#badass!peter

[j4y-k4y]

💥 rockstar baby

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason Todd + Fighting While Tied Up

Rebirth Red Hood and the Outlaws vol 3

The Joker: The Man Who Stopped Laughing vol 2

[fluffylord]

TWELFTH DOCTOR S10 E07 | THE PYRAMID AT THE END OF THE WORLD

[we-r-loonies]

"the marauders would be a punk band! a rock band!"

they would be one direction. they wouldn't take anything seriously. sirius and james would make up dances and perform in sync. they'd stop shows to make fun of fans. they'd call someone's mum on stage. peter would tip water on everyone.

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #133

Morgan Stark discovers the joke format, "__, __, and __ walk into a bar..." 

She doesn't quite get the concept, but she enjoys it. And, like most children, when she enjoys something she becomes absolutely obsessed with it.

Morgan: A spider, the spider's aunt, and a grumpy walk into the house!

Happy: Morgan that's not how that works

Peter: I dunno, you do seem more like a Grumpy than a Happy :)

---

Morgan: A princess, her bestest brother ever, and their cyborg chef walk into the kitchen.

Tony: You can just say you want pancakes, Mo.

Peter, tearing up: That's Princess Mo to you.

---

Bonus:

It becomes an inside joke that the whole family uses. 

Tony when Peter cuts off his coffee supply: (gasp) A genius, his robot minions, and a hater walk into the lab.

Peter, not even missing a beat: A genius, his son, and his robot children who agree with the son walk out of the lab and in to their beds.

Tony, so completely endeared every time Peter calls himself his son he can barely protest: I- I- now wait just a second...

---

Teen Morgan, upon finding her brother and MJ making out on the couch: Eughh! An intern, the goddess way out of his league, and the amount of space reserved for Jesus between them walk out of the shared living space.

[lessnowon]

my favorite thing about the guardians of the galaxy is how they are all, every single one of them, stupid. there's no character that has to be reasonable and smart 100% of the time, they all get their dumbass moments. they are each of them a moron (and more than that, they are also each so many other things at the same time)

[snapeysister]

That one time when Olivia Benson almost spat into ADA Stone's face was openly uncooperative in court with a prosecutor and it SHOWED:

(SVU S19 E24 "Remember me too" Transcript with additions)

ADA Stone: Then what happened?

Benson: Officer Montero and I were handcuffed, but unhurt.

Stone: What about Jorge Diaz?

Benson: *nasty look**shrug* What about him?

Stone: *lol* Please describe his physical condition.

Benson: *deadpan* He was alive.

Stone: *exasperated af* Can you be more specific?

Benson: *lol* I'm not a doctor.

Stone: *you had it coming b* Permission to treat this witness as hostile!

Benson: *wtf* *yousonofabitch*

[hellboy-enthusiast]

I need more people to be in love with Yondu. I appreciate all the age gap fics, but we need the fics where Yondu and Y/N are a badass old couple :(( GIVE ME MY SASSY WIFE Y/N

[charbroiledchicken]

i am a badass on the street in my leather jacket and sunglasses with a cigarette in my mouth. i pull the cigarette out - its a strawberry flavoured chupa chup. the sunglasses are diffraction glasses. every streetlight looks like a heart. i am a child.

[bruciemilf]

Peter B got "Here's a tip; Don't watch the eyes. Watch the hands" from his Felicia Hardy 100%

[theopolis]

Unpopular take ig but TSSM Harry was not in fact a terrible person? Lol? Unlike the audience he has no idea why Peter keeps neglecting him, if anything it would be strange if that didn't affect their relationship. He is also a deeply insecure 16 year old, so having a phase where he selfishly places too much value on popularity is like. Par for the course. That's shit you'd find in any high school centric story. That's shit every other person has done irl at that age. The only actually heinous thing he's done was emotionally manipulating Gwen in that one scene at the end of S2 and that was literally part of the setup for his pending villain arc so uh. Moral decline was kind of the entire point there. People are pressed but he was serving the kind of complexity that originally made the supporting cast so memorable in the comics

[thiziri]

Her Royal Hotness Princess Anne, the Princess Royal, in her role as Gold-Stick-in-Waiting at the Coronation of her brother, King Charles III, on 06 May 2023 🔥

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason kicking ass while literally tied up

[thranduilswifesblog]

It tickled my ears when I heard someone says Thranduil is not powerful enough, or he become the elvenking just because his father, Oropher is the 1st.

Did people read the apendix?? According to the apendix Sauron fought the last battles of the third age on several fronts, and the day of the battle of the Pellinor, he also sent orcs armies into Mirkwood and attack Thranduil's kingdom.

Thranduil' army is a badass, and utterly defeated the army of Sauron. Sauron always though Thranduil was enough of is threat that his kingdom was single out for destruction and Thranduil with the silvan elves proved him right.

In movie canon he also defeated the great serpents of the north. And unfortunately cause a permanent scars on his face. And he powerful enough to made out alive and put a charm on his face for a thousands year.

And don't forget he and his father is the survivor from doriath, and he also survive from the battle of the last alliance. Even his father and Gil Galad, the strongest king of the high elves died in that battle.

And he also can feel the present of Bilbo with the one ring. He's not talking with Tauriel, he's talking straight to Bilbo's face. That means he can feel the one ring.

He might be less wise and less powerful than Elrond, despite for being older than him. But he is not a weak elf, he even can protect his kingdom with his own charm and source without the rings of power.

SO FOR PEOPLE WHO SAY HE IS WEAK...

PISS OFF ......

Daughter! @legoriel-fan it''s time to defend your adar

[petesbunnycustom]

I know Pete was surviving off of bread and water

[watmalik]

They scared me

I’LL GIVE THEM THAT