#bakery shenanigans

[fandomofone]

Just had a flash of a Marichat scene I want to see drawn and/or in a fic, leaving it here so I don't forget.

The scene: Marinette and Chat sneak down to the bakery late at night, like way past when a boy should be in the house, to find some tasty day old treats and Tom catches them in the act. (Actually maybe it would be hilarious if they did it more than once and Sabine already caught them at it on a different occasion?) In my head, this is post-Weredad so that should factor into reactions.

The next day, or later in the week maybe, Adrien finds himself alone with Tom, or Marinette's parents somehow, and all he can think about is trying not to die by the hand of a ginormous baker who happens to be his crush/gf's dad. Maybe he gets weird around Marinette about it? Maybe she starts to get suspicious? Maybe there's some kind of identity reveal hiding in here? Maybe one or both of Marinette's parents even already know Adrien is Chat?

Idk I'm making it up as I go along. If anyone wants to give it a crack, I'd love to see what you come up with!

Update: I made it about an hour before I cracked open a new Word document and started typing furiously. 🤷 Which is honestly probably some kind of record.

[spaceydelusions]

May I interest you in the Buried cake we did for a coworker that was leaving

Sometimes bakeries are tma coded

Shoutout to the most Elias coded cake I've ever had the pleasure of doing at work

It's a "wedding" cake

[alydra]

Played a good bakery run of PlateUp with @tygryph this evening.

452 groups?! Yeah, ezpz. Until this choice.

rest in pepperonis, my babiest restaurant. We will remember you forever, "pocket full of brownies".

[gallonwghost]

I love Bonnie’s bakery and pyun pyuns bakery guys

[jennycalendar]

How do all your OCs feel about Baldurs Gate 3?

now that’s a wonderfully meta concept bc they were initially designed to populate that world but let’s take it seriously let’s go

marigold romances gale plays a wizard does not ascend him to godhood EXCLUSIVELY because she’s kind of mad the game doesn’t have the option to let HER steal the crown from her video game boyfriend and become a goddess on her own. her myriad of very specific issues have her enchanted by jaheira. No one look too hard at any of these sentences

evie got the game for the hot vampire finds out his backstory cries so hard she throws up turns off the game immediately calls her big sister and is like can you yell at my ex boyfriend in Panera again. i really liked when you did that that was so awesome. i can’t do it but you can do it. & then marigold semi illegally tracks down lion and gets into a screaming fight with him again on evie’s behalf. evie tags along. Sisterhood <3

roslin is literally just having a fun good time :) tries to romance literally everyone at the same time and when this doesn’t work starts playing the heavily modded version where you can do that. her favorite is halsin hands down. she loves a big soft guy

norie plays an evil run because it allows her to kill literally everything and she finds video game murder really really calming. the entire time texts her sister like am i a bad person for killing the tieflings just to hook up with the drow lady? and ros is like it’s pixels. it is not that deep. do what you want.

thea is not tech savvy enough to really Get the game (old lady that she is) so she keeps on having to call her daughters in to explain things that she doesn’t listen to until they’re really just playing the game for her, at which point she leaves to go do her actual favorite digital thing (watching woodworking videos on youtube and criticizing their technique). completely misses the memo

[iindigoeyed]

fic idea: after tsurugi industries is ordered by ladybug to recall the alliances and melt them to make gabriel's statue, the general public grows suspicious of the company's motivations. what would they be hiding? why would they want to melt the alliance rings? and of course with rumors flying high surrounding the tsurugis, all eyes turn to kagami who happens to be the brand's image -- and what worse for the tsurugi clan's image than kagami, who is supposed to be dating adrien, being seen with another boy? It's perhaps lucky that Felix looks identical to adrien… so at Madame Tsurugi's not-so-kind request, and because he doesnt want to ruin kagami's reputation… just until the curiosity dies down, felix has to pretend to be adrien in public-- and all the while adrien has to sneak around without being seen with marinette because it would be equally horrible for him. fake un-dating if you will

[gothsuguru]

crying at satoru saying that nanami trusted ino more than anyone… sniffles… nanami truly did love all his mentees (yuji & ino) so much i’m gonna cry

[risingsouls]

continued from ★ || @unboundpower

" Hm, I see. I understand the feeling to an extent, " Nabooru responded with a soft laugh. " I don't know how exactly Earth school works, but our formal lessons always seemed to last far longer than they actually did when I was your age. All I wanted to do was hurry up and finish them so I could go spar with the others. "

With a hum, Nabooru glanced to the clock on the wall. " If you're finished with your homework, maybe we can go get some ice cream or something. " Even if he hadn't he still had plenty of time to tend to it. They would be back home in no time.

