#bakugou katsuki fake tweets

[socalledsomethingorother]

me izuku making a swan dive joke for the 15537384258th time

[writerswho]

[mystiriuminc]

Pt 1. Twitter story

[imagination-mess]

Reality Show: Pro Heroes Wives (Bakugou Katsuki Edition)

*Implied the Reader is on the heavier side. You can leave it up to your own interpretation of it. *

There is a reality show where pro heroes' wives are on television and paid to be there. It was juicy gossip and pure drama. There are two groups separated from one another. There is always shit hitting the fan.

This week's episode was Pro Hero Dynamight making headlines and fans tweeting on Twitter as the episode was aired. It was

The official account of Pro Hero Dynamight has liked fan edits of his wife with the SWING SWING SWING Audio.

#thegirlsarefighting #season2ofproheroeswives

DynaFan0123 tweeted Not Rika, the fashion designer trying to body shame [Name] during the pool challenge to only get humbled later. EMBARRASSING *Meme attached to tweet*

Earjackfan#01: [Name] left no crumbles behind.

It was clips of Pro Hero Dynamight's wife in a swimsuit swiping the floor of another Pro Hero wife, Rika. It was a battle stick challenge of trying to knock your opponent while standing on a pillar. It gets harder to not slip while wet. There are 3 rounds with a cycle of a fight.

Rika was knocked out of the pillar shamelessly and didn't even last a minute with you. It was embarrassing compared to everyone else who was doing it minimum lasted 3 minutes. You let her swing at you and fake out of falling off to only get smacked harshly to lose balance. It was the look in your eyes that were too similar grin of your husband across your face. She had no chance of winning because you didn't even give her a chance to do after the first round.

The other challenge was to feature the spiciest sauces across the nation. You were chosen for your team because of your relationship with Dynamight. The pro hero has his own restaurant being the number one spot for having the hottest, spiciest dishes that left the food critic having to buy a gallon of milk. He had also released his own line of the spiciest hottest sauces earlier this year.

Rika was again your opponent who was trying to redeem themselves after embarrassing themselves to only do it again. She challenges you to take on the spiciest sauce of wings to handle with grace. She couldn't handle it. She was dying, turning like a tomato, and coughing.

It had become a meme throughout the internet. Rika's reaction to the wings. You serve her a cup of milk with a smile, "Too spicy for you?"

You also mentioned one of Dynamight's sauces, "Crybaby is better than this." "Crybaby Sauce is better than this. It's spicy, but not spicy enough for me. I

You accidentally caused a trend to happen while making the restaurant blow up in popularity. People want to buy that certain sauce to try it themselves.

OfficalChargebolt tweeted: Rika was doomed from the beginning. [Name] is married to a man with a tongue of steel. *Attaches the classic meme of Pro Hero Dynamight's unbothered face next to Pro Hero Shoto and Deku is struggling to handle the spiciest.*

*Attaches another one of the unsatisfied faces of Pro Hero Dynamight with subtitles on, "I am disappointed." meanwhile in the background Pro Hero Deku is having a coughing fit on the ground, and Pro Hero Shoto chugging down a gallon of milk*

OfficalDynamight tweets underneath a thread of a meme, mentioning Crybaby is better the following: *attached link to crybaby sauce.* Leave me alone.

Pro Hero Deku Edition

Pro Hero Shoto Edition

Pro Hero Red Riot Edition

Pro Hero Eraserhead Edition

Pro Hero Hellfire (Touya) Edition

Pro Hero Mindjack Edition

Reality Show: Unmasked Pro Heroes

[queer-obsession]

on my bullshit again and thought abt if MHA characters (pro heroes) would hard launch or soft launch your relationship so here you go:

Izuku Midoiya: soft launch - he's definitely the type to take a relationship slow in general anyway and with his status as a pro he wouldn't want to just throw you to the wolves. His manager helps him out and after you've been together for honestly almost a year he'll carefully start stepping back from being single. If asked if he's in a relationship in an interview instead of "no" he'll say "no comment", he'll purposefully get caught buying something for you a couple times, he'll tweet a quote abt love, and eventually post a picture of him holding hands with you or hugging you where your face isn't visible, then his next interview when he gets asked if he has a partner he'll say yes and that's it, a few days later he posts a photo kissing you with your face visible and captions it with a simple heart

