#babysitter! peter

[incorrect-spiderverse]

*Hobie and Pavitr stuck spontaneously babysitting Mayday*

Hobie staring at Mayday: "uhhh"

*Mayday stares at him*

Hobie: “Want to go fight crime?”

Pavitr: “SHE'S 1!”

Hobie, while picking her up by her foot and Mayday giggling: “I don’t know! What am I supposed to do with her?!”

[ramen8008]

The Avengers and whether Tony will allow them to Babysit Peter.

A List

Rhodey:

Yes only one other than Pepper I will fully trust to make sure Peter doesn't die.

Yes, Rhodey is cool other than the fact he is so used to Mr. Stark's shit that it's impossible to trick him into doing anything dangerous. So it gets boring

Thor:

No. Point break you're great but I can't trust you and Peter not to cause absolute HAVOC.

YES YES! Lord Thor is the best. We tested how much lightning I could handle last time and we flew!! And he let me use his hammer (idk why he looked surprised I think he forgot about my super strength)

Loki:

He shouldn't even be on the list- but Mr. Stark. No, he comes near you and you or the world explodes.

Well I think Mr. Loki is cool and fun! So yes

NOT HAPPENING!

Natasha:

Yes.

She's scary but yes.

Bucky:

Oddly enough? I actually think he'll make sure Peter doesn't die. So yeah

OMG ROBOT ARM! AND he likes the Hobbit! We can talk all day!! YESS

Steve:

Again surprisingly no. Maybe? Mainly for his sanity. He could not keep up with Peter. I don't care how strong he is Peter will make this 80 year old go into a coma.

Okay rude! Cap is great and all but I am scarred for life from his PSA's. I can't do that again. I have severe PTSD from that.

Clint:

I UNDERSTAND in hindsight he is the only one who has experience with kids. I GET that. But no. Not the Clint I know. I still think his family is just a bunch of spies.

Hawkeye is SO much fun! He was really cool and he actually understood the references I was making and he taught me how to shoot a bow. AND the best way to prank each Avenger! YES

Banner:

Yes. Absolutely. Peter would have fun. Banner would have fun. He would make sure Peter can do all his science stuff in the lab too without exploding his homework

THAT WAS ONE TIME! And omg YES The Dr. Banner?! I would love that! I have so much I want to talk about!!

Wanda:

What? She's just a kid. SHE needs babysitting too.

Omg Yes! It'll be like we're hanging out! She's so cool!

Vision:

You would ASSUME that Vision would be a no brainer but due to his internet knowledge he understands whatever that slang nonsense that Peter speaks in and Vision speaks back the same. I'll come back to them having a conversation that doesn't make any sense!

Cap. You're just outdated. Unlike you we are both skibidi rizzlers. Don't be salty that you can understand the fam. We're slay and it's high-key sus you don't get our energy.

NONE of that was even remotely coherent. You don't talk like that normally. Why do you do this to me??

Strange:

I would. I really would even if it was just to annoy him but he would not let me. I called him once to look after Peter for me and the moment he heard the name "Peter" he hung up.

He's mean sometimes :(. BUT he is also magic which is really cool and annoying him is fun and I know he cares for me. Mentioning that to him is also fun. So yes

[nylaboon]

REQUESTS

— in which a struggling writer begs for writing prompts

tags: evan peters characters, resident evil, diary of a wimpy kid, henry danger, assassination classroom, my babysitter's a vampire

note: pls give me a chance bro

Requests are currently: open

What I do write: fluff, angst, blurbs/imagines, headcanons

What I do not write: smut, anyone outside of the characters listed below, anything involving actual people (like actors or youtubers, for example)

Evan Peters Characters:

Cooper Day

Peter Maximoff

Alex (Adult World)

Warren Lipka

Luke Cooper

Max Cooperman

Resident Evil:

Leon Kennedy (RE2 - RE4)

Ada Wong (RE2 - RE4)

Ashley Graham

Luis Sera

Diary of a Wimpy Kid:

Rodrick Heffley

Henry Danger:

Henry Hart

Charlotte Page

Jasper Dunlop

Ray Manchester

Assassination Classroom:

