(BAU Headcanons) Spending a day off with your S.O.
Aaron Hotchner
Ok. So. First of all... Aaron's casual wardrobe is sinful and I feel like I need to mention it when talking about days off. After all, he's not going to turn down the excuse not to wear a shirt and tie, knowing jeans and his usual polo shirts are better suited to both relaxing and possibly chasing after Jack.
If you two ever got a rare day off then he would do his best to make you breakfast in bed, knowing that having an excuse to stay in bed is a luxury.
If Jack is with you, and not at Jessica's, then you know Jack would be right next to him in the kitchen, begging to help. I mean, if you watch Bluey, picture the episode where Bingo is trying to make that omelette for Bandit on his birthday... that's basically the vibe here.
Hotch wouldn’t try to force you out of the house if you didn’t want to go, as he’s perfectly happy to stay in and play with you and Jack. After all, you have the most recent lego set, which you bought him for his birthday, to finish building.
"You up for that buddy? Six hands are better than four, after all."
Or, if you don't have the energy or patience, then you three can curl up on the sofa together and watch movies and the backlog of tv shows you’ve missed out on whilst you’ve been away working.
Fun Fact: Aaron would rather die than admit to the rest of the BAU that you got him hooked on reality shows like The Real Housewives of Beverley Hills or Below Deck -but he is. He finds them fascinating case studies in human behaviour... or that's his excuse anyway when you call him out on it.
However, if you do want to actually leave the house and get outside then he’d be pretty relaxed about whatever it is you wanted to do, as long as you could all do it together.
He'd also love it if you both got the chance to go for a run, enjoying the rare opportunity to race you through the nearby park. You can just soak in the sunshine and watch the other people as they make their way through the world, before grabbing a coffee on your way home.
David Rossi
Rossi is a man who knows the value of creature comforts, as we've seen repeatedly in the show. You know this man enjoys having time off to indulge himself - and you too.
As soon as he knows he has the day off, you can bet he's driving you to the local farmer's market to buy all the ingredients needed for a home cooked feast.
Despite promising to be there only an hour, you know he's the kind of person who would talk to each and every vendor, learning all their names and asking after their families as if they've been friends since birth.
You'd end up spending almost the entire morning - and part of the afternoon - shopping, sampling various treats and wares, and buying several bag's worth, before you're finally able to drag him back to the car.
As he's cooking, Rossi would definitely play his favourite records. He alternates between crooning along and telling you tidbits about the artists - and the many crazy memories he has about these records.
"Did I ever tell you about the time I first heard this? We were in this tiny little motel, in the middle of a horrific blizzard, and several whiskeys in..."
It's hard not to get distracted, drawn in as he pulls you close and starts dancing about the kitchen. You'd get so distracted that you almost let dinner spoil and only remember it's even there when you start to smell something burning.
"Ah! Merda!"
After dinner you know you'd end up outside on his patio, enjoying the view as the sun goes down, over a cocktail of his choosing.
Derek Morgan
You know this eager beaver would not be spending a day off with you doing nothing or letting the day ‘go to waste��.
He’d be at your doorstep bright and early, looking unfairly energetic for someone who has been running on minimal sleep all week.
Thankfully, he brings coffee and breakfast with him which is his way of bribing you to get your ass up and out with him.
As for the day itself, he’d either have the day planned to a ’t’ or he’d have nothing planned at all.
“Relax, sweetness, we’re letting the day take us where it may. Enjoy the ride.”
He'd love having a reason to take you to whatever property he's renovating, hoping to share his vision for the place and getting your opinion on it all.
He'd even let you have a swing or two with a sledgehammer if there's a dry-wall that needs taking down. It's a great stress-reliever for you both, and there's nothing like hammering along in the time to beat of whatever playlist he's chosen.
He'd also order you a pizza, or whatever take-out you fancied, as payment for all your hard work.
You know he'd also been keen to help you wash up later, running you both a hot bath to soak in as you actually have the time to enjoy it.
And just between us - he knows Hotch and Rossi would have his guts his they found out - but he may or may not have left your cellphones on the bed-side table just to ensure you get an hour of peace, undisturbed...
Emily Prentiss
Ok. So. Emily loves having a day off almost as much as she enjoys working.
She doesn't require much in the way of plans. In fact, her ideal day off from the BAU involves you, a crossword puzzle, and your usual table by the window at the coffee shop around the corner.
It's right by the window, so you can bathe in the sun whilst you nurse your way through coffee after coffee.
The whole place reminds her of one similar that she spent her time in, in Paris. Just like then, she loves reading books, and completing the daily crossword with your help.
"Damn it. This is what time in Europe gets you - I forgot there's no 'u' in color. No wonder it wasn't fitting."
Emily also has a game she likes to play, watching the people around you, guessing what their stories are and imaging outlandish profiles for them all. It's a privilege to enjoy it when it's for entertainment and not out of a need to be aware of your surroundings or an ongoing threat assessment.
Afterwards, you'd go for a stroll around the park and most likely visit the shops you rarely get a chance to.
You both spend ages going through the racks and modelling outfits for one another, knowing you need some new things to fill out your wardrobes other than work-attire. It's a like private treat for yourselves.
Once you're home again, I feel Emily would want to cook and would do a pretty good job when she has the energy. However, she is not above ordering takeout when you both can’t be bothered.
After all, it gives you both more time together to lie in bed, with Sergio curled up between you, purring loudly as you take it in turns to pet him.
JJ
Depending on when you two got together (before or after Will), she would love to have a chance for the both of you to spend the day with Henry.
You're her family and the most important thing in the world to her. It's why she can't stop beaming as you spend the afternoon at the park together, running rings around the place and clambering all over the playground.
