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Do you think that mental illnesses and whatnot go away when you become a vampire or do you got it for eternity
you got it for eternity. edward cullen is proof
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himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.
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turns out I’ll always carry my 15 year old self. silly me
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AU where Bella’s gift is not so much a shield as it is an Uno reverse card
Edward can read everyone’s mind but Bella’s as in canon, but now she can read Edward’s mind
Alice’s visions are blank where she’s concerned (like the werewolves in canon), but Bella can see visions of the future involving Alice, or has visions when she’s around Alice. Jasper’s gift is already kinda 2-way so he can still sense/manipulate her emotions, but she can do it back to him. She can hurt Jane, zap Kate, etc etc
Bella would have the weirdest fucking first day of school anyone has ever had, ever. There’s a voice in her head saying “yeah okay I guess she’s pretty but kind of plain and— wait why can’t I hear her” and then Biology is just. The worst hour of her life. but being Bella she’s just sitting there like
…while Edward plans the death of her and all her classmates right next to her
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Shout out to Jessica Stanley for beating the small town teen pregnancy odds, Bella Swan could never.
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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before
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(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi
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Twilight but if Bella was a swan maiden + some extra shit
LET ME COOK BEFORE YALL TORCH ME WAIT WAIT-
Bella is half human half swan maiden, she goes to school and pretends to be fully human like nothing is wrong. She takes 1 look at Edward and his family and every instinct she has is telling her to get the hell out of dodge. On the other end, Edward smells something off with the new girl, something human and something not but he can't place it. He wants to know more but it's obvious she's avoiding them.
Later Bella meets Jacob, they introduce themselves, but it is followed but silence and intense staring. Jacob smells like forest in a way that shouldn't be possible for a human, meanwhile Bella smells like a bird and Jacob jokes if she's actually a swan like her last name.
The school year goes on, Bella & Jacob become friends. Edward continues to try and figure out Bellas' deal but it always seems like she already ahead of him. Not to mention Jacob is always quick to tell Edward to fuck off and quit being a creep. Unfortunately, a rumor spreads that has Bella in an unwanted triangle between her friend and the guy whose interest in her that is anything but subtle.
On a random weekend Bella is chilling at a lake, feathers and all. Turns around only to be face to face with a giant fucking wolf with vaguely familiar eyes. Naturally she freaks the fuck and puts hands(wings?) on the wolf in typical swan fashion. This obviously freaks out said wolf who makes the risky move turn back into a human only to reveal that its fucking Jacob.
The silence is thick, Bella and Jacob sit in silence until Jacob breaks it.
"I was joking about the bird thing Bell."
"Is this why you smell like wet dog?"
It's so stupid they both burst into fits of laughter, her whole she'd been a wallflower to keep herself safe. And this is how she gets found out, almost immediately Jacob asks to race her, and she obliges. This ends up bringing them closer and it raises a few eyebrows, especially Edwards. Inside jokes and nicknames that are specific to something he desperately wants to know.
He needs to know about her, his family, while agreeing there's something off with Bella, tell him to leave her alone because it'll draw more attention than they already have.
But Edward is in to deep, he needs to know what it is about her, and why that dam mutt gets to be in on it....
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What is Stephanie Myers's problem making her background characters more interesting than the mains. How am I supposed to pay attention to the guy who died from the Spanish Influenza when twins who were burned at the stake for witch accusations are there. Or the 1920s queen who killed her rapists one by one. Or the guy whose father was a vampire hunter. Or the
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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate
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there needs to be a niceys block button that says i have nothing against you i am only curating my experience and then a toughies block button that i dont know kills them with spikes
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Honestly it was embarrassing enough having Twilight brainbugs in 2008 at the peak of the Cultural Phenomenon™. But to have them come back in the year 2025, when the damn Twilight Renaissance has already come and gone…. where are the other active Twilight blogs I need emotional support and fic recs in this trying time
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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