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Any attempt at rebuttal against the archivist was caught behind his teeth in the flurry of activity that followed. Ganondorf had taken it more or less for her committing the word of his homeland to memory. A test of syllables, perhaps, and the notice that the woman's advisor was quietly playing with it only helped to solidify his reminder to watch what was spoken around the young man.
However, he did not wholly expect the entire library to come alive with more of the occupation. Like glittering silken birds, they descended from the aisles beyond and the knowledge he was right in assuming they moved in synchronicity was paled at realizing how perfect the movement actually was. Like a well-oiled clock, pieces moving to advance rather than to hinder.
While he admired such fine motions, it also was a stern reminder that any rushed schemes he may have put together on the way to the library died in that moment. Taking the kingdom from these people was going to require more time. More effort. More patience. Who knew how many of them were still out in the world, and if they all moved like this, nothing short of a well-formed plan was going to move him forward from here. His jaw set in frustration at the thought.
A further blow was struck when she replied, turning down his offer as a part of her court. On a strategic level, he understood her choices. He was as much an unknown to her as she was to him. It didn't stop the chord from being struck however, especially with the added element of foreign eyes laid into him and his.
Memories of the prior court surfaced in his mind and he could almost hear them snickering behind his back. How it was a surprise that they dared to enter Hyrule looking like that it was the dry season they were doing their best how could they even call themselves a nation when there were no settlements to claim as center the desert is an unforgiving place the clans are nomadic to in order to follow resources how can they be considered polite society when there are rumors of bandits so strong in their numbers it's become a problem you forced us into it to survive...
While there were no mutterings that he heard from these foreigners, the remembered blows still remained. Logically, they were focused on the way their leader spoke, in such a fashion as to be commanding to them as it was to turn him down. It wasn't meant to be judgmental. It was precaution, preemptive. But even with his eyes lowered in feigned reverence, Ganondorf took the refusal as mocking. Perhaps he had more in common with the prior Hylians than he thought and as the thought surfaced, he felt disgusted by it. Yet it did not curb his subjectivity, a small twist of the lip and a clench of a fist the only evidence of his internal reprimand.
He did not rise when the Regent's name was called, though he did raise his eyes to see the distinct shift of the woman as her title was announced. She had been slouching earlier, relaxed perhaps. A veil to show she was still a force of presence but not enough to hide the much more human aspects of such a takeover. The workload would weigh more and more, he suspected, until she snapped. And he would be there to pick up the pieces of what was left and put everything he was meant to do back into action.
Just a little more time...
Although, he realized as he thought about it he had never heard of Sidhe. He knew most of, if not all of, the other races and territories that existed in broader Hyrule, aided by his mothers in their teachings and from his own researching into the world that directly surrounded Gerudo and its inhospitable desert. He studied what he thought of as his world, studied the Gorons and the Zora, delved into stories of Kokiri and the fairy children who lived there. Studied Hyrule Kingdom and all they had done. Even learned about a race of birdfolk who very rarely passed over the broader Field in their annual migrations, or what little he could find of them.
But Sidhe was a new name to him. As foreign as they were. It only proved in his mind that perhaps even the broad scope of the world he had studied and learned of throughout his childhood and even now was still so narrow. The world was a bigger place than he thought. And if the promises of the witches were true, someday he would rewrite it and rule it all...
Which brought his mind back to the occupation itself and the events that had transpired out of sight and out of mind as he rose to stand again, shifting the wrathful sneer into a soft and reverent smile by the time he was upright again. A hand flourishing in her direction with a single small step, the fingertips of the other against his chest in an attempt to convey he was speaking from the deepest reaches of his heart and concern.
"Ah, High Empress. You are very kind to still see to my prior appointments with the King, despite it being such a surprise on your part. If you do not mind my asking, as it is a point of concern for myself--
What happened to the young Princess Zelda?"
He played it thick, in his mind. And although he didn't try to backpedal against it, he only hoped his faux worry for the child would glean the hidden side of any true conquer.
"I can only imagine the death of her father would weigh heavily on her young heart. I seek only to--" Wrest that damned Ocarina from her. "--Ease her pain and suffering in such a tumultuous time in her young life."
The librarian looked up at being threatened, though he didn't say a word. Fariah was keenly aware he looked to her though, aware of his eyes on her back over his reading glasses. She was aware of his nervousness in the situation, perhaps silently pleading with her to keep him safe. Which she did. Arnie was, in her opinion, a fine archivist and considering how she saw Hyrule's inability to write unbiased records, that would be high praise coming from her.
