#band aid playing eso

[crunkybrewstr]

An interesting Snippet from the BlizzCon Announcement

I thought this was an interesting snippet from the BlizzCon Announcements.

So they're doing what players have been asking for for as long as I have been playing the game: Giving Alts Account-Wide-like Reputation gains. But by reputation, I mean "Renown". This doesn't mention anything regarding past Reputations and content.

Interesting to see they're kind of moving towards the ESO model with Account-Wide Shared Banking. That would be dope if they don't screw it up, get greedy, and throw some MTX on top of it for bag space and shit.

Achievements have been Account-Wide since who knows?

I don't know though. Warbands sound like a band-aid for something they can't just make automatically work because of how old the game is, and having to rework whatever code. Having only 5 alts for a Warband is kind of weak. But I'm guessing it's a "Game is old" problem they can't just magically implement across the board right now.

[incorrect-queen-quotes]

Musicians RPG Group part II

Aka 1980s musicians still playing ESO.

We are back again with Elder Scrolls online. Our Group is once again playing together.

David Bowie: Hey guys? We should make a guild.

Bono: Oh that's a good idea, Dave.

David Bowie: Don't.. don't call me "Dave".

Bono: Sorry Davie. But the guild is still a good idea.

Bob Geldof: leave this to me, mates.

[Jump cut, Bob created a guild with the name "Band Aid Warriors". He is now checking the functions of said guild.]

Bob Geldof: hey what does this mean "You need 10 players to use the guild bank". How many are we?

Sting: Well there is David, Jagger, Bono, myself, the Kemps, you, Paul and Roger.

Roger: [in the background] Actually it's Brian playing at the moment.

Sting: [sighs] and the Queen boys.

Bob Geldof: yeah yeah, which makes us .. 9 players. That's a joke. Get me some people here! Where are the Band Aid guys? Get them. Now!

[Jump cut, we are seeing a Whatsapp group with the name Band Aid 1984. Sting is typing]

Sting: >>Hey guys! So as you know we are playing ESO and we need players. A few of you have the game right? Could you help us?<<

George Michael: >>Why?<<

Sting: >>Please, come on guys!<<

Simon Le Bon: >>can't you play without us?<<

Sting: >>No, Simon<<

George Michael: >> Why exactly do you want us to play with you?<<

Sting: >> Oh I don't.<<

Simon Le Bon: >>Then who ??<<

Bono: >>Geldof<<

Simon Le Bon: >>NO! That's not..<<

Sting: >>Jep<<

Midge Ure: >>Fuck<<

[Jump cut, there are a bunch of new people in the group, including Simon, George and Midge. Some of the Boomtown Rats boys just bought the game.]

Simon Le Bon: Hey there, friends!

All: Simon!

Paul McCartney: How are you?

Simon Le Bon: Oh good, thanks.

Bob Geldof: [muttering] it's about fucking time you show up.

[Jump cut, Sir Bob is happy for once and changes the things in his guild. He made Midge Ure the second leader of the guild.

Brian and Roger are trying stuff with magic while John is litterally sitting on his spot on the sofa, reading on his E-Book

David und Jagger are dacing in the street of the city they are in at the moment, using the /dance command.

Bono and Sting are collecting diffrent flowers for Brian, who said he will make potions out of it.]

Paul McCartney: look at the guys in the chat box. They call us "Fake"

Bob Geldof: They did what?!

Bono: Calm down, Bob.

Bob Geldof: Who dares to disrespect my Band Aid team?!

Paul McCartney: [shrugging] This guy I guess.

[Jump cut, we see John who is the guy that wrote the stuff in the chat, by using his laptop.]

John Deacon: [smiling] Idiots.

[Jump cut, the Kemps are doing the main quest]

Gary Kemp: Hey guys, you know what?

Mick Jagger: what?

Gary Kemp: The prophet could be our dear Bob in the future.

Bob Geldof: ...

Martin Kemp: He's kinda right you know.

Mick Jagger: [laughing]

David Bowie: This was mean.

