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dragmirc · 4 months ago
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Any attempt at rebuttal against the archivist was caught behind his teeth in the flurry of activity that followed. Ganondorf had taken it more or less for her committing the word of his homeland to memory. A test of syllables, perhaps, and the notice that the woman's advisor was quietly playing with it only helped to solidify his reminder to watch what was spoken around the young man.
However, he did not wholly expect the entire library to come alive with more of the occupation. Like glittering silken birds, they descended from the aisles beyond and the knowledge he was right in assuming they moved in synchronicity was paled at realizing how perfect the movement actually was. Like a well-oiled clock, pieces moving to advance rather than to hinder.
While he admired such fine motions, it also was a stern reminder that any rushed schemes he may have put together on the way to the library died in that moment. Taking the kingdom from these people was going to require more time. More effort. More patience. Who knew how many of them were still out in the world, and if they all moved like this, nothing short of a well-formed plan was going to move him forward from here. His jaw set in frustration at the thought.
A further blow was struck when she replied, turning down his offer as a part of her court. On a strategic level, he understood her choices. He was as much an unknown to her as she was to him. It didn't stop the chord from being struck however, especially with the added element of foreign eyes laid into him and his.
Memories of the prior court surfaced in his mind and he could almost hear them snickering behind his back. How it was a surprise that they dared to enter Hyrule looking like that it was the dry season they were doing their best how could they even call themselves a nation when there were no settlements to claim as center the desert is an unforgiving place the clans are nomadic to in order to follow resources how can they be considered polite society when there are rumors of bandits so strong in their numbers it's become a problem you forced us into it to survive...
While there were no mutterings that he heard from these foreigners, the remembered blows still remained. Logically, they were focused on the way their leader spoke, in such a fashion as to be commanding to them as it was to turn him down. It wasn't meant to be judgmental. It was precaution, preemptive. But even with his eyes lowered in feigned reverence, Ganondorf took the refusal as mocking. Perhaps he had more in common with the prior Hylians than he thought and as the thought surfaced, he felt disgusted by it. Yet it did not curb his subjectivity, a small twist of the lip and a clench of a fist the only evidence of his internal reprimand.
He did not rise when the Regent's name was called, though he did raise his eyes to see the distinct shift of the woman as her title was announced. She had been slouching earlier, relaxed perhaps. A veil to show she was still a force of presence but not enough to hide the much more human aspects of such a takeover. The workload would weigh more and more, he suspected, until she snapped. And he would be there to pick up the pieces of what was left and put everything he was meant to do back into action.
Just a little more time...
Although, he realized as he thought about it he had never heard of Sidhe. He knew most of, if not all of, the other races and territories that existed in broader Hyrule, aided by his mothers in their teachings and from his own researching into the world that directly surrounded Gerudo and its inhospitable desert. He studied what he thought of as his world, studied the Gorons and the Zora, delved into stories of Kokiri and the fairy children who lived there. Studied Hyrule Kingdom and all they had done. Even learned about a race of birdfolk who very rarely passed over the broader Field in their annual migrations, or what little he could find of them.
But Sidhe was a new name to him. As foreign as they were. It only proved in his mind that perhaps even the broad scope of the world he had studied and learned of throughout his childhood and even now was still so narrow. The world was a bigger place than he thought. And if the promises of the witches were true, someday he would rewrite it and rule it all...
Which brought his mind back to the occupation itself and the events that had transpired out of sight and out of mind as he rose to stand again, shifting the wrathful sneer into a soft and reverent smile by the time he was upright again. A hand flourishing in her direction with a single small step, the fingertips of the other against his chest in an attempt to convey he was speaking from the deepest reaches of his heart and concern.
"Ah, High Empress. You are very kind to still see to my prior appointments with the King, despite it being such a surprise on your part. If you do not mind my asking, as it is a point of concern for myself--
What happened to the young Princess Zelda?"
He played it thick, in his mind. And although he didn't try to backpedal against it, he only hoped his faux worry for the child would glean the hidden side of any true conquer.
"I can only imagine the death of her father would weigh heavily on her young heart. I seek only to--" Wrest that damned Ocarina from her. "--Ease her pain and suffering in such a tumultuous time in her young life."