"I swear this kid is faster than most of the Unsubs we chase - and more sneaky too."
JJ would bring all your favourite snacks with her so you can all lie out on the grass and feast once your energy levels drop. She doesn't even mention the sugar content or how many E-numbers there are. You all deserve a treat, Henry included, so she's willing to put her 'mom hat' aside for a minute.
I feel like she'd also try and put her mom hat aside so you two can have some time without a child in tow. She'd try and make a last minute arrangement to get a sitter so you two can have some 'adult' time.
This normally involves making a reservation at your favourite restaurant, and insisting on you both dressing fancy just for the fun of it.
After all, you never get to play at being grown ups and just enjoy wearing something because it looks nice and not because you can run around in the field in it.
"I've had these heels for years and I swear I've only got to wear them like three times - and this skirt! I love this skirt."
Once you get to the restaurant, you spend hours just talking, drinking, and eating before taking a stroll on the way home.
You then curl up in bed and fall asleep to the sound of the TV playing your favourite movies, safe and warm in each other's arms.
Penelope Garcia
This girl is the queen of relaxing. If she doesn’t have to be awake before noon then you can bet your ass she’ll be tucked up and toasty till 12:01.
Once she's awake, however, she's a flustered mess, struggling to pick between her various plans for your time off together. There's just so much she wants to do with you and never enough time.
"What? I'm the queen of fun and I just want to make sure we make the most of our time together, sugar plum. I can't help it. I'm excited to have a day just you and me, not that I don't love the others too. I do, but you know, just having it be us is rare -"
You stop her rambling with a kiss, which of course makes her melt.
I feel like Penelope would always try and spend part of the day with you in the kitchen, baking a new recipe to take to work for the others to try.
She'd also love spending the day on the sofa with you, watching either a Rom-com or a Sci-fi marathon (depending on your moods).
Once the decision has been made, she'd insist on gathering supplies - AKA: onesies, takeout and face masks.
"It's the holy trinity of self-care," she explains, holding up your choices. "Now, do you want the tea-tree or coconut face mask?"
However, if you do feel like getting out of the house, then Penelope would take you on theatre trips - which are booked last minute but with amazing seats (courtesy of Penelope’s connections and slightly unorthodox know-how).
The others are still jealous after finding out she got you tickets to Hamilton, front row, with the original cast.
Dr Spencer Reid
You know Spencer is the kind of person that has a list of things the size of his arm that he’d love to do with you on a rare day off.
You’d probably have to negotiate with him to figure out which ones you could reasonably do in just 24 hours - and you try to find a balance between appeasing his interests and yours.
For example, you don’t mind sitting through a Russian movie festival if afterwards he agrees to let you wander around your favourite bookshop and spend as long as you want exploring the shelves - without him critiquing or spoiling the endings before you even have a chance to read the blurb.
If you also happened to let it slip that you'd never watched every single episode of Doctor Who that's ever been made, then you know your future days off will be spent marathoning on the couch.
"I'm just saying that he's underrated as the Doctor as arguably the narratives of his episodes are far better developed and reflect the point of the show, which is that the Doctor isn't perfect but rather a time-travelling refugee who acts as a healer, counsellor, and protector of the universe. It's why he calls himself 'The Doctor' ..."
He always looks so adorable when he gets excited about something he loves. It's hard not to fall in love with him all over again.
Apart from watching TV, you both also love spending days off on that couch, curled up together, reading your way through the stack of books you both had in your never ending ‘TBR’ pile.
Spencer would love listening to you discuss whatever you're reading, doing his best to memorise the characters, plots, and your thoughts on both. It's the least he can do when you listen so patiently every time he starts rambling on about whatever his latest hyper-fixation is.
"Can I... can I borrow that when you're finished? I'm now curious - just don't tell the others, ok?"
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Part 5 of ‘the sweetest con’
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x fem!Reader
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<- PART FOUR
“Where do you want me?” she asked, looking at me with wide eyes.
I floundered for a moment, then cleared my throat.
“You can stay and observe the interrogation. I’ll need a pair of eyes on the other side,” I managed to get out, embarrassed by the slip up.
She didn’t seem to notice.
“Okay,” she nodded, then moved closer with a smirk, shoulder brushing against mine, “You don’t trust Mr. Police Chief either, huh?”
I snorted. “Sometimes the level of professionalism I have to show is exhausting. That’s all I’ll say on the matter.”
She laughed, not moving away. I took in a deep breath, looking ahead through the two-way mirror at the suspect. He was starting to get fidgety.
“I think he’ll be easy,” she said, voicing my thoughts. “He’s already kind of freaking out.”
“He is. Another minute, then I’ll start in.”
“If anyone can get this guy to crack in a minute or less it’s you,” she noted with a chuckle.
I raised a brow, looking at her. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Dude definitely doesn’t want to be challenged. You’ll throw off the balance he wants to keep by being the most dominant person in the room.”
I hummed, not sure how to respond to that in the right way. My silence didn’t stop her from going on.
“Plus,” she added, “You totally embody the agent vibe better than anyone on the team, and that alone freaks people out.”
“It does?”
“In the best way,” she said with a smile.
The door to the observation room opened, and she took a step away from me as the police chief walked in. I decided that would be the right time for me to enter the interrogation room, though not without the wishes of luck from her first.
“Good afternoon,” I greeted the suspect.
He stared at me, his eyes set hard and angry. I saw his jaw clench as his fists did the same. Sweat was appearing on his forehead, and his breathing had begun to increase as I walked up to the table and sat down.
“I’d like to talk about Jessica Davis,” I said after a beat of looking through the files. “You knew her.”
“And?” he asked, voice gruff.
“She’s dead, and we have eye witness reports that you were harassing her at the bar the night before her body was found.”
