#babitha incorrect quotes

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Romantic Valentine's Day Date for Partners in Crime 💞🗡

Holding writers at gunpoint and forcing them to make our favorite ships canon (don't worry writers, this is a joke) 😂

Oswald: I don't care that Jay Gatsby was iN LoVE with Isab-I mean Daisy, he was in love with a memory, not her! Besides, he and Nick had a thing going!

Ed: Yep, I have the spreadsheet right here.

Tabitha: Exactly. And while you're at it, give Zelda Fitzgerald some credit.

Barbara: And make Daisy leave Tom for Jordan or something.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 193

[Leaving Martin home alone for the first time]

Oswald: Did I leave the stove on?

Ed: You haven't cooked since you killed your stepfamily.

Barbara: I love unhinged women but I also love women who try so hard to be hinged. Clinging to those hinges by her fingernails.

Oswald: People always ask how I pronounce my name- Cobblepot or Kapelput? I always tell them the same thing; "how dare you speak to me?"

[clericxhood777]

Tabitha: One word; Men

Barbara: Assholes

Oswald: Backstabbers

Jeremiah: Heartbreakers

Tabitha: Glad we understand them

[imthekingofgotham]

[questionable-disarray]

Barbara: From now on we will be using code names, you can address me as Eagle One.

Barbara: Jim is 'Been there, done that'.

Barbara: Tabitha is 'Currently doing that'.

Barbara: Lee is 'It happened once in a dream'.

Barbara: Ed is 'If I had to pick a dude'.

Barbara: And Oswald is... Eagle Two.

Oswald: Oh thank God.

[negasonicsgf]

Tabitha Galavan: Sorry I’m late, i had to polish my axe.

Barbara Kean, already in love: Why do you have an axe? Also, nice axe.

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Gotham Characters React to Twitter Renaming to X (Incorrect Quote with Edward Nygma x Oswald Cobblepot, Bruce Wayne & Selina Kyle, Barbara Kean x Tabitha Galavan, and Jim Gordon & Harvey Bullock) 🐦😂

Edward Nygma: The renaming is not only stupid because of the problems that can come up when putting a single letter into a search system, but also because of the already gained famous status of its former name, along with the numerous jokes and memes. In this esssy I will-

Oswald Cobblepot: What can I say, there's only space for one iconic bird😌💁‍♂️

Edward: Figuratively speaking...yes.

Oswald: *beams*

Selina Kyle: Catter. Nevermind, sounds stupid.

Bruce Wayne: Should I try and schedule a meeting with him?

Selina: Hah, yeah, while you're at billionaire business, why don't you also start a clothing branch for Wayne Industries and let me model with cats in a weird photoshoot for the first collection?

Bruce: Sounds interesting, I'll go-

Selina: Did he just...? Leave?

Barbara Kean after entering the room: My, did I hear cat photoshoot? Can I bring Tabitha? She scratches too.

Meanwhile, Harvey Bullock: Yeah, so one of your "x"s-

Jim Gordon, triggered, also didn't hear about the change: What is she planning?!

[shyjusticewarrior]

Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 154

Barbara: Today I had my favorite ever unsolicited queer comment. I was holding hands with Tabitha and Oswald's maid Olga, who speaks little English, approached us. She smiled, nodded approving and said: "men is too headache."

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Oswald: Gotham isn't real. Just saw Barbara and Tabitha kissing at the Sirens Club and Butch looked at 'em and said "y'all can't do that at home?"

Oswald: He got some weird looks and so he felt the need to clarify to everyone; "not a homophobe, just a hater."

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Ed: Every time I shower I'm like "yeah! I'll take better care of myself! This rules! Yeah!" And then the horrors.

Oswald: "The horrors" are "drying off" and "getting dressed," by the way.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 130

Oswald: People actually tell their crushes they like them?

Butch: What do you do?

Oswald: I die? What kinda question...

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Ed: Bottoms are equally important, if not more so.

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Barbara: Hey, Oswald. Tabitha just broke my seashell lamp.

Oswald: Neat, I'm gonna die alone.

Barbara: Okay you win.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 147

Tabitha: I sleep with a sword under my pillow.

Barbara: Weak, I sleep with a gun.

Ed: You're both pathetic.

Tabitha: Oh? What do you sleep with?

Ed: Oswald.

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Harvey: I only know of one genuinely platonic relationship.

Jim: You and me.

Harvey: Don't make me laugh, you wanna hit this so hard... Seriously, he's playing footsie with me as I sp- OW!

No, Penguin and Ivy.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 140

Barbara, baking: Where did I put my brown sugar?

Tabitha: I'm right here, honey buns.

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*Oswald sneezes*

Ed: Are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and make you some warm soup.

*Jim sneezes*

Ed: Shut the fuck up.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 183

Oswald: How long do I think I'll last? I'm pretty used to pain, but I'm also a big ole baby bitch. So, hard to say.

[After Galavan died]

Tabitha, crying: This is really unfair. I could've killed that fucker like a thousand times and this bitch just swoops in?

Barbara: Are you crying because you're pissed off or because you're sad?

Tabitha, still crying: Will you stop asking me fucking questions?! I don't know! I have no idea!

Lee: I told Ed his ears turn red when he lies.

Oswald: Why did you do that?

Lee: So I could do this. Hey, Ed! Do you love us?

Ed, covering ears: No!

[shyjusticewarrior]

Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 121

Tabitha: Yeah I don't how you want me to decide this. He's hot, she's hot; just sandwich me between both of them.

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Barbara: No, just because someone's bisexual or pansexual doesn't mean they're some sex-crazed demon, okay? I'm just a whore.

