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[Photo ID - The first image shows official illustrations of Eulalie and Clef from Unlucky Clover that's been edited to include sparkle emojis beside each of them and a heart emoji between them. Underneath their names are their ages, pronouns, and a small paragraph about them. Both Eulalie and Clef are 23 years old and use he/him pronouns.

Eulalie is a man with short, curly, dark hair. He is wearing a black, sleeveless turtleneck and hanging black earrings. His paragraph reads, "He is a hardworking young man who's keeping a secret from his childhood friend. He does not initially get along very well with Willow but they have an odd mutual respect for one another. He has a big heart and helps when he can."

Clef is a man with fuzzy pink hair. He is wearing a large green jacket with a white shirt underneath. His paragraph reads, "He is a stubborn and dependable person who cares deeply for those around him. He can't stand to witness injustice, loves his father, and is just about ready to strangle his childhood friend. He takes care of the important things others forget."

The second image is a collage edited to include sparkle emojis in the top left and bottom right corners. The top image shows an official black-and-white illustration of Zhuzhi-lang and the bottom image is an excerpt from The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System. It reads:

(Start excerpt) After a pause, Shen Qingqiu changed his angle. "What's your name?"

The first one replied, "Six Balls."

"What does that mean?"

"When I was born, my pa held me and said I was six balls heavy."

Shen Qingqiu was speechless. (Italicized) What balls? Shot put balls or ping-pong balls?! This kind of name is absolutely meaningless. (End of italicization)

The rest of the demons then scrambled to declare their own names, each one more unbearable than the last; they seemed to take much pride in them. /end excerpt and ID]

Eulef from Unlucky Clover

Characters: Eulalie Burak x Clef Pumi

Submission: Childhood friends with a secret that puts tension in their relationship! The secrets that Eu are hiding from Clef could tear apart their friendship or make them closer than ever before. I just want them to kiss okay.

Source

Bamboo Balls / ZhuBalls from The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System (SVSSS)

Characters: Six Balls x Zhuzhi-lang

No propaganda submitted

Fic Rec: Right Person, Wrong Time by corduroyserpent

[Please be kind and respectful in the notes. Anti-Propaganda is NOT allowed.]

[corduroyserpent]

Relationship: Six Balls/Zhuzhi-lang

Rating: Gen

Tags: Canon Divergence, Humor

Word Count: 1.2k

“How many balls do you weigh?” Zhuzhi-lang blinks. He has never considered such a question before. “This one will have to defer to your judgment.” “Hm.” Six Balls cups his chin, giving Zhuzhi-lang a solid once-over. “I’d wager at least ten. Possibly more, I’m not an expert.”

Read the rest here!

[starsreverie]

Maybe if I sit perfectly still, I can catch myself a birthday bird...

[acquired-stardust]

Dragon Ball: Advanced Adventure Gamboy Advance 2004

[doomspaniels]

Fabulous Faces Friday: PLEASE THROW THE BAAAAAALL

[buffetlicious]

Was invited to my colleague’s Wedding Lunch at Conrad Centennial Singapore last Sunday. At the entrance a large stuffed teddy bear caught my attention as I proceeded up to the second floor to register my attendance. Checked which table number I am assigned to and dropped in the Ang Bao (红包) or red envelope into the collection box. A total of four tables (of 10s) were set aside for current and ex colleagues with many dressed to the nines for the occasion. After the cocktail reception outside the ballroom, we proceeded to our allocated table. As I was the first to be seated, I got to choose one facing the stage where all the activities will be happening.

In front of me is a Wedding Favour enclosed in a red and gold cardboard box. Inside are two squares of chocolate with one being orange flavour. Got a cup of Chinese tea, a glass of red wine and passionfruit drink from the wait staff.

When the time comes for the Luncheon to be served, I was wondering why they did not remove the bowl of flowers on the lazy susan which is the norm so the dishes can be placed there. Turned out the staffs just bypassed the wedding guests and brought the dishes straight to the serving station to be portioned into individual serving plates. Contradictory to the fact that the chefs spent much time on the presentation of the food; ended up the diners never even got a glimpse of it. I would love to see the medley of different appetizers arranged on the Happiness Platter but all we got was this miserable small plate of crispy shrimp ball, tea glazed smoked duck, chicken moneybag dumpling and marinated baby octopus all lumped together. Don’t they know, nowadays the camera eats first. Presentation aside, the items were actually pretty tasty.

