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been really into art history and poetry as of late, specifically that existential shit, and god. the relationship between an artist that died 10 years ago and the historian archiving and analyzing their work cannot be overstated.
#something something the existentialism of researching dead people's art#and wondering if anyone will do the same for you#do people look at my art the same way? when i post personal works do they see the dried blood in the crinkles of the battered canvas#do they see the tear splashes like water color in the paint#do they take it in their hands and hold it in their soul#do they see a piece of themselves in my work?#it is a blessing to create#not to be understood but so others can understand themselves#baffle gabbing#baffle ted talks
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robby is getting to that place where i can’t keep up plausible deniability abt his sexuality and be canon compliant but idc i’m toiling in those mines to make that man homosexual all night long
#all of his canon relationships r great and interesting but i don’t do fandom to mess with them#had a baffling number of typos in this post btw i think i fixed them all#ted talks#the pitt
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Dealer's Choice Ask - share one or more fact headcanon or similar about a character that you want to share but no one's asked the question for!
i often see people talk about xigbar [of course im talking about xigbar] like he's a bitter misanthrope, someone who's angry all the time and doesn't like people, and i've never really understood that. obviously there are times in the series when he gets angry, and he says mean things when he is angry, but the vast majority of the time he delivers all his lines with the same unshakeable smug grin.
i realized, though, that im pretty sure people think he's an angry misanthrope because hes an asshole. and folks don't really consider that people can be assholes without personally disliking the people they're assholes to!
like...larxene, for example, [who to be 100% clear i love and support,] strikes me as someone who's an asshole because she personally dislikes everyone around her and is constantly irritated because of it. she treats roxas like shit because she's offended to be burdened with babysitting duty. she's hotheaded, snaps at people, insults them.
even so—she's horribly mean to sora in CoM, and i dont get the vibe at all that she personally dislikes him. i think shes mean to him because, she can be? because she has no heart, no conscience to tell her to treat him any differently, and because she gets personal enjoyment out of being mean to him.
i think thats similar to why xigbar is an asshole. xigbar doesn't hate the people he teases and prods and provokes and says wacky mysterious shit to. in my mind, xigbar's been alive a really long time, seen a lot of shit, is pretty jaded, doesn't really care whether people like him or not. in most situations, he holds all the information and has the upper hand, and enjoys lording that over people and watching them squirm. it's less about his personal feelings towards individuals and more about getting to feel in control and above other people.
he ribs roxas a lot in Days, but thats really what it reads to me as: ribbing. teasing, poking fun. xigbar doesnt dislike roxas—in fact i think he likes roxas (whether or not he actually cares for or wants what's best for roxas is a different discussion)—xigbar's just. a dick! he's mean not in a hateful angry way, but in an over-familiar way, like your second-least-favorite uncle who's never forgotten that time you tripped and fell flat on your face when you were six. [fuck you, uncle mark.] [salem blake may or may not have an uncle mark.]
being over-familiar, reveling in knowing more than everyone else, wanting to feel like he's in control and above others—to me, all of that maps perfectly onto someone who has seen a lot of death and lost a lot of people, all in pursuit of a goal he doesn't entirely understand, and who is no longer willing to try connecting sincerely with people. or no longer capable of it.
#this train of thought partially inspired by one time i saw someone say that xigbar ''had problems with'' xion#which utterly baffled me. like there is Zero textual support for the idea that xigbar had any personal dislike for xion.#did he fail her. yes. should he have treated her differently. yes. did he deserve to get his ass beat by her. probably yeah.#but if anything i think he liked her even more than he liked roxas.#and i think there's textual evidence that he and xion could have been *friends*.#havent made a post about that because it really is based on super granular details that dont have a lot of attention brought to them#so id have to cushion it with a lot of ''this is my real red string conspiracy board please take all of this with a grain of salt''#but. thats another post!#thank you very much for the ask and for coming to my ted talk!#kh#asks#xigbar scholarship tag#xigbar
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BIG DAY FOR THE PEOPLE WHO THEORIZED MORRO WOULD COME BACK EVER SINCE DRS1
#YOU GUYS TURNED OUT TO BE RIGHT I'M. ACTUALLY BAFFLED#levi's saves#not ninjago#ninjago leaks#levi's ted talks#ninjago spoilers
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imagine one of the color gang is excited about earrings before finding out that they're allergic to the metal and can't wear em :( fun introduction to the concept of Being Allergic To Things...