Crossing the room, she grabbed her purse from its hook by the door and slung it over her shoulder. " Your dad will be done at the butcher shop soon, too. We can surprise him with a visit if you want. "

[vani-ash]

What if Wuju owes the mafia money and that's how he gets his bakery open again once Raons crashes into it

[lightningbig]

origins smp will always be my gone-too-soon, you had so much to live for, I miss you every day, baby girl. like it was just so. there was so much potential. when I say I love found family stories shit like origins is what I mean. just a gaggle of people all with their own problems and nuances find themselves living in this valley together. and they make a community out of it even when they're fighting or complaining or. hatching out insane cartoony villain plots. its like yeah each of them had their own agenda going on but also they had a community house with specific accommodations for everyone to be able to hang out together. they had a shop row and a library and community gardens. they stole from each other all the time but they also had a railway and almost an airport and they lived on top of each other and in each other's pockets anyway.

[dietmimo]

Fried Chicken menace

[wardog-of-the-endless]

E5- Pt 3 of ? MarWar Shenanigans Speedrun

Daddy Chan continues to be tired. Also, Oh No, It THEY

We're dunkin' on him a little... I'll just say it, flat out.

"It's not that difficult." Right Kim? Not like having FEELINGS.

You know he did though. Also, sidebar, WUJU BAKERY WHEN. THE NEXT PRINCE WHEN? (preemptive)

'How hard is it to take care of Kinn', You're joking right?

Anyday I make Mar laugh is a good day. She's my target audience.

Smirky faces count. 💙No really though I think I'm onto something here...

Porsche's boss followed him home and he's SUFFERING gang...

Kidnapping but like... threateningly.

[gallonwghost]

I feel like she would be into ao3 for some reason

[jennycalendar]

i can talk about my ocs if i want this is a lawless land. picking songs for them to sing at karaoke night, under the cut

marigold sings pat benatar's "hit me with your best shot" because it's one of thea's favorite songs <3 and she has a lot of fun with brassy upbeat 80s vocals!! bold singin' words from a girl who CANNOT take a punch. very bouncy. tries to mime the guitar solo and forgets she's holding the mic and may have actually caused some damage to the system. thea will pay for it later it's fine

all are expecting evie to sing something weird or overtly sexual but she sings kirsty maccoll's "they don't know" very very earnestly. there is something extremely heartbreaking about how much love she sings it with, and who she's thinking of.

norie did not want to sing. is not going to sing. was pushed into singing by roslin who picked the song for her and it's kate bush's "wuthering heights," which she is really mad about because she actually does love the song, so the entire time she's just going >:( while mumble-singing into the microphone. least fun to watch UNLESS you're roslin, who thinks this is adorable.

roslin (who WOULD be a directioner in any situation where karaoke is a viable option) sings one direction's "best song ever" and then tries to transition towards performing the entire discography of one direction until norie (professional boy band hater) runs up and gets into a small fight with her trying to take the microphone away. both of them are probably pretty drunk by now so no one's winning. thea has to break it up

wrote one thing for thea but reconsidered im coming back to this one. sings bruce springsteen's "cover me" and knocks it out of the park. does not have a good singing voice but when you're a rough and tumble butch mom in your fifties you don't need one to do a lethal springsteen cover.

[thatgirlissopeculiar]

Every year for the past twelve years, since my brother randomly found it in his phone calendar, January 27th has been ‘Eat 3 Pies Day’ lmao. We have no idea where it came from, but who are we to argue?

[7seas-of-ryy]

Come Back To Me

Author’s Note: Italics are flashbacks! Grumpy x Sunshine! No shenanigans in this one! I'm sorry!

Summary: You had always been the positive one in the IC but one mission can change everything. Set during the war with Hybern!

Pairing: Azriel x Reader

Warnings: talks of torture, let me know if I need to add any others :)

"Hey, I brought you something to eat." Azriel barely whispered as he entered your room.

You looked his way but said nothing, then turned your head back to what you were looking at. The view of the city from your room was always gorgeous, but now it was just something to for you to stare at while you struggled to get through the days.

Disappointment flooded the shadowsinger when you made no move to grab the food.

It had been months of this. Months of him trying to get you back to how you used to be. It seemed you made no improvement but he still tried.

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"Azzzzzz" You called out in a sing-song voice.

"What now?" He grumbled out.

He was trying to do work, frustrated he couldn't find a solution for Rhysand. And being holed up in the library was not helping his mood.

"You have to try this! I picked it up at the bakery and it is delicious!" You told him with pure excitement, not letting his attitude alter your mood.

You never let anyone get in the way of your mood. Happiness seemed to be easy for you. Glass half full was definitely how you viewed life. Azriel envied that.

Without waiting for a reply from the male, you held up the pastry to his mouth.

"I can feed myself." He spoke and gave you a look.

Instead of replying, you put the pastry in his face again. He rolled his eyes yet took a bite of the treat.

It was the most delicious thing he had ever tasted. His eyes immediately shut and groaned. That was what you loved, seeing these small moments where he wasn’t worried about saving everyone.

You could see the frustration fade from his face, replaced by awe of how amazing the baked good was.

"You can have the rest! I'll get out of your hair so you can get back to work. Oh! I almost forgot, I also got you this coffee, let me know if you need any help!" You told him as you made your way to the exit.

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The spymaster felt useless. It seemed there was nothing he could do for you... until an idea came to him.

He got to the bakery as fast as possible and bought the same pastry that you had bought him all those years ago. He grabbed himself a coffee and made his way back to you.

After knocking on your door to let you know he was coming in, he walked over to you.

"Guess what I got you!" He said with a smile, "Its one of those pastries that you love so much!"

He held it in front of you and you didn't even look his way.

Suddenly his apetite was gone. He didn't think it was possible for his heart to hurt anymore than it currently did. He kissed the top of your head and let you be.

Without another thought, he went to find Rhys.

"Help her. I don't care what you have to do, help her right now." Az pleaded.

"You know I can't do that. She hasn't asked me to and I don't do that without consent." Rhys told him.

"This is all your fault! You should have stopped her! Forbid her from using herself as a distraction! She is a shell of herself because of you!" Az was now shouting, letting his emotions take over.

"Do you think I don't know that? Do you think I wanted to leave her there?" Rhys shouted right back.

He was hurting from all of this too, everyone in the IC was. They had saved you and yet it seemed everyone was mourning the person you once were.

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He could hear you giggling before he saw you. As he entered his room, he saw you standing with your hands behind your back and a giant grin on your face.

Az eyed you suspiciously and crossed his arms over his chest.

"What're you doing in my room?" He questioned and his voice was rougher than he wanted it to be.

"Do you remember your leathers that ripped during the last mission we were on?" You asked the male.

He nodded his head in response, waiting for you to continue.

"I fixed them!" You said, revealing the repaired leathers that had been behind your back.

"I sewed them up and reinforced the seam!" You told him with such excitement.

His eyes softened slightly and he wanted to reach out and hug you but he couldn't let himself. He wouldn't let himself get too close to you, couldn't handle the pain of another loved one getting hurt.

"Thank you," He spoke bluntly then cleared his throat, "What were you laughing at?"

"A few of your shadows and I were just thinking about how you ripped them. I can't believe your leg slipped and you did the splits!" You let out another giggle.

He tried to fight it but a small smile made it's way to his face at your joy.

"Well, thank you again." He spoke quickly before you noticed his grin.

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He looked down at his clothes as he sat next to you in your room, there were small holes and rips all over them.

Normally you repaired them without him asking. He told you that you didn't have to but you assured him you wanted to. Now, he refused to let anyone else fix his clothes.

"Mor refuses to be seen with me in public." Azriel told you with a small laugh.

"She says I look homeless with all these rips in my clothes. But I don't care, I don't trust anyone else to sew my shirts besides you." He spoke again with a smile.

You still stayed completely still, staring at the city below. You felt hollow. It didn't matter that you were still alive, you were dead as far as you were concerned. There was no way to continue life after everything that had happened.

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It was supposed to be simple, meet with Eris, gather information on Hybern and return to the Night Court. The four of you weren't expecting a trap.

As you entered the old building to meet Eris, you could sense something was off. Your suspicions were confirmed when one wrong step set off a trap. Arrows, ash wood arrows shot out from all directions. Luckily you weren't hit by any. Two hit Rhys, one in his shoulder and one in his wing. One hit Feyre in her leg. And four...four hit Azriel; two in his wings, one in his side and one in his leg.

You ran to Az to help him, seeing he had the worst wounds.

"Hey hey, you're ok. I'm going to get you home and we can heal you up, ok?" You told him, giving him a smile that didn't reach your eyes. You forced your tears away, not willing to let him think you were worried.

He loved that smile. He was dying and yet all he could think about was how much your smile meant to him.

As you were trying to break the arrows so you could pull them out of him, you noticed his face pale. And then you heard it, Hybern's soldiers.

The trap must have alerted them and they would be here any minute.

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Rhys had told Az that you drank a few sips of water and ate a tiny bit. As soon as he got the news, he was running to your room. You hadn't responded to anyone at all yet but he seemed to be filled with a new hope.

So, he sat here talking to you and couldn't keep a smile off his face.

"I heard you got some food down, I'm proud of you." He gently offered his words.

He stayed with you for the rest of the day, talking to you about any and everything. He had never spoken so much in his life.

Months passed after that with no more improvements in your condition, it seemed you would never get better. He knew he fell in love with you no matter how hard he tried to stop it, so he fought like hell to hold onto whatever hope he had.

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You dragged Az with all your strength over to Rhys and Feyre. She seemed to be doing ok despite the arrow still sticking out of her thigh. She had pulled the arrows out of Rhys but he was still very hurt.

"Are you ok to winnow?" You asked Rhys.

"I think so, but I won't be able to carry all three of you." He spoke through pained breaths.

"You don't need to. Just get Feyre and Az out of here." You commanded your High Lord.

You knew that if they stayed, you would all be dead. Rhys couldn't carry all of you in his condition, you just hoped he would listen to what you told him to do.

"What? No, how will you get out?" Azriel whispered from the ground.

"I have a plan." You told him.

"You three can't fight, you will die if you stay here. Winnow them out and get Az to a healer." You told Rhys through your mind.

He seemed to be going back and forth in his head, trying to figure out a different way. He gave you a weary look.

"There's no other way. I'll be ok, you have to go now. They're almost here." You added.

The soldiers came running in, ready to attack. You ran right at them, fighting them so they couldn’t get to the other three. You could hear Az screaming to stay as Rhys grabbed him and winnowed out.

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He had been drunk for three days straight at this point. He welcomed the numbness after all the agony he has felt. Once it was night time, he made his way to your room and sat down outside of your door to sleep, just like he did every night in case you needed him.

In the morning, Feyre passed by your door. Az was still asleep and smelled of booze.

She quietly snuck past him and went into your room.

"Hey, I'm not sure what to say or do to help you. But I wanted to let you know how hard Azriel is trying. I mean...you know that but I just want you to realize how much he loves you. How much we all love you. There's not a day that goes by that I don't think about what happened, I wish it had been me instead... but you need to know that Azriel is drowning. He is drowning without you. I have never seen him like this and I think we might lose him for good. If you don't have the strength to fight for yourself, please… fight for him." Feyre pleaded with you.

You didn't respond but what she said stuck with you. You had tried everything but it didn't matter, you couldn't find the strength to help yourself. Maybe it would be easier to find strength for the one you love.

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"We just got word. Y/N is alive and we have her location." Rhys spoke quickly.

Azriel shot up from his spot, getting his weapons ready instantly.

As soon as everyone was set, they left to rescue you. After a couple hours, they found you. You were bloody and bruised all over, chained up. Tears welled up in Azriel's eyes but he focused on saving you. He flew you home and you showed Rhys everything.

Rhys saw how you were tortured, starved, and beat every day. He saw how they questioned you about the Night Court and you never gave up anything. You were held captive for three months…he wasn’t sure how you survived.

After they saved you and found out everything you went through, Azriel helped you bathe. You never talked, just nodded or shook your head and you never looked up. He was so grateful you were safe and back with them but he sure did miss your smile.

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It was a beautiful morning, you sat watching the orange and pink sky as the city woke up. There was a knock at the door and Az walked in. He didn’t speak as he set a tray of breakfast foods and coffee down. You didn’t even look over at him but not because you were still checked out. No, this time it was because you couldn’t pull your eyes from the beauty of the sunrise.

You aren’t exactly sure why but you felt something crack inside of you, this was the first time since you were taken that you felt something positive. It was the first time you wanted to live to see these pink and orange hues again.

When Azriel looked over at you he realized there were tears rolling down your cheeks.

“Are you ok?! What’s wrong!?” He panicked, checking everywhere for threats.

“It’s beautiful.” You choked out in between sobs, pointing at the sunrise.

He let out a breath he had been holding in and visibly relaxed. He sat next to you and pulled you close. You leaned into him and he put his arm around you. Neither of you talked, just enjoyed watching the sky come to life in front of you.

He looked down at you after some time had passed and saw the faintest smile on your face. It was barely there but he saw it and that was all that mattered.

“It’s breathtaking.” Azriel stated.

You shook your head in agreement, but what you didn’t know was that he wasn’t talking about the view, he was talking about you.

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“Please please please!” You begged Azriel.

“You woke me up at 4am to watch the sunrise?!” He mumbled with a look of irritation on his face.

“You have to see it! I promise it’ll be worth it!” You continued to beg.

“Fine but I’m not going to be happy about it.” He grunted as he got out of bed, following you to the balcony.

You pulled him down next to you, the pure excitement and adoration you had for something as simple as a sunrise made the spymaster’s heart clench.

The both of you sat and watched the sunrise and you laid your head on his shoulder.

��Isn’t it so beautiful?” You asked him without taking your eyes from the sky.

“It really is.” He responded without taking his eyes from you.

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