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still don’t know my name | jjk (m) pt. 2

➥ banner by: @archivedkookie.

➥ PAIRING: jungkook x fem!reader

➥ SUMMARY: In which your annoying neighbor—that you can’t stand—turns out to be the person behind the online account you’ve been sexting. You still don’t know his name.

➥ GENRE: smut ⋆ cybersex ⋆ enemies

➥ CATEGORY: mini three-shot

➥ WARNINGS: mentions of rough sex; slapping, spanking, hair pulling, gagging, name calling, humiliation, degradation, mean!jk, biker!jk😋, bratty!reader (like reallll bratty), nude exchanging, pornography, cybersex, reader is a bit dumb, actually very dumb, sexting, flirting, neighbor beef, tension, jk smokes, bit of angst (cus it wouldn’t be a fic of mine if it didn’t have angst ofc), mentions of raw sex (WRAP IT UP), minors DNI

➥ WORDCOUNT: 11.8k

a/n: whew. HI. can’t believe pt1 went off like that😭 thank u sm for enjoying this fic !

thanks to tumblr’s new 1k max blocks limit, i had to add the rest in a reblog. you’ll find a link to it at the bottom!

i call this a mini three-shot cause i just left out all the unimportant stuff. it just constantly skips to scenes where yn & jk bump into each other i really dgaf if it’s coincidental the entire time. i had and still have no intention of adding more lore than necessary😭 its just a pwp so i rlly dc abt the lack of story telling and whatnot i just wanted to get this horny idea out 🙄

make sure to check out eli’s version too! <3

enjoy 😘😘 — the next part (pt. 3) will be the final part!

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#2 — “gameboy”

You still don’t know his name.

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And that is how you spend the rest of your weeks.

Flirting.

Sexting.

Sending pictures of your naked body to a random stranger on the internet.

A random stranger whose name you do not know.

A random stranger that doesn’t know your name, either.

A random stranger that you’re somehow slightly possessive over.

A random stranger that’s somehow slightly possessive over you.

Constantly posting subtweets about each other only further proves that. Indirectly wanting to tell other people to back off without actually doing so.

It’s crazy how you two clicked almost immediately. Maybe men aren’t a lost cause after all.

The subtweets consist of more pornographic content, provoking each other and wording your wishes of what you would like to do to one another on your timelines.

Like posting captions that say, ‘wish you were here’ alongside a video of a woman getting fucked into a worn-out mattress.

Or ‘this could be us’ and it’s a video of 2 people kissing like it’s their last day on earth.

But then at times, you both just chat like best friends. Talk about the movies you like. Or the anime he recommends. Or the music he likes to listen to. He gets oddly defensive about Justin Bieber.

Even though you’re both aware that you’re two strangers, you can’t help but feel like you two have known each other for longer than just a few weeks.

Like the time you found out you live in the same timezone. Live in the same state. Grew up watching the same things on TV. Have heard of each other’s high schools.

But any details have been kept private so far—for safety reasons, of course.

It’s not like you don’t trust him. It’s not that. It’s just weird sharing personal info with someone you don’t know personally.

But there’s been some talks about potentially meeting each other.

You wonder what he’s like in real life.

You bet he’s as charming as he is through text. Probably average looking but you don’t mind in the slightest. Pretty men only break hearts.

You still don’t know what he looks like and vice versa.

You still don’t know his name and vice versa.

Somehow you both wordlessly agreed on revealing your faces when you meet for the first time. The only physical details you’ve noticed are some of his tattoos that you can barely make out thanks to the poor quality of his pictures. His toned body. Veins. Sweatpants.

Most of his pictures are taken in the dark. Seems like he’s always just holed up at home and you deduce he might be a homebody or a gamer—something like that.

You usually can’t stand gamers (cue your annoying fucking neighbor) however, you can’t help but fantasize about sucking this random online stranger off while he’s gaming or have him bend you over his gaming setup. Let him fuck you from behind over his keyboard. Hips pounding into your asscheeks as his gaming chair squeaks.

The buzzing of your phone next to your hip snaps you out of your sinful trance.

[Twitter]

@archurback4me sent you a message!

