#balls like king kong

[jrueships]

baby goat chewing intermittently noise

so pretty!!!!

[queenendless]

🍑 TIME

A/n: The twerk GIFS got to me! All credit for the GIFS involved goes to @screampied for the Gojo and Sukuna ones, @heian-era-housewife for the Shiu Kong one, @mahgyu for the Geto one, and @blkkizzat for the Toji one. THNX U ALL for the glory that is JJK TWERKING~!

🔞 MDNI CONTENT. JJK men twerking for their lives, sub!JJK men x dom!GN!reader, ass cheeks clapping, ass slapping, ass marking, ass eating, ass abuse, cum time, impromptu ass piece. Also first time writing Sukuna and Shiu so go easy on me.

©️ PLEASE DONT PLAGIRIZE, COPY, TRANSLATE, EDIT, REPOST, AND ETC TO MY FAN WORK. Rather like comment reblog share and follow cause I personally want to reach close to 1k follows on this blog by the end of the year pls n thnx.

SYPNOSIS: OH, TWERKING IN YOUR FACE, BIG ASS MISTAKE~

GOJO with his cheeky ass grin growing every passing moment you demanded he strip those skinny pants down. Boxers included. Shameless heathen. Hanging over the bed's edge as you straddle his skinny thighs. You drum those bare melons like your own personal bongos. Granted, your cheeky bastard asked for it. And those loud passionate mewls of his earned him your red hand prints on his rippling hills. Literally chewing on them peaches came right after, your nose poking out of his ass crack while your mouth sucked his asshole, having him come one too many times against the strewn sheets to both your likings. Stroking his veiny coated dong between his lower valleys made it that much more tasty to suck him off, with his cock cumming again in your very grasp.

"Ohhh, honey loves my buns~! Yes you do – AAAAAH~!"

GETO bashfully blushes, his veiny knuckles pressed hard to his mouth to muffle his grunts and moans of painful pleasure as you spanked, clawed and teethed on those supple succulent peaches quite insistently. This cult head laid on his side along the mat covered platform, clawed the sheets with his free hand as his legs spasmed with those poofy ass pants hung off his calves like pooled up velvet. The ministrations your tongue gives drives him mad. Slobbering and slithering into his hole quite deeply with skillful strokes before suckling downwards. Like his pecs, his peaches smothered your face cheeks. Teasingly nipping at his leaky balls had his dong spasm and spurt in your face. You licking his cum off your face right into his had him squirt longer and harder.

"D – Darling~! Don't ever st — stop – AAH~!"

TOJI the physically gifted super human slash sorcerer killer that he lazily splays along the couch on his ripped tum tum, his ass practically jutting out right in your burning face, browsing his phone casually. Only to literally crush it in two with his giant beefy hand. Straddling his hips, you press his form into the cushions, as you knead and massage his chiseled cheeks, digging your nails in, before sucking aggressively to the point where your lip imprints are scattered along his now reddening bruised skin. His hips buckle sporadically right into yours but with such steel restraint not to literally shoot you up into the ceiling. The couch cushions however were torn to shreds as his stream of feral profanity fills the air as does his guttural carnal shouts of fervor.

"FUCK baby~! Starving for me already huh — NGH SHIT~!"

SUKUNA the literal King of Curses would be as amused as he would be resting his head atop two folded arms along his Malevolent Shrine, letting you lay atop him while you smack his cheeks together just to hear his skin clapping. On top of biting, tugging on his skin between your teeth, and nuzzling them fine giant melons had you on Cloud 9. His other two arms would possessively gripped on your hair to tug on now and then as well as fondle and smack your own bare tussy, his mouths popping out of his palms to layer bloody bite marks on you to get even. Raunchily making out with his a-hole had his giant cheeks suffocate your face, nearly passing out in the process from the light headed state you were left in his clapping cheeks freed you just to smack his double dripping dongs in your face to shower you in cum to lick off yourself. Guess he did get excited.

"Oh human~ To think you would react to that so sinfully~ Interesting~"

SHIU the mediator of dealings between the shady and the shadiest should have known you'd be down for a show and what it would entail at the end. The burnt out cig between his lips would fall out. Strewn across his marble work desk, you lounged in his rolling desk chair as you massaged and groped his peaches to loosen up his fatigued state. Leaving deep imprints engrained into mounds blushing in thanks. Too much workload means easily becoming mush in your titilating touch. Rutting within his fist now coated in creamy thickness as it dripped down his work pants pooled around his ankles. Wiping up some cum from his fist to your fingers, wiping it along his crack, to suck it up sloppily, including right up his hole. That got him moaning out passionately.

"Mmm~! Love, please don't let up now~! So GOOD~!"

[icarusredwings]

Wade can get... cranky... if he stays up too late.

Logan: Okay, Bub, listen, go take a nap, and I'll keep look out.

Wade: Take off your clothes.

Logan: Wade!?

Wade: I got to go to bed.

Logan, confused: Wade?

Wade, half asleep:I don't want to do this. Stop it.

Logan: *tries to push him into laying on the couch*

Wade" Get your hands off me! Sick idiot.

Logan: *rolls his eyes* Such a freak.. Pull it together.

Wade, Groaning: I'm like an animal!!

Logan: Keep your voice down, Althea is sleeping.

Wade, yelling: I'm like King Kong!!

Logan: *scoffs* Unbelievable.

Wade, pulling himself together: I need to go to bed.

Logan: Good night. (Fucking finally)

Wade: *lays down in the middle of the floor* *curls up into a ball* *uses a couch cushion as a blanket* .....Go get me special pillow

Logan: 🙄😒 fine

[velvette-hussle]

Why are so many of Vivziepop’s male villains so….tantrum-y? Like, they are all so prone to throwing a big ass tantrum, and for what? The first time we meet Valentino he’s throwing one, the entirety of Vox’s part in “Stayed Gone” is the buildup and then climax of him throwing a tantrum until he breaks down/physically can’t throw a tantrum anymore, and what is “Hell’s Greatest Dad” if not Alastor throwing a mild tantrum and then Lucifer fully matching his energy? Even Adam throws a tantrum about his fucking balls right before he dies!