Katsuki Bakugou: No launch - He is a firm believer of it's nobodies fucking business so he just doesn't talk abt it. Eventually you guys would get caught by fans or paparazzi and he'd probably be like "yeah that's my partner got a fucking problem with it?" and that's it. Honestly people are to afraid to bring you up in interviews

Shoto Todoroki: Soft launch - he doesn't know the fucking difference but his manager would eventually want him to soft launch your relationship when people start to catch on so he does. He does the classics, gets caught buying flowers, posts abt love, takes a photo of a candlelit table for two, and eventually posts you two together. What the world doesn't know is that your actually the one that crafted all the soft launch posts

Kaminari Denki: Hard launch (by accident) - he can't help himself 😭 you guys probably planned on keep your relationship on the low for a bit longer but he accidentally mentions you in an interview or he posts a photo of you talking abt how cute you are and doesn't realize he did it on his main

Kirishima Eijiro: Hard launch - He can't shut up abt you. The second you guys are official EVERYONE knows. One day he just gets asked abt his relationship status and he just praises you for a minute straight and you only became his girlfriend a month ago

Mina Ashido: Soft launch - I think she would love crafting and organizing a soft launch. Taking fun teasing pictures and watching people in the comments freak out. She just finds it cute to soft launch and practical. She eventually posts a photo of you two together probably on a holiday with the cheesiest and sweetest caption. She defiantly planned everything with the idea of announcing your relationship on said holiday to

Keigo Takami (Hawks): Soft launch - He's a very high ranking hero and let's not forget that the hero commission helicopters him like a bunch of stalkers. your relationship would be a secret for a while, over a year 1/2, because of the commission. When they realize your not going anywhere and that the public is catching on they organize for his handler and PR team to soft launch the relationship. I feel like his PR team definitely built up a bachelor reputation for him so they have to soft launch to get people shipping you guys and not being as mad he's no longer single. Shit goes on for months, him getting caught buying gifts, getting caught at a fancy restaurant, his PR manger tweeting cryptic shit, organizing a fake paparazzi shoot where they "catch" him holding hands with an unknown person. Eventually he mentions being in a relationship in an interview, but he doesn't post you for another few weeks at his managers request so that people can "digest"

Hizashi Yamada (Present Mic): Hard launch - he doesn't really mention his personal life to much but his students know abt you and he mentions you on his radio show. He just casually mentions you one day and then doesn't talk abt you again for two months when he casually mentions you again

Aizawa Shouta: No launch (lowkey secret) - Another firm believer of it's no one's fucking business. There is no launch because your relationship would most likely be a secret. Never mentions you at work, is an underground hero, and a definite homebody. There was never any hope of any type of launch. Present mic is the only one that knows except maybe Midnight. Nezu knows to but he's a stalker

Rumi Usagiyama (Mirko): Hard launch - When i say hard launch i mean it. This women legit just makes out with you in public one day and that's it. The internet almost breaks because it comes out of no where for the general public. Never talks abt you because she likes the focus to be on her hero work but doesn't shy away from PDA and doesn't care if people know.

i hope someone finds this interesting 😭 reblogs appreciated ❤️ have fun down the MHA rabbit hole

[jujutsukatsuki]

✰ 𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 ✰

Attack On Titan:

My Sweet Girl || Armin Arlert x Fem! Reader || 18+

“My sweet girl.” He whispers in your ear “You look so cute with my cock buried in you.” He kisses just below your ear “Wanna stay with you like this forever, make you mine forever.” He lightly nips at your skin.

Dirty Girl || Mikasa Ackerman x Fem! Reader || 18+

“Dirty girl.” Mikasa whispers and lightly pinches your ass as her fake cock is buried deep inside you. “Gonna fuck your pretty little cunt princess. Gonna give you a better orgasm then any man has ever given you.”

Good Girl || Eren Yeager x Fem! Reader || 18+

“Good girl.” He whispers as he rubs his cock between your slick folds “You can take me right?” He whispers as he looks at your face through the mirror. You swallow and nodded “Yes daddy.”