Your heart always jolts like it’s been resuscitated every single time he sends you a message and that hasn’t changed in the past few weeks. There are simply no words to describe how it feels when your phone buzzes and it’s the person you’re thinking about.

You sit straight up on your couch, crossing your legs criss-cross applesauce as you giddily unlock your phone.

@archurback4me | 11:12AM

Goodmorning brat

How’d you sleep

Sleep. How’d you sleep.

Right, that’s what you’d forgotten!

You | 11:13AM

wait omg

now i remember

i dreamed about you omggg

well you were kinda faceless but in my dream i knew it was you

@archurback4me | 11:13AM

Did you?

What kind of dream

You | 11:13AM

honestly it started out weird as fuck lol

i wish i could tell you something sexy but it really isn’t

you were in my old high school trying to buy something from the vending machine and it wouldn’t work

so you ended up punching it and then i stopped you

and told you to hit me instead like some kind of pick me girl lmaoooooo

@archurback4me | 11:14AM

LMAOOOO

Bruhhh

That is so random

Hitting you is crazy

You | 11:14AM

i know

i mean

watching you be so aggressive was pretty hot tho

woke up w drenched panties

@archurback4me | 11:15AM

That so?

You got proof or are you just talking out of your ass?

You | 11:15AM

ur trying to see my pussy at 11am? really? you’re horny at this hour?

@archurback4me | 11:16AM

11AM or 11PM

Idgaf

Let me see that pretty pussy

How are you supposed to decline when he says it like that?

You want to do everything he asks. Anything. Want him to want you. Need him to want you.

You drag your sweats down your legs, tossing them off your bed with a quick kick. The tip of your finger slips under the elastic of your panties, peeling it off your pussy and sliding it to the side.

Arm stretched out, you reach for a low angle of your glistening pussy. There’s a teeny tiny bit of stubble coming through, not that either of you really care.

You snap a quick photo. Check it. Aren’t satisfied. Snap a few more until you’re okay with the row of pictures you can choose from.

You | 11:19AM

(You sent a photo.)

@archurback4me | 11:21AM

For fucks sake

That wet from imagining me shaking up a vending machine, are you?

Shit

Can’t stop staring

You | 11:21AM

well yes.

i mean honestly

i don’t fantasize about you hitting me or anything like that

but being slapped across the face by you kind of sounds... hot

@archurback4me | 11:23AM

I’ve seen you tweet about it before

And you’ve rted several videos like that

So trust me

I know you’re into that

You | 11:23AM

hmm

yeah

i think it’s hot

but not like.. the way you’d slap someone for making fun of your mom

just... a quick slap to make me look at you when i’m disobeying

@archurback4me | 11:23AM

Choking, spanking, slapping, hairpulling, spitting, gagging

You sure you can take all that?

You | 11:23AM

are you challenging me?

@archurback4me | 11:25AM

I know better than to challenge a brat over text

Just wanna make sure angel

You | 11:25AM

trust me i’ll be loud about it if i don’t like it

but only if you’re down with it

@archurback4me | 11:26AM

I am

Because your dirty mouth definitely deserves a few slaps whenever you start yapping like you do so well

You | 11:27AM

kiss my ass jay

you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid lmao

Oh, right. He’d told you to call him Jay about two weeks ago. You’ve been calling him that ever since.

@archurback4me | 11:30AM

Wish I could princess

Let me see that ass one more time

You | 11:30AM

🙄.

what do i get in return?

@archurback4me | 11:32AM

I’ll write your username on my pelvis and post a vid of me jacking off

Oh.

The thought of him, jacking off with your username written across his pelvis, free for everyone to see. The thought of claiming him. Having him all to yourself.

The tingle in your core is impossible to ignore. You want him.

You | 11:33AM

so all those ppl chatting you up in your dms know that you ultimately belong to me?

@archurback4me | 11:33AM

If that’d allow me to see your ass then 100%

You | 11:33AM

ur so thirsty

so many asses you can see online

why mine

@archurback4me | 11:34AM

Because yours is my favorite duh

You don’t have to of course

There’s a compromise, isn’t there?

His favorite?

Does he chat with other people as well? Do others send him pictures of their body too? Does he send them pictures too?

