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The best headcanon me and my sisters had was that when Violet gets back to the mainland she invents smoke detectors.

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Side blog list!

(Because why tf not)

@ask-autophobia [My ask blog! For Papryrus and fam. If you want to get into it PLEASE scroll through the whole blog. There’s a lot of backstory you need to know]

@barb-baudelaire [My A Series Of Unfortunate Events sideblog, there are asoue spoilers]

@flowers-are-singing [My art blog! I post exclusive art everyday at 12Pm EST]

@homer-the-homie [Not very much used illiad shitposting blog. If that’s what you’re into]

KidsAreBurning [My discord! I changed the name so it fit lmao]

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This bitch empty....

YEET

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asoue au where everything’s the same but uncle monty shoots count olaf with a glock

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The fact that Asoue and VFD have two (TWO!!) pairs of triplets where everyone was convinced the third one was dead but nope! It makes me question that the white-faced women’s supposedly dead sister is dead.

She might be, but she probably isn’t.

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A show watcher reading the books “liveblog” book-01

I started reading the asoue books and I’m gonna liveblog my thoughts! I’ll try to do so in some order but i’ll just write down my thoughts as they come to me.

Also a note: I do know a lot about the books, thanks to my sister Connie (@unfortunate-stranger-losers) I know a fair amount, i’m not just a dumb show-watcher jhdijensdio. But! I’ve never read them. So this will be a trip.

Chapters 1-6:

Connie was right. They cry a lot.

it’s valid! but they cry a lot.

It sounds weird to say but Sunny seems more like a baby in the books? Maybe because she crys more and is more helpless but i dunno.

I thought I hated show Mr.Poe. I didn’t think he could become more incompetent but the Baudelaires were telling him these things straight to his FACE, and desperately showing off Klaus’s bruise, but he didn’t hear them because of calls. I wanted to stab him right there.

Count Olaf is sufficiently more creepy? Also we see less of him so, he’s more of a mystery. 

But i mean whenever Count Olaf touches Violet my brain goes to :Knife emojii:

Speaking of which, there’s a joke in the fandom that Sunny is the only sibling okay with murder, but, when Mr.Poe came out of the fog and they didn’t know what he was, Violet was ready to throw her rock at him. And when serving the pasta, Violet wished she had bought poison at the market and served it! Book!Violet, down for murder.

Count Olaf has like ten more people in his acting troupe what the f-

I’ve heard it described to me that Count Olaf slapping Klaus was an “oh shit!” moment, but maybe because I knew it was coming it didn’t strike me as much? Mostly because it wasn’t all silent in the book, his troop starts cheering and I think Sunny’s crying, but I think it’s cause I knew it was coming. I dunno.

So, I have a little issue with the fact that the Baudelaires didn’t go to Justice Strauss. 

I know FULLY that they’re representative of abused children, and that children that have gone through abuse have major trust issues, especially with adults. 

That being said, At the point in the story I was, It didn’t make sense for them not to go to her.

I’m talking about the moment before they went to Mr. Poe for help. I can understand them not trusting adults after that terrible encounter.

They had loving parents their whole lives since now, and they’ve never been emotionally manipulated. The Baudelaires would even talk with the adult friends of their parents at dinner parties.

They’ve been with Count Olaf for like........a week or two. And yes it is terrible, but, yeah.

Justice Strauss has given them 0% reason not to trust her. She’s been kind to them immensely. (again, before the go to Mr. Poe)

When they talk about going to Mr. Poe, They mention going to her for help! But they write it off as she can’t or won’t help them. And I know I know they’re supposed to represent abused children, i understand that fully. However, story wise it makes no sense at that point! If this had happened around the end of the book or in other book that would make sense, but at THIS POINT (again, before they go to Mr. Poe) There’s no reason for them not to trust her! They’ve recently been in a world where they could trust their parents and have only been in the world of Count Olaf and Mr. Poe for a very short amount of time. 

WELL, got that off my chest, moving on,

The Baudelaires are sometimes referred to as “The Baudelaire youngsters.” Which I thought was going to be used before they were Orphaned only but, nope! He keeps using it.

Small thing, but Count Olaf lived next door to Justice Strauss in the books, not across the street. But I understand that change because Visually across the street makes more sense.

How Little we see of Count Olaf kinda surprised me. I guess i’m used to them giving Neil Patrick Harris screen time but dang.

Instead of getting them cupcakes Count Olaf made them premium oatmeal, with sugar and raspberries on top. Violet and Klaus were worried it was poisoned but Olaf ate some so they thought it was fine.