Pretty Baby || Eren Yeager x Fem! Reader || 18+

“My pretty little baby.” He coos softly as his free hand explores your body. He snaps the band of your panties against your skin, you gasp and your eyes flutter shut. Eren chuckles before he lightly slaps your cheek.

Snow Days || Armin Arlert x Fem! Reader || 18+

His touch is soft and sensual. It makes your thighs clench together. His lips curl into a smile as his hand brushes the skin on your outer thighs. You shiver and look up at his eyes.

Jujutsu Kaisen:

Heavenly || Gojo x Fem! Reader || 18+

“That’s a good girl. That’s my sweet girl.” Gojo says with his hands on the sides of your head.

Can't Do This Again || Megumi Fushiguro x Fem! Reader

Megumi was laying down on the couch, a small gash on his stomach. She sighed as she stitched him up, thank god for the degree in nursing. She thought to herself.

Daddy Issues || Megumi Fushiguro x Fem! Reader || 18+

‘God, call me it again, fuck, princess, I need it. Need you.’ He let a small whine escape his lips. ‘Daddy’ you whispered against his lips causing his cock to twitch inside you.

My Hero Academia:

Lucky || Bakugou Katsuki x Fem! Reader

“Morning Suki.” You smile as Bakugou pulls you into his chest. Birds are tweeting outside, the sound of cars passing, all of the noises of the outside world make outstanding white noise as you bask in the presence of each other.

Months || Bakugou Katsuki x Fem! Reader

You remember how he’d take a sip from the glass, not caring about the lipstick marks you had left, he’d brush a hair behind your ear and place a soft kiss on your temple.

Slutty and Stupid || Bakugou Katsuki x Fem! Reader || 18+

Your eyes are blurry with tears from the stretch of his cock in your tight hole, tongue hanging out of your mouth.

Secretary || Bakugou Katsuki x Fem! Reader || 18+

“Oh, we aren’t done princess. Our meeting just got extended another hour. Now, be a good girl and get on your knees and clean my cock, think you can do that or are you too stupid right now? Hah?”

Goodbyes || Todoroki x Fem! Reader

“Where’s Y/n? Have you seen her?” He looks to Momo, who shakes her head. Her long black hair is down for once and swishes with the shake of her head. “She’s gone Shoto.”

Falling Apart || Bakugou Katsuki x Fem! Reader

Bakugou Katsuki wasn’t good with relationships of any kind. He was stubborn, hard headed, and wouldn’t apologize for his wrong doings. So when he managed to get you as a girlfriend? It took all of UA by surprise.

Ex-Girlfriend || Bakugou Katsuki x Fem! Reader

Camie Utsushimi. You envied everything about her. How pretty she was. How she was good at everything. How happy Bakugou looked in photos with her from homecoming, prom, graduation.

Bakugou's Kinks || Request || 18+

Bakugou's Breeding Kink || Request || 18+

Oral Fixation || Request|| Todoroki, Bakugou, Kirishima

Something About Love || Bakugou Katsuki x Fem! Reader || Slow Burn Series

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anjum’s bkdk recs 19

Ten more (complete) sfw bkdk fic recs. If you read any of these and enjoy them, lmk! And, more importantly, let the authors know with a comment! Plus, send me your recs, and maybe they’ll make the next list!

Legend

hyperlinked title by author | word count

Genre warning(s): where relevant Summary/review

💚🧡 = fave

Recs are under the cut, organized by word count, low to high.

51. Sheets by baku_bean | 2.1k

general A cute little pre-relationship fic with our boys. It’s short, sweet, and simple, but it suits them well.

52. X Marks the Spot by sobashouto (snowandfire) | 3.3k

fluff This feels like the fic that takes place just after the happy ending. And things are still happy! Bkdk have just started dating and Deku gives Baku the gift of some homemade Dynamight merch. The boys are silly and bad at this and them.

53. be loved by bonnia | 5.4k

fluff, hurt/comfort Baku has ptsd after Dabi kidnapped him in the forest training, and Deku helps him work through those struggles with physical touch. Not very angsty, yes very cute.

