#b/nha snz

[goodlucksnez]

soooooo…. Hiiiiiii, ummmmm i was wondering…. Since you haven’t done like a Shinkami wav in a while… i was wondering if you could do one where denki is getting allergies and his quirk is going off and shinsou is comforting him, and everything is just really fluffy?

I AM SO SORRY THIS IS SO LATE!

This is based on a real life thing that happened with one of my ex's but i hope it is as fluffy as you wanted!

Enjoy!

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[kushami-hime]

When pro heroes D/ynamight and D/eku find themselves in a tight spot, they'll need to muster up their self control in order to prevail and save the day. Unfortunately, D/ynamight has a slight dust allergy...and it's making D/eku a bit weak in the knees.

CW: Sneezing, angry B/akugou, snzfucker! I/zuku, B/akudeku if you squint violently, enclosed space, sneezing while hiding scenario, fic turned wav, holdbacks, sniffling, stifles, wet sounding stifles, hitching breaths and build ups, AN EXPLOSION PLS BE PREPARED! whispered voices, B/akugou sneezing on D/eku consensually, B/akugou hates reporters, potential sequel in store?

It's FINALLY HERE, I think this method of getting wavs done will do me some good, helps me FINALLY finish projects and gives my greedy broke bitch ass motivation to make them as great as I can! That being said, I hope this lives up to expectations! Nonny if you see this (the lovely who commissioned its completion) please lemme know what you think! This is my first wav in MONTHS and I hope this is a proper come back for me and not just a total flop.

apologies for the like...4 month hiatus, and next up is a wav with listener trapped in an elevator with sick, angry, sneezy D/ynamight, hope you're ready ;3

LOVE YALL!!

[slightlyunconventional]

h/awks the type of guy to pace around his kitchen fanning his hands in front of his face when he needs to sneeze

[goodlucksnez]

This is very rushed but MAN I MISSED VOICING THESE TWO!!! Er/aser//mic for the win!

week 1 of December winter themed wavs/content

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CW: Coughing, sneezing (duh), couple nose blows,mention of Christmas/holiday, public humiliation, slightly flirtatious

Summery: H/izashi doing to his weekly radio show during a bad winter storm and a surprise guest appearance happens…and it seems that is not the only surprise of the evening!

[goodlucksnez]

cw: Swearing (a lot-its baku yall), mentions of toxic past, door slamming, holdback, Ice freezing sound effects, todo/baku implied, b/aku trying to be nice, and apologizing (character growth okay), K/ink Baku implied

The past week it has been over 100 degrees and i wanted to bring that to a wav so who better then T/odo and B/aku-Enjoy!!

Next wav: Ha//zbin

Transcript

Jesus. fucking God. mother fucking piece of shit *slams door*

Good afternoon Bakugou

 Oi shut up. I'm in no fucking mood.

 Is everything alright?

 No fucking Strawberry Shortcake. It's not fucking all right. It's 100° outside and I have to fucking go on patrol while you lounge around

Are you upset at me?

Wow. Whatever made you think that? I am covered in sweat. You're lucky and no one decided to Light a match near me or ill blow up half the damn city. Oh my God. Fuck summer. Fuck this. This is a bunch of fucking

Is your…..Emotions tied to the weather outside.

Don't even fucking start with me. Half and half. I'm in no fucking mood. It's hot as satan left testicle out there. OK, now fuck of while I take a fucking shower.

Only his left.

*slams door*

 Ohh yeah. Wow, he was really mad.Well,I can help with that at least. I can cool it down in here. I guess I never really noticed it. It's slightly warm. Well. Hopefully this will make a difference to him.

Why the fuck do I walk outside? It's hundred and fucking.*slips on ice* What the hell is this icy hot? Why the fuck is the living room a god damn ice rink?

So you're upset when you're both too hot and too cold.

You not mad that it's fucking a ice rink. I'm mad because this is my god damn living room and you're fucking it up. Melt this crap.

I apologize I.*sneeze* Thought you wanted it to be colder?

I want it to not be 101 fucking degrees outside doesn't mean it needs to be negative fucking 50, fucking idiot. I swear. You don't have a fucking brain in there

I apologize bakugou.

 Ohh, don't fucking Bakugou me.

 It is your name, is it not?

 Oh, my God. You fucking piss me off so much. You fucking know that.

I apologize.

Was that the people of the fucking world didn't fuck up the air this much? I wouldn’t be so mad, OK?

Would you like a frozen dairy product?

Are you fucking asking me if I want ice cream?

Yes.

Get the god damn cookies and cream and don't say shit

*eating ice cream*

 Don't fucking look at me like that.

I apologize

don't get me started.

 I'm confused. Is the ice cream not helping you cool down?

Really pushing your luck there.

I don't understand.

This is hard enough, OK.

Oh, would you like me to melt it for you

 not the fucking ice cream!! this, feeling. I feel bad about how I acted.

OK.

Fuck I'm sorry, OK? I was just hot and annoyed at that. I'm sorry, I shouldn't-Have yelled at you. OK. Ohh you don't need.