"None who matter are missed."
It was matter-of-fact, flat with little emphasis. Her word, her will, and her will would be carried out even in times like these. Arnie relaxed a little at being indirectly assured of his safety. She knew he knew who this was, though, between the towering other's clear disdain toward the Hylian and Arnie's reaction.
Markesh tasted the word of the region once or twice, she heard him repeating it over her shoulder to himself. Committing it and the way it was spoken to memory. She knew he was already working to parse it out. He was left to his devices for the time being, however, as her attention was firmly on the Gerudo King himself.
"Gerudo."
The word seemed at first disjointed from the rest of the conversation, but the intent was clearly made in the following minutes. The Sidhe flitting through the rest of the library coalesced, pulling resources with them to show in small brief glances, a fine dance that seemed almost rehearsed between their Imperial and the other monarch. The agenda was lowered long enough she could skim words across a page here and there, the last one holding a map of the continent open to point to a flat region of what looked like wastes to the west. Almost as suddenly, the flurrying pack was gone and back into the bookcases with their prizes.
Cold gilded gaze continued to bore into his on being momentarily enlightened, taking notice first of the original hesitation earlier in his entrance. The clear sneer toward Arnie. The way he was quick to move in placating deliberate flourishing. How quick he was to bow, to emphasize his own roles within the prior kingdom's court.
'Anyone who claims power and prostrates either has no power, or is up to something.'
Papa's words came to her as he whispered them to his young Princess, sat on his throne to watch the monarch of a neighboring nation take a knee. No pride in prostration, the King of Hyrule must have been truly ignorant to allow this so close to him, while simultaneously upholding the bias of his ancestors against the Sidhe for being so militant.
To say such a move made her mistrust Ganondorf was an understatement. He had some form of power, or at least confidence enough to facade it well, so that meant he was sly. Best kept at arm's length.
She would have to see what she could dredge of this man and his entourage from others around her. Another job for Markesh; she used him so frequently in such conquests but his ability to charm his way into social circles was invaluable for information. Not everything could be found in writing, after all; word of mouth traveled faster and while some may be rumors only, they were still fine starting points. Gossip had source, after all, it was simply following the breadcrumbs to find out where.
She inhaled slowly, deeply, letting the entire display sink in before she spoke again, choosing her words carefully.
"My cabinet is full."
There might have been a little bit of ire set into a few of the syllables of so short a statement, wound around rich tones that fell like a blanket of ash on the room. It pulled Markesh out of his musings, stopped activity in the bookcases with a frizz and eyes peering through and around the shelves. Expectant. Waiting for the next command.
"Markesh."
The Regent's name was harsh. One that told him exactly what his next task was, and he straightened himself up immediately to step forward with a stiff flourish of his own, a waving hand to present his Empress properly.
"Her Imperial Eminence. High Empress Fariah Ariad of House Ariad, of the Clouded Isle of Imperial Sidhe. As Katya in War Aspect."
A good herald could make a bad monarch look good, and a good one look better than they already were. In her mind, Markesh fit the bill for the job, and she swelled in the pride he gave her. She moved just barely, straightening her shoulders and her back so as to appear the monolithic presence even veiled. Drawing upward so she may look more towering even compared to Ganondorf's obscene height.
"That being said. What else can I do for you."
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The Night We Met by Lord Huron
I’m sorry TravNat haters, this is their song.
