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“all of this made you who you are today” well i think it would have been pretty dope if i could be who i am today but without developing cptsd. But idk

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Where Do You Fall on the 'Immortal Beings Dealing with the Passage of Time' Graph??

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must a piece of media be “good?” is it not enough to first encounter it aged thirteen and have your brain completely rewired forever?

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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

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Popular girl Bella 💁🏻‍♀️ and Nerdy Edward 🤓

From this

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Honestly buffy is so fucking funny like here is boyfriend number 1. He is a centuries old vampire plagued with catholic guilt who becomes an unhinged killer if he has sex. This is my boyfriend number 3. He is also a centuries old vampire who got tests and experiments done on him and he's in love with me. What about boyfriend number 2 you ask? Well he was from Iowa.

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very shitty role reversal sketch

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my favorite thing about energy drinks is they make me feel so alive and taste. So bad

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"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

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I am lowkey unfit for human interaction

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literally if buffy is not allowed to rip her friends a new one i should be able to do it for her

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vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

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In twilight do you think Renesme had to be potty trained or did she just know because she was supposed to be fully mature as an adult mentally?

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its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON 2009 — dir. Chris Weitz

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended