#bake off 2022

[dietpaunchburger]

Good for him.

[convolutedcake]

If anyone who follows me is Mexican or knows a Mexican PLEASE ask them if they've ever seen a trés leches cake being stacked.

I ask for all of England.

[paraconzia]

noel trying to hold in a dirty joke on bake off lol

[psudopod]

I was gonna riot if they held anything against Syabira for her corn tres leches. You told her she couldn't get the flavor in there, she did, she invented a new flavor of cake for you. Just because you are picky *Paul,* doesn't mean it doesn't work.

🤜🌶️🧓

[unrestrainedbalderdash]

On Bake Off Syabira was wearing purple disposable glove things and Noel said "You look like a Batman villain" so yea my special interest just got mentioned and now I kinda wanna draw the villains doing Bake Off

[ninjathrowingstork]

I'm absolutely losing it at s'mores being the technical challenge.

"digestive biscuits"

"chocolate ganache"

Calling marshmallows "like an Italian meringue"

Listen. Literally no one makes any part of s'mores from scratch. You use graham crackers, or the knockoff store brand and bits of sand or campfire in the s'more are part of the flavor. The most technique they take is not having the whole thing melt off the skewer before you can get it onto the chocolate and between crackers.

Paul is too bougie and no one knows US camp food to do these right.

(FYI they're supposed to be a mess and the guy who melted the chocolate had it right)

[mr-ladystardust]

If Paul Hollywood ever gave me a handshake I'd break his wrist <3

[salted-caramel-tea]

k i was keeping quiet but i am going off now . sandro is fuckinf amazing and you guys are cunts. i love janusz so much i adore him he’s such a talented amn with a huge heart and hes super funny but being sad about his elimination does NOT give you grounds to spew the most disgusting bullshit about sandro . i hate paul hollywood so much but the decision might have been down to considering performances last week as well which would’ve put Janusz below Sandro and it’s not fair to target sandro with bullying harassment and even racist fucking comments because of a decision that was completely out of his hands . get the fuck out of here janusz would not tolerate you talking about another baker like that

[dynamoe]

"Haw haw haw! That Great British Baking Show don't know how to make tacos good!"

Meanwhile in America...

Betty Crocker Sunrise Tacos

[darkshuubi]

those 2 gay men need to be protected at all cost

[muppetebbtide]

YAAAS COME ON PHOEBE YOU ARE SICK... AND YOU'RE MARRIED...

[thaiteaprincess]

It’s Monday and I’m still not over Janusz going home

[luminarai]

‘This is a classic bake, I definitely expect all the bakers to do well with it’ prue says like she didn’t just hand the amateur bakers this absolutely unhinged recipe

this is just the ‘draw the rest of the owl’ meme but for baking what the actual fuck prudence

[delilah-briarwood]

Paul just an idea; If everyone’s bakes are underproved then maybe you didn’t give them enough time

[yellowraincoat]

It is getting to the point where I’m like… the GBBO knows it can repeat challenges right? Having the contestants make “10 perfect croissants” for a technical the second time in 12 seasons isn’t going to kill anyone or cheapen the experience.

I literally don’t care if the challenge isn’t “original” as long as it

1) is baking and not COOKING OVER A STOVE TOP

2) remains true to WHAT THE FUCKING DISH IS

“Tres leches shouldn’t ooze” “a s’more is Italian meringue with ganache” “todays BAKING challenge is making a taco//pancake”— no. Get fucking real. Make a blueberry muffin. Have the theme be bread and have them make fucking bread the brief is so fucking simple I can’t—

[z-tomaz]

'mexican week', aka a whole week of paul telling people to put spice in things and then complaining they're too spicy