Bob Geldof: ...

Bob Geldof: you are just jealous because I am a Sir and you aren't.

[Jump cut, Paul, Jagger and a few others are doing a dark anchor out of boredom. The Kemps are still doing the main quest line.]

George Michael: Where are the dragons in this game?

Bono: Dragons?

David Bowie: That's not Skyrim...

George Michael: But you can clearly walk through a part of Skyrim, so why aren't there any dragons?

David Bowie: well...because... [thinking]

John Deacon: [in the background] You can walk through Cyrodiil as well but you won't find Sean Bean in that game so shut up about dragons.

[Jump cut, as it seems, Simon is a skilled chef. He askes the group if they need any sorts of food]

Simon Le Bon: so, food? Anyone? I can make you everything.

Sting: We could need-

Bob Geldof: CHICKEN. LOTS. OF. CHICKEN.

All: BOB NO!

Bob Geldof: BOB YES!

[eldritchsurveys]

667.

1. If you found a baby turtle on the side of the road, would you pick it up and keep it? >> If I found a baby of any species on the side of the road, I’m not going to pick it up and keep it, I’m going to call the appropriate authorities and let them handle it. The fuck am I doing with a baby anything? 2. Did you and your mum ever have a big fight that caused you to move out? >> --- 3. Has the last person you kissed ever been to your house? >> --- 4. Have you had a good day today or was yesterday better? >> It was all right. At least the Sun was out a bit, and I managed to go out for once. Mostly I’m glad to be back in my bed now, lol. 5. Do you have any plans for the upcoming weekend? >> No.