Karma Akabane

Nagisa Shiota

Rio Nakamura

Kaede Kayano

Hiroto Maehara

Gakushuu Asano

Project Sekai:

Akito Shinonome

Toya Aoyagi

An Shiraishi

Kohane Azusawa

Rui Kamishiro

Tsukasa Tenma

Nene Kusanagi

Emu Otori

Mizuki Akiyama

Ena Shinonome

My Babysitter's a Vampire:

Rory Keaner

Ethan Morgan

Benny Weir

Sarah Fox

Erica Jones

written by @nylaboon

[weirkisses]

rip rory keaner you would’ve loved hatsune miku being in fortnite

[thisismrswilson]

Do not repost or edit this artwork as your own :)

Baby!Peter finds himself amongst the Spiderverse gang!

[tea-blankets-andstars]

incorrect marauders quotes

marauders standing up for transfem sirius at the Hospital <3

James to the doctors: could i speak to you two outside please?

James: i know that you guys are very busy but as you would see, if you looked at her and not her chart , Sirius is not a boy and by treating her like one you are completly ignoring who she is.

Remus: you're making her feel insignificant and humiliated, and thats not going to help her feel good or sade of calm so from here on out please recognize her for who she is.

Regulus: oh and if all possible, could you please get her a non-blue hospital gown?

Doctor: my apologies 

Peter: thank you

[viviandarkbloombartylusversion]

My Babysitters a Vampire but Sirius is Ethan, James is Benny, Remus is Sarah, Lily is Erica, and Peter is Rory, plus Regulus as Jane

[samtallchester]

(S)he's so unserious [silly] fr, how do i take them seriously?

[nickysturnss]

here we go!!!!

Warnings: SMUT, fingering, penetration, name calling, such as "slut", "whore", "fuck toy",and "bitch" and penetration.

Babysitter!reader x Dilf!James

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Your moans were kept silent. Careful not to let James hear you. You kept silent as you kept fingering yourself, hoping James wouldn't hear. You've been babysitting baby Harry for about 3 months now. You've also been fucking his dad. But nobody has to know. You heard footsteps coming closer and you quickly pulled your fingers out, hiding your naked body under the covers. The door opens and its James. "What were you doing, love?" He asked, he must've heard a little moan you slipped out. "Nothing baby. Just stretching." You said

Pulling up the covers. He got suspicious and walked over to you. Then he yanked the covers off you to see whats going on. "I knew it." He said smirking. "I'm sorry...I know I broke the rules..." You tried to apologize."Guess someone's getting punished. But I have a meeting soon so make it quick." He got on top of you and sloppily kissed you, letting you have around a second to breathe."I'm not showing any mercy baby." He moved his mouth down to your neck and started planting kisses and bites. You knew there was going to be hickies.

He took his shorts and shirt off, leaving him in hid underwear. He started to grab your boobs. Taking one in his mouth and taking the nipple in-between his teeth. Pinching the other one with his fingers.you moaned out. "Shut up." He said, he started to take off his underwear, letting his cock spring free. He lined it up with your hole "You ready?"

You nodded. He pushed it in and you cried out."Aren't you just a fuck toy for me to use, huh?" "Little whore. My bitch." You moaned out."Little slut." "I'm close!!" You cried out."Me too baby. Me too. Just wait a little bit longer." A couple seconds later he cummed "Okay, you can cum." You squirted hard. And I mean hard. "I have a meeting baby. Let's get you cleaned up. Don't do this again." You nodded.

[schwartzfan15]

First post on tumblr thought I’d pop that cherry 😋

[lvkereggie]

my biggest heartbreaks have been my babysitter’s a vampire and julie and the phantoms getting cancelled on cliffhangers…

[irondadfics]

please help me find this fic where its teenage Tony and Peter is young and lives with ben and may. I think it started with Peter maybe getting bullied in a park and Tony sees so he takes care of him and buys him ice cream, then takes him home on the bus. the 2 really bonded and so Tony became his babysitter

Hello! Could this be your fic?

