#baby brain

[extrashortshorts]

He doesn't know-

[lynnaredfield3383]

One curse word. Baby brain Kiri & Bakugo & fem reader. Fluffy fluff.

Imagine being in a relationship with Bakugo & Kirishima. You're on night patrol, and they're in bed thinking about you. (Well, sorta).

Bakugo is mindlessly running his fingers through Kiri's hair as they lay in bed enjoying a night off. Kiri is lying against his chest, staring dreamily into the distance.

"You know, I've been thinking it would be amazing to have a little you and Y/N running around the house."

Kiri looked at Bakugo, who smiled at the thought.

"I was thinking the same thing, except I want a little Kiri and Y/N."

Kiri sat up the excitement completely taking over him.

"Can you imagine whose quirk they'd get. Or maybe like a half and half quirk. Y/N's lighting combined with your explosions?"

Kiri began to ramble, and Bakugo chuckled softly. Seeing you or Kiri excited gave him a peace he hadn't known before.

"Ya know, I heard Y/N tell Mina she'd want twins if she ever got pregnant. A boy and a girl to get it over with."

Kiri's eyes widened with a new round of excitement and giddiness. Bakugo couldn't wait until you got home because the look on your face would be priceless once Kiri started talking.

"Man, twins. I kinda want 4 kids," Kiri calmed himself with that final thought.

You couldn't wait to get into bed after the shift you just came off. Damn villain decided to steal a garbage truck full of fish. You'd spent an extra hour at your agency trying to rid yourself of the rotten fish smell.

As you slid into your slippers, you rounded the corner and walked into the living room. On the couch, Bakugo held two identical baby dolls, a devious smirk playing on his lips. Knelt on the floor holding a sign that read, We love you, was Kiri.

It only took a second for it to register.

"Oh, fuck," you whispered.

[ashleytradpreggo]

So just for fun I tried doing one of those iq tests to see how these pregnancies have affected me! 💖

This is good for a girl,right? 😅

I think I might stick to the baby making 🤰😆

[puppytodlr]

🐬🫧🚀kwazii moodboard🐈🌊

[trolldollinoveralls]

wonder if he knows this is how i feel waiting on him to respond while hes at work

[davidaugust]

President-elect musk has 10 known children and hasn’t the faintest accurate clue where they came from or how they grew up.

Part of why we’re altricial (helpless at birth) is because the human pelvis allows for upright walking, with the tradeoff of smaller birth canals than a larger brain _at birth_ could fit through. Babies brains grow a bunch after being born (details below).

How the heck is he gonna run a country?

“At birth, the average baby’s brain is about a quarter of the size of the average adult brain. Incredibly, it doubles in size in the first year and keeps growing to about 80% of adult size by age 3 and 90%, nearly full grown, by age 5.”

https://files.firstthingsfirst.org/for-parents-and-families/brain-development

And another interesting article:

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41559-023-02253-z

[henghost]

Why do you feel the need to constantly talk like an “ironically” pretentious piece of shit?

it's actually good to be pretentious, dumdum! read a book!!

[underpantsandoverbites]

[silverhallow]

Is Baby brain real? I had a friend spend 45 minutes looking for her car before she remembers she had taken the bus

Honestly I never used to think so… but literally I can walk in a room and forget why I’ve gone in.

I’ve stopped mid-sentence to my hubby this week and totally forgotten what I was saying.

It’s not all the time but literally this week it’s been mad.

I went to the wrong car park In work to get my car… and then realised I was in the wrong car park after 10 minutes…

It’s entirely real as your body is putting all the effort into creating your baby that some things slip your mind and it can take a little longer to pick it up again…

I asked at my midwife appointment as I thought I was going mad.

But it is entirely real and gets worse towards your third trimester!

[lesbiancharliedalton]

me: i'm so sick of taking [antidepressant] it helps my anxiety but getting rid of that worsens my depression and i've been on it for so long and i'm SICK OF IT I HATE IT GET ME OFF OF THIS MEDICATION

also me: omg wait you want me to.... stop taking [antidepressant] and replace it with another one? but what if that hurts its feelings? :(

[trolldollinoveralls]

need to lay on someones stomach , my tummy between their legs and my chin resting on my folded arms . need their hands cradling my head and their thumbs tracing circles around my cheeks n eyelids while they maintain low effort and drowsy eye contact with me and drone on about how they feel about me . need them to talk about anything , even ask me yes or no questions as i drop lower and lower into simpler headspaces or pass out on the journey . when my head gets too heavy for me to hold up , i need their hands to move so that one is petting my hair , and the other is tracing a knuckle gently around the features of my face . need to wrap my arms around them n nuzzle into their tummy while i soak up the pets , drifting to sleep

[arissaokami]

My sister was staying with us after she gave birth to my niece. This was just after the Telugu film RRR won the Oscar for 'Naatu Naatu'. So whenever it was time to give the baby a bath I would sing Bathu Bathu to my niece in the same tune of 'Naatu Naatu'.

Eventually she moved back to her in-laws place w my niece. And i caught myself singing it to myself when I went for a shower. 🙃

professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”

professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”

[quotesbysam]

Currently pregnant, crying to partner because of bloating and weight gain.

Me: I'm a big ugly whale!!!!

Him: a sexy whale!! I'd tap that! Mmmmmmm

Me: with what a pontoon?!?!?!

Him: wait... what?

Me: you know the guns that shoot sharp things...?

Him: hunny, do you mean harpoon?

[sabulana]

Baby brain is so fucking real today jfc I shouldn't be allowed to leave the house anymore

[mostlydeceased]

what do you do when your body is a corpse but your mind is an insane infant?

[trolldollinoveralls]

YES THIS

God I love soft dumbification. The “let your thoughts go, you don’t need them” and “no thinking, that’s for me to do” I have to just obey when they’re being so sweet about it. How could I not let my brain be wiped when you’re so polite in telling me?