They’re all public tantrums too, and that’s so embarrassing for them. Honestly, why do they all have offsets of the same personality traits? They’re not monologuing (at least not well) either; not a single one of the instances I mentioned is that put together, they’re all reactionary and impulsive bursts of anger that come when the characters feel like they’re losing. Except it’s giving much less “King Kong ain’t got shit on me” (or even Deucalion’s “Gather Your Herbs” speech in S3 of Teen Wolf) and more Loki at the end of “Avengers 2012” before he got pummeled into the floor by Hulk.

The shit makes me feel like Niftty fr. Just kicking all of them in the shins while complaining about why they’re so lame.

Stella also throws tantrums but I don’t think we’re supposed to think she’s still cool after she does it so her case isn’t the same. Plus Stella’s at least got some fucking decorum because I think every tantrum she’s had happened in private with only maybe one or two other people in the room to bear witness at all.

[linpunny]

Carnal Attraction

Dessy: My bad fellow Taiju fuckers this was supposed to be out for our king's birthday back in July but I got really really sick and wasn't able to complete the fics I had planned for my husband. Perceive me, this is filthy and nasty and this explains my ship with King Kong Gorilla Taiju. Reader is dessycoded but still written as X reader.

CW: Size kink, multiple orgasms (f), creampie, thigh fucking, mentions of womb fucking, making out, tongue kissing/sucking, finger licking, rough sex, marking, biting, pet names (little one, good girl, sweet girl), praise kink, cow girl, primal dom, squrting

wc 1.3k

Pairing: Primal dom Taiju and fem!reader

reader has a kitty kat but no pronouns

Banner/mdni and lines made my the lovely @/benkeiibear

network: @enchantedforest-network

You run at full force into Taiju, jumping up at the last minute just for him to catch you hooking his arms around your waist as you wrap your legs around his waist and bury your face into his titties chest so you can listen to his heart beating, drink in his expensive cologne and the tinge of cigarettes that you always loved so much, soothe yourself with the soft sounds of his breathing.

 All the while he’s kissing praises into your hair, mumbling about how you're such a good girl ,tenderly tracing patterns on your back as he walks the both of you to his bed, his back hitting the sheets with a soft thud as you lay on his large chest dwarfed in comparison to him. Legs intertwined and hands tangled and grasping for each other in the most sensual softest way possible, leaving no space between your bodies as the panic vibrating through your body washes away to vulnerability.��

The soft grasps at each other's skin soon turn into rough desperate grabbing, clawing at each other's clothes and mapping out curves and muscles. The sweet comforting peppered kisses slowly turning  hot and fervent, lips parting for rough tongue sucking, tasting, dancing, moaning kisses that leave a burning in both of your lungs. Groans and whimpers echoing through the shared bedroom as the other leaves deep set love marks and bites on the most sensitive places-places only the two of you know of. Marks that will last for days, turning from bright red to deep purple bruises claiming each other unapologetically, for all to know that you belong to Taiju and he belongs to you.

“Tai! Fuck, fuck that  feels s’good Taiju~”

Sweet small saccharine hiccups of his name falling from your mouth as he groans into your warm skin, fangs grazing the expanse of your neck teasingly nipping and daring to break the flesh as he rocks your drenched pussy over the throbbing erection straining in his pants. Finger’s locked on the plump meat of your hip, the other hand trialing up your spine, gripping the back of your nape pulling you down into another heated open mouthed kiss. while the bruising grip on your hip starts the grinding again when you stop. pretty tears brimming your cheeks as the tight ball of desire that’s been slowly burning quickly bursts all over his pant leg as you cum completely untouched moaning into his mouth. 

“Little one, we’re not through yet. You started this and you're going to finish it.” He chuckles, pulling back a bit to admire the mess you made. The mess he made you make. Nothing turns him on more than seeing how desperate you become infront of him and his twitching dick was proof of that. Pride blooms in his chest knowing that he is the only person who will ever get to see you like this, who can make you like this- fucked out and so pathetically wet just from a few kisses and grinding. 

Sharp golden eyes narrow, tongue darting out to lick the sheen of salvia that clings to your kiss swollen lips as you pant heavily in his lap. There is no time to come down from the high as his hands move down to cup the swell of your ass as he lifts you up enough so he can unbutton his pants and pull down his boxers, rock hard cock springing free with a loud slap against your cheeks. Taiju hovers you over his swollen tip, glistening with pre, one hand fisting his length as the other kneads the cheek of your ass. 

“Wa-wait! Please, Tai…not ready. Won’t fit like this.” You plead as best as you can as he playfully thrusts his thick fat tip into your warm entrance, soft gummy walls already trying to suck him back in when his dick retreats. 

That was a lie. He knew you could. Your pussy was made for him, he had already thrusted the shape of his dick into your velvety  walls. He knew her better than you ever could. His voice was thick with fake concern, he couldn’t help but chuckle at your attempt to deny how badly you wanted him, you had already cum all over his thigh just a few minutes ago.“Hmm, Oh really? are you sure about that? You can take it, you always do. Now be a good little whore for me and make it fit.”

The wet gooey entrance of your pussy drenches his dick as he guides you down onto his girthy  length, both hands cupping the plush of your ass, forcing you to take him all in one go. He grunts, cursing out loud as he feels the familiar soft spasming of your walls struggling to take him. Taiju hisses as your pussy clings to his massive dick already so snug inside your tight little cunt, kissing the tip of your cervix. “Fuck, little one. Gunna make me cum with how tight you are. Relax f’me.” You nod obediently as he runs the pad of his thumb over your lips, parting them as he slides his pointer and index finger into your mouth, resting them flat on your tongue. “Wet it for me.” He smirks widely, a predatory gaze watching as you wrap your tongue around his large fingers, the wet muscle massaging as he rubs in tandem with your licks, his dick growing impossibly harder as you moan around his digits and slowly begin to rock your hips. 

. 