He scoffed. “You have a screwed up definition of harassment.”
“You made several unwanted advances.”
“You act like she didn’t love the attention.”
I looked at him, setting my brow. He stared back, only getting angrier as I stated the information. That would be my in.
“Do you really think a woman like Jessica would want attention from someone like you?”
His face reddened. “Every woman wants someone like me.”
“Did Katie Owens? Or Carrie Santiago?” I raised a brow. “Because we also have accounts of those women repeatedly turning you down as well.”
“You don’t know what you’re talking about,” he gritted out.
I smirked, shaking my head. “Maybe you’re right. Maybe every woman in this town would actually love to be involved with an unemployed forty-year-old who lives in a shoe box apartment. I can imagine they fall at your feet. Right?”
“They wanted it,” his voice raised. “I’m a god in this town.”
“Maybe when you were a high school football star. What exactly have you accomplished since then?”
He slammed his hands on the table. “They were lucky to go home with me.”
“If you’re going to lie, at least try to make it believable. There’s no way they went home with you,” I said, purposely dismissive.
“They did,” his voice raised again, “They wanted every second of it.”
“Every second of what?” I asked quickly, matching his tone and volume.
“All of it.”
“All of what, Kevin? Your matchbox car collection?”
“They had a great time, and when I was done with them—“
“As if you’d get that far,” I interrupted.
“Their last seconds with me were the happiest of their lives. They should feel honored that I was the last thing they ever saw,” he yelled out.
I stared, letting his confession sink in. The red in his face remained, though he shrunk into his seat, eyes wildly searching the room.
“No. I didn’t mean that,” he muttered.
“You said it. That’s it,” I replied calmly, standing. “You’re no longer a god. You won’t be taking any more lives.”
“No.”
With that, I left. I opened the door to the eyes of both of the onlookers glued to me.
“Holy narcissism, Batman,” she said, a slight smile on her face. “Talk about a god complex.”
“You were spot on with that assessment,” I said back, matching her facial expression.
“How’d you know?” the chief asked, confusion on his face.
“As I told you, the profile works,” I replied, glad to be able to politely put him in his place.
He nodded, looking away before he exited the room. She watched me the whole time, relishing with me in the fact that he was a little bit defeated by the accuracy of the profile.
“By the way,” she started. “That was like almost three minutes. I think you’re losing your touch.”
I scoffed a laugh. “I’d like to see you do it.”
“On second thought, you did great,” she said after a beat, a smile on her face again.
We walked out the precinct that day feeling triumphant, and, luckily for me, seeming to have forgotten about the thing I’d said a few nights ago that almost sounded like a confession. She thought I was great in interrogation for getting answers so quickly when all she had to do to have me spilling out words was ask one question.
I was beginning to see that we were more similar than either of us had realized.
We sat on the jet in silence. I started on paperwork, and she sat across from me, staying up against my wishes just to keep me company as the others slept.
“What’s on your mind? I know you can read faster than that,” she stated, lounging in her seat.
I glanced up, not answering as I looked back to the papers.
She leaned forward, taking them from me before I could protest. She stared at me with an expectant look, very amused with her own actions.
I sighed. “Why does something have to be on my mind? Maybe I just zoned out.”
“You don’t zone out. That brain of yours is always running, I’m sure of it.”
I chuckled, sitting back. “How do you know?”
“I know everything,” she said with a shrug.
“Really?”
“Really.”
“Then what am I thinking about? If you know everything.”
She stared for a moment. “Probably Jack. I’m sure you miss him and want to see him.”
“That’s part of it.”
“The other part is,” she started, then trailed, waiting a beat, “you’re really in the mood for the Mexican place by my apartment.”
I raised a brow. “I’ve never eaten there.”
“Okay, that might be my stomach speaking for me,” she admitted, laughing as she placed the papers back on the table between us. “I think if you had eaten there, you’d be thinking about it.”
“I’ll have to try it sometime.”
I started reaching for my work, but was quickly interrupted again as she spoke.
“How about tonight? It’s open till midnight, and it’s only nine now.”
My eyes flitted back up to see her, though I didn’t yet have a response.
“If you like tacos, of course,” she added.
The ghost of a smirk came to my face. “I do.”
“Great!” she said, straightening up. “That’ll satisfy my craving, and help keep you out of the house or the office.”
I scoffed humorously. “Ouch.”
“Come on, it’ll be good for you.”
“Maybe,” I admitted.
“When we touch down, I’ll allow half an hour for whatever you’ve got to do. Then, we are getting out of there,” she said with a smile, standing. “Tea?”
“Please. The gr—“
“Green tea with a spoonful of honey. I know,” she finished the request for me with a light laugh, then walked away to get our mugs.
NEXT PART ->
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For Reference Purposes for who is in which episode of ROTTMNT
Hello. I have been looking to see which characters are in which episode of ROTTMNT in a short-list. And I could not find it. So I decided to make this list to maybe help someone else who might benefit from it. And also I tried to put who the main focus is of an episode if it applies. So hopefully this can help someone. And if I missed anyone or the placement is incorrect, please leave a comment so it can be more accurate.