#I know that Travis is an asshole and Nat’s character revolves around him way too much#but their relationship is so tragic and narratively interesting you gotta admit#this will be my only TravNat post and then I’ll get back to my regularly scheduled lottienat brainrot#yellowjackets#natalie scatorccio#travis martinez#travnat#travalie#nat scatorccio
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am i normal for not being able to sleep while my roommate plays warzone (no volume except for xbox controller clicking which sounds rlly loud for some reason) 10 feet away from my head until 3 am or am i a pwissy wittwe baby who can't handle a little bit of flashing lights and talking. leaning towards the latter
figured it out sleep on side with headphones to block noise they might break so that's ba but worth it
never mind talking now pillow on head not enough
#yapping#like there's gotta be worse people right?#i'm making too big of a deal out of this?#i could ask them to stop but *I* don't want to be an asshole and tell them how to live in their own space#i could buy a sleep mask and save up for noise canceling headphones and then everyone's happy#or i could sleep on my side and move my fan closer to me#why am i complaining is it because i'm tired#i've been awake for like 17 hours that's not that long#that's like a workday with some time in the middle for you stuff#idk maybe i can't sleep because the lights are always off and my brain gets used to it and i don't want to be rude and turn them back on#i just know my sleep schedule is gonna be wrecked and it's gonna suck to get back on track#i crashed really hard in the middle of this#my lucidity is coming and going in waves#also my arms feel weird i don't know if that's relevant
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if i reply to a quote retweet you made and your first thought is "oh this is that guy that this friend of mine made fun of before but i don't even know him, i should use that in-joke here lol kek" i think you may have something wrong with you if you just go straight to that. just no restraint at all huh
#''there's like 15 cardiacs fans and they all know each other'' well then i fucking hate the cardiacs as a band then. never listened to them#but i don't care anymore. i don't have to try something to know i won't like it especially when an ex friend has soured it#i guess sometimes my life is just a series of lose-lose situations but hey im still fuckin kicking. im stull breathing and living#blah blah blah im just gonnashut up who the fuck cares. hahah ahhaahah ''fautfur undertones'' ooheheheheheheh i'll DRAW MTYSELF ON A THRONE#TO MAKE FUN OF HIM FOR SAYING THAT#HAHAAH I'M SOOOO OCOOOOL fucking asshole. okay enough of this sorry guys back to your regularly scheduled posting of whatever the hell i li
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Hey Posideon- ya know your like an awesome uncle and all and because I'm like.. such a good and ruthlessness warrior you should help me find my son
[ARIS]
Why tf should I care?
#aanddd we're back to our regularly-scheduled assholeness :))#rp: poseidon gaiêochos#aww you *know* me#oc: aris#forgot ur @ 😭😭😭
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formerly an essay in tags but - billie lurk. half-nameless, misremembered woman. her powers derived from the things taken from her, without any catharsis or empowerment. the rat charm, tied with deidre's hair, her lover's voice in the mouth of rats. her arm and eye, taken, given back only to cause her chronic pain, then lost again. foresight seems a cruel gift for a woman who botched the timing of her takeover of the whalers, and bet wrong when it came to delilah.
she never bore the outsider's blessing; his first visit to her was more like an assault. every other dishonored POV character gets the choice to be selfish, and for that selfishness to mean something, but billie's actions have no effect on the world at large, either, in a game without a chaos system.
some say that corvo is the ghost, but he can reach out and change things. billie's buried herself twice and come back and nothing she does seems to matter - she is less a protagonist, more a convenient full stop in the narrative.
try this: open doto, start a new game. sit in her cabin. notice how little of billie there is. even the woman she loved more than anyone has the face of another named character.
she sits amongst the assets of other games: empty canvases and a dressmaker's mannequin that wears nothing.
#billie lurk#even the wiki is wrong about her its infuriating#pulled this out of tags because fuck it#in daud's DLCs even the stories that weren't about him were about him#but billie's stories are the scrapheap. they're the stuff they couldn't squeeze in elsewhere. cheap jokes and macguffins#i'm not even roasting the devs for this i think releasing dishonored in 2016 then DotO in 2017 was a feat (derogatory)#games should be made slowly and with love#and i know that everyones talked about this endlessly#but billie is my fav and it sucks that she got a game that only causes me to grieve for her as a character#not FOR her as a person#only the potential story that never was. that she never got.#you can have your strong black woman and not turn her into a trope. give her depth and range and heartache and agency. yes there was traged#but how did it SHAPE her?#dont get me started on her being designated caretaker of a former god and dying assassin. what the fuck#some of this i'd be more okay with if she was younger - i mean. the blank canvases? really?#this game could have been about wyman and there's not that much that would have changed in terms of the core story#“found out the asshole that killed your mother is still around. gonna go deal with that.”#emily who is stoned: “cool.bring me snacks on the way back”#wyman: “oh he's saying actually it was gods fault and that its possible to kill him. well i have literally nothing in my schedule”#billie's not surprised by anything anymore but maybe wyman would freak out over most of it. could have been a lot of fun#also you cant fuck up wymans characterisation. they barely exist.#local empress sends her enby girlboyfriend to kill god#pres writes increasingly deranged essays in the tags#death of the outsider spoilers#i have to complain about doto once every year or so or i die#but i'm not really gonna let arkane hide behind dev excuses when it comes to racism like. its not enough
