#barbossa being barbossa

[oken-art]

I've been blessed to draw this little comic from this quote post the amazing @nothoughtsjustmhaandotherthings wrote! just loved it so much haha!

[owenhcrper]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

Yes he’s a weirdo and a criminal and a little gross and he’s also insane but have you considered how much I love him?

[lieutenantselnia]

F/o list meme because I miss posting about them but don't have all to much energy for other stuff currently, so memes it is😂 I lowkey wanna do more of these alignment chart memes now (both self ship and others), they're just fun :D

Template by @strawberry-selfships!

[ellena-asg]

Yesterday I read on potc wiki that Teague, Barbossa and Sao Feng were close in age and you know what happened at night? I had a dream where they were (together) in something like piratey school and they were mini Very Badasses. Help.

[gonnaeatyourgirlfriend]

rewatched pirates of the caribbean for the 6387951th time and god i feel so alive again

[redfish-blu]

Terry Rosario and Ted Elliot were playing in our faces.

[everythingispirates]

aww he's in love :') surely this can only end well for him <3

[awtysm-cryptid]

Do you think in the scene where they bring out the Code Elizabeth took one look at Captain Teague, did a double take, and just went to Barbossa "Hold on is that Jack's dad" "Yeah that's Jack's dad...they look alike dont they, you can really tell" "Your right, they do"

and then later mentioned it to Will

"Hey Will you see that captain over there with the red coat, black hair and trinkets in his hair" "Yeah??" "Who does he remind you of?" "Jack, why?" "That's Jack's dad" "Really wow...didn't we just trade his son to the British Navy??" "....oh god"

[mildmayfoxe]

just read the word “inclined” > thought about the word “disinclined” > thought i should write a post about geoffrey rush’s incredible delivery of “i am disinclined to acquiesce to your request” (from seminal 2003 masterpiece film pirates of the caribbean) > why did geoffrey rush’s name jump so readily to mind. why can’t i remember a single piece of useful information. why, instead of helpfully chirping “wheatley is the name of the robot in portal two,” can my brain not instead provide me, for instance, the entire set of times tables i learned in elementary school. why can’t i remember a single thing i ever learned in an art history class. geoffrey rush??? GEOFFREY RUSH??? THATS what’s in there??

[kstarlitchaotics]

Yeah they should have stopped with PotC #3 I was soo disappointed with Barbossa

[oken-art]

when I said I'd draw silly sparbossa fanart, this is what I meant

[lordchickooon]

pre-cotbp Sparbossa moment (Yes this is self-indulgent <3)

[swannposting]

imagine how lethal and headache inducing it would be for jack to sail [hitchhike, he did lose his ship again] to shipwreck cove and see that Barbossa and Teague are Elizabeth's new best friends/mentors.

Bonus: Elizabeth doesn't know Teague is Jack's father

FR LMAOOOO !! dude you’ve read my mind i have a fic that is sort of about this. it’s like 90% completed.

[skymagpie]

Ignore tag venting about 20 year old pirate films </3

[emcads]

cooking up new ways for esme to die in canon