Episode List of Characters in them
A little Chart for how I named the main 6 so it is easier to know what it means
Donnie or D
Leo or L
Mikey or M
Raph or R
April or A
Splinter or S
Season 1
1. Mystic Mayhem
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, A, S, Mayhem
Antagonist:
Draxum, Muninn, Huginn
Guardsmen: Freki and Garm
Random person: Stewart
2a. Origami Tsunami
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, A, S
Minor Character of Main Cast: A, S
Neutral: Salami Ninja
Things mentioned: Spine Breaking Bandits, Island Mangler
Foot Antagonist: Foot Lieutenant, Foot Brute, Origami Ninja, Large Origami Ninja
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Mobster #1, Mobster #2
2b. Donnie's Gifts
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R
Antagonist: Meat Sweats
Neutral: Mutant Silverfish, Oozesquito
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Kondescending Kitchen Cameraman, Kondescending Kitchen Contestant
3a. War and Pizza
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, A
Antagonist: Albearto
President Pepperoni, Robotic Vole, Cheery Tomato
Neutral: April’s Manager
Neutral Characters that are minor characters: Birthday Boy, Claw Machine Kid, Helmet Kid, Nine Year-Old Girl, Party Kid
3b. Newsworthy
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R
Antagonist:
Introduction: Warren Stone, Hypno-Potamus or (Mezmer-ron)
Animal character mentioned and only in flashback: Doug the Hippo
Neutral: Carly Balmaceda, Clem
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Flashback only Villains: Bowling Pin Creatures, Robot
New York Police Department (debut)
Oozesquitoes
4a. Repo Mantis- Mainly Donni and Mikey Episode
Main Protagonists: D, M
Allie and Introduction: Todd Capybara
Antagonist and Introduction: Repo Mantis
Animal: Nubbins- Repo’s cat turned Mantis
Todd Puppies: Melvin, Miho, Willis
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Man Shopper (debut)
4b. Down with the Sickness
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, S
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Narrator
5a. The Fast and the Furriest- Donnie and Splinter episode but more everyone
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, A, S, Mayhem
Antagonist: Meat Sweats
Mutant animals in Meat Sweats' possession
Mutant spitting cobra
Introduction and Nuetral: Señor Hueso
5b. Mascot Melee
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, S
Antagonist of Cockroach Mutants in Costumes: Atomic Lass, Joey the Junkyard Dog, Sergeant Woodpecker, Robot Vampire
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Timmy (cameo), Tourist
6a. Shell in a Cell
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R,
Neutral: Jessica Jaclyn, Annihilation
Neutral but group: The Liberty League
Antagonist: Ghostbear
6b. Minotaur Maze- Mainly Leo centric Episode
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R,
Antagonist: Brick Oven Creature, Cheese Grater Creature, Minotaur, Rolling Pin Creature, Pizza Cutter Creature
Neutral: Señor Hueso
7. Bug Busters
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R,
Antagonist: Draxum, Big Mama, Muninn, Huginn
Background Character: Stanley (Bullhop)
Big Mama things
Battle Nexus arena clown
Battle Nexus competitors
Kelb tal-Fenek Yōkai gladiator, Lizard Yōkai gladiator, Boar Yōkai gladiator
Big Mama's hotel staff
Laundry Yōkai
Yōkai bellhops:
Bird bellhop, Fox bellhop, Frog bellhop, Indian rhinoceros bellhop, Lion bellhop, Lizard bellhop, Otter bellhop, Owl bellhop, Water buffalo bellhop
Yōkai custodians:
Ape custodian, Badger custodian, Cat custodian, Lobster custodian
Octopus elevator operator
Gus
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Oozesquitoes
Atomic Lass (image only), Clem (cameo; image only), Hypno-Potamus (image only), Meat Sweats (image only), Mutant silverfish (image only), Repo Mantis (image only), Stewart (cameo), Todd Capybara (image only)
8a. The Longest Fight
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, S
Foot Antagonist: Foot Clan, Foot Lieutenant, Foot Brute, Origami Ninja
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Announcer, Carly Balmaceda, Ice Cube Tray Advertiser (debut), Sydney Allen (debut)
8b. Hypno! Part Deux- April, Raph, and Leo Centric Episode
Main Protagonists: D, L, R, A, Mayhem
Antagonist: Hypno
Neutral: Taylor Martin, Dale, Noah Sheck, Siegel
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Boy #1, Carly Balmaceda, Girl #1 (debut)
9a. The Gumbus- Involves Mikey, Leo, and April Centric
Main Protagonists: L, M, A
Antagonist: Baxter Stockboy
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Mr. Stockboy (debut), Mrs. Stockboy
President Pepperoni (cameo; image only)
9b. Mrs. Cuddles- Raph Centric Episode with the brothers
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, A, S
Antagonist: Mrs. Cuddles
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Astronaut (debut)
10a. Stuck on You- Raph Centric Episode and brothers
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R,
Foot Antagonist: Foot Lieutenant, Foot Brute
Other Antagonists: Hypno, Warren Stone, Silverfish
Mentioned Doug the Hippo
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
First Witch (debut)
10b. Al Be Back
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, S
Antagonist: Albearto
Al-Beardo the Pirate, Bayou 'Bearto, Chef Albéar, Otto von Bearto, Albearto Land Robots
Neutral for Episode: Baxter Stockboy
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Cheery Tomato (cameo), Manager, President Pepperoni, Tanya Melendez (debut)
11a. The Purple Jacket- Mainly Donnie Centric with April there
Protagonists: D, L, M, R, A
Antagonist: Purple Dragons
Jason, Jeremy, Kendra
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Carly Balmaceda, New York Police Department
11b. Pizza Pit
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R,
Band: DIGG
Groundhog, Honey Badger, Prairie Dog
Pizza Owners: Pizza Lou, Pizza Mike, Pizza Toney, Pizza Tony
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Bigfoot (debut) (image only), Loch Ness Monster (debut) (image only), Pizzasaurus (debut)
