#bankcards

[rockinjohnny]

Don't Need No More ID Cards

[ayquebella]

Vintage Sunwest Sterling Silver Credit Card Charge Debit Money ATM Bank Shopping Charm Pendant

Wonderful sterling silver charm of a credit card! This tiny charm has a rich patina and has minor signs of wear consistent with age. So very cute and will look terrific on your favorite charm bracelet or necklace!

[us-china]

If you're planning a #trip to #China , get ready for a #digitalpayment adventure! While China rolls out the red carpet for international visitors, the country's advanced #electronicpayment system might be hard for some newcomers. But don't worry, China has implemented measures such as improving acceptance of #overseas #bankcards and recently releasing a bilingual guide to payment services. How effective are these measures, and what further improvements could be made? Check out the video and subscribe to the channel for more China’s stories!

[faunandfloraas]

A tip from your local jessfnfs: always carry cash money on you !!

[ace-and-the-rpg-horrors]

i don't think i'm about to be trusted with my own paperwork ever again...

[reikurusu]

Do I dislike how Taylor releases new versions of the same album with exclusive songs and extras and different coloured versions of the same vinyl? Absolutely!

Do I still buy them because I can and have fomo about it and want the serotonin of buying something nice and pretty for myself? Also, absolutely!

Am I part of the problem? ... I absolutely am, don't look at me.

[lorenzlund]

'Als Mann von mittlerweile über bereits über 60 auch, bin ich dafür nicht viel zu zäh, um ins Menue anderer zu gelangen, selber auch, wie es gestern wohl geplant war, auch bei mir, seitens sogar der arabischen Angestellten eines Döner-Ladens am äußersten Stadtrand von Hannover und dem gestrigen Abend? Zumindest erwies ich mich bisher immer noch als solcher!!'

'Was sie da essen oder gerade von mir geschenkt erhielten, ist zartes junges Lamm!'

'In Hannover fehlen die stark übergewichtigen Kinder, Knaben wie Mädchen, mehr und mehr in auch dem eigenen Stadtbild inzwischen ganz auch! Bemerkt ihr eine ausreichende Anzahl noch von auch ihnen so, dass es sie weiter so auch gibt??

Bisher fehlten doch immer nur die auffallend stark Übergewichtigen, bei längst schon Erwachsenen, unter Männern wie Frauen, erkennbar in sehr hoher Anzahl, selber auch, beginnend ab etwa schon Mitte 30!'

'Neue Polizeipräsidentin Hannovers ist Van-der Osten'. die gestrige BILD. 'Polizeichefin Hannovers als Schirm-Herrin des geplanten Charity-Volkslaufs in Hannover am 25. November'

'Am 25. werde ich bestimmt in kein weiteres Restaurant gehen so, allein schon nur deswegen plane ich es nicht! Anderen riete ich sehr davon auch ab! Sogar eine Drohne suchte erstmals danach nach mir, wo ich sei, gestern!

Offenbar gelang meine genaue Ortung oder Ausfindigmachung am Boden dabei anderen diesmal selber so aber nicht! Stattdessen tat sie es auf nur sehr ungefähre Weise immer, das aber wiederholt!!'

*Bei der Hannoverschen Polizei selber, deren mittleren bis unteren Diensträngen, wird man diesen Namen deswegen so bislang selber gar nicht wieder auch kennen, so meine Überzeugung, selbst auch dazu dann wieder, ihn je selber auch gehört oder wahrgenommen haben, bin ich mir dessen ganz sicher, oder ich bin es mir zumindest fast!

(*heute morgen in der Strassenbahn, die in die Stadt führt, gegenüber anderen Mitreisenden, sowohl Deutschen gegenüber, wie Ausländern!)

Der Ass-(in)-Not-getting-things-Kreuzer für Flüchtlinge über das Meer kommende nach Europa, hier Schutz suchende.

'Eine Bibliothek wie unsere müsste selbst auch Generälen ausreichend Lesestoff bieten oder Inventar' *the even Universe (*heutige Deutsche als Angestellte oder einfache Offiziere bei ihm).

Der selbst Wissen (vom oder über den Schaft)-ler. Es ansammeln wollen für sich und andere. Die In-ad-ass-tree Po-reduktion oder Produktion.

der Wissenschaftler (weltweite). Die Industrieproduktion, auch: Waren... . Wir waren, sind gewesen! ... einmalig hier! (So sehr viel länger oder wirklich viel länger als auch andere sind wir selber es dann aber wohl auch nicht!)

