#badriana

[diazsdimples]

Buck is going to throw up. Probably. The panic attack is barely being kept in place as he flings himself from the driver’s seat of the jeep and races up the stairs of the Diaz house.

“Maddie!” he yells, kicking his shoes to the side and throwing off his jacket. Usually he’d knock but today, it’s an emergency. His brain isn’t working, not even considering the fact that he might be waking up his 3-month-old nephew as he powers through the house calling his sister’s name. “Maddie, are you home?”

“In here!” his sister’s voice echoes down the hall, originating from the kitchen. He finds her making lunch, the baby strapped to her chest in a muslin wrap, like a little joey in his mother’s pouch.

God, she’s glowing like this. She’d had a rough start, postpartum depression rearing its head in the first few weeks, but she’s seeing a therapist, and Eddie’s managed to negotiate some time off work. She still has bad days, but on the whole, she seems happier. Lighter.

Her brow furrows as she takes in his dishevelled appearance, and her hand comes up to cup the back of the baby’s head.

“Evan? What’s going on?”

Buck does a quick scan of their surroundings – they seem to be alone in the kitchen at least, but he needs to know if they’re alone in the house. He can’t do this if there’s a chance someone will walk in and interrupt.

“I-Is Eddie home?”

“No, he’s out getting Benjamin some new diapers. Why?”

“Good, I just – you can’t tell him what I’m about to tell you. You promise?”

Maddie’s brow furrows and she rounds the kitchen island, taking Buck’s arm and leading him into the lounge. She unwraps Benjamin and carefully places him in his bassinet before turning and giving Buck her full attention.

“Are you in trouble?”

God, isn’t that the question?

“No! I mean, yes? Maybe? Probably. Eddie’s going to kill me, at least.” Buck scrubs a rough hand over his face, hoping the slight sting will clear his head a little.

“I feel like a bit of context wouldn’t go amiss here,” Maddie comments with a raised eyebrow, her arms crossed across her chest. She looks decidedly unimpressed, and honestly, Buck can’t blame her. He’d be a bit annoyed if she burst into his house, announced something was wrong, and then proceeded to be extremely cryptic about it all.

“Adriana’s pregnant,” he blurts out before his courage wanes, and holy fuck, it’s one thing to know and a whole other thing to admit out loud.

Maddie’s expression pulls into one of confusion, and Buck can practically see the cogs turning in her head as she tries to connect the dots.

“Adriana’s…. pregnant?” she repeats slowly, and he nods. He feels like he’s swallowed a ball of lead, and there’s sweat trickling down between his shoulder blades, prickling his skin. “And what does that, uh, what does that have to do with you?”

Right. This part, admittedly, will be worse to reveal. This is where the disowning and being thrown bodily from the home of his sister and his best friend will come in. Buck is regretting a lot of choices right about now.

“A-Adriana and I, we’ve – uh – we’ve been, um, sleeping together, kind of.”

Maddie’s eyebrows disappear into her hairline, and Buck slouches a little further into the couch, making himself small.

“Kind of?” Maddie echoes, incredulous. “How do you ‘kind of’ sleep with someone. Did you trip and fall into her vagina?”

“Jesus, okay it’s not kind of, we are sleeping together. And now she’s pregnant and – fucking hell Maddie, I’m so screwed. I’ve fucked up.”

His sister looks less than impressed, and that makes Buck’s stomach roil. He feels sick, so so sick that he doesn’t know what to do with it.

“And I presume that’s why you don’t want me to tell Eddie this?”

“He’ll kill me, Mads! Please, you can’t tell him. He doesn’t even know that –”

“That you fucked his sister?” Maddie cuts in.

“Hey, don’t say it like that!” Buck says, affronted. “He fucked my sister too, by the way. First!”

“He’s my husband! That’s different!”

“He wasn’t when you started!”

Maddie holds up her hands in surrender, glancing nervously at Benjamin as he stirs in his crib. His little face screws up and he lets out a tiny whine that burrows deep into Buck’s chest, igniting a dormant protective instinct that only flares up when he’s around helpless creatures.

“Give me a second.” Maddie crosses the room and lifts her son into her arms, pressing a kiss to the soft hair on his head. He squirms in her arms, shifting and stretching before eventually settling back down. With a fond smile, Maddie makes her way back to the couch and holds the baby out for Buck to take, which he willingly does.