12a. Smart Lair- Shelldon Introduction
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, S
Introduction: Shelldon
12b. Hot Soup: The Game- Mikey and Raph Centric
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, S
Antagonist: Foot Lieutenant, Foot Brute
Introduction: Cassandra
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Boss Level Guy
Tang Shen (image only), Video Game Commercial Thugs, Voiceover Guy
13. The Evil League of Mutants
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, S
Ally: Todd
Antagonist: Evil League of Mutants
Draxum, Meat Sweats, Hypno, Repo Mantis, Warren Stone, Carl and Ben (Sandro brothers), Muninn, Huginn
Foot Antagonist: Foot Lieutenant, Foot Brute, Origami Ninja
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Big Mama's assistant (debut) (mutates in flashback)
Radisson Hotel Bellhop (debut)
JJG -Reporter
14a. Late Fee
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, S
Antagonist: Mutant Silverfish, Ghostbear
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Conductor, Director, Ferry Captain, Trash Wizard
14b. Bullhop
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, S
Antagonist: Big Mama
Big Mama Yōkai bellhops
Fox bellhop, Otter bellhop, Owl bellhop
Yōkai waiter
Minor Character Protagonist: Stanley (Bullhop)
The Characters that are there but Don’t contribute to the plot in the episode
DIGG (cameo)
Groundhog, Honey Badger, Prairie Dog
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Oozesquitoes (flashback only)
Partygoer (Dave Foley) (debut)
15a. Mind Meld- Donnie centric with brothers there
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, S
Protagonist: Shelldon
Neutral: Silverfish
Antagonist even though does not show up: Kendra, Purple Dragons
The Characters that are there but Don’t contribute to the plot in the episode
April O'Neil (image only), Mayhem (image only), Warren Stone (image only) (flashback only)
15b. Nothing But Truffle- Meat Sweats, Mikey, and Todd Episode
Main Protagonists: M, Todd, Mind Raph
Antagonist: Meat Sweats, Were-Tree
Neutral: Silverfish
The Characters that are there but Don’t contribute to the plot in the episode
Mrs. Cuddles (image only), Todd's puppies (cameo)
16. Shadow of Evil
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, A, S
Foot Antagonist:
Foot Lieutenant, Foot Brute, Foot Soldiers, Origami Ninja
More a little separated from Foot but with Foot at moment
Draxum, Huginn, Muninn
Antagonist Animals: Mutant magpie (Bird), Oozesquito
Possible future antagonist: The Shredder (flashback only)
Hamato Ancestors
Hamato Karai (Flashback only)
The Characters that are there but Don’t contribute to the plot in the episode
Krystal Yistal (debut) (flashback only)
Teen Customer
17a. Portal Jacked!- Leo Centric with Hueso- Leo Centric with Hueso
Protagonists in Episode: L
Protagonists in episode but not main focus for episode: D, M, R
Neutral: Señor Hueso,
Antagonist: Capitán Piel, Kraken Pirate, Mermaid Pirate, Sea Serpent Pirate, Singing Pirates, Yōkai Pirate
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Hidden City Police (debut)
Hidden City Police #1, Hidden City Police #2
Hueso, Jr. (image only), Todd Capybara (image only), Yōkai Granny
17b. Warren & Hypno, Sitting in a Tree- April and Draxum centric Episode
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, A
Antagonist: Draxum, Hypno, Warren Stone, Muninn, Huginn
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Carly Balamceda (cameo; image only)
JJG (cameo; image only), Tendril creature (debut)
18a. Operation: Normal- Donnie and Leo Centric and April is there
Main Protagonists: D, L, M only mentioned, A, Mayhem
New Ally character: Sunita
Antagonist: Cassandra, Foot Brute
Meat Sweats only mentioned
The Characters that are there but Don’t contribute to the plot in the episode
Biology Teacher
Cindy, Cindy's Father, Cindy’s Mother (debut)
Exploding Frankie (Eric Bauza) (debut)
Flashback: Huginn, Mayhem, Muninn
Pizza Creatures, Trash Wizard, Waiter
18b. Sparring Partner- Franken-Foot and Raph Centric
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R
New Ally: Franken-Foot
Antagonist: Cassandra, Foot Lieutenant, Cassandra, Origami Ninja
The Characters that are there but Don’t contribute to the plot in the episode
Lou Jitsu (cameo)
19a. You Got Served- Leo and Mikey Centric
Main Protagonists: L, M
Neutral: Señor Hueso
Antagonist:
Makers of Brutality
Boss Beverly, Ogre 1, Ogre 2
Masters of Barbarianism Boss
Bruce, Snake 1, Snake 2
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Tentacle-Eyeball Yōkai, Unicorns (debut)
19b. How to Make Enemies and Bend People to Your Will- Draxum Centric Episode
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R,
Foot Antagonist: Foot Lieutenant, Foot Brute, Cassandra, Foot Initiate, Foot Initiator, Foot Soldiers
Antagonist that work with Foot but not necessarily Loyal to it: Draxum, Muninn, Huginn
Golem- Created by Draxum
Separate Villain: Stinkbomb (Harold)
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Customer 1, Customer 2
Female barista, Male barista
20a. Mystic Library
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, A, Mayhem
Foot Antagonist: Foot Lieutenant, Foot Brute, Tiny Origami Ninja
Antagonist but not necessarily bad Person: Bat Librarian, Hush-Bats
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Yōkai Kids
20b. The Purple Game- Donnie Centric
Protagonists: D, L, M, R, A, Mayhem
Main Protagonist: Shelldon
Antagonist:
Purple Dragons: Jason, Jeremy, Kendra
Giant Mech- Created by Purple Dragons
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Mrs. O'Neil (debut) (cameo)
Game voice of game (Eugene Byrd) (debut), New York Police Department, Plush dolls (Greg Cipes) (debut), Timmy (image only), YPS deliveryman (debut)
21a. Man VS. Sewer- Raph Centric Episode
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, S
Antagonist: Sandro Brothers – Ben and Carl
21b. The Mutant Menace
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R,
Antagonist:
Baxter Stockboy
Micro-Bots- Created by Baxter Stockboy
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Angry New Yorkers, Man Shopper, New York Police Department, Cop, Sunny Chipperton, Trash Wizard