Popsicles and Playgrounds by ironfamjam

Tony Stark: MIT student, tech prodigy, SI inheritor, "world's funnest baby-sitter."  According to Peter anyway.    Or, the college baby-sitter AU no one asked for    Irondad Bingo Prompt: Fluff

[faustiandevil]

//holds u gently as the realization sets in that we have fucked up big time//

@peterlorrefanpage I took my time answering this, because I am melting gomen

Okay, so I don’t post about OCs here really, but I guess as real life animation woman Hannah Barbara left the HB characters to me in her will (real, not clickbait) I can safely claim all Wacky Races characters as my own now. I mean they are kinda OCs now with the Boardwalk AU.

Anyway some background info: In an early concept for Perils of Penelope Pitstop Dick was supposed to be a bodyguard for Penny’s younger brother, Johnny (according to some sources anyway). I mean, yeah, sure he’s qualified for the job (softly shaking head, like no, he’s not, absolutely not), so notorious child-hater Dick Dastardly and matching him in stupid boyfriend Red Max would trust the unpredictable serial killer with the child. I do think Lil’ would be “decent” if he is in a good mood and can use the child as blackmail material. He would still teach that child some bad things, like where to stab someone to avoid the ribs and get straight to the heart, but as soon as that child doesn’t serve a purpose for him anymore… yeah, best to order a tiny coffin.

For the baby I used the Tom and Jerry Chuck Jones design.

[st-kitten]

"pancakes" pt.2

MIGUEL O'HARA x BABYSITTER READER warnings: smutty smut (protected cuz fuck dem kids) words: 1,759

pt.1

Your job as a babysitter turns into an unexpected 'hot and heavy' with Miguel... only it doesn't stop there

The moment Miguel locked the door behind him, he pranced at you, grabbing the back of your neck and pulling you into a rough kiss. Any eloquent manners that he was displaying before all vanished in a second and he turned into a rabid animal.

"Mmm, wait," you panted, pulling away for a moment.

"What?"

"Do you-"

Apparently Miguel was not a man of patience and didn't let you finish your sentence. His mouth was on yours once more. You gave up your control and simply let him do whatever he wanted with you. It was an honour.

Miguel wanted to be as close to you as possible. He found you ridiculously irresistible. He grabbed you by your throat and pushed you against the nearest wall, which happened to be a bookshelf. You underestimated how strong he was when the shelf shuddered and books fell all over and around you. Miguel caught one in the nick of time and smirked at the irony of it. In his hands, lay a copy of the Holy Bible.

You scoffed and pulled him back into the kiss. His grip on your throat only tightened, mixing pain with pleasure. He loved every moment of having his tongue down your throat. Your whimpers and helpless grasps at his shoulders almost made him laugh. He wanted to know everything that made you noisy. He wedged his knee in between your damp legs, which had you lose control of your balance. He could feel your core pulse rapidly, so he rubbed his leg against you.

"You like that, don't you, princesa," he murmured.

All you did was mewl. Was it his leg rubbing against you? What it his grip on your throat? His body against you? His words in your ear? You didn't know or care.

"Let's get this pretty dress out of the way, mmm?"

Miguel slid his hand behind your back and pulled the zip down. The dress knew its assignment and obediently fell off of your body, pooling at your hips. Miguel unhooked your bra in a second, tossing it aside. You breasts sprang free and Miguel fucking chuckled at the sight of them.

"What don't you have?" he muttered, admiring the size of them. He wasted no time and squeezed one, loving how the soft flesh peeked from between his fingers. Kneading it like dough, he caught the other in his mouth, sucking it like a lollipop, biting it to make you jump in place.

"Mmh!" you whined like a child.

"Puedes hacerlo mejor que eso, mi querida," he said, picking you up in his arms, and yanked your dress down, followed by the soaked panties that were useless as fuck, leaving you completely naked. He led you to his bed, sitting down and pulling you into his lap. You knew how wet you were for him. But, as you straddled his lap, you found out just about how hard he was.

He held you down by your hips, pressing you on his member, letting the friction grow. His arm snaked around your waist, guiding your movements, making you grind on him. His other hand grabbed your hair, tugging at it, which, like a button, made you arch and throw your head back. Miguel resumed burying his face between your tits. He could taste remnants of the syrup, which made his day honestly. It would be the best pancake he's ever eaten.