American As('S)-tor(e), the. auch: New York.

Günther redet als Deutscher beständig nur Scheiße! *Günther Jauch aus dem Ruhestand erfolgreich auch zurückgekehrt, macht Werbung! (*Fernsehen der 90er/ Spiel- und Rateshows, ehemalige Moderatoren)

Gerade warnten mich Polizisten vor selbst dem Salz erneut auf einer Portion Pommes, in Stadionnähe! Diesmal gab es dafür einen von mir gänzlich so auch unerwarteten Stoss oder Tritt, er erfolgte direkt von hinten und galt erstmals sogar einem von beiden Beinen!! Und wieder behielt man recht damit! (Nach wie vor bin ich leicht am schwitzen dadurch, von außen! Ich hatte deren erneute Herausgabe zunächst verweigert!) *Am heutigen Abend findet wohl die Begegnung gegen sogar Bielefeld statt (3. Liga). Selber fehlt mir das Geld für den Eintritt auch weiterhin!

[sydneyman2020]

シドニーで年齢証明に使えるフォトカード（Photo Card）を作ってみよう　Apply for a photo card in Sydney

こんばんは、シドニーマンです。 アジア人(特に日本人）は実年齢より兎角幼く見えたりします。 なので年齢証明が必要なイベント毎や事ある毎にパスポートを持参しなければならないイベントがあったりします。その都度パスポートを持参するのは紛失する恐れがありますし賢い行動とは言えません。 そんな場合に役に立つアイテム、それがこのフォトカード(Photo Card)になります。   Asians(Japanese) can look younger than their actual age. There are events where you need to prove your age and some events require you to bring your passport. Bringing your passport with you each time is not smart…

[freytful]

Oh hey! If you use mastercard you can just straight up change your name on your card if you want to. No legal name change required!! done specifically as a trans inclusivity thing! You can just do that!

[rockinjohnny]

Don't Need No More ID Cards

[us-china]

If you're planning a #trip to #China , get ready for a #digitalpayment adventure! While China rolls out the red carpet for international visitors, the country's advanced #electronicpayment system might be hard for some newcomers. But don't worry, China has implemented measures such as improving acceptance of #overseas #bankcards and recently releasing a bilingual guide to payment services. How effective are these measures, and what further improvements could be made? Check out the video and subscribe to the channel for more China’s stories!

[gavisfanta]

FRESH NAILS - GAVI

summary: you get your nails done and gavi sticks with you

warnings: none

"It's not gonna take long, I promise." You spoke as you pulled Gavi into the nail salon. You were scared to go there alone and your bestfriend couldn't go with you, so Gavi it was.

"You also said that the last time." Gavi groaned as you smiled widely while seeing your nail stylist.

"Hey girl." She waved at you and you let go of Gavis hand while walking over to her.

"Hello, I also brought Gavi, is that a probelm?" You asked while you sat down on the chair at the table.

"Oh not at all, it's really good to finally meet you, she told me a whole bunch of stuff." Your nail stylist turned towards Gavi who just sat down on a chair next to you.

"Is that so?" Gavi asked and you smiled a bit while nodding.

Gavi knew that you came to the same nailshop since like 3 years but he didn't expect that.

"Did she tell you bad stuff too?" He joked, not really expecting an answer.

"Oh she told me everything. Don't worry about it, everything is save with me." She smiled and Gavis smile faded quickly.

"Oh." Were the only things that escaped his mouth as he then pulled out his phone. While your nail stylist started doing your nails you told her all of the gossip.

Gavi didn't really pay much attention to it, because you had already told him everything that happened.

He noticed that you left out some things because you considered them private.

That was one thing Gavi and not only he loved about your relationship.

You two held things private, your relationship was private too.

You and him always have agreed on a private relationship, not secret, but privacy is good.

The internet knew about the two of you, not because Gavi posted something about you, because people saw you two hang out and after that Gavi started taking you to the events.

Of course you two have been dating for much longer than the Internet found out.

After about an hour your nails were finally done and you smiled as Gavi put away his phone.

"And what do you think?" You asked with a huge smile while looking at your white nails with a black G on the nail of the ring finger.

"Gorgeous." He said and took your hand into his, his thumb caressing your ring finger while he looked at your nails.

"I love them." He said and then grabbed into his pocket. You watched him pull out his wallet and handing you his bankcard.