6. How about you, do you have a bf/gf? >> Hm. 7. Could you date someone very attractive, but who thought they were better than everyone else? >> I don’t date, period, but I also wouldn’t hang out with someone who had a superiority complex. 8. So do you have a best friend? >> No. 9. What would you do if your best friend kissed the last person you kissed? >> --- 10. Do you dislike anyone? >> Not really. There are people I don’t really want to be around, of course, but I can’t think of anyone specific that I’m like “fuck that guy in particular” about except for people that have unapologetically hurt me (in which case it’s less “I dislike you” and more “I don’t even want to acknowledge your existence”). 11. Did you message your best friend today? >> --- 12. Do you think you will be in a relationship two months from now? >> I don’t see why not. 13. Do you always feel like you’re making mistakes? >> Yeah, because I have Trauma Brain. But I also know that I don’t make any more mistakes than the average person and most of my mistakes are easily fixed. 14. How do you feel about your hair right now? >> I’m going to need to buzz it again soon. 15. Does anybody have a tattoo with your name on it? >> Maybe someone has a tattoo of my name, because my name doesn’t just belong to me. But no one has a tattoo of my name that is actually about me. 16. Who did you last see shirtless? >> A couple of characters on Carnivale (before one of them got hanged with the word “HARLOT” carved into her forehead, of course. this is Carnivale after all). 17. How would you feel if you got the person you liked? >> --- 18. Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months without cheating? >> *sigh* 19. Do you like to make the first move? >> The first move to what? 20. Do you think you will ever be married? >> I am married. 21. Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? >> Sure. 22. Is it possible to be single and happy? >> Duh? 23. Was the first person you talked to today male or female? >> The first person I spoke to was the bartender at Gardella’s, who is female. 24. Do you remember who you liked on New Year’s? >> --- 25. Are you a morning person or a night person? I’m barely a person. <-- mood 26. Could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? >> Whether I “can” or not is irrelevant because I don’t fucking want to. 27. Have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough? >> Sure. 28. Is there anyone who likes you? >> --- 29. If the last person you kissed saw you kissing someone else, would they be mad? >> --- 30. Do you understand football? >> I understand American football. I don’t know anything about soccer football except the obvious bits. 31. What’s the first thing you heard this morning? >> I don’t know. 32. Who last called you beautiful? >> I don’t know. 33. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? >> No. 34. How many kids do you want when you get older? >> --- 35. Are you the type of person who has a new boyfriend/girlfriend every week? >> Of course not. 36. Ever been called a jerk/bitch? >> Yep. 37. Do you have feelings for anyone? >> Bold of you to assume I have feelings-- 38. If you fell pregnant to the last person you kissed, what would you think? >> Falling while pregnant is dangerous, oof-- 39. What’s your full name? >> *eldritch screeching* 40. Are you young or old? >> Depends on your perspective -- to a child I’m old, to a middle-aged person I’m young, etc. 41. What’s the gender? >> Oh, the gender outside is frightful... 42. How’s your heart been lately? >> You know. Beating and such. 43. Why aren’t you in bed? >> I am, though. 44. Did you do laundry today? >> No. 45. What kind of computer do you have? >> I have an MSI Leopard Pro and a Lenovo Ideapad. 46. Are there always other fish in the sea? >> Not if you overfish. 47. What can your tongue do? >> You know. Lick stuff. Form phonemes. Get chemical burns when I eat too many sour candies in a row. 48. What do you think your mum does when she goes out? >> --- 49. Do chickens have feelings? >> I don’t know anything about chicken neurology/psychology. 50. Do you think the body is the most beautiful thing that was ever made? >> No. 51. So how are you feeling today? >> Neutral. 52. Where is your sister right now? >> --- 53. Name five things you did today? >> Took a bus, drank at a bar, briefly logged into ESO, watched an episode of Carnivale, ate mac n’ cheese with bacon. 54. What kind of phone do you have? >> Moto g6. 55. What are you listening to? >> Nothing. 56. What do you smell like? >> A bit like my roll-on oil and a bit like my whipped shea butter. Mostly just like... clean skin or whatever. 57. What colour are your eyes? >> Dark brown. 58. Have you ever done a Chinese fire drill? >> No. 59. Do you know someone named Betsy? >> No. 60. What colour is your mum’s hair? >> --- 61. Do you have a dog? Breed? Name? >> No. 62. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid? >> I mean, yeah? 63. Are you married? >> Yes. 64. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings? >> --- 65. Do you play an instrument? >> No. 66. Do you like fire? >> Sure, fire is nice. In moderation. 67. Are you allergic to anything? >> No. 68. Have you ever been to a spa? >> I’ve been to a nail spa because Sparrow works at one. I’ve also been to the Aveda spa that she did her training in years ago. 69. Do you miss someone? >> No. 70. Views on premarital sex? >> I have no views on it. I really can’t fathom having an opinion on whomst other people fuck and when. 71. What is a noise that you cannot stand? >> Face sounds. Any of them. Eating, breathing, sniffling, lip-licking, eugh. Stay away. (Sometimes I can hear myself blinking and I want to rip my eyelids off. It’s bad.) 72. Do you know how to do a cartwheel? >> Yeah. 73. What is the most you are willing to spend on a pair of sunglasses? >> Not much. 74. Does your mum vacuum early in the morning while you’re asleep? >> --- 75. Do you shower naked? >> Do I look like Tobias Funke to you? 76. Does wearing glasses really make people look smart? >> That’s not my interpretation. People with glasses just look like people with glasses. 77. Are you ADD or ADHD? >> No. 78. Do your band-aids have cartoons on them? >> I FUCKING WISH. I was so mad when I needed band-aids for my feet and none of the ones in the size I needed came in cartoon print. The only ones with fun designs were little baby band-aids. I think as an adult I should be able to buy whatever the fuck kind of band-aids I want, including ones with Stitch on them. Fuck you. 79. Have you ever kissed someone you shouldn’t have? >> Probably. 80. In one word, how would you define yourself? >> I wouldn’t. 81. Tell me about a dream you had recently? >> I can’t, I can never remember them anymore. I get vague wispy impressions upon waking, and then even those disappear after a few minutes. I feel disconnected from dream!Mordred and I’m so curious at what it’s been up to. 82. Who’s the funniest drunk person you know? >> --- 83. How did you feel when you woke up? >> Fine, I guess. 84. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning? >> I don’t know, probably something related to Sparrow knocking around as she got ready for work, because that’s my first sensory memory upon awakening. 85. Name something great that happened on Friday? >> It’s Thursday, ask me on Saturday. 86. When was the last time you saw your father? >> --- 87. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now? >> No. 88. Have you ever been kissed by a person whose name starts with J? >> Yeah. 89. Do you crack your knuckles? >> Yeah. 90. What were you doing twenty minutes ago? >> Probably still this survey, since it’s so long. 91. You’re thinking about someone, aren’t you? >> No. 92. Have you held hands with anyone in the past twenty-four hours? >> No. 93. What would you do if your partner still kept pictures of their ex? >> Nothing? That doesn’t affect me. 94. What if your partner went through your cellphone? >> I wouldn’t be with someone that went through my belongings without my express permission. 95. What if your partner was flirting with another girl/boy? >> I’d be glad for her. I hope she gets whatever she’s looking for from that interaction. 96. Ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with? >> --- 97. You want someone/something? >> Not really. 98. Is there really a difference between Coke and Pepsi? >> Yeah, which is why many people have a preference. 99. Is there any emotion you’re trying to avoid right now? >> No. 100. Are there any mistakes with your recent ex you wish you could have changed? >> I’m pretty sure the entire situation in itself was a mistake, and it was changed, by us ending up having no contact with each other. 101. Has anyone ever been with you while you were throwing up? >> I mean, sure. 102. Background on your computer? >> Right now it’s a wallpaper with a scene from the movie Interstellar. (My desktop wallpaper is on a shuffle timer.) 103. Have you cried recently? >> Like, within the last week, probably. 104. Who has hurt you the most? >> I don’t know. 105. Are you happy with where you are relationship-wise now? >> Sure. 106. What language do you want to learn? >> --- 107. Your ex’s car breaks down and they ask you for a lift. Your response? >> I mean, I don’t drive, dude. Also, we live in wildly different parts of the country. This is just so many layers of implausible. 108. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? >> ---

