tears of joy Though they were trapped within the citadel the righteous would destroy In a desperate race for freedom the heroes stumbled toward the gates Paladins and Hellknights laid the citadel to waste As knights closed round Gil stood his ground o’er Theo’s tortured form As in his breast the fires of Hell let loose in violent storm (from this crescendo the tempo slows, becomes soulful) When Theo felt the heat of Hell and raised his heavy head And saw that Gil had rescued him but damned himself instead With failing limbs he lifted up and braved the flames of Dis To wrestle Gil from the Devil’s grasp and free him… with True Love’s Kiss (Chorus) Gilly sharpen up your wits and fight that devil hard Cause Hell’s broke loose in Cheliax and the devil deals the cards And if you win you get the peace and freedom that you’re owed But if you lose the devil gets your soul

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Note: Modeled after “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” by the Charlie Daniels Band

[corvitine]

My Tav, Dahlia, has been living rent free in my head for weeks now so I decided to draw her as a mind flayer. I like in-game Tavflayer but I still wanted to make my own design for Dahlia. Next I want to draw her in her Tiefling form. I love my girl so much ❤️

[blackbutler-sideblog]

One of the funniest friendships in my opinion

[bhaal-battle-beer-bard]

Astarion: You are killing my bad boy vibes.

Tav: Who is my sweet little kitty? :3

Astarion: 🙄😒

Tav: Who is my sweet little kitty?

Astarion: You don't seriously think that I will answer that?!

*turns around to leave*

Tav: Meow.

Astarion: Meow.

Astarion: Gods dammit! 😣

Tav: 😁

[violentdelightstheseviolentends]

After all this time, and he was no closer to finding his children. It was destroying him, not knowing where they were or if they were safe. He wanted to do something about it, but if he was honest he didn't know what he would be able to do. It all felt like an impossible situation, one he was truly trapped by now.

He'd gone for a walk, once again trying to find any sight of any of them, but with no luck when he had seen the younger woman. "Are you alright lass?" perhaps it was just the lighting, but for a moment she looked upset.

@tragcdyfallen for Helaena

[tiresomeidol]

bg3 multiplayer silliness ☝️

[faet0ld]

imagine a 7 foot tall golden woman with massive wings approaches you, she’s the most beautiful woman you have ever seen in your life, and she says the dumbest fucking joke you’ve ever heard