22a. Turtle-Dega Nights: The Ballad of Rat Man- Splinter, Donnie and Mikey Centric
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, S
Antagonist: Big Mama, Meat Sweats, Repo Mantis, Warren Stone, Hypno
Yōkai Bellhops
Fox bellhop, Otter bellhop, Owl Bellhop, Penguin bellhop,
The Characters that are there but Don’t contribute to the plot in the episode
Cute Yōkai- Cat mutant
22b. The Ancient Art of Ninja Hide and Seek
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, S
Antagonist: Big Mama, Gus
Yōkai hellphops
Fox bellhop, Otter bellhop, Owl bellhop
Battle Nexus Announcer (debut)
Big Mama (cameo)
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Kid Cthulhu (debut)
Lizard Yōkai, Server Yōkai, Tentacle Yōkai
23a. One Man's Junk- Raph Centric Episode but all brothers are involved
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R,
Foot Antagonist: Foot Lieutenant, Foot Brute,
Regular Antagonist: Repo Mantis
Animals: Mrs. Nubbins (mutates in flashback)
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Green Yōkai
Image Only: Hypno, Warren Stone
Oozesquito (flashback only)
Short Yōkai
23b. Snow Day
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, A, Mayhem
Antagonist: Ghostbear, Oozesquito
The Characters that are there but Don’t contribute to the plot in the episode
Splinter (cameo)
Background: Foot Lieutenant, Foot Brute
24a. Cloak and Swaggart- Sunita and April Episode
Main Protagonists for the Episode: Sunita and A
Main characters in episode but not central focus: D, L, M, R, S
Antagonist: Meat Sweats
Neutral but contribute-ish to the plot: Loose Lips Malinowski
Shelldon
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
BBQ Host 1, BBQ Host 2
Cooking Show Host
DIGG
Groundhog, Honey Badger, Prairie Dog
Director at Channel 6
Guy Flambé (debut)
Late Night Show Guest, Late Night Show Host, Painting Show Host, Security Guard, TV Station Employee
Mrs. Cuddles (cameo)
24b. Jupiter Jim Ahoy!
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, S
Main Antagonist-ish: Marcus Moncrief who thought he was Jupiter Jim
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Images only: Ghostbear, Annihilation, Jessica Jaclyn
Goon 1, Red Fox Cosplayer
25. Insane in the Mama Train
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, A, S
Hamato Ancestors: Hamato Clan Ancestors, Mystic Aura
Foot Antagonist: Foot Lieutenant, Foot Brute, Cassandra, Foot Soldiers
Just working with the Foot but not necessarily completely loyal: Draxum, Muninn, Huginn
Antagonist: Big Mama
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Bandaged Yōkai, Screaming Yōkai, Tax Yōkai, Train announcer
Guardsmen
Freki, Garm
26. End Game
Main Protagonists: D, L, M, R, A, S, Mayhem
Antagonist: Foot Lieutenant, Foot Brute, The Shredder (resurrection), Origami Ninja
Just working with the Foot but not necessarily completely loyal: Draxum, Muninn, Huginn
Ally: Stanley (Bullhop), Shelldon, Franken-Foot, Todd
Hamato Ancestors: Hamato Clan Ancestors, Mystic Aura
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Baseball stadium announcer (debut)
Flashback only but Debut: Council of Heads
Councilor 1, Councilor 2, Councilor 3
Country singer (debut)
Season 2
1. Many Unhappy Returns
Main Protagonist: D, L, M, R, A, S
Foot Antagonist: Foot Lieutenant, Foot Brute, The Shredder, Cassandra
Not necessarily Loyal to the Foot but working with them: Draxum
Antagonist: Big Mama
Big Mama Staff
Big Mama's assistant, Big Mama's soldiers, Fox Bellhop
Big Mama Contestants
Evil Six, Kraken Tom (debut)
The Characters that are there but Don’t contribute to the plot in the episode
Cameo: Albearto, Cheery Tomato, President Pepperoni
New York Police Department
Serge (debut)
2a. Todd Scouts
Protagonist: D, L, M, R, S
Ally: Todd
Antagonists: Tooth Fairies
Dr. Alex Noe, Hunters
2b. Goyles, Goyles, Goyles
Center for this episode: Huginn, Muninn
Meat Sweats- Kind of background character even though he captured Huginn and Muninn
Flashback
Draxum hiring them
Big Mama in episode- Though I think she is only mentioned and there is a cameo
Splinter/Lou Jitsu in flashback
Pictures of Baby Turtles
D, L, M, R
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Gargoyles (debut) (flashback only)
Bro-goyle 1, Bro-goyle 2, Gargoyle, Sarge Goyle
3a. Flushed, but Never Forgotten
Protagonist: D, L, M, R, S
New Character and family?: Piebald
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Minor Character: Franken-Foot, Game Voice
Flashback Only: Trash Wizard
3b. Lair Games- Donnie and Leo Centric
Protagonist: D, L, M, R, A, S
Minor Character: Shelldon
4a. Breaking Purple- Donnie Centric with Shelldon
Protagonist: D, M, but Splinter just mentioned
Also Shelldon
Characters that Donnie overhears people talking that is important to the plot
Loose Lips Malinowski, Repo Mantis
Antagonist:
Purple Dragons: Jason, Jeremy, Kendra
Neutral Character at Dome place for robots:
Billionaire Guy Eccentric
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Neutral Character for the Episode: Bat Librarian, Mrs. Cuddles, Baxter Stockboy, Timmy
4b. Repairin' the Baron- Draxum, Raph, and Mikey Centric
Protagonists that are the main focus: M, R,
Protagonist in the episode but not main Focus: D, L, A, S
Antagonist turned Reform: Draxum
Antagonist for Episode:
Guardsmen: Freki, Garm
Councilor of Heads: Councilor 1, Councilor 2, Councilor 3
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
The Shredder (flashback only)
5a. Air Turtle- Leo Centric
Protagonist: D, L, M, R, A
Antagonist: Arch of Aquinnah, Tim Dunkman
Reformed?: Draxum
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Dave
The Daves (debut)- Basketball Team
Daves Player #1, Daves Player #2, Daves Player #3, Daves Player #4, Daves Player #5
Announcer (debut)
The Knights (debut)- Basketball Team
Knights Player #1, Knights Player #2, Knights Player #3, Knights Player #4, Knights Player #5
Player #1, Referee
5b. Pizza Puffs
Protagonist: D, L, M, R,
Antagonist: Big Mama- captured Meat Sweats, Meat Sweats
Tummytello is a thing
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Guy Flambé, Swedish Baker
6a. Sidekick Ahoy!