“Good girl, that's enough.” Taiju’s praise makes the walls of your pussy flutter and your heart leap as you stare down lustfully at the perfect man beneath you. the pupils in both your eye’s blown so wide that the iris’ appear black, reflecting back the same carnal attraction that neither one of you could explain with words. It was something you both felt deep in your souls, an undeniable magnetic pull that brought you together and you both knew that being apart was no longer an option. You would always be fated souls, so madly in love with one another that it bordered on unhealthy.

the sounds of skin on skin echo through the humid room as your lean back, placing your hands on his thighs for stability as you drag your hips over his pelvis, mouth lulling open so he can remove his fingers and hear the soft breathy mewls of his name as your second orgasm slowly starts to build and coil tightly in your abdomen. 

You take your bottom lip in between your teeth, breath hitching, head thrown back in pleasure as his saliva coated fingers begin to rub slow circles over your sensitive clit, the little bundle of nerves finally peaks through your clitoral hood.The soft low hum of his voice makes your whole body tingle as his cock strokes your silken walls as he shallowly thrusts up into you. the lewd gooey squelching of your pussy swallowing his dick whole growing louder and louder with each sharp upward thrust of hips, and each downward bounce. 

“Fuck.” Taiju growls animalistically as he now power thrusts into your drooling cunt, thumbing your clit harshly as he fully takes control again, disrespectfully bouncing you on his dick, angling your forward as he long strokes right into the soft spongy spot that makes you cream on his dick every single time. The way your pussy walls spasmed  tightly around his aching length made his balls tingle, abs tightening, jaw clenching signaling his release was close while you soaked him with your frothy cum. that ring around his base only growing thicker as he pounded into your messy pussy. “Milk me sweet girl, go on. I'm cumming.”  God, you were absolutely perfect, fucked out yet you still looked like a goddess as you languidly matched thrust for thrust until hot thick ropes shot straight into your willing womb, cum flooding your walls dribbling out of your pulsing hole and onto his drenched balls.

His lips captured yours in a tender kiss, tongue parting the seam of your lips as you both groaned into each other’s mouths messily coming down from the intense high together. Sex with Taiju was messy, rough and primal. Just like the way you loved each other, carnally and without shame. 

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[sirhamburrger]

couple costumes?! gen and fic-specific headcanons!

kai's halloween '24 miniseries - a halloween to remember!!

CHARACTERS: shoyo hinata, tobio kageyama, kenma kozume, tetsuro kuroo, kotaro bokuto, keiji akaashi, kiyoomi sakusa, atsumu miya, osamu miya, tooru oikawa, hajime iwaizumi x reader (separate)

general headcanons:

SHOYO HINATA: shoyo hinata and tobio kageyama lol

he's not above getting a bright orange wig, and bonus points if the height difference is very obvious. if not, then probably something classic and cute like barbie and ken.

TOBIO KAGEYAMA: literally anything you want

he has no opinion on costumes whatsoever, but he'll go along with it if he knows you love it. you'll eventually end up as some generic duo (pirates, zombies etc.).

KENMA KOZUME: doesn't dress up

when asked about his costume he introduces himself as "kodzuken, professional gamer, stocks trader and ceo of bouncing ball corp". you just wear whatever you want because he doesn't really care.

KOTARO BOKUTO: mario and princess peach

or mario and luigi, depending on what you're game for. possibly trafalgar law and bepo from one piece (you're trafalgar, he's bepo). just anything that allows him to wear something eye-catching and goofy.

ATSUMU MIYA: gru and lucy from despicable me

(the sole reason is because somewhere out there there's fanart of him and osamu as gru and dru.) however, you two decided to both go as minions and leave osamu without a costume partner. might also go for something as simple as vampires.

OSAMU MIYA: linguini and colette from ratatouille

subverted expectations as well by ditching the dru costume. if you want to be linguini, he’ll be remy.

TOORU OIKAWA (fic-specific but not really because i haven't even written it yet): any couple in any musical

hamilton and eliza. veronica and jd. lydia and beetlejuice. being the theater kid he is, he will break into song and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

fic-specific:

molto vivace tsukkiyn: refuses to match with you

he'll pick your favourite fictional character and wear a really bad costume just to spite you. you do the same (obviously). when you finally stop hating each other, you go in matching dinosaur onesies.

akrasia akaashiyn: elizabeth bennet and mr darcy from pride and prejudice!

it'd have to be something to do with classic or modern literature. whatever you eventually decide on, it's very likely that absolutely no one at the party will know who you're dressed as.

ag omiyn: plague doctor and plague victim.

enough said. anything, really, that allows him to keep a mask on.

double life kurooyn: batman and nightwing

you'll use your actual superhero costumes, scuffed and beat-up from fights with gotham's supervillains, and tell everyone you had really good replicas made.

match point iwaizumi: godzilla and king kong

he will not compromise on this, but you get to be either one.

DIRECTOR'S NOTE:

my first headcanon post yay

inspired by @/nectardaddy's halloween couple costume headcanons!

borders are by @saradika-graphics!

© sirhamburrger 2024

[theweaselandthekilt]

So... @hart-on-my-sleeve and I were in the middle of an AH-MAY-ZING 🧠 ⛈️ and came up with an idea for an Old Timey PT Barnum and Bailey WWF Circus AU🎪🤡

They should be written like little mini drabbles or one shots about circus life under the big top🤡🎪

Typical 3 ring circus layout - pre everything so there's animal acts and freak shows etc.