That alone brings a scowl to your face but you quickly realize that, yes, he can do what he wants.

You get up on your knees and stretch your arm out behind you. Phone upside down. Hit record. Spank your ass. Catch the watch it recoils on camera.

Repeat.

Make him never want anyone else again.

You | 11:35AM

🙄.

just shut up

(You sent a video.)

@archurback4me | 11:35AM

Holy shit I need you

I need you so bad

Ahhhh you’re driving me fucking crazy

You | 11:36AM

you could have me

@archurback4me | 11:36AM

I’m so serious I’ll come one of these weeks and I’m not even joking

You | 11:36AM

i wish you would

@archurback4me | 11:38AM

I will

Give me a date I’ll write it down

You | 11:38AM

you’re coming to stay for a few days, right?

i have plenty of room in my bed for you

@archurback4me | 11:39AM

Hmm

Was hoping you’d say that

One night with you would never be enough for me

You | 11:40AM

hehe

exactly 3 weeks from now

the entire week

what do you say?

@archurback4me | 11:42AM

Never noted something faster

I have a dog though

So I was thinking it’d be easier for you to come to me

You | 11:43AM

i don’t mind you bringing your dog

luv dogs

but don’t think i forgot about what i was gonna get in return for sending you my ass

@archurback4me | 11:44AM

Jeez

He doesn’t reply for quite some time. The typing bubble doesn’t pop up either.

But after several minutes a new tweet pops up on your feed.

He didn’t caption it. Just a video that starts with his abs. You watch as his fingers trail down his stomach and tug his underwear down, revealing his squiggly inked skin.

And there it is, ‘@bratgaIore’ written across his pelvis in black marker.

He spits in his hand and wraps his fingers around his shaft, stroking his rock hard dick at a perfect pace. The sound has been turned off and you really wish it wasn’t but then again, you don’t want anyone else hearing him.

Want him sounding pretty for you. Just for you.

You’ve clearly been staring at the video for too long because you get a new message.

@archurback4me | 11:54AM

Happy?

You | 11:56AM

holy shit

you actually did it

@archurback4me | 11:57AM

Of course I did

I don’t play when it comes to that ass of yours

You | 11:58AM

now im rlly horny

@archurback4me | 11:58AM

Aren’t you always

You | 11:58AM

thanks to you

i hate you

@archurback4me | 11:59AM

That’s fine

The feeling’s mutual anyway

Gonna enjoy the way you fall apart under me when I fuck you

Fuck you until you’re stupid

You | 12:03PM

a dream come true

guess what

@archurback4me | 12:04PM

Hm?

You | 12:06PM

(You sent a photo.)

The photo is a picture of your soaking wet pussy with his username written on your pelvis in black marker, too.

@archurback4me | 12:08PM

What the fuck

You’re trying to fucking kill me angel

I need to insert my tongue immediately

You | 12:09PM

here come the harvard graduates

insert is crazy

@archurback4me | 12:10PM

You drive me crazy

Pussy got me acting all formal and shit LMAOO

Got me wanting to wear a bib and say Itadakimasu😋 when I dive in

Fuck

Want you on my face so fucking bad

Spank you while you ride my face

Don’t think I’ve ever seen something so pretty

Think my mind will change when I see your face though

You | 12:11PM

LMAOOOO not itadakimasu😭😭😭

hmm

you like it?

@archurback4me | 12:12PM

Are you insane

I keep going back to it

You should write my username when we meet so I can see it when I take your clothes off

Know that your pussy belongs to me

You | 12:12PM

if you do it too

@archurback4me | 12:13PM

Deal

You | 12:13PM

hehe

😋.

btw

@archurback4me | 12:14PM

Hm?

You | 12:14PM

are you clean

@archurback4me | 12:15PM

What?

You | 12:16PM

are you clean

for raw sex

@archurback4me | 12:16PM

Yeah I am

I’ll send you my results when I’m home

You | 12:16PM

you don’t have to do that i believe you

i’m clean too

where are you rn?

@archurback4me | 12:16PM

Just left to meet a friend

You | 12:17PM

you’re not texting and driving right

@archurback4me | 12:18PM

Of course not, babe.