[hippolotamus]

Me: I don’t think I can write tonight.

@diazsdimples : Anyways what do you reckon Badriana are up to rn?

Two hours later - a collaboration

Where’d all this smut come from?

[997]

thoughts on badriana cuntgrande’s eternal sunshine?

my reception to it was: very mid

[calciopics]

Conmebol Copa América Femenina 2022 - Brazil 4-0 Argentina

Centenario Stadium - Colombia Group B

Adriana 28′ Bia Zaneratto 36′ Adriana 57′ Debinha 87′

[diazsdimples]

UHHH I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT BUDDIE DATING EACH OTHERS SISTERS?!!?!?!?!?

Well good news, I have plenty of Lore!

Not only are Eddie and Maddie dating, they're married!!! Eddie was a little hesitant to propose, considering their shared history with marriage and he didn't want to push or move too fast, and it wasn't until Buck came over and was like "dude, just do it. Maddie won't stop moaning about how she's given you a million hints" that he finally grows a pair and does it.

Buck and Adriana meet at the wedding and promptly start a messy friends with benefits situation that involves a lot of sneaking around lest either of their siblings find out, and a whole truckload of denial regarding feelings from both parties. Buck almost breaks and tells Eddie when Eddie comes round one day with the baby while Adriana is over, and Buck has to hurriedly shove her under his bed in the loft. And then Eddie will. not. leave. He gives Buck the baby and then settles down on the couch and starts talking about pretty much anything and everything, all the while his sister is upstairs, naked, and trying very hard not to sneeze because Buck never vacuums under his bed.

And then Adri gets pregnant and they can't keep it secret anymore and shit get real

[diazsdimples]

Here to force the Maddie/Eddie Badriana agenda on people 😘

Allow me to elaborate a little on Badriana's meeting for you, my love.

Adriana sees Buck first. She's on one side of the room, being suffocated by her mother and father and trying so hard to be the good daughter she isn't, and she spots Buck, looking equally like he'd rather lick rust than sit next to his parents. Maddie and Eddie are loved up and talking amongst themselves, so neither Buck nor Adri have someone to save them. So Adri takes matters into her own hands, picks up her plate and squeezes into the empty spot between Buck and Phillip (RIP Margaret, you're gonna have to sit next to the Diazes).

They chat, they eat, and they form an easy rapport. Buck asks Adri to dance after Maddie and Eddie have their first dance and she accepts, which after about 30 seconds of dancing and a couple of minutes of grinding on each other turns into making out in a dark spot where neither their siblings or parents can find them. One things leads to another, as it so often does, and Adriana invites Buck back to her hotel room. For a whole second Buck is like "no, I'm not that man anymore, I don't disrespect women," but Adri licks up his neck and is like "Buck. I'm asking to be disrespected. Please, come with me."

And the rest is history!! They exchange numbers, become very good "friends" and fuck at least once a week.

[diazsdimples]

Oh Hai 🥰 I’m (very anonymously) thinking about Badriana. Buck thought she was hot before? Pregnancy is *working* for her. He adores every single inch of her. The way she glows, every curve, every little stretch mark and he makes sure she knows it. Especially when she’s controlling the pace, bouncing on his cock. He thinks she’s so fucking gorgeous he might just die. And holy fuck what a way to go.

And on the days when she’s feeling less than 100%? He’s right there with ginger tea and a calf massage. He makes sure she’s putting her feet up and eating enough and keeping her vitamins down. One of their favorite things to do together is order in a buffet of different foods (pizza, Chinese, Mexican), watch trashy TV and pretend they aren’t into each other as more than FwB who happen to be planning for their child.

HELLO!!!! Thank you very anonymous anon for sending this!!