Protagonist: D, L, M, R,
Neutral: Jupiter Jim/ Marcus Moncrief, Red Fox
Antagonist: Scor-Pion
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Stagehand (debut)
6b. The Hidden City Job- Leo episode with Hueso and kind of Donnie at the very end
Protagonist: D, L,
Antagonist: Big Mama
Auctioneer (debut), Big Mama's soldiers, Shadow Fiend (cameo)
Ally and former villain now ally: Señor Hueso, Capitán Piel
Combine to make Don Suave
Animal Important: Wild simurgh
7a. Always Be Brownies- April and Casey/Foot Recruit Girl episode
Protagonist: A, S
Antagonist for Episode:
Cassandra
Brownie Clan: Julia, Brownie Girls, CJ Girl
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Timmy (cameo)
7b. Mystery Meat- Mikey, April, and Draxum episode
Protagonist: M, A
Protagonist briefly in episode, but not for that long: R
Reformed?: Draxum
Antagonist but I think Draxum sees it as his child: Sloppy Joseph
Neutral: Vivian Slopworth, Dale
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Lunch Ladies: Lunch Lady Edna, Lunch Lady Gladys, Lunchman Stan
Neutral animals: Mutant silverfish, Oozesquito
Student #1, Student #2
8a. Raph's Ride-Along- Raph Centric
Protagonist: R
Antagonist:
Big Mama
Big Mama's assistant
Mud Dogs
Dastardly Danny, Loathsome Leonard, Malicious Mickey
Separated from Mud Dogs: Heinous Green
Hidden City Police
Guardsman 1, Guardsman 2
Minor Characters that are made of the main cast: D, A, L, M,S
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Cameo’s: Cudley the Cowlick, The great Morgan
Villain that only shows up in Picture: Evil Emerald (debut) (image only)
(cameo)
Yōkai Granny
8b. Donnie vs. Witch Town- April and Donnie Centric
Protagonist: D, A
Witch Town Characters: Gentry, The great Morgan, Mayor Mira, Black Cat Choir, Salem Witch
Minor Characters of Main Cast: L, M, R, S
9a. Hidden City’s Most Wanted- Draxum, Mikey, and Draxum Centric
Protagonist: M, S
Reformed?: Draxum
Minor Characters of the Main Cast: M, D, A, L
Antagonist: Police Officer, Heather, Officer 2
9b. Bad Hair Day- Leo Centric
Protagonist: L
Minor Characters of the Main cast: D, M, R, A, S, Baron Draxum
Antagonist: Yōkai Masseur, Mystic Hair Creature
Neutral: Resort Guard
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Neutral cameo that are there: Mermaid Pirate, Bat Librarian
Greeter (Oliver Vaquer) (debut)
Yōkai Pedicurist
Hidden City Police
Guardsman 1, Guardsman 2
Yōkai Resorter #1, Yōkai Resorter #2, Yōkai Resorter #3, Yōkai Resorter #4
10b. The Clothes Don't Make the Turtle
Protagonist: D, L, M, R,
Antagonist: Hypno
Magician: John (debut)- In it briefly
11. Battle Nexus: New York
Protagonist: D, L, M, R, A, S
Antagonist: Big Mama
Big Mama Contestants only:
Amphisbaena, Cortex, Sprite, Troll
Foot Villains: Cassandra, The Shredder
Very Confused about how to classify these villains: Meat Sweats, Hypno, Carl Sando, Ghostbear
Reformed?: Draxum
Ally: Todd
Characters I do not know what to put in which Category
Sloppy Joseph (cameo)
12a. Finale Part 1: E- Turtle Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Protagonist: D, L, M, R, A, S
Antagonist: Big Mama
Foot Villains
Cassandra, Foot Brute, Foot Lieutenant, The Shredder
Reformed?: Draxum
Hamato Ancestors:
Flashback only: Hamato Atsuko, Hamato Sho
Hamato Karai (debut)
12b. Finale Part 2: Shreddy or Not
Protagonist: D, L, M, R, A, S
Antagonist: Foot Lieutenant, Foot Brute, Cassandra, The Shredder
Reformed?: Draxum
Shelldon- Death
Hamato Ancestors: Hamato Karai, Hamato Clan Ancestors (cameo)
Ally: Todd
13a. Finale Part 3: Anatawa Hitorijanai
Protagonist: D, L, M, R, A, S
Antagonist: Big Mama, Foot Lieutenant, Foot Brute, The Shredder, Cassandra
Reformed?: Draxum
Hamato Ancestors
Hamato Karai, Hamato Clan Ancestors
Cameo: Hamato Atsuko and Hamato Sho ghost, Mystic Aura
Ally: Todd, Golem
13b. Finale Part 4: Rise
Protagonist: D, L, M, R, A, S
Antagonist: Big Mama-but only helps for Lou Jitsu, Foot Lieutenant, Foot Brute, The Shredder
Reformed?: Draxum, Cassandra
Hamato Ancestors
Hamato Karai (ghost), Hamato Clan Ancestors, Hamato Atsuko (ghost)
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Jessica: A Poem
Discovering the Jessica Rabbit RP blogs of @aparticularbandit last year has inspired me to start writing again. I did work on a few fanfics as a teenager, but then I fell away from writing, and I'd like to pick it back up. It's my New Year's Resolution for 2024.