The highlight of the lunch must be this Lobster Broth in Mini Pumpkin served in a small pumpkin bowl. The slightly starchy broth is choked full of chunky lobster meat, braised with fish maw, conpoy, bamboo pith and you get to dig out the soft and sweet pumpkin flesh.

[flannelepicurean]

HELLO, MINNEAPOLIS!

Oh my blog, bean buns. I just had THEEEEE wildest dream.

Absolutely PACKED concert stadium. Beautiful night. Fans in a mood of adoration.

RADITZ. Glorious. So much hair. Front and center, singing with his whole entire goddamn chest, I can't even describe the genre, but Big-Big Kitty Man Boyfie apparently has a voice that's like Josh Groban and Meat Loaf just Raditzissimo-ed together, and everyone went BA-NANNER-ZZZZZ. Of course.

And then he got this look of absolute feline delight and counted off a zesty, "ONE-TWO-TRUNKS-NAPPA!!!" so they could start jamming. The fuck. OOOUUUUUTTT.

Raditz on lead guitar and vocals, Kid Trunks slamming on bass, Nappa absolutely ANNIHILATING everyone on drums. I think Chi-Chi showed up on keyboards at some point. And then the genre was "Journey x Meat Loaf," because "Saiyans x Meat Loaf" seems to be a headcanon sticking point for me. It just makes cultural sense.

Also, during intermission, Goku came out and sat on the Flying Nimbus and played some chill bamboo flute jams for everybody. I guess so they could catch their breath and reorganize their minds before getting ANNIHILATED with the absolute VIGOR of the second half.

And in the "lead man lies on stage and talks to the audience for a minute" part that you get from Green Day, Raditz went full panther and looked out at the crowd and purred, "Hey, babes... Guess what? ...You're... still...

Here."

in the most adoringly threatening way. Like, a tone of, "I really want to bite you, and YES, it is sexual. But also romantic." Because it was like... referring to the fact that both he and Nappa (and by extension Vegeta) had totally come to Earth with EXTREMELY ill intentions for all the folks in front of them tonight. But something beautiful had happened that transformed all three of them, and now there's a bond of... THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE. This beautiful moment between the two Saiyans up here and the THOUSANDS of you out there in front of us, celebrating how much we love each other. We love you as much or more than you love us, humans. Humanity. Earthlings. Earth. We love you. I want to bite you, and it's both sexual and romantic. I love you so much. Chomp-chomp.

NOW LET'S ROCK!!!

And they tore the fucking house down.

And then Raditz was like, "Aw-RIIIIIIGHTTT!!! GOOD NIGHT, MINNEAPOLIS!!!"

And this morning I woke up like, "...goddamn."

[andromedasummer]

oh my god i missed the whole rt stream becaus i was. shopping

[touslittleworld]

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[earthjournalbyawildrose]

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[refillstore01]

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Web Novel Rarepair Preliminary #10

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[corduroyserpent]

the reason i have not prepared another six balls/zhuzhi-lang fic for this blessed april fools day is because I AM 100% SERIOUS ABOUT THEM #ZHUBALLSISNOTAJOKE #NOTFUNNY #BAMBOOBALLSREAL #HAREM4SIXBALLS

[starsreverie]

Lying in wait

[jsmexd]

photo dumpppp

[crest-of-gautier]

i can't tell if:

i'm actually good at predicting the future,

or if i just speak a lot of stuff that some things i say inevitably become true,

or maybe i'm just really good at pattern recognition

but how is it that:

i predicted the date for the marooners bay eggstra work correctly

i also predicted 2/4 weapons correct for marooners bay eggstra work (squiffer and s-blast) correctly

my prediction for the top 5% of the jammin salmon junction eggstra work that JUST happened was off by ONE egg (i predicted 237. it was 236)

i can peel apart media with friends like an onion

and also manifest blue shells into existence in mario kart 8 at will

and presumably other things i've said and forgotten about

anyway knowing my track record i'm going to try shoot my shot and say that bamboo's next kit will be fizzy bomb and inkjet. there is no basis for this i just really like inkjet and there should be a charger with inkjet and also i think bamboo would combo well with chip damage. PLEASE !!!!