#badmovies

[andriuss8-blog]

NO HUBO PELICULA EN BA SING SE

[terribletoonietuesday]

Let's play a little game and no I will not tell you if you're right or wrong. See I've watched a lot of "bad" movies lately and I don't want to review them. So instead I watch you to guess and list which of these so called "bad" movies Tickled me, Disappointed me or I just plain didn't like. See how well you get into my head. Remember comedy is hard, bmovies are for life

[your-final-answer]

Please do not reveal the utterly shocking nature of this seemingly harmless 60s nudie cutie. Let future audiences stand aghast at the harrowing dread that awaits within. Also, I crack some jokes.

Watch on YT: https://youtu.be/H85Drqy1yjE

[stevhengevius]

My song “Spectre” set to clips from some classic B-Movie Horror movies like Troll 2, Frankenhooker, etc.

[sssm68]

Monumentalmente estúpida… y es un éxito en Netflix

[thespoonlagoon]

One thing I miss about living in the city is getting into conversation with friends new and old and realising they hadn't seen "The Room" before then dropping everything to have an impromptu The Room screening. Like some sort of Tommy Wiseau missionary.

Those already indoctrinated in this legendary "bad movie", you already know.

But! Did you know I laser up these awesome The Room inspired breakfast boards? Perfect for your eggs and toast combo and also doubles as a great little thing to have on display in your kitchen.

Link to buy (you're my favourite customer) (bonus random quote coaster with every order)

So anyway how's your eggs life?...

[eric-sadahire]

Cocaine Bear looks great, but I would also watch a movie about a goat who eats an indica gummy and just sits there.

[noonecanhearyouscreen]

The Bad Movie Rules

Watching Bad Movies has become a thing we do on purpose now. In this age of media saturation, watching a bad movie has become more than something that can wreck your day. Now we can seek out horrible things to watch and argue about what's the worst! Isn't living in the future great kids? That arguing about what's worst though, therein lies the problem. Just by ratings the worst 5 movies on IMDB are:

Disaster Movie- The terrible parody version of films like Armageddon.

Manos the Hands of Fate- which…we will come back to. 

Birdemic: Shock and Terror- You may have heard of this one, but the main complaint I hear is  the "effects are terrible" of course they are, have you seen this thing? I'd be more surprised if they were great.

Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2- A barely put together children’s comedy that isn’t even intended for the people that hate it.

The Hottie and the Nottie- Not even an incompetent movie so much as a misogynistic romantic comedy about a guy falling for the “hot” girl’s “ugly” best friend. Most of the complaints are that this stars Paris Hilton, and if you think she’s the worst actor ever…oh you sweet, summer child.

In my mind only one of these even has a chance at being the worst movie ever, because four of these things barely qualify as movies. If you want to enjoy a bad movie with your friends, none of these are going to be enjoyable. So I’ve come up with a list of guidelines that will lead you to the kind of hubris induced failure that is worth your time.

1- It must have had a theatrical release

If a movie didn't get a theatrical release, that means that the people behind it didn't think it was worth advertising the film.  They basically decided they would rather wait till people watch it accidentally via streaming (or home video in the good old days). If they don't care about it, there's probably nothing worth seeing.

However, if a bad movie has had a theatrical release it means that someone believed in this movie enough to buy advertising, print posters, send it to theaters and charge people for the pleasure of seeing it once. And that is beautiful. This includes major releases on streaming platforms that are advertised like theatrical releases. 

2- No Blatant Cash Grabs

Similarly blatant cash grabs don't count because no one really cared about this movie in the first place, not one person was actually attempting to create something. These movies were not filmed, they were manufactured. Complaining that these movies are bad is like complaining that spray can cheese is bad. What are you really expecting?

Cash Grabs Include:

Sequels: Sequels are predisposed to being awful because generally they aren't planned and a filmmaker is offered huge sums of money to make one even though they only really had one good idea. See also prequels. Can you blame George Lucas for making Episode I? It was free money, and he'd already used up his good ideas. Ditto whatever Star Wars sequel you don’t like: studios only make sequels because they know the public will watch them, so whose fault is it really?