The librarian looked up at being threatened, though he didn't say a word. Fariah was keenly aware he looked to her though, aware of his eyes on her back over his reading glasses. She was aware of his nervousness in the situation, perhaps silently pleading with her to keep him safe. Which she did. Arnie was, in her opinion, a fine archivist and considering how she saw Hyrule's inability to write unbiased records, that would be high praise coming from her.
"None who matter are missed."
It was matter-of-fact, flat with little emphasis. Her word, her will, and her will would be carried out even in times like these. Arnie relaxed a little at being indirectly assured of his safety. She knew he knew who this was, though, between the towering other's clear disdain toward the Hylian and Arnie's reaction.
Markesh tasted the word of the region once or twice, she heard him repeating it over her shoulder to himself. Committing it and the way it was spoken to memory. She knew he was already working to parse it out. He was left to his devices for the time being, however, as her attention was firmly on the Gerudo King himself.
"Gerudo."
The word seemed at first disjointed from the rest of the conversation, but the intent was clearly made in the following minutes. The Sidhe flitting through the rest of the library coalesced, pulling resources with them to show in small brief glances, a fine dance that seemed almost rehearsed between their Imperial and the other monarch. The agenda was lowered long enough she could skim words across a page here and there, the last one holding a map of the continent open to point to a flat region of what looked like wastes to the west. Almost as suddenly, the flurrying pack was gone and back into the bookcases with their prizes.
Cold gilded gaze continued to bore into his on being momentarily enlightened, taking notice first of the original hesitation earlier in his entrance. The clear sneer toward Arnie. The way he was quick to move in placating deliberate flourishing. How quick he was to bow, to emphasize his own roles within the prior kingdom's court.
'Anyone who claims power and prostrates either has no power, or is up to something.'
Papa's words came to her as he whispered them to his young Princess, sat on his throne to watch the monarch of a neighboring nation take a knee. No pride in prostration, the King of Hyrule must have been truly ignorant to allow this so close to him, while simultaneously upholding the bias of his ancestors against the Sidhe for being so militant.
To say such a move made her mistrust Ganondorf was an understatement. He had some form of power, or at least confidence enough to facade it well, so that meant he was sly. Best kept at arm's length.
She would have to see what she could dredge of this man and his entourage from others around her. Another job for Markesh; she used him so frequently in such conquests but his ability to charm his way into social circles was invaluable for information. Not everything could be found in writing, after all; word of mouth traveled faster and while some may be rumors only, they were still fine starting points. Gossip had source, after all, it was simply following the breadcrumbs to find out where.
She inhaled slowly, deeply, letting the entire display sink in before she spoke again, choosing her words carefully.
"My cabinet is full."
There might have been a little bit of ire set into a few of the syllables of so short a statement, wound around rich tones that fell like a blanket of ash on the room. It pulled Markesh out of his musings, stopped activity in the bookcases with a frizz and eyes peering through and around the shelves. Expectant. Waiting for the next command.
"Markesh."
The Regent's name was harsh. One that told him exactly what his next task was, and he straightened himself up immediately to step forward with a stiff flourish of his own, a waving hand to present his Empress properly.
"Her Imperial Eminence. High Empress Fariah Ariad of House Ariad, of the Clouded Isle of Imperial Sidhe. As Katya in War Aspect."
A good herald could make a bad monarch look good, and a good one look better than they already were. In her mind, Markesh fit the bill for the job, and she swelled in the pride he gave her. She moved just barely, straightening her shoulders and her back so as to appear the monolithic presence even veiled. Drawing upward so she may look more towering even compared to Ganondorf's obscene height.
"That being said. What else can I do for you."
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The Night We Met by Lord Huron
I’m sorry TravNat haters, this is their song.
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outlying-hyppocrate · 3 months ago
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coming back here feels like paying a visit to the fucking dead.
