#bara bod

[angelbunny101]

Chubby/ Bara 2017X (I’m cringe but I’m free.)

[stalebearclaw]

Orc Collection 2 (3/10)

Coffee for Dad

[cranedcurse]

Chat is so silly sometimes

Last fanart of this version of kaiyo’s Vtuber model until he debuts this Friday… harharhar….

[adlamu]

if she were still here and i showed my nain the vlogs/tiktoks to places i know very, very well, where the vloggers buy and eat plain welshcakes and/or bara brith, she would have lost her bloody marbles -- the same as i did watching one of the many of said videos. "it's SO dry!!" yeah, you cretinous, sacrilegious fool, you're supposed to put butter (or spreadable margarine) on them!! every time i see people eat either or both plain i just:

[spylarman]

Feels kinda bad when someones title says theyre bi and they go on my nsfw blog and reblogs the girl tits and doesn't touch MY pics smh.

[thedomesticanthropologist]

In game character bodies explained

We all have some issues with the barbie/ken body types but I tried to rationalize it 😂 for fun:

Astarion is ripped because he's literally dehydrated (This is my favorite take, cracks me up)

Halsin isn't chubby right now because the goblins were starving him, and he then goes after the Shadow Curse with extreme fixation and doesn't focus on nourishing himself. In times of peace he gets his Bara bod back

Karlach did not have a wealth of good things surrounding her in avernus. She had to fight every single day and you can see the marks that it left upon her body. She is trim because she has not had any opportunity to put on soft fat, only to build muscle, and her constant movement even when idle is calorie burning. She builds muscle but has no extra due to 10 years of hard training and only basic rations

Gale... I can't excuse it actually that man should have a soft belly, I can't even for one moment believe he would look like his in game model. Sorry lol

[fandaniel]

that one artist that draws a bunch of bara and dad bod lahabrea is the single person keeping the fans of him alive

[satyr-hole]

14, 22

14. How and when did you realise you weren’t straight?

Funny story! Totally Spies, that one episode where the athletes have to compete in those Hunger Games. Bara did it for me then and by god it’s doing it for me now

22. What’s the raddest part of your bod, and why?

Definitely my fat and hair! I really enjoy getting a healthy weight and being comfortable with my body the way it is 🤙🏼

[fattyfazbearfuckverse]

Default bodytypes for the muses:

Rockstar Freddy: Wide hips, large, rounded ass, gut that reaches halfway down his thighs, quite large moobs, decently large cock, balls comparable in size to watermelons, very jiggly.

Base bonnie: Wide hipped, plush thighs, decently sized ass, slightly round belly that sticks out and hangs just a little bit, otherwise a fairly normal bodytype.

Toy bonnie: Big, marsmallowy blob, primarily with a belly apron that droops to the floor.

Rockstar Bonnie: Slightly chubby belly, melon-sized breasts, gigantic double-door clogging ass that reaches past his head in height and often gets wedged in said double doors, cock longer than an arm with balls bigger than a person's head, extremely jiggly.

Glamrock Bonnie: Tall, with somewhat defined musculature, simmilar to a surfer's bod, pierced ears and nipples, a decently sized, well-rounded ass, slightly larger than average cock and balls.

Toy chica: Curvy hourglass, wide-hipped, breasts and ass similar in size to large watermelons.

Funtime Chica: Rounded fat, extremely wide-hipped.

Glamrock chica: Curvy hourglass, similar to toy chica, wide-hipped, breasts and ass similar in size to yoga balls.

Rockstar Chica: Chubby mega hourglass, waterbed-like feeling body, constantly jiggling.

Base Foxy: Fat, large gut, decently wide-hipped, Hand-filling Moobs with golden nipple piecings, thigh-length cock.

Lolbit: Slender waist, comparatively wide hips, decent chest, slightly bigger than average cock. Has a tongue piercing. Bodytypes both same for physical animatronic and digital avatar.

Roxy: Top-heavy hourglass.

Monty: Fairly chunky beefcake with a big gut, Ring Nipple piercings.

Base Puppet: Chubby belly, extremely fat thighs and ass, which sticks out enough to act like a shelf.

Nightmarionne: Chubby belly, Extremely fat thighs and hips.

Security Puppet: Chubby belly, Extremely large breasts.

Ballora: Extreme hourglass mom bod, huge, milky breasts, Very thick, rounded bj lips.

DJ Music Man: Extremely tall, chunky bara-like upper body with two sets of arms and pecs, extremely fat ass and thighs, two giant cocks and a huge pair of balls, piercings on all his nipples and his tongue.

Sun: Extremely tall and lanky, very large bubblebutt.

Moon: Shorter height than sun, fat.

Eclipse: An in-between of sun and moon, two sets of arms.

Vanessa: Simmilar to her canon appearance, but more chubby, second tallest of tech crew.

Laura: Fat, with a large gut and wide hips, shortest of the tech crew.

Alice: Fairly slender, wide hips, large ass, large breasts, visibly plump lips, second shortest of the tech crew.