Here are our cast of characters so far:

- 'The Colonel/Mouth of The South'Jimmy Hart - Ring Master

- Gorilla Monsoon - Ring Leader 2nd ring

- Mean Gene - Ring Leader 3rd ring

The Freaks/Sideshows- Andre The Giant, George 'The Animal' Steele, Zeus

The Clowns - The Ultimate Warrior, Brother Love, Bobby The Brain Heenan

Strongmen - Hulk Hogan, Big John Studd, King Kong Bundy

Animal Acts - The Funk Brothers and Cowboy Bob Orton Rodeo Round Up//The Macho Man and Elizabeth White Horse Equestrian show//Jake The Snake Roberts, The Undertaker and Paul Bearer - Spooky Reptile Act//Hacksaw Jim Duggan and his Pachyderms

The Stunts - Rowdy Roddy Piper - Fire Show (Fire eating, Motorcycle in the steel ball and BIG CATS (tiger taming and ring of fire with his kilt cape)

The Junkyard Dog - Cannon Launch

Mr. Perfect and Brutus The Barber Beefcake - Knife throwing act

Trapeze performance by - Sensational Sherri and The Genius.

Scott 'Razor Ramón' Hall - Prestidigitarian

Burlesque Act - Adorable Adrian Adonis (The Bubble Show) Cyndi Lauper - juggler

Carnival Barkers and Side Show Operators- The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase/ Irwin R Schyster and Virgil

OCs

@hart-on-my-sleeve - The Aerial Fiery Red-headed acrobat - aerial silks, ring dancer, tight rope walker

@84reedsy - contortionist, magician assistant, exotic belly dancer

@theempressar - Empresario - PT EMPI 🎩🎪

There are a TON of more spots to fill!!! PLEASE REBLOG WITH MORE WRESTLERS AND THEIR CIRCUS ROLES🎉🎉🎉

I'm EAGER to see what you come up with!! They can also be parts of roles already listed!!

[painted-bees]

Okay but I feel like I need to make a post expressing just how much Margie loves Kirby. Like, she is balls deep in that Kirby lore. You bought Super Smash Brothers 64 for Pikachu or Link, she bought it for Kirby.

Kirby's Dream Land was one of the first games she ever owned. Clutching it in her little 7 year old hands, the fun characters, sunny vibes, and hyperactive soundtrack enchanted her in a manner that only Donkey Kong Country(1 & 2) could match. She'd leave her game boy on and just listen to the music on loop for hours.

She tried to follow the narrative continuity the best she could through Dream Land(1, 2, and 3), Adventure, and Crystal Shards, but only really got up to speed once she started getting access to the internet around the age of 12, and she's been lost in the poyo void sauce ever since.

Kirby is the reason she got into music, it's why she'll be moved to tears if she ever sees a King Dedede[aka: any normal peguin] live in the flesh, and it's why the dashboard of Raf's car is slowly being overtaken by the little waddle dees she has been collecting.

Because as much as she loves Kirby himself, Margie loves--LOVES--waddle dees.

Ever since Crystal Shards, something inside of her decided she just needs to adopt every waddle dee she can find. While growing up, she accumulated quite a collection and had to leave them all behind when she moved out. But now that she has her own perma place to stay, her own room, She's been rebuilding her waddle dee army.

Raf acts the unwilling victim to this waddle dee invasion of his home and car...but he is guilty of purchasing the little guys for her, on the rare occasion when he finds one in the wild. Raf is complicit in the waddle seige.

[zekeram]

Nintendo protagonists:

Mario & Luigi: Literally just some guys

Link: An unstoppable warrior bound to an eternal cycle of reincarnation, forced by an ancient curse to be reborn, fight, and die over and over again for all eternity and no version of him even knows this. Commonly wields a sword he himself forged in a lifetime eons ago, and despite having forgotten the spirit within still holds an innate connection with it. The eternal knight of the descendants of a goddess incarnate, whom he must fight with to vanquish/seal away the great king of evil over and over and over and over again, forever.

Donkey Kong: monke

Kirby: What the fuck is this thing. He's a pink ball of ultimate power that lives in happy sunshine land on a planet shaped like a cartoon star. He's strongly implied to be related to a literal chaos god in some form, and kills gods biweekly over fucking cake. He can and will beat any of your favorite characters in a fight without breaking a sweat and he is canonically a fucking child. An eternal hunger and the capability for infinite change burn everlasting behind eyes filled with childlike wonder and innocence.

Wario: stinky garlic man

Samus Aran: The only survivor of a planetary genocide taken in by the remnants of a dead empire, trained to become the ultimate warrior. Briefly enlisted in the space cops but left to be a Boba Fett. Has gone toe-to-toe, throat-to-throat with the galaxy's greatest terrors, from an eldritch mutagen to the very beast that destroyed her home to the only other successors left behind by her surrogate family: a supercomputer that watched over her in her youth and a bioweapon ripe for exploitation. The supercomputer, who controlled even the criminals that wronged her so long ago, fell not once, but twice by her hands, and the bioweapon exterminated to a single member. While the sole survivor would later perish, it would save her life postmortem from the plague it was created to stop, eventually turning her into the very thing she swore to destroy in order to save the galaxy.

Captain Olimar: literally just some guy (IN SPACE)

[monsterfuckerconfessions]

i want to fuck king kong so bad. i want him to lick me with his massive tongue and let me feel his huge slimy sharp strong teeth against my body... i wanna touch myself while lying in his palm and hump against his fingers... i want him to jerk off with me in his fist and let me do my best to kiss and lick his huge cock until he drowns me with his cum..... i want to be smothered under his massive furry balls..... i want him to smell like blood and rot and be disgusting and unclean and carry me with him everywhere.... anyone else?

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[ratsoh-writes]

It is time for the…

Weekly newsletter!!

Characters in relationships:

Honey

Salt

Sparks

Mal

Cash

Pop

Rhythm

Pluto

Jupiter

Lilac

Coffee

Pretty much all the mafias except tempest

Moose

Peaches

Alden

Cricket

Compass

Pitch

Ram

Jasper

Artemis

Lush

Rust

Special exceptions

Red/oak: are soulbonded together but if someone’s brave enough to try and seduce both of them it could happen

Current kids in play:

Leo: lush and kei

Rosie Fran Bruno: rust and Ann

Theo Berlin: butch darlin snipe

Winnie: sugar

Wisp Aimé dove Lucy: kovu

Lacey: Marcelo and the harem lol

Swing: pop E

Akira: katana sparks

Ollie: Nicky honey salt

Current issues/drama

This past week, salts been feeling kinda… funny. He isn’t sure if he’s catching a bug or not, so he’s hoping that it’ll go away on its own. It sucks though that food just tastes off right now.