How am I supposed to meet my dumb girl when I’m dead?

I’m going by foot

Babe.

My dumb girl.

This is dangerous territory.

You | 12:19PM

just like how i want to be the death of you as i tease you while ur in public

@archurback4me | 12:19PM

Don’t

I’m warning you

I don’t wanna meet my friends with a raging boner

I just got rid of one

You | 12:20PM

ur so easy lol

@archurback4me | 12:22PM

Just you wait you little brat

Gonna leave you so fucking sore when I’m done with you

No breaks

Fuck you the whole week long

You | 12:23PM

hmm

gonna fuck me like you hate me?

@archurback4me | 12:24PM

I do hate you

A lot

Dumb girl

Don’t think that’s gonna change when I see you in real life

Might get even more pissed off when I see your bratty mug actually

I just know your face is so fucking bratty

You | 12:25PM

you’d be obsessed with me

i’m really pretty

@archurback4me | 12:26PM

Lmao yeah I probably will be

I’m sure you are

Gonna defile your pretty face when I cum all over it you stupid brat

But my friend’s here

I’ll ttyl princess

You | 12:27PM

can’t wait

bye daddy

@archurback4me | 12:27PM

Hell nahhhhh

Don’t call me that

You | 12:30PM

ok then bye mr. fuck-you-everyday-of-the-week

@archurback4me | 12:30PM

And will

Night after night

You | 12:30PM

go already

byeeeee

@archurback4me | 12:32PM

Bye princess

You go about your day like you usually would and later that night, he ends up sending you his results anyway. You were already asleep by then, though.

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Want to keep reading? The full chapter is out on my Wattpad.

Click here to keep reading.

a/n: thanks to tumblr’s new max 1k blocks limit, i’ll have to figure out how i’m gonna post the full thing on here. (probably tomorrow or friday) either by combining paragraphs or add the continuation in a reblog or something. but its out on wattpad so i hope you’ll forgive me !!

thanks for reading <33

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miyakiwiii · 2 months ago

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SYPNOSIS: WHEN BLUE LOCK BOYS TRY TO MAKE YOU LOVE THEM.. BY DOING LOVE AND COURTSHIP SONGS FOR YOU.

JUST PUREEEE FLUFF. GN READER!

OTOYA,BACHIRA,NAGI,ISAGI.

REMINDER! THIS IS AN HEADCANON THINGY :3

OTOYA EITA

Ong this dude will come on pure prepared.

Bro's a nepo baby ofc he has allat

He would probably know how to play the guitar

Sings all the time from what ive seen in his back story..

You were just sitting normaly in your balcony, enjoying the breeze of the fresh air that comes to overhaul your senses- untill a vibration from a... mic was heard?

You looked down, you can see who appears to be... huh, otoya eita.

"Yo' [name]." He says as the mic vibrates its way through your ears.

You were almost gonna laugh because he almost looks like kid justin bieber with that fit.

And infact... he did sing that one song from justin bieber.

After all his antics, he takes a breath and responds with-

"do you love me?' Oh how, can you deny him?

(totally not a redflag)

BACHIRA MEGURU

Bro has his monster to strum his guitar for u

Just kidding..

His voice might be actually good..

Bro's dressed up all formal for this..

He's probably prepared and his mom probably gives him support if hes nervous

HES LOWK EXCITED.

Made his own song with his monster..

His mom helped him.

Sooo silly.

You were walking with your friend in the park, it was a nice and sunny day. Chatting with your friend as you suddenly heard your name called.

"Hey [name]! I have somethin' to tell you.." it was bachira!

Your eyes looked confused because.. why was he holding a boquet of flowers and.. a guitar?

Your friend nudged you on the shoulder as they laughed looking at you from the side.

"Me and my monster made this song for you!" Thats sweet... wait what monster?

"ANNNNNNDD-" OKAY. Lets cut to the chase.

He was genuinely so sweet and he pulled you moments after he was done singing his heart and his monsters heart for you.

Did you accept it? Ofc.

But your friend was just standing like

🚹

After bachira pulled you away..

NAGI SEISHIRO

He will ZNOT even try

Reo helped him with allat and he probably had the idea and forced nagi into doing it for you.

