#bad ii idea

[snailfen]

caseheart and knifeclaw go kill that dictator from twolegplace (cobs) or you're FIRED

[phonification]

bickelheads stream my love by modern baseball . Please . PLEAAASWEEEEEEE

[sugarbcnes]

NSFW 18+

“come here.”

tears of embarrassment spill from your eyes. all you wanted to do was hang out with your girlfriend and now you’re standing here naked in front of her and her roommate.

you know that (soccer captain) ellie reserves every sunday to sit in the living room with her roommate and co-captain abby to drink beer and watch soccer.

“this is important, babe. we watch these other college teams play so we know what we’re up against when we play them!” is her excuse as you sit in the corner like a kicked puppy while her and abby sit in front of the tv, taking no notes whatsoever and talking about outside gossip. you make a fuss almost every sunday.

this sunday in particular being the hardest, you’d gone a week without ellie touching you due to you both having your periods as well as ellie being away for a soccer camp in a different state.

which is what led you here.

you didn’t mean to be a brat or greedy like ellie had said. you just wanted to see her after being away from her for a week.

she extends her hand to you.

“come. here.”

you stand in front of them both, twiddling your thumbs. you can feel abby’s eyes intensely staring you down, large palms splayed on her cargos. you didn’t want to upset your friend anymore than you’d had.

you take ellie’s hand and she guides you to straddle her thigh. your face burns with embarrassment and you turn your head away from both girls.

“why so shy all of a sudden?” she taunts, “didn’t seem that shy when you wanted us to hear you moaning from the bedroom.”

you stare at her blankly.

“come on baby,” she coaxes you, hands on your hips as she begins to rock you on her thigh, “you wanted this to be all about you, you were so selfish for attention that you ruined mine and abby’s sunday. you might as well give us something better to watch.”

you hide your face in ellie’s neck, shaking your head and murmuring something into her skin.

“what’s that?” she quips, “you don’t want abby to watch?”.

tears spill from your eyes as you look towards abby. her head is tilted and resting on her hand that’s propped on the back of the sofa, her brows furrowed.

“i think it’d be pretty selfish of me to watch this all for myself, i mean you ruined abby’s day too, didn’t you?”

abby too fakes a subtle look of disappointment. you look towards ellie again and she nods. abby laces her fingers with yours and you feel warm as she smiles softly, her thumb gently stroking your knuckles. she nods for you to start again.

“that’s it, baby.”

you roll and grind you hips down onto ellie’s thigh, slick juices staining her pants. you string out long moans and choruses of profanity as the friction causes burning that coils in your stomach and spread through you to the tips of your toes. they curl and almost cramp with how tight you’re tensed.

ellie’s rough hands grab your hips, helping you carry out your orgasm as you begin to lose momentum. her rough lips clash against yours to muffle your moans, tongue deep in your mouth. abby watches with parted lips and a pink face as you pulled back from ellie, a string of saliva dripping down from your shiny, drool covered lips. without even thinking, you press your lips to abby’s wrapping your arm tightly around her bulging bicep. large palms meet your jaw as she kisses you like she’s been hungry for it.

you moan into her mouth as you cream all over ellie’s pants, body shaking and falling limp in abby’s arms. ellie laughs, wiping the drool from the side of your lips with the rough pad of her thumb.

“i think we’ve found something better for us to watch on sunday’s.”

IM BACK AND IVE GOT A FIC THATS WAITING TO BE QUEUED. inbox open.

[eve-1xx]

a family , or whats left

[the-lord-of-the-things]

Glory to Chronos

Hades II has me pondering a corrupted Zagreus au/crack theory until its disproven because I love pain

[cod-dump]

Graves: My fetish is saying some incredibly cornball shit and watching 141’s captain speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me

Graves: Can’t do that with Chimera’s head, though. The more I talk the more he wants to destroy me in bed. And I’m down

Makarov, who’s holding him captive: I’m starting to think just shooting you will be more productive than talking

[bietrofastimoff23]

abt the green sibs

do you know what the most absurd thing is? i have never felt love between the siblings this season as such, but now that they are most broken and their relationship is destroyed? i see their bond. it's crazy, but it's true. aegon did not want his sister to be his wife, but he was always gentle with her, he is angry with his brother, but i still believe that love for him remained in his heart, albeit poisoned with a mixture of resentment and disappointment (tbh i think closer to his deathbed he will stop being mad at him. the dysfunctional love of the brothers is like that). aemond and his love for his brother, incinerating everything in its path, his obsession to take his place, to be him, to be with him, the thirst for his recognition that he did not receive from him as a child? yes! helaena, who is doomed to helplessly watch as the younger brother who screwed up badly and then tries to kill the elder and rushes headlong to death, and her brother-husband is forced to go through hell for the sake of the throne intended for him? she refuse to run for mercy, staying with aegon in the keep? she loves him, she loves them and it hurts her how cruel fate is to their existence.

maybe i'm crazy, but you know what? fuck this show.

[alennia-becker101]

From a post I made, I had an idea where in one flashback in the opening, Inanimate insanity episode 18. There is a shot of Mephone4 activating his "Reality Show Host Voice," and yes, I am aware it is probably referring to his voice from season 1 episode 1 but I had so much angst potential and just plain potential in general so I got a concept soooo... Yeah.

In this AU? Mephone4 has a "real voice," but he changed it to sound more mature in the show. But sometimes, his real voice slips out when he is very upset or overwhelmed or when his voice cracks. Since he is a child in the canon of the show. In "4Seeing The Future," he is revealed to be one year old, I think.

[thatrandomblogsays]

Oh I know this man is missing those Velaryon boys, they may have been bastards but they never would have had him stumbling upon Luke trying to finish off Jace’s smoldering remains after he -intentionally - set him on fire while dealing with a racist twink

[art-killed-the-superstar]

happy pride month from the year 2105!

[lilacs-stash]

Hey everyone who hasn't voted on the plush poll yet please vote Baseball for me I love him dearly

[divvy-div-art]

Initiation

[elizabethan-memes]

Don't get me wrong, I don't think Richard II was an easy person to get along with, but let's not act like John of Gaunt is all sweetness and light himself.

"Richard said he wanted to retreat because the army was hungry, but actually he was just bored of Scotland." Girl how do you know that??? Why the refusal to EVER let Richard be right about something???

[mewkwota]

Little corner full of little Shions.

Since I'm drawing her more often, I may as well learn this design too.

[misiahasahardname]

you can’t spoil a story that doesn’t exist yet!

wow those were some cool drawings weren’t they? anyways here’s the ugliest relationship chart you will ever see in your life! (i will not be tagging all of those characters for the sake of my own sanity)

wow so very easy to understand and very well composed!

[spooky--spookster]

Haha, time to revisit one of my favourite shows, sure hope nothing emotionally devastating happens!

I get the feeling this might be a bad time to get back………