#badass!peter

[j4y-k4y]

💥 rockstar baby

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason Todd + Fighting While Tied Up

Rebirth Red Hood and the Outlaws vol 3

The Joker: The Man Who Stopped Laughing vol 2

[stonnedparrott]

Euphemia Potter the woman you are

[fluffylord]

TWELFTH DOCTOR S10 E07 | THE PYRAMID AT THE END OF THE WORLD

[we-r-loonies]

"the marauders would be a punk band! a rock band!"

they would be one direction. they wouldn't take anything seriously. sirius and james would make up dances and perform in sync. they'd stop shows to make fun of fans. they'd call someone's mum on stage. peter would tip water on everyone.

[vertigoartgore]

Charles Vess's Spider-Man poster (1992). Based on the cover of Web of Spider-Man Vol.1 #1 (1985). Source

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #133

Morgan Stark discovers the joke format, "__, __, and __ walk into a bar..." 

She doesn't quite get the concept, but she enjoys it. And, like most children, when she enjoys something she becomes absolutely obsessed with it.

Morgan: A spider, the spider's aunt, and a grumpy walk into the house!

Happy: Morgan that's not how that works

Peter: I dunno, you do seem more like a Grumpy than a Happy :)

---

Morgan: A princess, her bestest brother ever, and their cyborg chef walk into the kitchen.

Tony: You can just say you want pancakes, Mo.

Peter, tearing up: That's Princess Mo to you.

---

Bonus:

It becomes an inside joke that the whole family uses. 

Tony when Peter cuts off his coffee supply: (gasp) A genius, his robot minions, and a hater walk into the lab.

Peter, not even missing a beat: A genius, his son, and his robot children who agree with the son walk out of the lab and in to their beds.

Tony, so completely endeared every time Peter calls himself his son he can barely protest: I- I- now wait just a second...

---

Teen Morgan, upon finding her brother and MJ making out on the couch: Eughh! An intern, the goddess way out of his league, and the amount of space reserved for Jesus between them walk out of the shared living space.

[logansgaar]

"they left him to die" thing annoys me so much with the Civil War final scenes, even 10 years later, because it's just another fanon thing that's become ingrained as false canon. People act like Tony was unconscious and bleeding out on the ground, but he wasn't.

Tony was conscious, lucid, he had some superficial cuts (head wounds, however minor, are notorious for bleeding heavily, there's no sign of these injuries on Tony's face in the car with Peter later, I checked). Two days AFTER his confrontation with Steve and Bucky, according to the Marvel wiki's VERY meticulous timeline, he was dropping Peter off back home. Even the black eye he has isn't even from the Siberia fight, he had that before he even set foot in the airport. Also, is Tony a genius and one of the smartest characters in the MCU or is he a helpless poor baby?? Make up your minds, because the facility he was left in still had power (there's lights on, the cryo chambers function, the screen plays the footage of the crash; there's also some form of heating, you can't see their breath and it's frozen outside with no sign of the same inside, so he wouldn't have frozen either). He's Tony goddamn Stark, he can easily divert power from it to his suit to make a quick call to be picked up, and that's only if T'Challa hadn't been there, which he was.

Powering down the suit was their last ditch attempt to stop Tony from killing Bucky, it is CANON that Tony wanted to kill Bucky and would've had the suit not been powered down. It in no way left Tony somewhere he was going to freeze and die, helpless without his arc reactor.

You know who wasn't lucid? Who was actually barely conscious and had suffered catastrophic injury? Bucky. Who just had his arm torn off again. The arm that is canonically connected to his nervous system, the scene with the plums illustrates this but it was also confirmed by the directors that Bucky can feel the arm. Steve has to carry Bucky out. We've seen how tough Bucky can be, super soldiers in general, so it'd take a lot to put him in that state. When we see them in Wakanda, Bucky is in a medical facility with abrasions on his face and still getting treatment, even on a drip after the fight, while by then Tony's chilling in a car with Happy and Peter cracking jokes.

I don't know I'm just a bit tired of the way Tony's babied (Bucky is too, don't get me wrong, but specifically the Siberia fight? Yikes, he was in a bad way and Tony was physically fine, emotionally not so much) while also acting as if he's the most capable badass in existence. Tony is an extremely formidable and dangerous man and has killed a lot of people, directly he has shot them right in the face. He wasn't helpless during the fight, he was the instigator and he was driven by very valid, passionate motivations that skewed his judgement, as they would anyone tbh. The only person who walked away from Siberia with injuries even close to life threatening was Bucky, the only person who's life was in any danger at all during the entire encounter was Bucky (and possibly Steve too if Zemo had his way).

[lessnowon]

my favorite thing about the guardians of the galaxy is how they are all, every single one of them, stupid. there's no character that has to be reasonable and smart 100% of the time, they all get their dumbass moments. they are each of them a moron (and more than that, they are also each so many other things at the same time)

[snapeysister]

That one time when Olivia Benson almost spat into ADA Stone's face was openly uncooperative in court with a prosecutor and it SHOWED:

(SVU S19 E24 "Remember me too" Transcript with additions)

ADA Stone: Then what happened?

Benson: Officer Montero and I were handcuffed, but unhurt.

Stone: What about Jorge Diaz?

Benson: *nasty look**shrug* What about him?

Stone: *lol* Please describe his physical condition.

Benson: *deadpan* He was alive.

Stone: *exasperated af* Can you be more specific?

Benson: *lol* I'm not a doctor.

Stone: *you had it coming b* Permission to treat this witness as hostile!

Benson: *wtf* *yousonofabitch*

[hellboy-enthusiast]

I need more people to be in love with Yondu. I appreciate all the age gap fics, but we need the fics where Yondu and Y/N are a badass old couple :(( GIVE ME MY SASSY WIFE Y/N

[charbroiledchicken]

i am a badass on the street in my leather jacket and sunglasses with a cigarette in my mouth. i pull the cigarette out - its a strawberry flavoured chupa chup. the sunglasses are diffraction glasses. every streetlight looks like a heart. i am a child.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason kicking ass while literally tied up

[bruciemilf]

Peter B got "Here's a tip; Don't watch the eyes. Watch the hands" from his Felicia Hardy 100%

[theopolis]

Unpopular take ig but TSSM Harry was not in fact a terrible person? Lol? Unlike the audience he has no idea why Peter keeps neglecting him, if anything it would be strange if that didn't affect their relationship. He is also a deeply insecure 16 year old, so having a phase where he selfishly places too much value on popularity is like. Par for the course. That's shit you'd find in any high school centric story. That's shit every other person has done irl at that age. The only actually heinous thing he's done was emotionally manipulating Gwen in that one scene at the end of S2 and that was literally part of the setup for his pending villain arc so uh. Moral decline was kind of the entire point there. People are pressed but he was serving the kind of complexity that originally made the supporting cast so memorable in the comics

[thiziri]

Her Royal Hotness Princess Anne, the Princess Royal, in her role as Gold-Stick-in-Waiting at the Coronation of her brother, King Charles III, on 06 May 2023 🔥