He felt himself grow uncomfortable due to the confines of his sweatpants. With ease, he picked you up again and threw you on the bed, your back hitting the soft mattress. You were being tossed around like a ball and you didn't mind it at all. He got rid of his pants and boxers impatiently.

You took one look at his divine erection and ascended to heaven. You were gone.

"Damn, man," you groaned.

Miguel sniggered and climbed on top of you, suddenly clouding any light there was in your vision. His weight on you felt incredible. He realised it and let himself rest on top of you as he reached his nightstand to pull out a condom. Ripping the cover with his fangs, he slid it on him. Kneeling over you, he harshly threw one of your legs over his shoulder, giving him the perfect angle to plunge inside you.

And plunge he did... at an agonisingly slow and calculated pace. You let out a big gasp, hands scrambling to grab something. Your nails dug themselves into his shoulders. Miguel winced, not expecting it to hurt. And he was the one with claws.

He began thrusting into you, gradually increasing the pace. And you were as subtle as a firecracker, noises of all kinds escaping your mouth. Oh, how they were music to his ears.

"That's it. Canta para mí." (sing for me)

"Go faster then..." you purred.

"I can, but it'll hurt, cariño."

"Have you..." you regained your breath, "ever thought that I want it to?"

That was it. Miguel was ready to bring the house down. A sly grin spread across his face and he jammed himself inside you once more, relentlessly slamming into you. Even he began to grunt and growl. You took a moment to compliment his dexterity for his hand is back to your throat, choking it seductively. He had you pressed, folded, and choking under him. What more could a girl want?

Apparently, you did. You chose the perfect moment to reveal your trump card.

"Mmm sí! Sí! Sí papi!" you mewled. (yk what that means)

Blood rushed to Miguel's groin, spreading throughout his body like wildfire. He growled loudly, more turned on than ever. You calling him that while he fucked you, a child's babysitter, did nine kinds of vulgar things to him.

"Sí, dime cuánto te gusta," he grunted as he fucked you faster and faster tirelessly. (yes, tell me how much you like it)

You complied, moaning and scratching at him, throwing more 'oh my gods' and 'fucks' in Spanish. But, you weren't done yet. You didn't want to come just yet. You dealt the final blow and mumbled in his ear.

"Puedes hacerlo mejor que eso, papi..."

Something in Miguel snapped and he abruptly flipped you around, cock still buried in you, and pulled your ass up, pressing your head down into the pillow, muffling your moans.

"You asked for it, baby girl," he whispered into your before he grabbed your by your hair and tugged at it, making you shout. He stopped holding back and slammed into you, splitting you into two. He didn't just go faster; he pulled out, rubbing his cock on your folds before plunging into you, over and over until you were crying, begging for him to make you come.

"Mmm please, fuck, I can't-"

"You don't get to come until I tell you, chiquita."

Tears filled in your eyes, your jaw hurt from all the moaning, your scalp stung as Miguel's grip held you in place, your core was throbbing and pulsating all at once. But you wanted all of it.

He started fucking you at a punishing pace, not caring about how loud you were or he was or the face that there was a literal child in the house, probably watching TV with your lewd noises in the background. You drove him crazy and he loved it. He loved tearing you apart with his cock. He loved making you squirm and cry and most of all, he loved how well you were taking it.

"That's it... You're taking me so well, chiquita. Think you can take all of me now?"

There were layers to him and you worshipped each of them as they unravelled. You nodded like a desperate cocksleeve, letting him drill into you. Miguel shoved all of him inside you, letting out his first guttural moan.

Your muscles clamped against him and grew tighter and wetter with each ruthless thrust. You weren't giving up either.

"Fuck..." he growled. "You're such a good girl." Those two words made you go feral. You controlled yourself as much as you could, but you knew you were coming undone by the second.

"That's it, baby girl, just like that. Give in to it. Let it go..." he murmured. "Come for me."

Miguel dragged your last moan out of you, letting your body slump down. He fell into the bed, next to you, equally breathless. He looked at you, your body. You slowly turned to face him. Miguel practically salivates upon seeing your face. Too fucked to have an emotion, but so sultry and sensual.

"The name's y/n, by the way..." you managed to say.

He laughed, sitting back up, and handed you your dress. You both quietly dressed yourselves, still high on each other.