[kaos-sverige]

The Elder Scrolls Online: Summerset - Beta First Impressions - TheHiveLeader

Published on Apr 30, 2018

The Elder Scrolls Online has a new expansion coming out soon, and it's taking us all the way back to the setting of the original Elder Scrolls game, Summerset. It's a beautiful island full of gorgeous beaches, colorful foliage, and terrifying demon monsters. What better place to send TheHiveLeader? What were his thoughts on the first beta and some of the new features? Find out now! SUBSCRIBE - http://goo.gl/vdWSw0 DONATE PATREON- http://goo.gl/OGRk2N DONATE PAYPAL - https://goo.gl/7C5fD3 TWITCH - https://goo.gl/JthVeb DISCORD - https://discord.gg/0YXwdzGUSwffhVkG TWITTER - http://goo.gl/kUfe7d FACEBOOK - http://goo.gl/D1bIs9 MERCH - https://goo.gl/tTebg9 Be part of an ever-expanding story across Tamriel and travel to the stunning home of the High Elves in the latest Chapter of ESO to save the world from destruction. BEGIN YOUR ADVENTURE – Chaos reigns over Tamriel during the Second Era. The Imperial Throne sits empty as ancient enemies band together to bring ruin to the mortal world. Take up arms and fight for Tamriel’s salvation. JOURNEY TO SUMMERSET – For the first time in history, the home of the High Elves opens its borders to foreign visitors. Travel to Summerset and unravel a dark conspiracy that threatens the world’s very existence. PLAY THE WAY YOU LIKE – Battle, craft, steal, or explore, and combine different types of equipment and abilities to create your own style of play. JOIN THE PSIJIC ORDER – Travel to the island of Artaeum, seek the aid of this mysterious group of mages, and unlock a new skill line of powerful abilities. EXPANDED CRAFTING SYSTEM – Forge potent new gear with Jewelry Crafting and bolster your power. You’ll need every advantage to succeed on your quest.