With the recall of human feminine sanitary products due to recent discoveries about their dangers, demand for coven made sanitary panties and hormone balancing potions has skyrocketed. Supply doesn’t meet the demand, and the royals were convinced by protests over the issue from the human health union to sell portions of land underground to the main suppliers of the ingredients to dedicate more time to the products

A hurricane is set to hit ebotts eastern shores this week. Atlantis is being secured while seashore is being evacuated to nearby farming towns as winds pick up.

G was mugged on the way home a few days ago and fought his mugger off with magic. Unfortunately it flared up his normally dormant dimming and he’s in the hospital. It’s looking like he’ll be stuck there for a few weeks until his magic stabilizes again.

Good news:

Baby Lior is making headlines with the most recent video of him posted by one of the orphanage children. The baby is absolutely fascinated by his orphan sisters toy disco ball. Many monsters report that his curious coos have “healed their souls” and “watered their crops” and “paid their bills”.

Rancher has won best in show once more with two of his cows. Five time winner, the tank, naturally placed as third. Amazing for the dairy cows age. First place is “tank jr”, the daughter of the tank.

The underwater stone barrier from the Jurassic park to the ocean has been completed. This special structure, a passion project between titanic and founder, is a metal mesh gate enchanted to last and keep any ancient creatures in the park so that they don’t travel and decimate the wildlife outside. It’s been labelled the largest enchanted tool in ebott and nomad history.

With the recent Godzilla movies finally hitting ebott, Godzilla and King Kong have taken over ebott’s fashion with jungle print and Godzilla merch being all the rage.

[blogthebooklover]

My Theories/Takes On The Next Two Movies In The "Noa" Trilogy.

I'm mainly focusing on the current "Noa" trilogy (hopefully) for the reboot Planet of the Apes franchise. There are also some takes/theories I would like to see happen in the next two movies, or being inspired from other films. I mentioned some of these scenes on discord, and I'm including other ones as well. Keep in mind, this is all just for fun.

Noa Gets Captured a la King Kong Style

If the second movie focuses on mostly Mae's arc after the end of Kingdom, I imagine a scene similar to King Kong 2005 (didn't Owen Teague also mention this is one of his favorite movies?) Maybe Noa is trying to get Mae back for whatever reason, however, her colony sets up a trap for him and Mae tries all that she can to not see him get hurt, and this time by her human companions.

And maybe a following scene where Mae meets Noa a la Disney's Pocahontas.

2. Mae and Noa Reunion

I imagine a scene similar to Spirited Away when Mae and Noa reunite in the second (or maybe third) movie. Whether this happens before or after Noa gets captured, I'm not sure, but I digress. Plus, didn't Wes Ball mention he's also a fan of Miyazaki/Studio Ghibli movies?

3. Mae and/or Noa Gets Hurt/Saved

Okay, for this one I imagine three or four different scenes.

First: a scene similar to the ending of James Cameron's Avatar; when Neytiri saves Jake's human form in the trailer. I imagine this can work vice versa between Mae and Noa, and maybe at the end of third movie. Most likely to be closer to this version.

Second: a scene similar to the ending of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. Specifically the scene where Ben/Kylo saves Rey with the use of his force. I imagine a scene like this happening in the third movie as well.

Third: a scene similar to Peter Pan 2003. Specifically the final fight scene. Once again, more likely to happen in the third movie.

Fourth, and saved this one for the last part in this section: a scene similar to The Fox and the Hound, and yes, THAT SCENE! Once again, this could work vice versa (Mae stepping in to protect Noa, and/or Noa stepping in to protect Mae). I can imagine a scene like this happening in either the very end of the second film, or perhaps the third.

4. Noa Has a Whole Monologue Moment

SPOILER ALERT: this is from Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, and imho this is SUPERB A+++ WRITING AND ACTING from Roddy McDowall, Harry Rhodes, and screenwriter Paul Dehn (Owen Teague has to show OFF his acting abilities). I imagine a scene of Noa giving a monologue about protecting his kind, maybe at the end of the second movie.

Side Note: I also highly recommend buying the Blu Ray compilation pack of the OG franchise, it has some great behind-the-scenes features/documentaries, and I especially recommend watching the one about Conquest.

5. Noa, Anaya, Soona & Mae Find A Recording of Will Rodman

This was in my head for a while now, I mentioned this on a discord server, and this is something I can totally see happening maybe at the end of the sequel or some time in the third movie. The trio and Mae find a video recording of Will (James Franco) confessing that HE was the one that caused the Simian virus, that it was originally supposed to be a cure for dementia/Alzheimer's. While he was taking care of both his father Charles (John Lithgow) who was sick from Alzheimer's, and eventually his adoptive son Caesar (Andy Serkis) who was born with the ALZ112 in his system due to his mother being one of the test subjects for the cure; Will reveals he became determined to continue working on the medicine to help eradicate Alzheimer's altogether.

He was working on something that was supposed to help society, not destroy it and cause the downfall of humankind. And because he couldn't take it any longer of seeing his own father regressing further into his illness.

After everything that happened in Rise, to the beginnings of the Simian pandemic, and eventually Caroline's death during the full swing of the virus, he sets up his video camera system on his computer and gives his last confession before either dying of the virus himself; or perhaps (TW) taking his own life (possibly off-camera).

And after the recording is finished playing, the quartet are stunned in complete and utter shock of this revelation. Now obviously, Mae knew about the virus, however, she had absolutely no idea about its true origins until this point; or her authority figures from the bunker KNEW, but kept it as restricted knowledge for only the higher ups to access, while the rest of the surviving humans only know what they were taught from their history lessons (sound familiar?). Meanwhile, this information is once again obviously, A LOT to take in for the ape trio; especially for Noa.

I'm not entirely sure if Noa would distant himself from the others, or become standoffish, (at least according to the deleted scenes) my poor boy is going through the process of an enlightened mind. On the other hand though, I do see him becoming slightly standoffish, considering his reaction to the picture book from the vault.