"Uh, Miguel, I need them back..." you asked for your panties, which lay between his fingers.

"Souvenir," he said, tucking them into the pockets of his sweatpants.

You let out a gasp, shocked that he would let you walk out of here without any underwear. But then again, he deserved it. You decided to let him keep them.

You stood up, forgetting how to function for a second. Miguel leapt out of the bed and rushed to your side, steadying you.

"I'm so getting fired..."

Miguel dug into his pockets and pulled out a crumpled 20$ bill and shoved it between your tits, smirking proudly.

You rolled your eyes and slowly opened the door, peeking out to see Mayday perfectly sprawled on the couch, nibbling on the TV remote, unbothered and plenty entertained.

Cautiously, as if you and Miguel just went in for a quick lego building session, you both entered the living room. Just then Peter entered the house, mask removed and belly at ease.

"Hey! Job done real quick!"

You and Miguel glanced at each other and tried not to laugh at yet another irony.

"So, what did you guys do?" he asked, flopping down on the couch.

"Uh..."

"Well..."

Instantly, Mayday pointed her finger at you two, grinning from ear to ear.

"Rat."

"Rata."

Peter, clueless as ever, smiled and scooted next to Mayday, taking the remote away from her. You asked to leave, taking your handbag and the chump change Peter left in the key tray for you.

You opened the door and as you were about to exit, you turned around to look back at a flustered Miguel, only to see him staring at your exposed thigh where a careless stream of white ran its course. You met his eyes and smirked, "My souvenir."

[side-character-syndrome]

An actual coherent RP listing (EDITED 2025 - OPEN)

Heyooo I decided to make a post for my interests and fandoms separate to my other one. this one with the goal to be a little more organized.

My name is Becca and I have been writing for the better part of my life (since I was 10 and cringe and am now in mid twenties). I have a bit of an ADHD hyperfixation problem so I love diving into my favorite characters and stories. Its one of the greatest forms of entertainment as an adultish person.

I love writing angst and fluff but I dont write smut. Im asexual so it just doesnt really appeal to me. I dont mind slight intimacy. I can do any length but I prefer to plan and talk with partners before deciding on anything!

Im hoping to find some discord communities and a variety of partners from different verses. Usually the characters I choose are quite popular so I find that they are often taken on all of the servers I have tried thus far.

Anywayyyy without futher ado heres a list of my main peoples but I can branch off especially when it comes to marvel.

Marvel: Peter Parker (any), Loki Laufeyson, Matt Murdock, Bucky Barnes, Miles Morales, Steven Grant/Marc Spector , Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff

DC: barry allen, dick grayson, billy batson,jason todd

Grishaverse: Nikolai Lantsov, Kaz Brekker

Percy Jackson: Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Leo Valdez, Jason Grace, Nico D'Angelo

Star Wars: Cassian Andor, Anakin Skywalker, Cal Kestis

Shadowhunters: Jace Herondale, Julian Blackthorn, Will Herondale, Simon Lewis, James Herondale, Matthew Fairchild

Harry Potter: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger,James Potter

Julie and the Phantoms: Luke Patterson

Danny Phantom: Danny Fenton, Dani Masters

HTTYD: Hiccup Haddock III

Disney: Mal Descendants

Lockwood and Co: Anthony Lockwood

FNAF Movie: Mike Schmidt

Bridgerton: Anthony Bridgerton

Henry Danger: Henry hart

MBAV: Benny Weir

Wicked: Fiyero Tigelaar, Glinda Upland

There is honestly probably moreeee and im not guaranteeing I have muse for all of these at once but I thought it would be a good share. Check my blog for current fixation list.

[flower-slut004]

This is under construction so please hold your requests <3 Ps: Certain links don’t work but will be fixed

Dylan O'Brien

Daniel Sharman

Zendaya

Tom Holland

Aaron Taylor Johnson

Freddie Stroma

Oscar Issac

Shows/Movies

Supernatural

Marvel

Teen Wolf

Bridgerton

Certain Scream movies + the show

Characters/Shows I do not do anymore.

My babysitter is a vampire

You

Rodrick Heffley

Ashley Zuckerman

House Of Anubis

Chase Davenport