#bap shitposting

[bestabsoluteshitposts]

yes im as emo as anyone else about B.A.P making a comeback after all this time but i wanna focus more on the fact that, making their comeback OUTSIDE of TS Ent, entirely on their own terms, with huge amounts of creative control over the look and feel and style of it all... they chose to keep the matoki branding. not even just as a logo or motif, like they went full in with new matoki animations and artwork and managed to work matoki into the MV. they do NOT find their debut concept cringe at all and in fact embrace it. i love my space rabbit dorks so much

[deathpov]

[sentientsky]

get fuckin boop blasted, losers

[salty-an-disco]

[icarus-suraki]

Doing my part for the Nie Mingjue Tits-Out agenda

[dawnthefox24]

Baptiste: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend? Mauga: Dude- Its satire! Baptiste: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

[theoutlier876]

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[sshishimato]

[arisveah]

i drank an energy drink im so excited about halloween it hurts physically what if i were what if i were a chip zombie for halloween it would be canon it would be fun i need become zombie because Charlie Slimecicle but which one there are so many do i Wilbur zombie zombie wilbur, sorry? do i chip zombie chip zombie would be fun but ud need a wig? do i and hear me out tommy scu scu tommy the sad boy the little antagonist im losing my mind WHAT IF I DRESS UP AS ROLAN DEEP

[curtainclaws]

Drew this lil fella I saw in my dream last night

Tw: 20 minute ass drawing

[bluesunsdusk]

Iggy: It all started with a BANG!

Set: Is that a band? Do you mean the drums?

Iggy: The UK was overrun by the Beatles!

Set: You mean like the locusts in Egypt?

Iggy: Hahah. Kind of!

Set: ...

Iggy: Wait. You thought I meant the bugs. No, this is spelled B E A!

Set: ...They misspelled the word.

[bestabsoluteshitposts]

You can't do this to me man I need OT5

[deathpov]

imagine coming back to tumblr after ten years of inactivity, and you're just getting smacked left and right by people you haven't spoken to since you were in high school

[sillysnaily]

i said, GET BOOPED‼️ (merry tumblr april fools 2024)

get BOOPIFICATED *bapbapbapbapbapbap bap bapbapba pbapba* VIOLENCE

>:O REVENGE :3

[mblue-art]

Sorry for that question but I really curious!

What made you fell in love with Cross and Lust?

Tell us more!!

😳😳😳 hhuh what rreally,, , ,,, 😳 u wanna hear me yap abt my sillies, my beloveds,,, (i appreciate the enthusiasm tho omg 🥺🫶🫶🫶)

i want to have the yuris with lust and the yaois with cross I I MEAN HWHWAT 🧍‍♂️

UM.

haha anyWAY,, (oh gog this ended up long)

🍫—

cross checks so many boxes for me it makes me go insane. too good to be true. versatile(??)— like it's somehow way too easy to put him in Situations. (he's bf and husbone material??? just -20hp me now; that already kills me) he's. hh. gawddamn there's reasons why he won a utmv sans sexyman poll.

he's like a crush that you can't get out of your head no matter what you do, i'm so freaking down bad for him it's not even funny anymore. ever since simping for cross i have not been the same since. the man has changed me. the attraction/simp feelings hit me like a bat out of nowhere and i don't understand why it's so intense— i. hh.

,,i like when ppl make him dorky. stupidly silly (absolutely love shitpost shenanigans and would absolutely LOVE to get into silly shenanigans with him and with/without his bestie epic). fun to be around when he's deemed you as a good friend. stars, he'd give good hugs. strong, solid, and warm, the kind of hugs u don't wanna pull away from so soon. a little endearingly cringe. fanon simp cross is adorable and fun to mess around with. tsundere cross is adorable and fun to mess with. cute anxious guy under all that intimidating aloofness. when i say his smile is an absolute treasure, i mean that. his blush making him look like a grape or a glowing bulb is adorable and makes me wanna tease him more. anime protag/character vibes so strong i wanna have a cute bl/shoujo manga romance with him type shit yk.

then there's times when he's The Hot Dude and i think it's illegal if he's all confident and smug and dom actually (/hj) cause that makes me wanna fucking fite him HELLO? SIR? ILLEGAL????? (<- the fight or flight response of a tsundere towards a milder tsundere LOL).

-hp every single time. mf gets successful d20 rolls w/ rizz on me and i get a critical hit every time. it's a 50/50 either i fluster to death and become weak or i wanna fite his dumbass

i'll. i can fight him. i'll lose but i can fight him for sure. (why is he so cool⁉️‼️💢💢💢RRRRRRR)

he makes me feel things. lots of things. (mostly fluster but when i'm feelin sooper soff i jst wanna shower his skull in keeses. ima kissy lil guy)

tired cross makes me just wanna take care of him. want him to come home to me without any worry because he thinks i'm his safe space.

when he's being stubborn i want to tell him to chill out for a little while, take a break and watch some funny stuff while drinking choccy milk or eating his fav foods and be cozy. bapping him if he's gonna try to get out of this too soon. he's gonna get the free time he deserves n relax n get cuddles n kithes.

the way he can gently hold my hand and look at me with a sincere look in his eyelights and say something genuinely affectionate feels like cupid shooting an arrow through my soul, but also feels like a balm. (a promise of loyalty and faithfulness.) (a kiss on the forehead? a cherry on top.)

well now i can't be mean to him with all the nice he's saying and doing. i just want nice things for him o(-< (even if he's a bastard sometimes lol<3 all circles back to the silly) (silly is always important)

💜—

i love lust. so so so much. the fanon interpretation of him, anyway.

(don't get me wrong, i absolutely adore the feminine slay content of lust; but am i wrong for yearning for more masc lust content?)

i like my lust sans respectful, goofy, sans-like, an absolute sweetheart, and a caring, wonderful life partner. under the flirty personality and charm(ing looks), is a sans behavior that made me fall deeper. (he makes me feel very gender too) (ohmygofd yeah no he actually makes me think of gender sometimes rauauagrrgh<3/pos). i don't have to worry about showing my cring, weird side to him, because he's also a gremlin,, o(-< he doesn't have to present himself all nice and pretty all the time (although he's always pretty in my eyes). he can be comfortably himself; with me 🥺

i want to be his safe space.

i want to see him heal and be happy and be happy with me and give him all the love i can give and care for him and make him soso happy i just want him to feel SO sosososo loved, he deserves so much more

he's the only one who's able to get a certain reaction out of me; to pull flowers out of my heart. to pull out words of love and devotion and appreciation, heart bursting with affection only for him.

for him, i would try. i would live for him. i wish someone like him (the him i've created from interpretations and headcanons) was real irl.

i want to not care i don't care if he's a gorgeous well-known person that people fawn over, or if he's a campus crush, etc.,

i want him to think i'm worthy enough to keep in his life. for him to know how special he is to me, for him to know how much i want him in my life as much as i want him to keep me in his.

my immediate reaction when i think of him is: 😊💕💜💜💜eeeee kicks and giggles and flaps hands teehee

i love him so much i get a heart-on for him (/silly but it is true sometimes; love him so much it aches (in a good way))

[dawnthefox24]

Baptiste: so um..*coughs awkwardly and laughs nervously* A-are you two getting along ?

Lifeweaver: Wonderfully actually, I've never had this much fun on a mission before~

Mauga: Indeed and your new "friend" actually adds more to the fun ~

Baptiste: *whispering* oh no…..I thought they would have gone at each others throats but this much worse!