#baby parker

[trashartgalleries]

Bro, remember that time Steve and Tony got a divorce and Tony took over custody of Peter?

Cold War was a tough time for Stony shippers lolz

[my-gf-is-kazuichi-soda]

I didnt think I could depict my baby sister's eczema in such an obvious way in Microsoft Paint, but yep, that sure is eczema. Her skin is a lot better now and has been most of her life, but before we found out her allergies she was a very red-limbed baby.

[brainbubblegum]

I just know Spider-Punk volunteers to watch MayDay

[spiderman-withgreatpower]

AU where Peter has a cousin he is raised alongside p1

"Peter, can you come here?" May had called from the kitchen.

Peter came running in happily. He was seven years old now. He had been living with his Aunt and Uncle fully for a year. Although before then he often spent a lot of time with them, due to his parents jobs.

As he entered the kitchen, he saw his aunt stood nervously holding her husband's hands. Ben's arm around her and her close to him. They weren't sure how Peter would react to the news.

"Are you okay, Aunt May?" Peter asked, taking the arm of his aunt.

"Yes I'm fine." May answered with a warm smile.

She then kneeled down and kissed his forehead. Peter hugged her tightly.

"We have some really good news, Pete." Ben began. "We are having a baby."

Peter was silent for a longtime before he spoke.

"... If you guys have a baby...what happens to me? Are you guys gonna leave me?"

"Peter no, never." Ben answered.

"apsolutey not, Peter." Aunt May spoke as she picked up Peter in her arms. "We will continue to raise you and love you just as we always have. Your apart of this family forever. Just because it gets a little bit bigger doesn't mean we toss you out. You can be like the babies big brother. You can show him all your toys and favorite movies. You can teach him how to be the best kid in the world."

Peter gave a big smile and hugged his aunt. Then looked to his uncle back to his aunt.

"Then I'm happy for you both." Peter answered with a big smile.

****

Peter helped around the house more while Aunt May was pregnant. Between Uncle Ben and him, they wouldn't let her lift a finger. Ben even started cooking more, although May and Peter both strongly encouraged him to stop. His cooking was terrible.

Peter loved to cuddle up with his Aunt on the couch and he would talk to her baby bump. He would tell the baby inside how nice his family was and how much they already loved him. He would also talk to the bump about Star Wars. He really wanted the baby to like Star Wars.

***

After nine months, the day came.

Peter sat in the waiting room with Uncle Ben. Peter could see his uncle was stressed.

"Your gonna be a great Dad, Uncle Ben. I know it for a fact." Peter had told him.

Ben laughed.

"how do you know? How can you be so sure? I never done this Dad thing before."

"Cause you already are, to me. Your the best Dad I ever had. Your kind and fun. You always have to time to play with me and listen when I have a problem. You tell funny jokes and you get me sweets when Aunt May says no. Your the best Dad already, so now that your gonna have your own kid, I bet you will be even better."

Ben had tears in his eyes as he hugged Peter.

"Aw Peter your the best kid. If this baby is just half as great as you it will be amazing."

[hemlock-dreams]

How was their first kiss like?

(huge fan of you AU and art style<3)

First kiss? Spidey's (and Wade's) brain go out the window.

Unfortunately, most of Peter's body is poison. :(

I decided to combo the questions and there's an explanation under the cut.

Peter produces venom both on demand but also unconsciously when he's excited/high on adrenaline etc.

When he's producing venom, it mixes into his saliva and acts like a neurotoxin, which can produce intense highs that can quickly tip over into oversensitivity and pain.

His mouth is EXTREMELY sensitive because of this. Wade's skin is like the fourth of july for his brain.

Prolonged internal exposure (kissing/oral/licking a cut/etc) creates a headrush that leaves most normal people unconscious. Skin to saliva contact is just tingly.

(Making out for long periods of time/oral with MJ was NOT on the table- which had MJ coming to wrong conclusions.)

His blood is straight up poison. Would not recommend ingesting. (Don't eat brightly colored spiders, kids!)

His sweat is so negligible as to be be unnoticeable- unless you're wringing towels into your mouth.

His semen also produces intense sensation- mostly oversensitivity, that can be incredibly pleasurable, but can also tip into pain and paralysis for most people. Peter has no idea his semen can do this- because he's never experimented with it (always a condom. ALWAYS).

Because Wade has an incredible healing factor, as well as extensive nerve damage and scarring, he doesn't experience the negative aspects of Peter's venom. A big enough dosage could cause paralysis and death, but it's also going to have to be a WAY bigger hit than Spiderman would normally apply.

This is a super fun learning experience for them both!

Once again, thank you so much for all the support and the asks, it's been so fun figuring Peter's venom out and finding ways to play with him!

@eevylynn

[babybirbb]

i don’t know what’s funnier: spidernoir and spider-ham being invited to the spider society and them turning it down, or just straight up not being invited to join lmao

[iwasbored777]

The height difference in ITSV vs in ATSV is killing me 😭 Miles and Gwen were so shorter than Peter, now they're almost as tall as him

[milimeters-morales]

this is so funny

[abi7100]

Everytime Peter and Tony get into an argument whether big or small, Peter always mumbles an apology right before storming off. He didn't get the chance to apologize to Ben about their argument before he died, And he won't let that happen again. He Won't.

[erinwantstowrite]

itsy bitsy christmas

i got done writing the outline for the christmas oneshot and felt like drawing itsy bitsy peter and now here we are.... my son....

[pandadrake]

Spider-Society and The Day of Lots of Involuntary Trips to Earth-19999. (Finally finished this, god damn.)

I hadn’t seen any takes on what Spider-Society was like during Spider-man: No Way Home (2021), so I thought about it too hard.

I.e. I pulled up a clip of No Way Home to see what the Peter-abduction spell would look like from Miguel’s POV, then realized he'd have no idea what he's looking at and would probably mistake it for something else.

[emichevy]

NOIR HEAD CANONS!! (Part 2)

More will come about the others too 🦅

[shu-of-the-wind]

peter b spent the entirety of across the spiderverse being like "listen you know what cured my depression? my MAGIC BABY"

[tonystarkstan]

brb crying over Mayday being held by her extended spider-family

[nocek]

damn, it's growing into longer series so for the sake of organization here are links to previous parts:

[miles finally goes to comicscon] [pavitr and the dogs also want to be included] [unconnected halloween special] [hobie and miles vs capitalism] [pavitr and gayatri in cutest couple costumes]

[hemlock-dreams]

Your Peter looks like he's the one who will be calling Wade "Baby Boy" instead of the other way around

Ur absolutely, 10000% right, anon.