Cole: Chubby guy, decently sized ass, medium height.

Felix: Well-toned body, tallest member of tech crew.

Undecided:

All freddys minus Rockstar, Nightmare Bonnie, Base and Nightmare chica, all foxys minus Base and Lolbit, and Baby.

[dandyshucks]

okay "juno is complaining for fun" warning ⚠️

anyways i saw someone draw Guz with like. thick muscley body. and then they said "if pk.mn was realistic everyone would be in love w this guy bc he's actually hot" AND IM FBDJDJDKL . dear stranger ... i think you've forgotten his canonical appearance bc ur wearing ur bara glasses. that guy is scrawny in both the manga and the anime. he looks weird and off-putting in the manga and he looks grouchy in the anime. u have chosen to give him a thick muscled bod, a design that is widely considered to be peak attractiveness for men. u can do whatever u want in ur own personal designs and headcanons but pls remember they are not actually canon fjdkdl, I love my own Guz design but i am not gonna say shit abt canon bc I've strayed so far from it at this point LMAO

idk just smth about taking away all the interesting features of a character's design to replace them w the most boring bland bs and then saying "ermm yeah guys this dude is hot actually, idk why no one else sees it" is so funny to me DBDJDKSL

[topherbuttz]

some like future AU stuff I guess, mainly a cartoony toph and some descendants

more future AU stuff under cut

yayayay 40s otto looking good and i guess a more detailed toph this time. two more descendants and me figuring out bara dad bod from 'i like the gym'

[pleaseplaygrimfandango]

MASSIVE PSA TO ALL STRAIGHT PEOPLE:::

STOP. FUCKING. PLAYING. TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!!

i see you out there in the crowd,, youve got like a bagilion hours in this game but YOU HAVE BEEN LIED TO. This game was always meant for gay people, you were never su[pposed to play it. Think about it, in what straight ass game is it fucking normal to say shit like “”AH fuck that guy is toatally DOMMING me rn“ or “can’t wait for someone to get caught in my STICKY TRAP“, no fucking way dude. youre telling me that a game about 9 hot and sweaty men duking it out on the battlefeild and blasting each other into KINGDOM CUM is supposed to be for strAIGHT people?? not a chance. let me tell you about these gay fucks

Soldier... This guy gets arounbd and y’know what he’s good at? blasting. this guy fucking BLASTs EVERYWHERE HE GOES. he is an asolute EXPLOSION MANIAC. you telling me this guy who loves to blast men is straight? get out. and hey, we’ve all equiped the Original, we all know what it looks like, but you never made the fucking conection that soldier is fucking OBLITERATING men with his massive phallic rocket launcher???? and that’s supposed to be straight?? i dont buy this for a fucking nanosecond

demoman, yea he also blasts. he blasts fucking hard too. this guy does some major blasting, HE’S THE DEMOMAN THATS HIS THING! but you know something, he can be pacient too. sometimes he play with his STICKY BALLS and just sit there and wait for someone to come by. he saves up his load. and the moment some poor unsuspecting gayboy wanders by? FUCKING BOOOOM. his blast is FUCKING MASSIVE be cause he’s saves up and waits for the right opportunity to blast

okay yea, you might think that this guy is actually into ladies. NOT FOR A FUCKING SECOND. this little fucking twink is a complete brat to these guys, just an absolute motherfucker only to get blasted into yesteryear by some heavy. his body is BUILT to be blasted. but dont just think because he gets blasted that he can’t FUCKING BLAST either. nah, you might think this shitty little fruit can’t do jack shit and then BAM he blasts you. also, “““MAD MILK“““>>??? Get fucking real, we all know whats in that jar you fucking freak.,

now this guy, he’s not really known for blasting. he can deal out some blasts in a pinch but overall this mans not really a blast master. but that’s because he’s PRACTICAL, he knows his frail little texan bod cant dish out the blasts like his commrades. but you know what he does do? he makes machines to do the blasting for him. THINK ABOUT IT that big machine you’ve been eyeing on amazon that you can’t possibly afford, you know the one im talking about. this guys, HE JUST FUCKING BUILDS IT and watches it blast everyone out of existance. he doesn’t need to blast, he’s just fine watching as he kicks back with a beer

god... do i even need to say it?... you already know this man. youve seen art of him and medic, you know how much he fucking loves MOIST and DELICIOUS meat. i dont even need to say it but im going to anyways. this guy is a fucking BARA GOD. yea, maybe he takes a second to unload, sure he’s a bit slow, but when he’s reved up in your face ready to go??? you are fucking GONE. HE WILL BLAST YOU. NO FUCKING MERCY. you cant even comprehend how hard this man will blast you. and on top of that, according to him it costs him like a billion dollars just to blast for 12 seconds. dude is going ABSOLUTELY BROKE from BLASTING HOT MEN in the face but he still fucking loves it. he knows its the only way he can be happy.. and scout, that little gay boy fuck? you think he’s going to outrun heavy? THINK AGAIN. heavy has a entire waepon dedicated to pinning that fucker down. this guy cannot be straight