54. song on a policeman’s radio by ohwickedsoul | 6.6k

angst, drama warning: MCD This was an interesting mixed media fic! It’s an amalgam of article intros, tweets, and court reports. It’s a toughie, don’t miss that MCD tag (like I did, lol), but its unique style captures lots of relationships in a succinct way, and it feels very professional in terms of the court-speak, although, I’m certainly no expert!

55. What Was Missing by Randstad | 8.2k

general, fluff Bakugou gets hit with an honesty quirk, but he has some things he’s not quite ready to be honest about. Yet, being honest feels a bit better than he thought? Lovely prose and a good balance of Baku’s character. Definitely focused on him, but good moments from Deku too.

56. Not All Heroes Wear Capes by vulcanhighblood | 11k

pining, fluff Fake dating…kind of? Deku is suddenly a great subject of interest to the paparazzi and Baku intervenes in many ways and they start spending more time together. Baku is appropriately immature and selfish and selfless and Deku pushes back on and off against Baku’s behavior. It’s fluff that doesn’t just rot your teeth—there’s proper balance.

57. close but not quite by blossomshed | 13.9k

action/adventure, romance Okay, this one had extra special bonus good characterization. It had details from Katsuki that absolutely have canon basis, but that I so rarely see drawn on in fic, and I was floored. This is a classic “Deku gives Baku OFA via kissing” fic, featuring acespec!Katsuki trying to figure out what the heck kissing is about. So much explored in so little. Fantastic.

58. invincible by supercrunch | 20k

action/adventure warning: non-graphic human trafficking An interesting canon-divergence, here! The sludge villain never goes after Katsuki, so Izuku never goes to UA. And he falls into a pit of depression. With only a bit of parental nudging, Katsuki goes to help, and his idea? To start being vigilante partners together. I found it to be a compelling alternate view for them!

59. we will wait and wait in that space by roadtripwithlucifer | 22k 💚🧡

angst warning: MCD, manga spoilers ch367 Okay, only read this one if you’re ready for the real real hurt. Because know that it has an uplifting ending, it is not needless pain, but I, the robot of the bkdk fandom, cried real tears with this one. It twists the most beautiful knife and has some of the best Deku characterization to date. And such gorgeous love. It is worth the pain, but do not read in public!

60. Sink to Swim by cinnabee | 35.7k

angst warning: big torture, constant suffering for our boys. Remember what I said about the real real hurt? Yeah, that one was the big cry one, this one is the big tension, big whump one. As the warning says, this fic has very explicit, repeated torture in it, the game is basically that the boys have been teleported from UA into a torture maze that they’re trying to find their way out of. I, personally, loved the tension and the pacing, but it’s def not for everyone!

✨ Bonus! ✨

perfect by eggstasy | 2.7k

fluff No bkdk in this one, just Bakugou x 3. It’s Bakugou and his parents from when he’s born to when he develops his quirk and them just loving on him as a little baby, despite him still having some of those, hrm, lesser traits that he has as a teenager. So cute.

more recs can be found here 💚🧡

[izusun]

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[katsucutie]

pairing: bakugou x reader x todoroki genre: youtuber au!, drama, humor, fluff status: completed updates: mon, weds, fri 6pm EST summary: after completing the swipe right challenge, it was quite interesting to learn that your best friend bakugou, and the number one subscribed gamer, todoroki, were among the one hundred swiped right masterlist 

launch: intro

one: #sukiplsgetynabreakfastburrito

two: next top model

three: 800K special

four: swipe right challenge

five: two livestreams

six: youtube recs

seven: busy

eight: attitude 

nine: i ship you with

ten: friends to lovers

eleven: /srs

twelve: hang out

thirteen: mini argument

fourteen: y/ngou shippers

fifteen: break his heart

sixteen: get to know her

seventeen: insecure

eighteen: mean roommate

nineteen: ideal type

twenty: halloween time skip

twenty-one: like like

twenty-two: not the same

twenty-three: y/n i love you

twenty-four: that just happened

twenty-five: childhood photos

twenty-six: he’s broken

twenty-seven: reached the internet

twenty-eight: surprise collab

twenty-nine: haha nice

thirty: maybe fall in love

thirty-one: the in-laws

thirty-two: apartment tour

thirty-three: trending again

thirty-four: uneasy

thirty-five: text everyday

thirty-six: marry me

thirty-seven: jealousy

thirty-eight: canon

close: outro

[leosagi-real]

a story in two pictures

[likethehorrormovie]

Broke: Bakugou never makes it past Number Ten.