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redraw of a murderbot piece i did almost three years ago
closeup under the cut cause tumblr loves trashing image quality:
#murderbot diaries#murderbot#the murderbot diaries#all systems red#system collapse#martha wells#asshole research transport#secunit#system collapse made me insane ok back to my regularly scheduled minecraft posting#i don't think i know how to post to tumblr without the quality trashing oh well
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she started knocking things off my desk and when i turned off the ps5 and tv she immediately went into her house 😭 girl why is my cat in charge of my bedtime
#kal.dir#sanaki.png#the answer is. because she memorized my med schedule and holds me to it.#like she will straight up come over to me when it's about time to take my meds. be annoying until i take my meds. and then leave#i'd say it's my fault for training her that she gets dinner at 8 (the dose i kept forgetting) but like#she does this with EVERY med time. and bed time.#my stupid asshole intelligent cat is the most annoying nurse in the world#i take it back. she doesn't have a tiktok account so she can't be the most annoying nurse
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#why do I gotta wake up before noon just because the ‘man’ (mainstream society) decided we should all be awake by 6am#and in work by 9am#or school or whatever#I’m not even back to school yet#some asshole just scheduled a meeting before noon tomorrow#(it was me)#slav#slav every day#voltron
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im going 2 have wasted all my money again arent i -_
#egg.txt#i cant go out & buy bigger things so i have to order them to my house.... bc i cant drive...#but literally EVERYWHERE. uses yodel & evri#but i paid extra for delivery for today cuz im gonna be in and tomorrow like i have non refundable tickets#but they havent delivered it today...#and every single other time this has happened theyve no joke thrown shit into my yard without any notification#ive had like several things ruined already and im kind of freaking it because i put in a big order with fragile stuff#and its like last time#this happened i had to spend a whole weekend bussing back and forth to take broken pieces back to the shops#like theyve chucked boxes that have said fragile all over them into my yard and obviously all my stuff smashed#theyve dumped my fucking parcels behind my bins and ive not found them for like a week and theyve been soaked#(those would be second hand items i could not return & were wrecked)#and theres no way to reschedule it eitherrrr ughhhhghgh#its like i feel like such an asshole. i know theyre the cheap option cuz they fucking run their drivers into the ground but#oh my god. i would genuinely pay MORE MONEY to go through a decent delivery service#cuz im gonna spend it anyway recouping all the costs! !#idc if it takes another week so long as it can be scheduled to when im in or a date so i can arrange#but theres no options like literally#AND no warning half the time on all the stores. ALL of the shops use it now its such a nightmare#and im mad too ive waited in the house all day for it#no warning it HAS been rescheduled and yep thats great [redacted] and so and so forth help me GOD
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cleaned all the stickers and dust and roach leavings and rat piss off my mirror.
no longer a dirty kid in a dirty mirror. this feels like character growth.
#that last house was really bad y’all#it’s not really til we left that I realized how bad#we picked up so it was an organized depression nest#but with rats and roaches there’s just no way to combat the damage fast enough#like I’m sure I smelled#I was just nose-blind to it#crustpunk af but I thought I left all that behind when I stopped being homeless#my partner and I are slowly crawling out of the hole we were in together#the new house has monthly pest control#and we’re actually organizing it so everything is useable and accessible#we’re using habitica to build chore schedules because we both have shit memory and executive function#it’s hard#but I think we can have a home we aren’t ashamed of#fuck the old landlord tho he ran a fuckin slum house and is trying to come back at us for the damages#bitch you never fixed anything#our a/c was window vents shoved in a hole in the wall#the carpet was old and dirty when we got it#how dare you act like we’re the only problem here#we also haven’t been on a lease for 3 years so idk what this dumb asshole thinks will happen if he takes us to court#like I think keeping our security deposit is fair but fuck you on the rest of it#we cleaned the shit outta that place it’s just the carpet that needs replacing#THE HEAT WAS TWO RV HEATERS STUCK ON THE WALL SCOTT#you fucking slumlord#personal#cash yells in the tags because therapy is expensive