So here's a poem about Jessica Rabbit. It's inspired by a brief line from the official Roger Rabbit comics, where Roger casually mentions that he used a butterfly net on Jessica the first time he met her. (And nope, there's no other context given.)
This poem is a first draft, so I welcome constructive criticism.
I’m told I must be seen to be believed,
But I have no control over my image.
Were I to print a portrait for you here,
That would be called a breach of copyright,
And those who own me now are rich in funds
To buy the finest lawyers in the land.
So picture, in your mind, a female form,
With legs so long they stretch from Saturday
To Monday like a three-day weekend, and
A body snaking out and in and out,
And topped with orange locks like dampened fire,
And emerald eyes, and plump and pouting lips.
That’s me. And that is what I’ve always been,
Since someone dared to stain his fingers red
With paint to drape me in a sequined gown
And panted, breathing on me, giving me
The life and animation he required
To make his films. Yes, acting is my trade.
I’ve had another. It would make you blush.
Now, I must stress, I had no choice in that.
I had no interest in the act itself;
It was a job, I did it rather well,
But was it something I looked forward to
With girlish glee? No, not at all. Listen,
I did not hate, but neither did I love.
Those owners told me, “Jump;” I asked, “How high?”
Those owners told me, “Down;” I asked, “How low?”
What power did I have to utter, “No”?
I truly did believe this was my role,
My purpose, yes, the reason I was made:
To be the one that husbands hurried to
Whenever they had need of rough relief.
I did not ask if I deserved to live
A life where I could choose my own desires,
Could choose where I would go, what I would do –
A life of joy and peace and liberty.
It was self-evident that I did not.
I had been drawn, not born, and that made me
A servant to the gracious human beings
Who gave the greatest gift, of life, to us,
The inkblots. We were servants. And that was
A fact as clear as day, just like the fact
That one man known colloquially as “Pope”
Was Catholic. So I sank into my pit,
The lowest of already lowly folk.
What pulled me out and finally set me free?
A butterfly net. No, I’m serious.
One day I took a walk into the woods,
And it was spring, and flowers carpeted
The forest floor, and I was passing time
Until the night came, when I would be needed.
I thought I heard the slaps of massive feet –
Then something like a stick wacked into me.
The impact knocked me backwards into mesh.
I sat there, tangled, reeling from the blow,
And then I heard a voice above my head:
“Jeepers! So sorry, miss! I’ll let you out!
See, I was aiming for this butterfly –
I didn’t see you there!” I had to laugh.
That was the first time I had ever laughed.
How could I not have laughed? How could he not
Have seen me? How? I never could escape
The leering eyes and lolling tongues of men.
Surely this fellow was a fellow too?
Then why would he be any different? Well,
I dug a high heel in and cut the net,
And then I stood and shook the ropes away,
And turned, and I beheld my captor – and
I realised I towered over him.
He was a creature made of ink and paint,
As I was, only he was hairier
And shorter, and his clothes were like a clown’s.
His eyes and ears and nose were larger, too.
He trembled in my shadow, looking up,
Expecting me to fly into a rage
And beat him till his snow-white hair turned red.
Instead, I simply asked, “Are you all right?”
That must have been a welcome change for him.
We painted ones see little kindness from
The humans who created us, the ones
Who ought to love us dearly, but do not,
So we must give each other kindness. Well,
That’s how I’ve tried to live my life, although
Few people tend to want my company
(Unless they’re paying for my services),
Not even other painted slaves. After
I asked this fellow if he was all right,
The man exhaled, apologised again,
And asked me who I was, and where I worked,
And how I found myself within the woods.
I answered, and I asked him questions too.
We almost could have stayed a thousand years,
Among the daisies, asking, answering,
But all too soon, the Sun was lowering;
I had to go; he promised he would meet
With me again. He kept his word. He came
To find me just outside the studio
And asked me what I’d like to do that day –
The first time anyone gave me a choice.
We spent two years in pleasant company,
And then, one summer’s day, we tied the knot.
I strode into the chapel, dressed in white,
And my eyes found his, and they never left.
We’re still a wife and husband. No-one thought
That we would last this long. How could a dame
With beauty such as mine dote on a fool?
What do I see in him? He treats me well;
He buys me candy in a heart-shaped box
And takes me to the finest restaurants
He can afford – and I buy gifts for him,
Usually clothes, because he always rips
The ones he has. I love the way his face
Lights up when he unwraps them, tries them on.
What do I see in him? He writes to me –
He sends me letters when he’s called away,
Composes poems of love when he is near.
We call each other many silly names.
And when the weekend comes, the kitchen is
The place we spend most time, as we attempt
New recipes for different kinds of cake.
(My favourite kind is still the carrot cake.
He’s told me carrot is his favourite, too.)
What does he see in me? I dare not ask,
For fear that I will break the magic spell
That’s binding us together. So instead,
I sit, and run my fingers through his hair.
What do I see in him? Quite simply, he
Was, and still is, the only man who tried
To find out who I was, and love that dame,
Instead of thinking he knew all of me
Based only on my looks, and judging me.
What do I see in him?
He makes me laugh.
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