#random thoughts#(this post was made ten days before my return is scheduled. please keep in mind all my disappearances were planned.)#on the topic of the post. i keep. missing myself.#seeing my old self in pictures and reading my posts. i'm not that person anymore.#obviously i'm not going to be. i'm young. lots of changes are set for me.#i hate being sometimes. just being.#but we all do right ?#all of the past versions of me are dead. the only things i have left of them are facets.#i miss them. like i've missed you!!#but then again the attention and lack of it is. why i am here again. or maybe i'm just ready to be a person rightly.#not. really. but i'll have more to say in perhaps other posts. i'll schedule those too.#in the meantime. see you later!! sorry for being an asshole and disappearing again. i bet you really thought i was dead this time.#well. okay obviously not. it's only been a month hasn't it ?#less than even. how silly am i..... (':#i'm so fucking disgusting i need to shut my mouth. augh.#i was about to come in here and be like “ask me anything!!” because i'm crispin the dumb actor bitch.#my stupid fucking persona has taken over my entire blog. and the most ironic thing is that crispin isn't even his name.#(<- not that negative usually. while this is true it's also not nice. apologizing on someone's behalf.)#edit: 04.02.2025. eight days before return. i thought we'd have more to add but. suppose not.#this is everything whether you like it or not.#DO NOT MIND THE TORRENTIAL YAP I HAVE WRITTEN IN THE TAGS.#edit: 08.02.2025. i just want to be myself again. outlying-hyppocrate. formal and poetic and pathetic.#and i'm not. but i'll grow back into his skin subconsciously. him.#edit: 11.02.2025. i'll probably be sleeping when this sends out.#i fall asleep so early now........ 6pm and tangled dreams.#so fucking tired. doing well and not.#stream pocky boy by yeule ! ! !#no actually. i do have more to say. wait a minute.
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gobblinhours · 6 months ago
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am i normal for not being able to sleep while my roommate plays warzone (no volume except for xbox controller clicking which sounds rlly loud for some reason) 10 feet away from my head until 3 am or am i a pwissy wittwe baby who can't handle a little bit of flashing lights and talking. leaning towards the latter
figured it out sleep on side with headphones to block noise they might break so that's ba but worth it
never mind talking now pillow on head not enough
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cheaperbythedozendogs · 3 months ago
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First coat of The Great Green Repaint is done. Guess who badly misjudged how much paint a highly textured wall needs?
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catboybeebop · 4 months ago
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if i reply to a quote retweet you made and your first thought is "oh this is that guy that this friend of mine made fun of before but i don't even know him, i should use that in-joke here lol kek" i think you may have something wrong with you if you just go straight to that. just no restraint at all huh
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Hey Posideon- ya know your like an awesome uncle and all and because I'm like.. such a good and ruthlessness warrior you should help me find my son
[ARIS]
Why tf should I care?
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ringenthusiast · 1 year ago
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redraw of a murderbot piece i did almost three years ago
closeup under the cut cause tumblr loves trashing image quality:
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kalkydra · 5 months ago
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she started knocking things off my desk and when i turned off the ps5 and tv she immediately went into her house 😭 girl why is my cat in charge of my bedtime
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slav-every-day · 9 months ago
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vstheworld · 2 years ago
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cleaned all the stickers and dust and roach leavings and rat piss off my mirror.
no longer a dirty kid in a dirty mirror. this feels like character growth.
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godofmagnets · 1 year ago
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who else is working tomorrow morning so u can't even bring in the new year with all the other folks
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thefixer · 1 year ago
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───   hey hey , tiny work update ! i'll be working today and tomorrow ( not sure if i'll be able to get on tomorrow unless it's later in the night , which i might get some meme's done and hope that i don't write paragraphs like i tend to do . ) but after sunday i'm off till the 29th which is friday , then the 31st i'm leaving work early and the 1st is of course a day that i'm off . i'm hoping to get a lot done this coming week since i'll be off all these weeks . thanks for all the patience , i know i'm slow like molasses . this is just me trying my best to continue my activity despite wanting to kill myself everyday that i have to go to this fucking job of mine . hope everyone has a great holiday if i don't get to speak to you directly , love you all and relax / breathe . <3
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chradi · 2 years ago
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I'm strexcited about potentially working at a school in the next few months/year and being paid a minimum of 22$/hour
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puppyypawsss · 3 months ago
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i find it rlly funny when the transphobes come to my ask box tryna tell ME what polyamory is. dawg u don't know shit about it come on now
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geddy-leesbian · 5 months ago
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this time thursday I will two less teeth than I'm supposed to. huh
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