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Ed: How is it that my dating app preferences are set to everyone and I'm still fucking single?

[shyjusticewarrior]

Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 128

Tabitha: You're very white today, Barbara.

Barbara: I'm white everyday, Tabitha.

Tabitha: That's true.

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Oswald: I like the pope's outfits, they're super gay.

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Oswald: Oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about Ed I'll kill you. Sorry, that sounded like a joke. I will actually kill you.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 163

Mobster: A lot of us lost respect for Gilzean when he picked you as his second. If he needed eye candy around, he could've at least picked Kean.

Tabitha: That's funny. I'll tell her you said that.

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Lee: I'm sorry I punched you.

Ed: No you're not.

Lee: I'm not.

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Oswald: How bad is it?

Ed: Oh, I'd say it's about a seven point... eye ripped off.

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Gotham Incorrect Quotes (Includes Longer Ones) Masterlist

Height Difference Incorrect Quote (Oswald, Edward, Harvey, Jonathan Crane, Zsasz, Barbara, Lee, Selina)

Gotham Characters React to Twitter Renaming to X (Incorrect Quote with Edward Nygma x Oswald Cobblepot, Bruce Wayne & Selina Kyle, Barbara Kean x Tabitha Galavan, and Jim Gordon & Harvey Bullock) 🐦😂

Oswald's Drunk Prank on Ed Through a Commercial 😂 (Nygmobblepot Crack Treated Seriously, Hurt/Comfort-y Photoedit 😭) — aka How an Ad for Erectile Dysfunction Brought them Closer Together

Romantic Valentine's Day Date for Partners in Crime 💞🗡 (Nygmobblepot & Babitha)

Nygmobblepot Miscommunication with FTM Trans Edward Nygma

Gotham Pick-Up Lines (Valentine Cards for Jim, Edward, Nathaniel Barnes & uhm IsabellA) 💌😂

Missing Mayor Cobblepot Conspiracy Theories+Nygmobblepot Photoedit (Inspired by the Kate Middleton theories in 2024)

Nygmobblepot Fighting Transphobia ☺️🔪

Nygmobblepot Edward Nygma's Philosophic Chess Thoughts ♟️😉

Edward Nygma's Denial About Being Obsessed with Oswald Cobblepot

"Fuck Oswald Cobblepot" and "Fuck Jim Gordon" Clubs

Lee Thompkins Insulting Edward Nygma (Comparing Him to Dorian Gray)

Fairy vs. Walrus with Gotham Fox Characters 🧚‍♀️😂

Modern AU Nygmobblepot, Ivy Pepper & Selina Kyle on April Fool's Tumblr (Incorrect Quote) 🐾😽😂

Gotham Season 1/2/...? Gobblepot Summed Up

Edward Nygma in Nygmobblepot Denial in Season 4 🤫😂 (spoilers & suggestive content!)

Edward Nygma x Ides of March 😂 (Incorrect Quote with a Little Nygmobblepot)

Season 3 Selina Kyle Stealing from Oswald Cobblepot

Nygmobblepot "So many people need a hug, forehead kiss and a grilled cheese sandwich cut diagonally"

Funny Jim & Harvey Incorrect Quote

Fellas, is it gay to look at a man like this? (Nygmobblepot & Gobblepot)

Nygmobblepot friends to enemies to almost lovers

Nygmobblepot Being Mesmerized by the Other's Eyes

With What Vices the Gotham Characters Get Through the Day (Oswald, Jim, Harvey, Ed Barbara & Zsasz) - Humour

Edward Nygma Finding Out That Oswald Recklessly Adopted Puppies & the Riddler Getting Back at Oswald for Calling Him "Edward. Edward. Edward Edward Edward" 😂

Edward Nygma Coming Back from Meeting Isabella (Textpost)

Glitter Outfit!Edward Nygma Text Post 🌟

What if Edward Nygma Had a Secret Costume Like Superman? 😂

Gotham Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈 (Barbara Kean, Selina Kyle & Nygmobblepot) with a prank-loving Ed 🤫😂

Jervis Tetch Ordering Pizza for the J-Squad by Hypnosis 😆😂😜🍕feat. Harvey Bullock & Jim Gordon

Nygmobblepot Ed's Love-hate

Finale Nygmobblepot Suggestive Misunderstanding 🤭

Nygmobblepot When You Ask Him a Romantic Riddle But You're a Criminal Couple 🤭😂🥰

What if the Olympics Took Place in Gotham? 🏊‍♂️🏅😂 (Funny/Hurt/Comforty Gotham Post-Canon with Jim, Oswald, Ed & Valerie Incorrect Quote)

Nygmobblepot Gordon Ramsay Fantasy 👨‍🍳😂

Non-Jim Cops Trying to Deal with Oswald & Vice-Versa 😂

They Just Want Oswald to Top-I Mean STOP (Gobblepot vs. Nygmobblepot vs. Zsaszlepot)

Nygmobblepot: Ed's Emergency Contact 😂

Oswald Not Finding Dirt on Lee & Ed Being Disappointed that Oswald Believes in Ghosts (Vague Season 4 Spoilers)

Sautéing the Horrors Meme (Tw: Dark Humour)

Ed vs. Olga: The Sandwich

Edward Nygma about Modern Authentication

Nygmobblepot "Romance isn't dead but..."

Lee Thompkins & Selina Kyle Girl-to-Girl Compliment in a Bar

Modern AU!Lee Thompkins' Social Media Feed

Years of Gotham incorrect quotes & textposts lead to...😂 (this is mainly a recommendation for an edit but I thought I'd put it in here too)