^ brought to you by my mom being allergic to most earrings
I WAS THINKING ABT THAT WHEN SOMEONE MENTIONED CLAIRES IN THE TAGS. because a lot of people are allergic to shittily-plated earrings. i think the metal most people are allergic to is nickel?
anyway i think it'd be most ironic for Yellow to have a metal allergy i think. poor Yellow just wants fun earrings :(
#tommy's foolery#alan has to explain what allergies are and the entire CG is just. baffled#also blue with pollen allergies. thanks for coming to my ted talk#human sticks au#tommy's stickmen tag#tommy's aus
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#finding out hannah has complete control over rebeccas sl for s4 has me at least calm for rebecca in S4#everything else could still go to sh*t with those two idiots in charge on their own though and no i don't think we're getting t/r still#i know better now not to trust any male writers who hide behind the shows positivity to make them look good#just as long as our girl isn't stuck with boat guy#but im baffled though...cause if ted is coming back he better just stay back in bring his kid with him#why am i talking about the stupid football show again
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Eddie Diaz get behind me, I'll defend your honor 🛡⚔️
#the amount of people demonizing him rn is baffling to me#if you don't understand his character just say that#literally a theme of the episode is that grief is often times irrational and manifests as displaced aggression#we already know that when Eddie is upset he goes for the jugular with his words#not that he's right for doing that but it's consistent characterization and very human#and doesn't mean he's evil or a bad friend. Don't piss me off#also Buck literally fractured Eddie's ankle last season in a fit of jealousy and we never got an on-screen apology for that#so I don't want to see anyone even START with the 'one sided toxic behavior ' bs. they are crazygirl4crazygirl#thank you for coming to my ted talk#Whoo sorry I needed to get that out lmao#911 spoilers#911
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ohhh this is sick wdym my new jeno fic doesnt want to appear in tags but anything else i post will 😭😭😭
#˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ lua's ted talk#im genuinely baffled and disheartened at the same time#i cant even fix it cause idk what's causing it#its ok im fine gwaenchana...
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I was watching hbomberguy's new video and during the part talking about angryvideogamenerd and monster madness, he mentioned he used to watch the show when he was hungover during college. which as someone who is currently in college absolutely floored me.
I've heard stuff like "when I was in college this was popular" all the time but for some reason this particularly struck me and I'm not sure why. I was just immediately sent into a spiral of "I'm in college now! I want to make videos like this! Oh my god, will I be referencing things I watch now like this in the future? In a decade, when I am 28, will I be talking about how I watched dnd podcasts and minecraft streamers? Will I still be watching those shows then, will they still exist? Did people in college a decade ago have this same feeling? One day today will be the past. I am so young I am so old I am constantly changing."
And maybe this is me being dramatic but I got the same emotions from hearing hbomberguy say that as I do as an artist seeing old cave paintings. This isnt me making some snide joke "oh haha guy old" this is me trying to say I felt like despite everything being different, things are also the same. I use my computer to write research papers now, scholars used scrolls. I doodle on my homework, Onfim did too in the 13th century. But to have this feeling, the original work doesn't need to be from hundreds or thousands of years ago.
Hearing someone talk about their college experience so closely paralleling mine IS the same effect. Maybe he watched different shows, maybe media was so vastly different and I was barely even conscious as a living thing, but we do the same. College students then are echos of college students now, we are all just sleep deprived nerds listening to our little videos on our little devices and I think thats kind of beautiful.
I wonder if in the future, a college student my age now will find this post and feel the same. If so, hello!! Remember to turn in your final exam and drink water!! I'm going to go work on my research paper :-]
#baffle gabbing#baffle ted talks#sorry for getting a little introspective on main it WILL happen again.
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really obsessed w the mind of this person in the dropout comments section who claims that not only is brennan For Sure in a poly relationship w erika, they can't watch content with them and izzy bc they feel sympathetic pain for izzy after being in poly relationships before realizing they're actually mono. genuinely WHAT is going on with this person. at first i thought it was parasocial truthing of like the. positive-reaction shipping kind but no apparently they fucking hate the idea of them being poly and also cannot be convinced that this Isn't the case
#i have never been more baffled by someone talking abt dropout dynamics in my life#it's also like. izzy and brennan very well might be poly idfk man but like. we Don't know. bc they Haven't Said Anything#can i also say i'm sort of immune to the brennan dom dm video for reasons that r possibly more incriminating. doesn't affect me at all tho#which is miraculous considering i am a man who is very attracted to brennan lee mulligan#^ it is in this comment section that's why this is relevant#ted talks#brennan lee mulligan
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an eclectic group of wardens trying to figure out why they arent being swayed by the calling all the other wardens are getting and figuring out they were all joined either with the substitute archdemon blood from soldiers peak or by this one specific guy who apparently may not even be a warden. and then once anders meets up with them he hears this and gets visibly five times more exhausted and then he opens his mouth to finally start laying out the surana deep lore he has pieced together and well, its good news and bad news.