Will Rodman (James Franco) is probably the only other human character I imagine returning, from the Caesar trilogy.

6. Mae's Story Arc

If Kingdom ended with both Mae and Noa, since the beginning is very heavily focused on Noa's story (to be fair, it IS the classic Hero's Journey). I think the second movie might lean in to Mae's storyline/arc just a little bit more. I do think she's going to remain an antihero/heroine, maybe sharing similarities to how Caesar (not entirely, maybe a sprinkling here and there) was in Dawn, but I don't think she'll go down the path that Koba eventually did.

I think she's still going to remain conflicted about where her loyalties lie between Noa, the grief of losing her team (possibly her entire family) from Proximus's apes, and the fate of whatever is leftover of humanity. To add to this, I also think Mae is going to have PTSD and develop some unhealthy coping mechanisms after everything that happened in Kingdom. I've seen someone on discord talk about the possibility of her becoming a double agent (again, to be fair, the context was a fanfiction AU, but I digress). I absolutely love the idea for Mae, kind of similar to how Jake Sully was in James Cameron's Avatar, before he eventually feels something more for the Na'vi and Neytiri.

While she acts as a double agent for the humans and apes, Mae begins to slowly heal from her trauma when she's with Noa and the rest of the Eagle Clan, and maybe a couple of human allies who also act as go-betweens.

And maybe when she's with the people from the bunker, she can only stay in the quarantine areas, and the only other human(s) she interacts with will probably be either a doctor or nurse (get it??? Shakespeare anybody???)

7. Noa's Story Arc

I'd like to see Noa still learning his role as a leader of his clan in the second movie, we see a bit of this during the flood in the bunker. However, he too is also conflicted about his new view of the world at large, after his alliance with Mae and the whole Proximus Caesar incident. Would he continue to learn about leadership within the confines of his village? Or would he want travel to new areas away from the Eagle Clan, to learn more about this post-apocalyptic world, and the various other ape clans; or underground human communities? Or would he be on the cusp of a dark path himself?

Personally, I have no problem with sweet and naive characters going down a dark path, however, as long as there's a new take on the trope. While it would be interesting to see how Noa's trauma from the events in Kingdom would play out in the next two movies; and maybe it could work as a reverse of Mae healing from her own trauma. However, at the same time, I really really don't want to see him become a thematically dark character.

Like Mae in the aforementioned, I think Noa might also develop PTSD after the events in Kingdom. Whether he finds his own way of healing from said trauma, or dive further into it; hence the darker path previously mentioned, it is up to the screenwriters for the next two movies where Noa's mindset will be. On the other hand though, I would like to see both Mae and Noa learn how to heal together from their traumas.

Hence, Raka's last words to them: Together Strong.

[detectivebambam]

i don't rlly think ur in the position to call anyone a pissbaby when ur crying over ppl having a different opinion to u. and as if u and ur friends haven't spent the last few days going king kong apeshit in the main tag over a single troll anon. i don't even think kevins a coward but christ is it pathetic to watch

i don't think I've cried in like 10 years so that one's debunked

i don't give a shit if people want to make their own posts about whatever the fuck they think about whoever. the problem is when you go in other people's ask boxes to provoke them and then start pissing yourself when they respond not so nicely.

you have the guts to call me pathetic when you're being a drama queen on anon. be fucking for real. you don't like me then fucking block me? what's really pathetic is having to anonymously argue with people because your life is so boring and melodramatic that you get off on arguing with strangers over fictional characters. at least i have the balls to make my own damn posts about it, when you're over here not even showing your face. fuck off

[lscholar]

A SEMI-REASONABLE 40 CHARACTER SMASH ROSTER

An exercise in indulgence and egoism, and posted as the same.

THE RULES:

1. Characters shall be semi-reasonable! Beatoriche I love you but this needs to be a roster composed of characters who could conceivably actually make it into Smash. They should be from video games, and ideally ones people care about.

2. Characters shall be gender balanced! I separated my picks into four categories: GUYS, GIRLS, and CREATURES AND CHARACTERS, TYPICALLY PLAYER, OF EITHER CARDINAL GENDER (like Pikachu or the Animal Crossing Villager). the number of GUYS shall be EQUAL TO OR LESSER THAN the number of GIRLS. I set this restriction on myself and so should you.

3. Characters shall be 40 of them! but you could tell that from the title.

GUYS

MARIO - You have to have this guy. also like it's been like 20+ years since Sunshine can we not give him something other than FLUDD?

DONKEY KONG, LUIGI, NESS, BOWSER, FOX, WARIO - You also have to have these guys. I cut Captain Falcon, as we already had Fox as a Smash original character.

LINK - Someday we will be able to put Link in the CHARACTERS OF EITHER CARDINAL GENDER list, but not yet.

KING DEDEDE - Sakurai made this so his faves get a little extra attention. I claim that same right.

SNAKE - Updated for MGSV, naturally.

SONIC (Palette Swap: SHADOW) - I really really don't care about these guys. I kind of actively hate them actually. but they deserve to be here, even if all their moves are the same (turning into a ball and the ball flies at you).

CLOUD - The iconic Final Fantasy pretty boy. Would I prefer Lightning? yeah. but this is the semi-realistic roster.

PHOENIX WRIGHT - I know, preaching to the crowd here. This guy is a tumblr darling behind only his boyfriend Miles Edgeworth. But they've put him in fighting games before! And he totally has a moveset, right? Presenting his badge as a jab, shooting OBJECTION and TAKE THAT! (HOLD IT! is a grab!), submitting paperwork and random items hoping and praying that they'll be accepted as evidence...

Barely missed the cut: Sans Undertale, Sekiro, Shulk, Solaire, Paper Mario, Sora.

GIRLS

SAMUS - You have to have this girl.