"Thanks, I love you." You said and then turned back to your nail stylist.

"Yeah, yeah." Gavi laughed a bit.

After you two left the store you walked to the car. Gavi let go of your hand and walked to the drivers seat.

"I like the ring finger the most." Gavi said as you fastened your seatbelt. He took your hand again and looked at the g a second time.

"Of course you do." You smiled, he lifted your hand up to his mouth and kissed your ring finger.

"Too bad there's no ring." He smiled a bit after turning to the steering wheel again.

"You know that's not my fault." You smiled at him while he focused on the road.

"Mhm, okay, taking notes right here." He mumbled and you couldn't help but smile.

You took your phone and took a picture of your nails, then you posted them on instagram and tagged Gavi.

"What are you doing?" He asked and you showed him the phone, he turned his head for a couple of seconds and then looked back onto the road.

"Instagram post." He mumbled to himself. "Tag me. I want to repost it." He said and then drove into the driveway of his house.

"I already did." You smiled.

"Great, then we can take a nap now." The two of you got out of the car and walked over to his house.

He unlocked the door and as you two stepped inside he locked it again. After taking off his shoes Gavi also took off his shirt.

You two made your way upstairs to the bedroom and got into bed. Gavi laid on top of you, his head on your chest.

"Should I crawl your back?" You asked and a couple of seconds later he lifted his head.

"Mhm, please." He hummed and you laughed a bit. You put your hand on his back and softly scratched his back with your new nails.

"Oh fuck." He shivered and you also crawled his head.

After a couple of minutes of you caressing his back, you heard that his breathing got slower.

After you were sure that he had fallen asleep you took a picture of him because he looked adorable and then you fell asleep too.

[tanadrin]

my hippie longhair credit union of a bank sent me a dang wooden bankcard. it looks nice. it feels nice! but it is very amusing to me. they also insistently call it "Ihre Bankcard aus Holz" in all the documentation

[fuck-customers]

my 2nd job has a really temperamental pinpad. i mean it will go through cycles of accepting tap only then suddenly chip only. but i swear to every high power. !! i am going to lose my shit on these customers!!

for as long as chip and tap has been a thing. you try it THREE TIMES and THEN SWIPE. three strikes then youre out. its always three.

you actually CANNOT swipe your card before it fails three times. it will NOT accept a swipe before three fails of chip or tap.

NO you will NOT be charged three times, literally nothing has been processed!! STOP PUTTING YOUR CARD AWAY NOTHING HAS PROCESSED!!!!

STOP TRYING TO LEAVE !! THAT SOUND WAS AN ERROR !!! YOU HAVE NOT PAID YET!!!

and fucking listen to me when i say "tap your card on the screen" or "insert the chip below" dont fucking smack your card on the pinpad buttons and put it back in your wallet and get exasperated with ME because you have to pull your card back out !!! just fucking listen to me.

like these fuckers act like theyve never used a card before. but i have 70 y/o regulars that have literally no problems tapping their card and waiting for their receipts with no issues. its 2023!!! bankcards have existed for decades!! why is this still such a fucking problem.

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aNd CoNgRaTuLaTe YoU oN lIvInG iN tHe LaNd Of FrEeDoM.

hErE yOu Go AmErIcA.

yOu ArE fReE tO dO aS wE tElL yOu.

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[stannstar]

On today's episode of school shenanigans I have lost my phone in the snow, realised I lost my phone in form. Panicked, realised my bankcard is in the back of my phone. Panicked harder.

I then screamed 'where the fuck is my phone!?' and then ran out of the class, ran down two stories. Ran through the lunch hall towards the exit. Screamed at my head teacher to 'fuck off!' and then left the school (you aren't allowed to leave the school while school stuff is happening). I proceeded to run through the town centre looking for my phone, asked a random dude to call my phone. He did, I couldn't find it. I ran into my sister and she called my phone more. I then gave up and walked back up to my school. Before my sister found my phone in a pile of snow.

After that I walked back up to school, went to maths and got told I passed my GCSEs mocks (I got a 5 which is decent) so I dunno how I'm feeling??? Like yay Im passing, but also fuck I ran through the snow, screamed very mean words at my headteacher, thought I lost my phone and like wtf am I doing.

Im also supposed to be working rn but they shoved me in with the 6 formers (year 13s) cuz I'm awesome

(also the snow is very pretty 10/10)