The public dislikes his attitude and language. He never escapes the assumptions made about him following the sports festival, and being abducted by LOV.

...His approval rating is incredibly low. Even though he is an adept hero who saves many lives. He is consistently voted the "Hero who looks most like a villain". He hates it.

Woke: The people love him because he's a precious and petty bitch.

Bakugou's approval rating is INSANELY high, and it's for the exact same reason he's consistently voted Number One in the real world.

And Bakugou is straight up fucking livid.

...Because his die hard fans rarely even call him by his hero name. Instead: he is primarily addressed as things like "gremlin man", "pomeranian", "TSUNDERE" and "my son 🥰🥰!"

There are challenges to see who can get him to acknowledge them or remember their names/ faces at events. People regularly send hand made spicy bento boxes to his PO-box. Twitter users tag him in memes making fun of him- but they also leave him notes telling him to make sure he drinks water, and that he's doing a good job. They also still consistently vote him the "hero who looks most like a villain", but it's with love.

...Older hero fans of course hate him. But try as they might: they cannot compete with the swaths of adoring stans (that Bakugou does NOT understand)- voting him high in the polls every year.

The first time Bakugou is awarded Number One (he and Deku constantly switch places in the polls)- he screams death threats all his fans (on live television- and into a microphone) for their bullshittery.

And they LOVE it.

...Bakugou gets banned from going live on day time TV that day. But he garners an even larger cult following.

Because civilian fans know his death threats are empty when directed at them. But villains are still terrified of him.

[tsuki-xoxo]

Turbulent

Overview: After being chosen to premier on the new T.V. show Turbulent, you’re prepared for the loads of fun to begin. Instead, things start to change as you and a certain hot-headed blonde try to figure out the truth behind the curtains.

Pairing: Bakugo Katsuki x Reader 

Genre: Modern AU, Crack, Humor, Mystery, Fluff

Status: COMPLETED

A/N: My first SMAU y’all!!! So exciting!!! I hope you all enjoy the tom-foolery that’s to come! :D (P.S. Uraraka’s intro was inspired by @liltodo​‘s tag #liltalks. Check them out! She kills me frfr).

Introductions: The Chosen

🎥 Episode One: The Haunting  |BONUS|

🎥 Episode Two: The Mess |BONUS|

🎥 Episode Three: The Dance Off       |BONUS|

🎥 Episode Four: The Cook Off      |BONUS|

🎥 Episode Five: The Search      |BONUS|

🎥 Episode Six: The Fall |BONUS|

🎥 Episode Seven: The Disappearance

🎥 Episode Eight: The Race

🎥 Episode Nine: Reverse, Reverse

🎥 Episode Ten Part One: The Series Finale

🎥 Episode Ten Part Two: The Series Finale

🎥 Reunion: The Truth

[dxkuuu]

Frosting - Masterlist

Pairing: Katsuki Bakugo x reader

Genre: YouTuber! Au, humor, fluff

Status: Ongoing (on hiatus for now, but hopefully I’ll be able to pick it up again soon!)

Summary: You and Bakugo are both youtubers. You’re know for your cake decorating videos, and he’s known for his cooking. So, what happens when your fans demand you collab and bake a cake together?

Taglist: open!

Chapters -

🍰 introductions - y/n’s bakers | katsuki’s chefs

🍰 chapter 1 - i just can’t

🍰 chapter 2 - dm him?

🍰 chapter 3 - coffee

🍰 chapter 4 - sero

🍰 chapter 5 -

[love-neptune]

how bout now bestie?

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Discourse going on in the sonic fandom rn

[izusun]

i was wondering who bkg reminded me of for so long omg