[yomielworld]

*sees your overwatch videos on the tag* is that a pro junkrat? (but really what the fuck is with those ults i never saw actual good riptires before)

LMAO nah to be honest those are pure luck %D My matches are more usually like this (video’s too big, so I’m sharin lol)

Also since the video is in Spanish, here’s a script of the lines every character says during it and the translation (the ones I could pick up;;)

Symmetra

Seré nuestro escudo: I’ll be out shield.

Torreta enemiga detectada: Enemy turret detected.

Proyectando una barrera: Projecting a barrier.

Widowmaker

(enemy ult) Mis ojos lo ven todo = My eyes see everything.

Pharah

¡Fuera! = Out!

Francotiradora avistada = Sniper spotted.

Winston

Enemigos detectados = Enemies detected

He localizado el teletransportador. ¡Destruidlo! = I located the teleporter. Destroy it!

Teletransportador enemigo destruido = Enemy teleporter destroyed.

¡En formación! = In formation!

Lúcio

(enemy) ¡No me canso de esto! = I never get tired of this!

(enemy ult) ¡El poder del sonido! = The power of sound!

D.va

(enemy) Matriz de defensa activada: Defense matrix activated.

Mei

(enemy ult) ¡Esto sí que es quedarse frío! = This sure is being left cold! (I think Mei plays with the expression “Quedarse frío”; which is a Spanish expression used for when you are stunned/speechless)

Junkrat

(laying steel trap) Ahí queda eso = There’s that.

¡Buenas, colega! = Hello, mate!

(throwing mine) ¡Esta bomba es para ti! = This bomb is for you!

(laying steel trap)  Ohoho, esto promete = Ohoho, this looks promising.

(throwing mine) ¡Perfecto! = Perfect!

(laying steel trap) Aah, ¡buen sitio! = Aah, good spot!

(throwing mine) ¡Esto te va a encantar! = You’re going to love this!

(spawning) Un par de tiritas, ¡y como nuevo! = A pair of band-aids, and good as new!

(throwing mine) Envuelto para regalo = Gift-wrapped.

Ah, gracias = Ah, thanks.

(ult status) Mi rueda explosiva está casi lista = My RIP-tire (lit. “explosive wheel”) is almost ready.

(ult) ¡Marchando terapia de choque! = Here comes shock therapy! (Get ready for a shock!)

(enemy ult) ¡Fuego a tope! = Fire all out! (Fire in the hole!)

Gracias, colega = Thanks, mate.

(trap triggered) ¡Quieto parao! = Stay still! (said in a vulgar-ish way)

¡Vale! = OK!

(enemy turret destroyed) ¡La torreta enemiga acaba de hacer “pum'’! = The enemy turret just made ’‘boom!” -laughs-

(picking up health) ¡Mucho mejor! = Much better!

¡Gracias! = Thanks!

(picking up health pack) Recauchutado = Retreaded (get it bc hE CARRIES A TIRE AAAYY)

(trap triggered) ¡Quieta ahí! = Don’t move! (Quieta is the female form, quieto the male one. it was the enemy d.va)

¡Buenas! = Good day!

Torbjorn

Torreta desplegada = Turret deployed.

Venid a por la armadura = Come get the armor.

Tengo grandes planes para ti = I have big plans for you.

¡Están atacando mi torreta! = They’re attacking my turret!

Parece un fallo en el sistema = Looks like a fail in the system

(enemy) ¡Mi torreta! = My turret!

Reinhardt

¡Agrupaos! = Group up!

¡Agrupaos aquí! = Group up here!

(ult status) Mi hablidad definitiva se está cargando = My ultimate hability is charging.

Torreta enemiga ahí delante = Enemy turret ahead.

Roadhog

Veo una ratita = I see a little mouse.

Torreta enemiga por aquí = Enemy turret here.

Torreta enemiga destruida = Enemy turret destroyed.

(After being upvoted) Así me gusta = That’s how I like it.