#badge buddies

[jdorian]

BUDDIE + suits + bonus

[hijinxinprogress]

The JL keeps trying to stop Captain Marvel from talking to the media (and it’s not working)

The jl held a meeting about marvel’s conduct with cops bc he got a little too excited and suplexed a cop completely fucking forgetting he’s a 7ft buff ass man (the video goes viral for months) and the press is having a fucking field day with this bc ‘Captain Marvel Hates The Government!’ ‘Justice League Member, Captain Marvel, Shows His True Colors…?’ ‘Fawcett Superhero Attacks Civilian!’ ‘Captain Marvel Sends Police Officer to ICU!’ ‘Philadelphia Hero Puts Public Servant In Coma’ and shit like that is on the front page of every newspaper, magazine, and tabloid for the next eight months at least

so they’re like ‘hey you gotta say something! The people think you hate the us government esp the police!’ and he’s just sitting there confused before he says very slowly and clearly ‘But I do…I fucking despise them’

Barry and Hal are fucking losing it bc this is the guy that says ‘darn!’ in the heat of battle and has said on multiple occasions ‘Well, that’s not very nice, now is it?’ to opponents that destroy worlds for fun

like this guy still tries very hard not to make faces at the broccoli on his plate in front of the jl (and fails)

this guy hears a yj member or even the very adult titans cussing and going on the longest rant bc ‘I’ve not heard such foul language in all my years-!’ and what’s this ‘‘I’m an adult’ nonsense?? I’m older than Ravens grandfather 🤨 When you get to be my age-’

they’re all so pissed when they hear him cussing like a sailor playing video games on cyborgs phone the next day and he’s playing fucking temple run at that

[fredmundo]

mr. haunts the narrative and visitor badge are not even playing in the same sport

[prongs1311]

unfortunately i will never stop talking about 8x05, specifically the hospital scene where buck actively moved away towards eddie and tried to cover up when his boyfriend walked into the room.

i will never stop talking about the significance of tommy’s visitor badge and eddies lack of one, and how it symbolises that eddie is a permanent fixture in buck’s life, and tommy is not.

i will also never stop talking about the boils scene in buck’s kitchen, and the way he looked at eddie when his long term boyfriend is RIGHT NEXT TO HIM.

[dogmanincorrectquotes]

And now, your last incorrect quote, courtesy of yours truly. Enjoy!

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*fighting over a "best protagonist" trophy*

Dog Man: I'm the main character! My name's literally the title!

Petey: I don't see you with an elaborate backstory! GIVE IT!

Li'l Petey, arriving with 80-HD: Guys, there's no need to fight! Papa, give it to me! I know just what to do with it!

Petey, deadpan: Cut it in half?

Li'l Petey: No.

Dog Man: Have 80-HD duplicate it?

Li'l Petey, giggling: Nope!

Petey: *looks at Dog Man*

Dog Man: *looks at Petey, shrugs*

Petey: Okay kid, here. *hands him the trophy*

Li'l Petey: Thanks! Bye!

*he stuffs it into 80-HD, then sits inside with it*

80-HD: *waves goodbye, then blasts off*

Petey:

Dog Man:

Petey: Well, that was a dramatic exit.

Dog Man: I'll say.

[snobgoblin]

Finn, I'm sorry, but I need all three boop badges. I'm gonna have to beat you to death

OW

[christakisbang]

having thousands of dollars' worth of equipment and still running your pictures through remini before you post is insane. do these fansites zoom in at all to see how it fucks up all their features. do the thousands of people retweeting. hello ? hello hello ?

[sometinysludge]

he has me in a death grip, send help.

[newchainssameshackles]

I passed my board exam and can officially add RDMS to my name 🤪 someone tell me they're proud of me 🥺 I worked so hard for this, it's weird to actually accomplish something worthwhile LOL

[jacketpotatoo]

happy birthday ash!!!! 🎉🩷

hope you have a wonderful day and new year of your life full of love and time to do the things that make you bring you joy!!! 🥰

tysm flo 🥲🧡

[hotsinglefunginearyou]

My new phone arrives today

[cowardlychimera]

hiii updated pinned post more last night and today !! added my username on yno and pictogram on the endless forest so if anyone ever sees me on either they can say hi :3

[sam1994sblog]

[ares-xix]

twitter is literally in it's death throes bleeding stock value and whatever else and here's every other website trying to be just like them. clown shit if you ask me

[itwoodbeprefect]

inspired by my own 9-1-1 / bad buddy post, here's a bad buddy / starsky & hutch sequel about cutting ties with your past, polluting the ocean, throwing small shiny rectangular objects, etc. 🌊

[gaminghardwareingames]

Nintendo Badge Arcade - part 2

yes I checked the official art to see if you could tell if they're new 3DSs or not - they are