PEACH/DAISY - Ideally Daisy would get Luigified (this is the very technical term for when a Smash character starts out as a clone and then gets differentiated) as the Mario Sports Game Representation. But that probably wouldn't happen. Peach is fine. kind of

ZELDA (Breath of the Wild/Tears Of The Kingdom) - The opposite of the Smash Ultimate dynamic. Smash Lscholar Link is old-school Link; Zelda is newer Zelda. Like in Hyrule Warriors she fights using runes on her magic ipad/wii u pad/nintendo switch game console. Bombs, Ice Block, Ultrahand - and the ability to Recall all of them, sending them flying backwards along their trajectories when the attack is reinput. An evil zoner but let's be honest: she already is. Maybe she has a "take a picture" that can stun?

ISABELLE, ROSALINA - both need reworks. Isabelle in particular has the potential to be a Kirby for new players - but hitting with her is so hard that most try her for a round and play Toon Link instead.

BAYONETTA - No notes.

HORNET (Hollow Knight: Silksong) - Clear moveset, fan favorite, zero questions.

D.VA (Overwatch and, fine, Overwatch 2) - The single most popular Overwatch character by far, and a much needed female heavyweight character. Would translate pretty well to Smash as a pushy zippy tank-type.

EDELGARD VON HRESVELG (Fire Emblem: Three Houses/Three Hopes) - big smashy axe, avowed militant atheist, Vriska, Fire Emblem rep. Smash Lsclr's Ike. Slow but dangerous, with surprising range, much like Byleth; unlike Byleth she is an actual character. also her axe twirl has to be a taunt. Also she's canonically bisexual. which would make her the second bisexual smash character after Snake, and the third in my heart after Cloud Strife (Byleth isn't real).

REIMU HAKUREI (Touhou) - Iconic rep from possibly the single most important indie game series.

CHUN LI (STREET FIGHTER) - Honestly surprised they put Ryu in Smash. I feel like if you asked anybody to name a Street Fighter character Chun Li would be first?

UNDYNE (Undertale) - Fine. Susie (Deltarune) is also acceptable.

VI or JINX or SOME LEAGUE OF LEGENDS GIRL (LoL) - as with Sonic I don't care for these but they have undeniably earned their places. Arcane was better than it should have been and I really hope Mel Medarda survives into s2.

SABER (Fate/Stay Night) - It's Saber! I know this seems like a meme pick but I really do think she deserves to be here.

Barely missed the cut: Karlach or Shadowheart, The Silent, Arle Nadja, Vriska

CREATURES AND CHARACTERS, TYPICALLY PLAYER, OF EITHER CARDINAL GENDER (like Pikachu or the Animal Crossing Villager)

PIKACHU - You have to have this thing. Brand recognition on par with Santa Claus or Jesus. A creature for sure, even if its tail indicates biological gender.

KIRBY - This is technically a Guy but in practice this is a creature. also I have one less Guy than Girl so I could put him there, but I chose not to.

YOSHI/BIRDO - Put a trans woman in Smash. She's just a Yoshi reskin and that's fine.

MARTH/LUCINA - The other Fire Emblem rep. Why does Awakening get like three characters? may have to make Marth a bit less floaty to make this work but they really should consolidate these two.

POKEMON TRAINER (Charizard, Ivysaur, Squirtle) - good on nintendo for making it possible to play pokemon trainer as a guy or girl.

POKEMON TRAINER 2 (Gengar, Gardevoir, Lucario) - We have so many pokemon and here's three more. swap out one of your choice for Jigglypuff or Mewtwo or Mimikyu or Greninja or whatever, as long as your substitution isn't from Kanto. This pokemon trainer is a bit more of a tryhard, and wears darker clothing. also their pokemon are category balanced: one is a guy, one is a girl, and one is a creature.

INKLING - Kind of a creature and definitely not of either cardinal gender. these kids squids are nonbinary. A good addition to smash; may they goop and bloop for many games to come.

Wii FIT TRAINER - Mix in Wii Sports and Ring Fit and whatever else.

ANIMAL CROSSING VILLAGER/MINECRAFT STEVE AND ALEX/PACMAN AND MS PACMAN - CHARACTERS OF EITHER CARDINAL GENDER

NOAH AND MIO XENOBLADE (XENOBLADE 3) - Like Pyra and Mythra but less gross. Mio has faster short range chakram attacks and mobility; Noah has slower harder-hitting moves.

THE ASSASSIN (Assassin's Creed) - Snake represents Solid, Naked, and Venom; why can't The Assassin be Altair, Ezio, and whoever else?

Barely missed the cut: Duck Hunt, Toad/Toadette.

if you got mad at me about removing your favorite character reply and I'll tell you why I took them out. probably because I didn't care about them.

[spikedsoul]

Knowing how Donkey Kong is in the Mario Movie...

What if, possibly at a royal ball or whatever, Queenie meets the Kongs, possibly making a treaty with them or something, and DK hit on her? Or just showed off his physical prowess? Basically just him shamelessly flirting with her before his very untimely demise at Bowser's hands, or most likely, claws.

I imagine it'd go something like this:

Queen Anne and King Bowser Koopa are hosting a ball designed to show that generally speaking, the Koopa kingdom won't be as big of a threat anymore... certainly with Queen Mary's natural charisma with the others, it'll be more like sibling rivalry, nothing super serious.

At the ball, Queen Mercury gets to meet a lot of people for the first time! She's gracious about it despite not being raised for this sort of thing, and things go pretty well... at least until the Kongs make their entrance.

Needless to say the chaos picks up a little, perhaps livening up the slightly dull party, and Donkey Kong takes his chance to finally meet Queen Freddi. Pretty much everyone except her, Bowser, and DK himself know what's about to happen.

Inevitably, while Bowser is off getting his pregnant wife some snacks, DK decides it's a great time to start showing off! He starts lifting things, tossing them up and down, flexing, and finally he gets to the flirting. Queen Queen is very sweet about it all, patiently waiting for her husband to return... only to hear his heavy footsteps thundering through the ballroom.

She takes a step back just in time for Bowser to absolutely bowl DK over in a headbutt. Looks like the ball got a little entertainment! Which inevitably ends when DK is in a pile on the floor but he thinks it was worth it.