Made him wear allat suit thingies blah blah blah..

Reo bought flowers, chocolates EVERYTHING that a girl would love just for nagi to success into getting you

Credits to reo

His voice would probably so quiet the mic cant even process it and just turns it into gush a gush of wind like: BRSHHH

You were just chilling in your couch when oh so suddenly- bam. There was a noise that felt like someone had barged in your door.

You got up slowly and went to the kitchen, getting a pan and walking slowly to the door.

You almost hit a person- wait nagi? With the pan as he stares at the pan nonchalantly(nonchalant core ka nalang sige)

Well, he gives you a basket of flowers,chocolates,etc while you just stand there looking all confused and shit like 'what?'

Oh boy, this is gonna be sooo long.

ISAGI YOICHI

Normalest one yet

Has that gentleman aura fr(even if hes not in the top 3 gentle man in bllk)

He lowk gives me that normal filipino harana vibes(oo nga kaya nga harana pangalan diba)

Has an average voice, but can sing and control his vocals pretty well

He's gonna be holding a banner that says 'WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?' Like a prom typa thingy

His mom baked cookies for u...

You were just laying down in your bed, scrolling through tiktok when your bell had rang-

"Huh, i wonder who can that be.. or is it just my mail..?" You say to yourself, standing up from your bed, going downstairs and finally... facing the door.

It was none other than....

Isagi?

"Oh hey! Uhm- [name]!" He says as he scratches the back of his neck.

"Uhh.. hey isagi, whats with the formal look?" You ask, looking up and down, observing his clothing.

"Ive been wanting to tell you this but-" he suddenly pulls out a guitar in the nearby bushes, and you were just standing akwardly while he plays-

And lets cut to the chase yet again.

"So yeah.." he suddenly pulls out a board, written on it is 'will you go out with me?' While below is a yes or no.

Your choice to accept it, jk you did accept it.

I think i have idk cheese?

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cryptonite-exe · 2 years ago

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Can I please get some headcanons of mirage with a more alternative reader? like someone who dresses with a lot of chokers wears a lot of black and listens to lots of nu metal

no rushes though! love your writing <3

a new, real love | mirage headcanons

𓆩♡𓆪 pairing ; mirage x gn!reader

𓆩♡𓆪 a/n ; this feels like a self insert FJDFBHDS still thank you for requesting!

elliot could only describe you as "someone different from the others he's dated" and to him that was no understatement

he's had his fair share of women, men, and in between that the planets had to offer and he could say confidently that you caught his eye and peaked his curiosity the most

the announcement of your soon participation in the games had everyone curious in fact, but when elliot saw your banner something in his gut told him to go for it

and he made it a rule to never go out with colleagues

elliot with his very quick to crumble confidence made it his mission to whoo you over

and a mission success it was. you were charmed by the idiot that's now your boyfriend

at first, he was under the impression that you'd bite his head off if he ever breathed in your direction

but to his surprise, you shared a pleasant first conversation with him

elliot thought nothing negative of your aesthetic at all- rather, he found himself growing fond of it the more he saw you

he totally tried wearing your fishnets and the various accessories you had at your shared apartment only for you to catch him red handed

like a dear caught in headlights, he quicky became a stuttering mess trying to defend himself

"how cute" you'd say, kissing him on the temple before properly getting him the right clothes

for hours you both experimented on different outfits, some he liked and some he couldn't look himself in the mirror without the feeling of embarrassment

you discover that elliot is quite fond of fish nets both on you and now on himself

(quite explains the sudden clinginess when he sees you wearing it)

your music taste is definitely something he had to get around on

the usual music playing at his bar was either some stupid sexy song, justin bieber, or the weekend- clearly reflective of his character

so before you started dating, there was a time when you lent him one of your earphones

and the moment you hit play, elliot jumped from surprised, and so did his soul

yes it took him some time to get used to it but now he even got a playlist with songs you've recommended

the only downside now is his willingness to argue with you on which song to play

"hey no not this one, 'a match into water' is better" he says, skipping various songs from your playlist until it played

the more time you spend with him, the more you got to see how black elements started sneaking it's way into his usual pop of color clothes

some being from your own closet but oh well he loves it so much.