#also baffling news revelatory news and terrifying news.#tldr up at soldiers peak avernus has what he and surana says is zazikels heart. its in a complicated apparatus that keeps blood pumping#through it. by using draconic blood they can make substitute/postmortem(?) archdemon blood. this would have been fine if zazikel was#inactive the way the rest of the past archdemons are (aside from urthemiel whose soul went into kieran). instead surana is Connected to it#in a way that he has never coherently explained but which he has seemingly-contradictingly claimed is not entirely unlike the situations of#kieran and the magisters sidereal and the sentinels of mythals temple. functionally this amounts to him being the acting#leader of zazikels horde (which they partially comprise) as a semi-separate thing from the general darkspawn horde. fun fact the real#actual canonical term for this is 'omega'. surana has been taking psychic damage from this term since before the veil went up.#none of this is even getting into the really crazy parts yet. anyway yeah bad news we are technically a darkspawn horde good news our boss#isnt interested in obliterating our personhoods beneath his call. but we are still sort of instruments of his will and if any of you here#have not met this guy let me assure you this is going to be a bumpy ride bc on his best days the guy has a death-grip on what few hinges#he can scrape together. but if you want to get paid for all this tell him that and he will definitely try. okay ted talk over'
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Ok hear me out. I know Gojo is pretty popular in-fandom, but... Geto was canonically more popular with the girls, so why do I see so many people writing him as an insecure guy?
I love me some cocky Geto, manipulative Geto, charming Geto who knows how to make you fall for him oh so easily!!! Just more Suguru Geto
Pleaseandthankyou
#thank you for coming to my ted talk#no hate#but it does baffle me#where did this come from#????#if you wanna write that go right ahead#not everything is about me#jjk#geto#suguru#jujutsu
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this fic project I’m working on for an upcoming shipweek is close to 20k and I’m just
blown away I can write this much about relationships
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actually wild how Not junityy this pfp is but we ball regardless

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We all know Tony Stark is smart, and enjoys solving problems.
We also know that he lives showing off how smart he is.
I’m conclusion, I like to think that Tony runs a secret Minecraft YouTube channel where he is well known for revolutionizing redstone basically every update.
People keep commenting more and more impossible things for him to try and make and he always figures it out, baffling the Minecraft community.
The Minecraft devs hate him
Peters a fan of his channel but doesn’t know it’s him
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
#spiderman#peter parker#irondad and spiderson#avengers incorrect scenarios#irondad fanfiction#avengers incorrect quotes#avengers family#minecraft#minecraft redstone
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i really didn’t want to get into “shifting politics” but you guys are making me crash out. this may be controversial, but oh well…
all i need to say is that some shifters are WAYYY too open minded. i don’t care if there are infinite possibilities/realities you still need to have some morals…
not that my opinions are going to matter to some, but you guys accepting race changing like it’s nothing is BAFFLING. obviously i can’t stop people, but as a person of color, i take offense and the underlining reason i see a lot of people race changing is for “aesthetics” which is just disgusting. and i lowkey see it as racist 🤷🏾♀️
that’s just MY personal opinion, clearly i can’t stop y’all. however, you guys who partake in race changing also fight people who clearly state they don’t like it or those who don’t want people like that to interact with them. what happened to respecting people’s opinions???
i also just recently saw something along the lines of having your brother as an s/o in another reality isn’t wrong??? ARE YOU GUYS LOSING IT?? the post was saying something about how you don’t have the same kind of attachment to them or whatever the fuck. i can’t even begin with this. it’s disgusting, a form of INCEST, and if you see nothing wrong with that gtfo.
with an opinion like that it just makes it clear to me that these people haven’t even minishifted yet, let alone fully spent time in a DR and it discourages me even more. saying something as outlandish as scripting a person as a brother in one reality and then an s/o in another… this is one of the reasons people see shifting as a joke and at this point i can’t blame them.
yes there are infinite realities, yes you can script whatever you want, but that DOESN’T mean you should. let’s please use common sense.
we’re straying so far from REALITY we are shifting realities. this isn’t going to be a dream land. this is a real place, with real people, and real feelings.
if you read all of this, ty for listening to my ted talk <3
#vee yaps#shifting#shifting realities#reality shifting#desired reality#marvel shifting#law of assumption#desired realities#reality shift#shifting community#shiftblr#shifting blog#black shifters#shifting s/o#anti shifters dni#manifestation#manifest
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