#b: twenty one pilots

[thelockedtune]

Today's Locked Tune is Ride by Twenty One Pilots, for Gideon Nav and the worst thing she ever did.

Spotify/YouTube

[sleepyjim2]

[kickedin17]

For months all that's been rotating in my stupit little brain is how so much of twenty one pilots' music is very specifically about holding your hand out into the void you created around yourself and hoping and praying (sometimes literally) that someone is actually there to grab onto it and hold you back and preemptively wondering what's going to happen when they let go and leave you in the void again. but despite that fear and that gnawing sense that you'll end up alone anyway, you also can't not hold your hand out, because you have to try. you have to try anyway it's the only way to live

And paladin strait is kind of the climax/bookend to that, saying, actually, I know you're out there and I'm coming to get you and I know you're still going to be there when I make it. so of course I'm going to try. I never considered anything else

And I think the live paladin strait/bandito mashup is saying, from the other perspective, I was actually always here and would've always followed you, even if you decided to let go. because you and I are the same and I would never have chosen anything else, other than to be with you and wait for you. turn around.*

And it makes me ill it makes me sick !!!!! I hate it here !!!!!!!!

(*because orpheus but also they're singing it ass to ass 😔)

[drkstrlght]

I'm exactly where I wanna be

[housederiva]

It didn’t hit me till I just started making my coffee but I was in the same room as Hideo Kajima, Harrison Ford, Snoop Dogg, and Matthew Mercer last night

[wagingmywarsbehindmyface]

twenty øne piløts via ig

[addictt-with-a-pen]

the gang’s all here. |-/

[pizza-cake-house]

recently watched across the spiderverse and while i loved all of it (esp hobie) the fact that you can't outright tell that the spot was the main antagonist (apart from miquel) is pretty neat, like the first time you see him is when he's trying to steal an atm from a local store and getting his ass kicked by the store owner before miles swoops in and battles him all through nyc.

like he only becomes an actual tangible threat when he shares his Villain Origin StoryTM and goes on a mission to build a hydron collider to get his powers back, and Then deciding to take away everything that is close to miles, including his dad. like he demanded to be taken seriously by everyone around him and was willing to ruin the world to achieve his goal.

and yes he was silly and goofy too

[silverlininghills]

maybe this is just me clowning but ever since they announced they were doing a music video for every song on clancy + that they wld all drop on album release day ive been CONVINCED that we're getting Something Else afterwards. cause normally the post-release music videos are how they continue moving the narrative forward throughout a cycle, so without them to look forward to there has to be SOMETHING else to take their place. now, with tylers whole "final battle later after the end of the record" im even MORE convinced, and also terrified. what the fuck is gonna happen after the 24th???

[sojirai]

truly balling

[crypticcraftin]

Day 22: Camp

[klinefelterrible]

Me, to the Devil: I wanna play music

Devil: what kind of music

Me: maybe something full on gay?

Devil, rattling his papers: we already have Village Boys and the XX.

Me: what about something like gay but for the straight girls

Devil: as far as I remember correctly we have something called Cigarettes After Sex.

Me: damn it you’re right

Devil: how about something kinda gay

Me: like twenty one pilots?

Devil: you’re right, my bad

Me:

Devil: If you want to have a beef with everyone with your weird vibe you can always, uhm

Me: Azalia Banks

Devil: yup. Wanna be a hoe and make hoe music?

Me: don’t start with all that Iggy Nicki Cardi crowd, I don’t want any of it

Devil: gangsta rap?

Me: no

Devil: if you wanted to make a real music you’d be already doing some metal and cheering the devil up

Me: yeah well maybe one day

Devil: hopefully

Me: I noticed you’re avoiding talking about Weird Al Yankovic

Devil, crossing fingers: We do not talk about God in Hell. Bad mojo

Me: how about straight girl for gay dudes

Devil, mockingly: YASS QUEEN!

Me: yeah too many to choose from

Devil: and at least half of them saint already so

Me: is Lady Gaga a saint?