his lifestyle definitely changed, but who said it was bad? you filled something in his heart he didn't know he needed

one of his favorite activities now is jamming out with you at the early hours of day

who cares about the neighbor's complaints when he's too busy looking at you

#cryptonite-exe #apex legends #mirage #elliot witt #mirage apex legends #apex legends mirage #apex legends x reader #apex x reader #mirage x reader #elliot witt x reader #apex legends fanfic #mirage headcanons #apex legends headcanons #apex legends fic

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silverblade87 · 1 month ago

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beacarrot · 6 months ago

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others songs for u pretend that the time didn't passed

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animereads · 2 years ago

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AOT HEADCANON

Love/Wedding Songs that remind me of aot characters

IK THAT NO ONE REQUESTED YET BUT I HAD TO IT JUST POPPED INTO MY HOLLOW BRAIN

Eren

Emo girl- Machine Gun Kelly and WILLOW (IDC IF IT'S NOT A LOVE SONG IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH AND IT GIVES ME S4 EREN VIBES)

Mikasa

She used to be Mine- Shannon & Keast

Armin

Crush on you- soul Fro and Dum di dum

Jean

Make you mine (Acoustic)- PUBLIC

Connie

She's Kinda Hot- 5SOS

Sasha

Strawberry Mentos- leanna Firestone

Historia

She- dodie

Yimr

10,000 Hours- dan+shay and Justin Bieber

Reiner

Take My Name-Wedding Version- Parmalee

Bertholdt

Amnesia- 5SOS

Annie

Just a friend to you- Meghan Trainor

Levi

Killshot-Slow+Reverb- Magdalena Bay

Colt

Someone to you (Acoustic)- BANNERS (the acoustic one fits better than the normal one)

Hange

I Kissed a Girl- Katy Perry ("Your my experimental game, Just human nature")

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mrlaemmle · 4 months ago

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Which Hollywood star is the biggest jerk and why?

Originally Answered: What Hollywood star is the biggest jerk and why?

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Hey hey hey, Bill Cosby.

This is probably a little on the nose, and maybe jerk is way too understated. I think we can all agree though, that Bill Cosby is the biggest jerk of them all.

Denzel Washington is supposed to be a jerk (Bronson Pinchot certainly thought so). Russell Crowe for sure, although there may be any number of good reasons to smash a telephone over a hotel clerk’s head. Gwyneth Paltrow is definitely annoying, but I have no data on her jerkiness. Justin Bieber is clearly a moron (have you seen his deposition video???), but he seems to be making sincere attempts to redeem himself: hello, anybody seen Sorry? It’s wicked!

Having friends who work in the movie business, you hear endless tales of divas and douche-bags, mostly about actors and actresses who are up-and-comers who haven’t made it all the way to stardom. Their insecurity about their own fame makes them lash out and spit acid from their forked tongues. The average TV or movie fan probably won’t consider them household names. Most stars, from what I’ve been told, are actually quite pleasant, and the few I’ve met seem as cool as the average person.

Some actors might be playing an intense character, and may remain in character while interacting with other actors. This can easily be misinterpreted as assholery. I think Christian Bale’s hysterical, and hysterically funny rant - listen to the remix!) is probably something along these lines. He was playing John Connor, savior of the human race, battling our AI and robot overlords, and maybe he was just “in the zone” when he completely lost his mind. He was humanity’s last hope!!!

But boy, Bill Cosby is a tough one. I’m willing to give a guy the benefit of the doubt (and we’re all guilty until proven innocent), and men are definitely accused of assault in money shakedowns, but after many dozens of women come out to make accusations, you have to start accepting that where there’s smoke (soooo much smoke!) there’s fire (soooo much fire!).

I’ve listened to interviews with actors who’ve worked with him, who said that he was always perversely sexually aggressive with women on sets. Apparently many people weren’t surprised at the accusations when they became big news (in part because of Hannibal Buress’ standup bit).

Not only did Cosby brush off these accusations, he made jokes about them in his act (when he was still touring) and yes, YES, did his Fat Albert “Hey, hey, hey!” coming out of the first hearing of his recent rape trial. That’s tone-def to the point of sociopathy.