okay yea ill say it, he doesn’t blast. not even for a second, not even a little bit, so you might think this guy is off the hook. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??? nope. you see, he may not blast, but his team mates? he knows EXACTLY how to get them to blast. soldier is a pretty good blaster but when medic sticks his beam in him from behind, soldier is a FUCKING BLASTING MANIAC. he may not be the guy dishing out the blasts but he’s there to top every single one of those guys off and make sure they are EXPLODING

picture it, you’re just strolling around badwater. just having a nice time and FUCKING BANG. this guy blasts you from across the map. this guy right here? the only thing thats straight about him his his fucking perfect persionsion BLAST to your face. he’s got it down to a science. it doesn’t matter how far away you are he’s going to abosutely unload on you from across the map. and hey if he’s got the right weapon, he’s going to get you SOAKING WET absolutely SOPPING.

alright, lets get real for a second. this guy? you might think, no fucking way does he blast. not even a single chance. this french fuck? no way. but oh contrare. you see, this guys knife, its small. laugh it up fuckers. but guess what? he knows EXACTLY where to stick it. he knows all your weakspots better than you do. you think this guys tiny little knife isn’t going to get you off but when he puts it in you just right you will be on the ground in SECONDS FLAT. yea sure, heavy and soldier will rearrange your guts for you yea but this guy, he’s going to do things to your body you wont fucking believe. and i hear you saying but wait, spy fucks ladies right??? yea sure, delude yourself even more fuckers. you dont think this guy is a bisexual god?? you really think a guy who hangs out with men all day long who talks about just how much pipe he lays ISNT getting railed behind the lockers? fuck you

AND PYROOO!!!     idk i think matpat said he was a gay guy in one of his videos or something

but there you have it, you cant deny it anymore straightos. un install the game RIGHT NOW and go play overwatch or some shit. this ones for the gays now

[oblivionscribe]

Hi i've always admired how big you draw your characters and was wondering if you had tips for a novice. All the references I find for specific poses are very thin - how would I go about using those references to make the body much thicker, but anatomically correct?

Hi there! I hope you haven't been waiting too long for me to answer this! I would look up some anatomy references to help guide you when using references of thinner bodies. I look up references using terms like strong men, bodybuilders, bara, bears, and dad bod (if you're looking for a softer gentleman). For female bodies, cury or full-figured generally, give me some good results but to be honest, I rarely do draw women ;;;;;>_> and it's not that I don't like drawing women, I just rarely get a chance to draw them what with knowing the type of content my followers enjoy. That's totally on me though, I should really put aside some hours to draw more women. Okay, moving on from that little bit of yapping. I would look up some artists that draw the type of bodies you're interested in drawing and have some images pulled up in a separate window so you can reference how they would draw a particular part of the body. This isn't a bad thing to do, mind you, I know there's a lot of stigma around reference using and ''copying styles''. We artists are constantly inspired by other artists, so as long as you're not tracing their work and instead are using it for reference and inspiration, go ahead and save some works from your favorite artists. There have been more than a few times that references of actual people don't quite have the pose or the mass that I need for a particular body part, so then I look through my saved image folder to see if I can find a drawing to help give me a little guidance. I know some people hate this site but Pinterest can be a godsend when searching for references. I suggest making a couple boards for pose, anatomy, and expressions, if you haven't already done so. Pinterest has come in clutch when I needed to find something to help with anatomy or posing. Google image search can also be a tool if you know what you're looking for but be prepared as the search results can be hit or miss a good portion of the time. Learning to break the body down into shapes can also help someone learn to stylize bodies if that's the look you're going for. Breaking things down into basic shapes is a good exercise for artists that I don't see talked about much? Maybe I'm missing those conversations?? If you have the means, there are posable figures you can order. I'm not sure their exact pricing but I think it's safe to assume that those figures cost a good bit of money. If that's the case, you can search on Ebay for a male doll used for ''action figure'' making. Because sometimes having an actual physical thing you can hold can help a great deal. All artists are different though! There's no one way to learning this stuff! I hope these suggestions can help you out. Again I apologize if this is a bit late. Tumblr plays the fool on me and it just so happened I clicked on my inbox tab. Have a great day and thanks again for sending me this question.

[virozero]

I have decided to practice bara bods by horny drawing astartes and no one can stop me

[wishingstarinajar]

Don't you have more big skellies? Where are their bellies? I demand their bellies!

What bellies, Anon, their bellies are flat! x'D Or... I guess not flat, just toned with six packs, which aren't exactly as soft as the dad bod gents' bellies I drew yesterday.

In fact, Cyperus (my bara Papyrus) doesn't have a belly at all, he doesn't form an ecto body. The guys with "flat" ecto bellies are Case, Bad Dog, King, and Monarch.

I mean, I won't judge if you like flat bellies, they're hubba hubba too! But I figured that the other Anon wanted the big and soft bellies when they said they were starving for Sans bellies ;-;

[yuriwarrior]

i think men not understanding why women like dad-bods could be easily fixed. i would show them bara.