Devil: well, sort of

Me: what do you mean

Devil: both angels and demons call her Mistress

Me: oh

Devil: yeah you should be here for the Pokerface day which is literally every Thursday

Someone in the background: oh, woah-oh-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh,

Someone else with a raspy soviet accent: I get him high, show him what I got

Devil: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

Me: mah-mah-mah-maah

Devil: how about my boot in your ass now, hm?

Me: so, uhm… no chances for music career, huh?

Devil: oh now you need to just buy a mac, learn ai and autotune and come back later when you need followers on youtube and views on spotify

Me: can I borrow two grand?

Devil: yeah why the hell not

Me: wait, no contract?

Devil: shit you’re right

Me: can I give you a blowjob instead?

Devil: okay

Two minutes and a lot of gurgling later:

Devil: can I give you a blowjob?

Me: do I have to pay you?

Devil: of course

Me: uhm

Devil: so, a contract?

Me: a contract?

Devil: you didn’t suck my dick for money, did you

Me: actually I did

Devil, handing me $2000: okay so do you wanna another 2k?

Me, kneeling: sure

Devil, giving me a scroll and a quill: oh come on what are you thinking

Me: now? a music career

Devil, rolling eyes: oh shut the fuck up and sign it already

Me: I feel peer pressured, but

Devil: a boot in the ass, then?

Me: and now it’s coercion

Devil: technically it’s a threat of violence

Me: may I remind you that I studied law

Devil: yeah and you sucked my dick before writing a contract so what does it make you

Me: a dreamer

Devil, kicking my ass so hard I got out of hell: name that your band. NEXT!

Me, waking up and not remembering anything but feeling cum in my mouth and my ass hurting, two thousand dollars in my hand: I guess I was in a gangbang…?

[kickedin17]

Woe, random collection of art and doodles I don't think I've ever posted on here be upon ye~ (clancy and torchy chibi heads are actually buttons but I don't have a good picture of them in button form atm)

[warmglowofsurvival]

“co-writing hits”

[theweirdkidinside03]

Beyonce' held tight on top of Countdown Top 40 for the second week with TEXAS HOLD 'EM

TEXAS HOLD 'EM - Beyonce'

we can’t be friends (wait for your love) - Ariana Grande

Lose Control - Teddy Swims

Doctor (Work It Out) - Pharrell Williams & Miley Cyrus

Popular - The Weeknd, Madonna & Playboi Carti

Beautiful Things - Benson Boone

I LUV IT (feat. Playboi Carti) - Camila Cabello

overcompensate - twenty one pilots

Never Be The One - Olivia O'Brien

MY MIND - Sarah Geronimo & Billy Crawford

obsessed - Olivia Rodrigo

Training Season - Dua Lipa

Love On - Selena Gomez

Like What (Freestyle) - Cardi B

Espresso - Sabrina Carpenter

Hands On Me (feat. Meghan Trainor) - Jason Derulo

Illusion - Dua Lipa

I WANT YOU - SB19

yes, and? - Ariana Grande

Whatever - Kygo & Ava Max

Selfish - Justin Timberlake

Ruin - Usher & Pheelz

Deeper Well - Kacey Musgrave

No Angels - Justin Timberlake

MASC (feat. Teezo Touchdown) - Doja Cat

HISS -Megan Thee Stallion

Karma - JoJo Siwa

Love wins all - IU

Friendly Fire - Linkin Park

 청춘에게 (To Youth) - EPEX

Eyes Closed - Imagine Dragons

Enough (Miami) - Cardi B

Been Like This - Megan Trainor & T-Pain

Never Let Me Go - mgk

In Your Hands - Halle

Back To You - B1A4

ART - Tyla

B.A.D. (feat. P-Lo) - Denise Julia

Truth or Dare - Tyla

greedy - Tate McRae

[apthotiosis]

keeping the post-show drawing-on-the-train-home tradition alive . twenty one pilots melb was nuts , we had such a good energy crowd holy shit

fave moment (silly) had to be everyone rapping verse two of ride while tyler went for a walk (we did so good?!) and then he went 'nice try :3' and did it himself

fave moment (srs) - too many but up there was josh singing bandito over paladin strait (and shh tyler's mic totally worked the whole song shhhh nothing happened in the first chorus it was fine shhhhhh)