Most of the accusations refer to incidents long past the statute of limitations, and his recent trial ended in a mistrial, so maybe nothing will ever come of it. His legacy is forever ruined, though. If he did even half the the things he’s been accused of, it’s fair to say he’s transcended jerkism straight into evil. Drugging people and raping them is literally one of the most wicked, disgusting things you can do.

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The idea of the boycott is to literally walk away from the product and not consume it. In this case you are using the image and names of BTS members so in a certain way you are giving money to Hybe because it is called engagements. Your tags are literally the engagements. Your posting banner photos in your posts using the boys' images is called engagements. I'm not boycotting the boys work for a white man action i'm boycotting his clients like ariana grande, justin bieber and tory kelly, not bts

im not consuming their products? bts regardless will still exist and people have the right to be pro boycott but still LOVE bts, you can enjoy ur hobbies (like mine writing) while still advocating for change, be so fr tumblr is a dead ass app and I doubt that ME a SMUT WRITER can influence people to go buy and spend their money on HYBE products. MILLIONS of pictures and videos and writings exist about bts, so saying and deducing fanfiction, edits or fan arts to the boycott is ridiculous to me bc like I said, even with or without me writing bts will always exist regardless.

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Universal Music Group plans to pull song catalog from TikTok

Universal Music Group (UMG), the label representing artists including Taylor Swift, Billie Eilish, and Ariana Grande, says that it’ll pull its music from TikTok tomorrow at midnight after failing to reach a deal with the platform’s parent company, ByteDance, over royalties.

UMG won’t seek to renew its current arrangement with TikTok, set to expire on January 31, and plans to cease licensing content to both TikTok and its music-focused platform, TikTok Music.

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In a press release, UMG accused TikTok of trying to build a “music-based business without paying fair value for [artists’] music.”

“TikTok proposed paying our artists and songwriters at a rate that is a fraction of the rate that similarly situated major social platforms pay,” the label wrote. “Today, as an indication of how little TikTok compensates artists and songwriters, despite its massive and growing user base, rapidly rising advertising revenue and increasing reliance on music-based content, TikTok accounts for only about 1% of our total revenue.”

TikTok didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment.

The way UMG tells it in the press release, it and TikTok didn’t see eye to eye on payments for AI-generated recordings using UMG properties. In addition, TikTok wasn’t take appropriate steps to remove content in violation of UMG’s copyright, UMG says.

“Ultimately TikTok is trying to build a music-based business, without paying fair value for the music,” UMG wrote.

UMG’s current contract with TikTok dates back to 2021, and covers recorded music from artists at UMG’s labels and songwriters associated with Universal Music Publishing Group. As a part of the deal, UMG and TikTok agreed to experiment with new features, like allowing users to incorporate clips from UMG’s full catalog of music, including Bad Bunny, SZA, Drake, Kendrick Lamar, Harry Styles, Justin Bieber, Adele, U2 and Elton John.

The disintegration of the UMG contract comes as TikTok leans more heavily into music creation.

The platform has positioned TikTok Music, which launched last year in select countries, as a serious Spotify and Apple Music rival. Meanwhile, TikTok is testing an “AI Song” feature that uses AI to create songs based on prompts that users enter.

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Scooter Braun's Epic Client Update: What You MUST Know! 🚀