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who else is working tomorrow morning so u can't even bring in the new year with all the other folks
#getting really pissed at the obvious favoritism my scheduling manager has#she hates me so she gives me all the holidays#we don't get paid more for them either.#then afterwards i go back to shitty hours that's barely enough pay for any reasonable human being#fucking asshole
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─── hey hey , tiny work update ! i'll be working today and tomorrow ( not sure if i'll be able to get on tomorrow unless it's later in the night , which i might get some meme's done and hope that i don't write paragraphs like i tend to do . ) but after sunday i'm off till the 29th which is friday , then the 31st i'm leaving work early and the 1st is of course a day that i'm off . i'm hoping to get a lot done this coming week since i'll be off all these weeks . thanks for all the patience , i know i'm slow like molasses . this is just me trying my best to continue my activity despite wanting to kill myself everyday that i have to go to this fucking job of mine . hope everyone has a great holiday if i don't get to speak to you directly , love you all and relax / breathe . <3
#* out of chara .#i was supposed to be off for secret schlomo today but beacuse my boss is an actual asshole#and did the schedule the day before he came back from his vacation#i couldn't ask for it off#so now i'm going to be miserable today and i'm going to make it their problem
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I'm strexcited about potentially working at a school in the next few months/year and being paid a minimum of 22$/hour
#we have a HUGE school staff shortage atm#which means I can also ask for really really cool hours (im betting on working everyday but only in the morning)#but im also terrified of leaving the comfy routine of my current job#im paid 16.25$ at my current job rn and thats after me begging like a stray cat to get an extra 50c#like I told mav. working in a school is something I actually feel comfortable potentially doing for a long time???? ESPECIALLY at that pay#(with possibility of raise)#im just kinda scared of getting an asshole boss or the children being evil or something#BUT. also. I would get summer vacation!!!! SUMMER VACATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#jen rambles#ANYWAYS. full of ants#me dreaming about waking up at 6. working from 7 to 13 and going back home to nap and do my silly little chores and work on passion project#im also slightly scared it might be 'cut' schedule#idk how to say it in english#but basically I might work from 7-9. then I go back home and come back for like 11-13#which would be slightly annoyinggggg#WHATEVER#LONG TAGS.
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update <3
#in case anyone remembers the saga about the guy i’d been talking to for like a week then made out with then he promptly ghosted me despite#having given one of those ‘even if it doesnt work out i still want to be friends’ claims and all my additional choosing insanity over it#well. finally got one of my friends to go to the restaurant he works at with me#also keep in mind that that stuff happened in like november we literally havent spoken in months i am just choosing to continue being#insane bc i think i deserve to#anyway. so my friend and i go to the restaurant and unfortunately he isnt there#but before we leave i ask the waitress hey um do you happen to have a coworker named [redacted]#and she was like oh yeah is he a friend of yours? :) and my friend says no. and i say …. i know him#waitress can tell that i dont mean i know him in a good way too. she laughs and says it seems like theres a story here but she doesnt ask#anything further. instead she proceeds to tell me his fucking work schedule ajdjsjjfkf#she was like yeah he worked this morning he usually works thursday mornings then all weekend :)#so shes my new hero#idk if this guy has also gotten himself on bad terms with her or if she just knows what hes like or if she just understood the implication#of an irritated girl coming in asking after a guy bc she ‘knows him’#but she rly understood the assignment. anyway im in love with her now <3#OMG i almost forgot the best part. after telling me this she asks do you want me to give him a message and i saw yes i sure would. tell him#sam said hi :)#anyway i will be dragging my friend back there with me at the end of the month on a weekend to continue antagonizing this specific asshole#sam speaks
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Dreamland Circus Characters and lines from songs I associate them with part 7: Flier Swing
Dreamland circus is a Visual Novel im working on, i havent drawn the sprites yet but I do have the characters made in a picrew. (this one and this one to be exact)
Flier Swing, one of the acrobats, she/it, has heterochromia, looks mean but is actually very sweet and kind, no one knows where it got the crow from
"When I was little
I was taught to garden
So I spilled my pockets on plants
And you always let them die
Because I was evergreen
You were an arsonist
You forgot about me in a week
But my garden is still dead"
(Evergreen/Arsonist)
#if Flier were to sing this it would 100% be about Penny#not saying theyre exes but#they act like they had a rocky relationship thats for sure#but like#penny is just a general asshole#anyways back to your regularly scheduled tags#visual novel dev#dreamland circus#ocs#personal project#made my oc in picrew#my oc#ocs and songs#toon me! picrew#game dev
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