God Buck would be so captivated by pregnant Adriana. Her libido would ramp the fuck up which would be so delightful for him. She'd jump him just about any second she got, and he'd be so fucking into it. He loves how her breasts are a bit fuller, how she's got a bit extra around her hips - so perfect for him to hold onto as he rides her. He loves to run his hands over the swell of her belly. Imagine how thrilled he is when he finds out about perineal massage

Oh man yeah his softer side definitely comes out to play. He treats her so well, because sure that's the mother of his baby, but that's also one of his best friends, right? And it's his best friend's sister. Of course he's going to treat her well, he'd do the same for any of his friends. His most favourite thing to do is to lie with his head very close to her belly and talk to their baby, and pretend to not get emotional when he feels a tiny flutter (or massive thump) beneath his hand

[diazsdimples]

Does anyone want to hear about my Maddie/Eddie and Buck/Adriana AU or is this something I need to keep to myself hsjdjfjdh

[diazsdimples]

there should be more eddiemaddie in the world for sure

Wholeheartedly agree. They're such a fun ship! Like just think of how hilarious it could have been for Eddie to have fallen for his best friend's sister, and then poor Buck having to listen to Maddie waxing poetic about his best friend's hair and his big brown eyes and how he's "such a good dad, Evan!" He'd be so fed up ksjhfsd.And then they start dating, which turns into them being engaged, which turns into Buck being so over his sister and best friend being so gross and affectionate that of course he's going to fuck Eddie's sister about it.

And then just Eddie and Maddie together in general, god the power of their big sad brown eyes would be enough to fuel a city for years. They could be so complicated and so fun

[diazsdimples]

Happy Premier Day, my love!! On your side of the world the weather is getting cooler soon. What do you reckon Buck, Adri and little M (don’t wanna spoil their name if you aren’t ready) like to get up to this time of year? Do they like the weather or not really? I’m sure Buck is ready to dive into his hoodie collection the second a breeze blows. 💞🦛 @circledwithaheart

HELLO I'M SO SORRY FOR BEING ALMOST A WEEK LATE!!!!

The weather is getting cooler! Buck is in his hoodies and sweatpants already because he saw A Leaf turn orange and that's his sign. Adri has not stopped lamenting about how fucking freezing it's getting, but she's stubborn as a mule and will continue to wear shorts and t shirt until winter has officially started.

Mirabel (I'm so fine with baby girl's name being out there) is so happy that her daddy is wearing comfy clothes because he is now her favourite person to snuggle. He's the softest, most fluffiest daddy ever and she must be held by him at all times! She's so excited for autumn too because all the leaves turn pretty colours and they fall onto the ground, where she can stomp on them and laugh at the crunchy noises they make! Tio Eddie gets her a pair of bright red rain boots that she adores, and Buck and Adri take her over to Eddie and Maddie's place, where Buck and Eddie make a massive leaf pile out the back and take turns throwing Mirabel and Benjamin into.

Adri is okay with the weather as long as she's in front of a fire and has access to hot cocoa. She's very insistent that her baby girl doesn't get cold, and rugs her up with a puffa jacket and so many scarfs that the poor kid can barely see over top of them, until Buck tells her to settle down.

[hippolotamus]

Hello I'd like to very anonymously ask you to tell me anything you like about Teddie (WW2 edition), Badriana, or BEST™️ and the twins 😁 you may ofc ramble about all 3 of these should you wish k loveyoubye

Hello Very Anonymous! If I may, I’d love to ramble about some Teddie Lore. Please meet *drumroll please* Cora Kinard (nee Gallo)

I picture her looking like these two smashed together. Born on August 28, 1920, she’s the 5th of 7 children, and the only daughter.

Tommy met her at a holiday mixer Sal and Gina forced him to go to invited him to in December 1945 when they were tired of seeing him mope. He and Cora were married the following June 22.

Cora keeps Tommy on his toes. She’s girly and feminine, life of the party, but will also use that to her advantage. She can drink a lot of Men™️ under the table (and not just with a rosè or fruity little cocktail) and will probably beat you at arm wrestling too.

Tommy adores her and honestly wishes he could share his secret with her. He thinks she’d make a great confidant if they weren’t y’know a legitimate married couple. But she keeps him smiling nonetheless and is an excellent mother to their three two children.

This answer took up a lot of space but I could be persuaded to talk about Badriana and BEST™️ in a different ask…

send an anon ask

np tagging some who might be interested in the Lore @diazsdimples @buddiekinard @midsummersmorn @travellingdragon @slightlyobsessedwitheverything 🫶

[diazsdimples]

I shan't apologize, those two are fucking NARSTEY

Me: I don’t think I can write tonight.

@diazsdimples : Anyways what do you reckon Badriana are up to rn?

Two hours later - a collaboration

Where’d all this smut come from?