Count Olaf and his troop got DRUUUUUNK, which did not happen in the show. 

So far I’m glad I’m reading it! Interesting stuff. Since this is book one, when I get to other chapters i’ll just reblog this post with more thoughts on the next ones!

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Do you ship Fiona x Isadora? If so how would they get together? And what are your headcanons on them?

Oh anon

You shouldn’t have asked

How they would get together: Isadora has the crush first. She writes love letters and poetry and always goes to send it, but backs down at the very last minute. This ranges from almost putting in the letter to removing her hand, to tackling the mail man.

Isadora REALLY wants to deliver this letter, and because she doesn’t trust herself she goes to someone she know she can trust, Klaus. 

She goes to Klaus, hands him the letter and says, “Hey can you give this to Fiona? Open the letter and I will feed you to the great unknown.” And Klaus is kind of scared of her so he accepts.

Klaus delivers the letter, and about an hour or so later he’s just hanging out at the library like a fucking nerd. Suddenly, Isadora rushes in, her hair a mess, eyes shot like a rabid animal. With a shaking and sickly sweet voice she says “Klaus…….Hi…..I know I asked you to deliver the letter…..But I need it back”“I already delivered it”“you WHAT”

Isadora starts freaking out bc “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. I RHYMED SEA WITH ANOMALY. ANOMALY. THEY���RE NOT EVEN THE SAME SYLLABLES.” “Hey Isadora?” She turns around and Fiona is standing there.“OH! Hi Fiona? Random question….Uhhh because I’m curious, Have you checked your mail yet? And is it in a place that’s burnable.”“Isadora…” Fiona pulls the neatly folded poem out of her pocket, “That is the most beautiful thing I have ever read. And I read about japanese mushrooms.”

Isadora just crumbles.

Headcanons: 

They have a lobster son named patrocles.

Isadora will never run out of words to describe the sea.

Fiona will play old-timey music on a record player and they’ll dance late at night when they can see the stars.

Isadora weaves mushrooms into Fiona’s hair.

Fiona buys Isadora a nice leatherbound book that she uses for years.

If Fiona’s clouths ever rip she just gives it to Isadora bc she’s goth.

“I would name a boat after you.” “How many times?” “As many as the boats I own” “I love you Fiona”

Their flirting is extremely poetic.

Once Isadora used a mushroom pun no one would understand except for Fiona and they just started making out.

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If given the opportunity I would drop-kick Count Olaf off of a roof and that is a promise I will keep.

Unless it’s just Neil Patrick Harris because he would be delightful in conversation.

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Something I need to get off my chest.

You’ll hear a lot of complaints from me about the last episode of asoue netflix, (Specifically how over-saturated it is)

But, there’s been a thing that’s always bothered me, but I never really pointed out.

In the last episode Klaus and Violet look perfect. All the time.

There hair is kinda messy before the leave after a year, but that’s about it. Even when they wash onto the island. No sand in their hair, no knots, no broken glasses, no cuts, no dirt, no bruises. They look fantastic.

Which....they really shouldnt? This is a show about being miserable, so why don’t they look it? Get the makeup and costume department on that. They did a really good job with Kit at the end. She was sweaty, and wet, and miserable-looking.

And actually, the whole show is kinda like that? Their makeup is always perfect, clouths untouched.

Sometimes that’s fine. Like ersatz elevator that makes sence. But in Miserable mill? They look fine.

Eh, this is a thing a lot of movies and shows do. They really don’t like to mess up their pretty people.

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Some late night doodles from last night when I should have been sleeping.

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Mom: You doing good honey?

Me:*sob singing Not How the Story Goes while chugging ketchup sitting over a demonic summoning circle drawn with silly string and the candles replaced with bottles of fizzy pop.*

Mom:

Mom: Ookkkkk..... Teenage hormones alright

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Only YOU can start forest fires

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I’m curious, how do ya’ll imagine I actually look like???

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I never read the books, but I read @kitsnicketts basic description of book Kit and I really wanted to draw her......so.

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I remember I was watching Bee movie with my friends for shits and giggles and we got to the scene when the boyfriend was trying to set the bee on fire and I was like,

“Omg I can’t belive he lost Beatrice to a fucking bee.”

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Look up the imdb

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NO BLESS YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE PERFECTION

BE ANY MORE NICE TO MY DUMBASS AND I WILL WRITE A BEATRICE POEM FOR YOU

MY FINGERS ON HOVERING OVER THE KEYBOARD AND I HAVE RHYME.COM OPEN I WILL NOT HESITATE