#ScooterBraun's Rollercoaster Ride: From Bieber Fever to Business Buffoonery! 🛴 Oh, let me regale you with the tale of Scooter Braun, the maestro of music management, who once rode high on the Bieber wave but now seems to be navigating a sea of confusion and comedy. 🎶 Picture this: 2007, the age of flip phones and overly gelled hair. Scooter spots a young chap named Justin Bieber on the wild terrain of YouTube, strumming his guitar and serenading virtual fans. And in a move that would later be seen as both genius and mildly outrageous, Scooter signs him up, probably while shouting, "Eureka! I've found the kid with the hair that defies gravity!" 🎸🕺 Fast forward a bit, and under his SB Products banner, Scooter starts assembling a constellation of stars. There's Ariana Grande, the voice of an angel with the ponytail that seems to have its own gravitational pull, and Demi Lovato, the diva who can hit those high notes without shattering glass (well, mostly). 🎤👑 Then, enter August 2023, a month that saw Scooter making more headlines than a tap-dancing elephant in Times Square. Rumors burst forth like confetti from a party popper: Bieber, Grande, and Lovato were supposedly plotting a daring escape from the Scooter ship! 🚢😱 But hold your horses, dear reader! An insider, a whisperer of truths from the mystical land of Us Weekly, decided to set the record straight. "Hold your horses, folks! They're all still under contract," they proclaimed with a dramatic flourish. "Scooter's just donned a bigger hat as the CEO of Hybe America, and negotiations are happening like a frenzied dance-off!" Ah, the drama! The whispers, the intrigue, the misadventures of the pop music puppet master. 🕺💃 And then, my friends, the twist in the tale. Those pesky other sources chimed in, like those annoying background singers who just can't stay in tune. They claimed that Scooter's star-studded ship was indeed a bit leaky. Scooter, however, responded in the only way a man of his stature could: with a tweet. "Breaking news ... I'm no longer managing myself." Oh, Scooter, you jester! 🤣 Now, let's not forget the climax of this carnival. Sign up for Us Weekly's free, daily newsletter, because, clearly, this saga is far from over. Will Scooter keep juggling pop sensations like a caffeinated circus clown? Will Bieber break free to start a career as a professional pogo-sticker? Only time will tell, my dear audience! ⏳🎪 So there you have it, the chronicle of Scooter Braun, the man who went from discovering Bieber on the virtual street corner to leading a music empire, all while turning negotiation tables into comedy stages. Bravo, Scooter, bravo! 👏🤹‍♂️#ScooterBraun's Rollercoaster Ride: From Bieber Fever to Business Buffoonery! 🛴 Oh, let me regale you with the tale of Scooter Braun, the maestro of music management, who once rode high on the Bieber wave but now seems to be navigating a sea of confusion and comedy. 🎶 Picture this: 2007, the age of flip phones and overly gelled hair. Scooter spots a young chap named Justin Bieber on the wild terrain of YouTube, strumming his guitar and serenading virtual fans. And in a move that would later be seen as both genius and mildly outrageous, Scooter signs him up, probably while shouting, "Eureka! I've found the kid with the hair that defies gravity!" 🎸🕺 Fast forward a bit, and under his SB Products banner, Scooter starts assembling a constellation of stars. There's Ariana Grande, the voice of an angel with the ponytail that seems to have its own gravitational pull, and Demi Lovato, the diva who can hit those high notes without shattering glass (well, mostly). 🎤👑 Then, enter August 2023, a month that saw Scooter making more headlines than a tap-dancing elephant in Times Square. Rumors burst forth like confetti from a party popper: Bieber, Grande, and Lovato were supposedly plotting a daring escape from the Scooter ship! 🚢😱 But hold your horses, dear reader! An insider, a whisperer of truths from the mystical land of Us Weekly, decided to set the record straight. "Hold your horses, folks! They're all still under contract," they proclaimed with a dramatic flourish. "Scooter's just donned a bigger hat as the CEO of Hybe America, and negotiations are happening like a frenzied dance-off!" Ah, the drama! The whispers, the intrigue, the misadventures of the pop music puppet master. 🕺💃 And then, my friends, the twist in the tale. Those pesky other sources chimed in, like those annoying background singers who just can't stay in tune. They claimed that Scooter's star-studded ship was indeed a bit leaky. Scooter, however, responded in the only way a man of his stature could: with a tweet. "Breaking news ... I'm no longer managing myself." Oh, Scooter, you jester! 🤣 Now, let's not forget the climax of this carnival. Sign up for Us Weekly's free, daily newsletter, because, clearly, this saga is far from over. Will Scooter keep juggling pop sensations like a caffeinated circus clown? Will Bieber break free to start a career as a professional pogo-sticker? Only time will tell, my dear audience! ⏳🎪 So there you have it, the chronicle of Scooter Braun, the man who went from discovering Bieber on the virtual street corner to leading a music empire, all while turning negotiation tables into comedy stages. Bravo, Scooter, bravo! 👏🤹‍♂️ Read the full article

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