Fool Your Grandmother movies: Anything by Asylum counts under this heading as it is all they do. Asylum never really expects anyone to watch Transmorphers. They just expect to make enough money to get by on people's grandmothers buying the wrong movie at Christmas, or someone pressing play because they “just saw an ad for that movie.”

Parodies and "Genre Comedies": These are really the same as above but they're basically just making the same movies expect filled with unfunny jokes and ultra low budgets. Basically only Mel Brooks ever knew how to do a parody right anyway. Speaking of-

3- No Comedies. 

Drama- Quality= Comedy

Comedy- Quality= Misery

You don't really want to listen to someone tell bad jokes for two hours do you?

4- It has to have the best chance possible.

This is by no means an endorsement of  the American movie studio system. 

Just as a movie can be excellent because its makers made the most out of their small budget and limited effects, to be truly bad a movie has to squander every possible advantage it has. It's no fair calling something bad if it was made by a college student in Russia for $10. If someone makes a good movie with that it would be an achievement, if you make a bad movie with that it's expected.

This also applies to movies that are made for a niche audience: Christian movies, Sci-fi channel movies, Lifetime movies, etc. It's not fair to call a Christian movie the worst thing ever when that studio only accepts scripts from Christian filmmakers about Christian themes. They aren't playing with the same deck.

5- Someone Had to try.

This is the key to having a great bad movie experience. Just one person, who believed in the movie enough to give it their best shot. Whether it's a classically trained actor who's acting their heart out of a terrible script; a set designer who has amazing potential; or a brilliant director desperately trying to salvage horrible performances. All of these things can show you a glimmer of hope in an utterly terrible movie.

I ask you, dear reader, to keep these rules in mind as you follow me down the dark and unholy rabbit hole we’ll call Bad Movies with Brad. Sometimes we’ll adhere to these rules heavily, sometimes I’ll break one to show you a glorious exception to the rule. Sometimes I’ll show you the brutal aftermath of exposing these films to human test subjects, or as I call them, my friends. And maybe someday I’ll have a whole vault of these films that I can show Hollywood whenever they decide to remake them.

[nowhere-podcast]

The 2023 WHY!? Commentary has been recorded and it took 9 year, but we have final entered #TheRoom.. Stay Tuned. #moviecommentary #badmovies #podcasts #youretearingmeapartlisa #nowherecalifornia https://www.instagram.com/p/CqeycklOW72/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[everythingisterrible]

girl's fun!

(EIT Classic by Ghoul Skool)

[ogerpwned]

You woundlt last a second

in the asylum where they raised me

[stuartdmt]

This is my response to "Skinamarink," the viral "horror" movie that many folk are talking about. I've seen it and it is slow, boring, pretentious, and kind of insulting. And the original is an 1 hr 43 min long. Mine has the same kind of shots, dialogue, and a slightly better storyline - if you can call it that - and it clocks in at just under 14 minutes. If you've seen Skinamarink, you'll get the parody. If you haven't seen it, then "Stinamarkink" will work just as well and will save you lots of time. Please, enjoy. And Don't lose your keys.

[your-final-answer]

It's 2 months of Halloween at the ol' Theatre, and while the movies remain the same crap, the snark has a slight over-all pumpkin flavor to it. Enjoy!

[fierydiscourse]

It's time for the eighieth episode of Fiery Discourse: the only podcast on the internet dedicated to discussing dragonesses, female dinosaurs and other similar saurians and ranking them via the patent pending official Dragoness Scale. In this episode, we discuss the 1997 B-movie Future War! This episode will answer these burning questions: Was a famous author in this movie? Does this film have the worst church set ever? And will the dinosaurs in this movie get the lowest score ever? All this and more will be answered on this episode! Join Ludmillanon, Angron, The Shark, Mathmachine, Jordan, Luckyeevee and our special guest Python as we discuss Future War!

[sssm68]