Wendy did eventually bring her mama those snacks while Bowser and DK fought.

[the-monkey-ruler]

what other stuff has become popular new fixtures in jttw adaptions?

Oh goodness that is going to be hard to pin down but from what I have seen the most popular Xiyouji adaptations have been at least

1960 Alakazam the Great - only saying this one because it is one of the first cartoon of Sun Wukong that was exposed to the West and while not hugely influential there made such an impact in Japan, leading to this version inspiring cartoon shows and even a remark movie years later. I hope that this verse keeps getting talked about and maybe a tv series about him can come around.

1961 Havoc in Heaven - this version will not die and will never die, this is the OG Wukong for so many people then and now, the defining master among Wukong's. Out of all the media, this is the most marketed and the most well-known. While not having new movies or tv shows this one is seen in commercials, shorts, toys, and designs. This Wukong's influence on things from children's clothing to even watches for thousands of dollars is mind staggering. If I would think anyone could last another 400 years with their impact of influence, it would be this Wukong, he is almost 100 since his first debut and he is still going strong. I have no doubt he will still be there in the next 40 years to celebrate his 100th birthday.

1978 Monkey (Saiyūki) - the popularity of this one wasn't in China but rather in Japan and even the dub in Europe. This is what really brought a generation of Western audiences into Xiyouji media. Went on to inspire more Japanese Saiyuki media as this was that standard with a female cast of Sanzang and a more outrageous Wukong. This one has most recently influenced the Netflix tv series Legends of the Monkey King.

1986 Dragon Ball - I feel I am kinda cheating by including Dragon Ball because it's only really the first dragon ball series that followed a similar 'journey' plot structure but it did get the franchise going and led to its future success in Dragon Ball Z. While current Dragon Ball has undoubtedly becomes its own thing with only it's main character having the same name as Sun Wukong it cannot be doubted the mass influence this media has on current culture and while no longer quite Xiyouji media, it was still started with it and should be noted.

1986 Journey to the West - this one set the standard for Wukong's live-action actors. Like sure there was plenty of life-action Wukong movies before this, so many in movies and even other tv specials but this is the most defining cast and most loyal plot following series that defined what people think when they think of Wukong, Saznag, Bajie, Wujing, and even Bailong. This was the series that didn't give Bailong a name but they were the ones that gave him the unforgettable plot of having a finance, something that has spun into SERVAL movies and even a tv series. The Wukong actor set how other Wukong actors were to play the character for years to come. So many movies use these designs in their own movies as it was so recognizable and notable. While other live-action series have come out that have tried to capture that same magic I have not seen anything nearly as nearly all-encompassing to audiences as 1986

1995 A Chinese Odyssey: Pandora's Box and A Chinese Odyssey Part Two: Cinderella - this piece in particular was revolutionary, I cannot express that enough. While it wasn't huge in Hong Kong on its debut it was near worshiped by mainland audiences about 5 years later, just through being watched through pirated VHS that grew its popularity on the early 2000s internet. It was so popular that it was given theater releases again, and even college classes over these media with how effective it was in changing Wukong's image in modern culture. He went from being an upright, stoppable hero to a man with heartache, identity issues, and being forced to being a product of the system, many things early 2000s youth related to on another level. You couldn't go anywhere not knowing "It was only when I lost her, that I felt regretful. It's the most painful ordeal in this world. If I'm given another chance I will say three words to her "I love you" If there's a need to put a time limit to this love, I hope it's ten thousand years." People who never watched the movie knew this quote. Went on to inspire the Bio of Wukong webnoval which was turned into Immortal Demon Slayer. Even argued it inspired Conquering the Demon and Demon Strikes Back.

1996 Journey to the West- one of the most controversial but beloved series with how it changes plot lines but the increased character development and character-driven narratives within the story. Dicky Cheung brought a talent that was unmatched and honesty their risks with changes in plot lines paid off greatly with how much care they put into their characters. This version was not afraid to take risks when it came to changes and performed greatly by giving the characters such deep meaningful moments and amazing humor, drama, and action. This has influenced when it comes to being a lot of people's first Xiyouji love action experience and that fun-loving hero in Wukong can be seen in other Wukong designs.

1999 Legends of the Monkey King - another generation-defining Wukong media, I find it so hard to find people that don't know him or watched him as this was and arguably still is the best animated Wukong retelling to date. The characters were lively and the actions was fierce but it gave each episode such life. At the moment there hasn't been another animated retelling that has had the same influence that this one has. At least no other tv series that I am aware of.

1999 Lotus Lantern - While not really Xiyouji retelling, this version completely rewrote Lotus Lantern media and its connection to Sun Wukong. This was the first time we see Wukong giving solo attention as a shifu to Chenxiang and before this version, you would see Chenxiang having some other teacher in live action movies or even mention of his brother and his accidental killing of a noble son. But after this movie that version has been GREATLY overshadowed with Sun Wukong being Chenxiang, leading to about three more movies and at least three tv series. with the same concept. The idea of Erlang Shen's greatest rival teaching his nephew to defeat him was so captive to audiences that it has had a stronghold of the version since.

2009 Monkey King - This one's media influence was large but more so in how it was in both merchandising and promotional material. This piece of media leads to a particular focus on Wukong in his younger years, leading to more media in the future following a concept similar. However, the largest connection this series has had is with it's spin-off series for children's education called Little Monkey King.

2015 Monkey King: Hero Is Back - another defining Sun Wukong in the animated department, not seen since 1999 with how well received and beloved this Wukong is. This was a lot of people's first movie Wukong and brought in another wave of Xiyouji fans into the series and adored. This series led to a game being created and even promises of a sequel and prequel in the works. There is a large agreement this Wukong was to inspire the Monkey King Reborn movie that came out a few years later.

And at the moment I believe that I'm going to have to stop there as these are series that I have seen prevails and while there have been great movies and shows since Imma have to wait to see which really make an impact on further media. But until then I would think that these are some of the most defining media to date that have affected other media as well!