Don't finish that fucking sentence. I was in the wrong you're in the right. Happy now.

Not really. You still look.*sneeze* what?

What the hell did you just do?

I'm…sitting here looking at you.

No, the fucking convulsion. What the fuck was that?

 I sneezed.

You what?

Uhm, I sneezed.

Since when do you fucking sneeze?

I am a human. I have bodily functions just like the rest of us.

You sure? Because half the time you act like a damn robot.

I*sneeze* I assure you I am quite human. Pardon.

What the hell is wrong with you? I've known you for five fucking years. I don't think I've ever seen you fucking sneeze.

You most likely have. You just probably didn't notice you kind of Live in your own

 don't change the fucking subject on me. Let me rephrase. The god damm question. Why are you fucking sneezing?

 Oh, what it may have to do with the ice show earlier.

What?

 My internal body temperature is regulated by both the ice and the fire that I control within myself within my center. When one Is more prominent than the other. It can cause side effects. More likely than not, when I overheat. I have a hard time cooling myself down. When I am freezing, it's harder to warm myself up. Causes painful memories. Over the years, I've gotten better at controlling my regulations.

 That's not how this works.

You make sweat that can explode. I don't think this needs to be scientifically proven.

 So what your ices makes you fucking sneeze. Then what was with the fucking Ice show just trying to show off.

 I was trying to make you cool. *sneeze* Pardon me. Evidently I seem *snneze*.

 You fucking short circuit, if that's what the fuck you did.

I prefer the term got out of balance, but I guess you could Compare it to a AI misfiring. I mean, if you think about it,

don't. Go all fucking nerd on me. What? What do I fucking do? Do I stick you outside?

 I'm not a rabid animal bakugou. It's fine, it's just. Just some sneezing.

You'll probably be over that fucking faster if you actually let your body do it.

 Excuse me.

 You're holding them in. Your body is trying to obviously, fucking expel something. Let it do its job. Why are you shortening its lifespan?

Did you just refer to A bodily function as having a lifespan. Now he's being weird.

Oh, everyone thinks you're so gid damn analytical. No one realized. How fucking savage you can be.

You got that hitching shit like deku. Do I have to flick your nose too.

If I didn't know better, I would say you're enjoying this

shut up. I'm not enjoying this. It's just rare, OK.

You fucking stifle again. I will fucking. Come over there.

Pardon me.

Bless.

What was that

Fuck off

[bird-zns716]

Okay but now I'm imagining monoma as A and Denki as B and I need this in my life

Okay, so I'm currently thinking very hard about a couple who has a fairly consistent sleeping/cuddling pattern where A is always the big spoon and B is always the little spoon, and this rarely ever changes. Maybe they both prefer their respective positions, maybe it's just more comfortable bc A is larger than B, maybe it's just routine at this point because they've done it this way every time.

Anyway, now cue character A coming down with a horrendous cold that leaves them feverish and sluggish and tired. And when B suggests them both turning into bed early so A can get some extra rest, A is much too out-of-it and drowsy to turn any extra sleep down.

B gets into the bed, assuming their typical position instinctively, waiting for A to slip in behind them and assume their typical position as the big spoon.

But, to B's surprise, once A gets into bed, A starts gently pulling on B's limbs to get them into a different position where they're laying on their back, and A promptly sprawls out across B, tucking their face against the skin of B's chest. B blinks in surprise, but easily sinks into the position with the warmth of A's body enveloping them and begins carding their fingers through A's hair.

"This is new, hmm?" B muses at their position, a hint of amusement in their tone. A starts mumbling into B's skin, somewhat muffled, but the main point that A made out was that B can't make fun of them because they're sick and shut up and--

B just chuckles fondly and gives A's forehead a soft kiss, tells A that they also like their new cuddle-position, and encourages them to get some rest to sleep off that cold. A and B both drift off, B's fingers running through A's hair, and the only sound being A's slightly congested breathing as they fall asleep.

[goodlucksnez]

So I missed March wheel spin because I was busy, but this month it is .......@dr-ground-zero turn! They have always loved my Vi//llian D//eku so I had to make a small thing!

plot: basically the underground mafia boss D//eku calls you to a meeting in their basement, to go over how insubordination will go & how he plans to make his mark in this world...without even a power to his name....it is just too bad someone left some flowers on the stage.

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enjoy!

[goodlucksnez]

Happy Early birthday @dustenfuego

I know we do not talk that often but i wanted to say thank you for supporting me and i hope you are well....unlike these babies lol

CW: coughing, sneezing (duh), stuffiness and hitching and some angst....also vic is really bad at explaining grammar and shit lol

Basically M//ic has a cold and wont admit it and er//aser tries to help?!? Hope you enjpy!!! happy birthday!!!

yes it is raining the whole time because i like rainy days in october! Hope it is not bad i was really rushed sorry—- also I messed up the dates and hachi was supposed to be today so keep an eye out soon (maybe tomorrow) for b day gift will come out sorry again @hachiibun

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MINORS FUCK OFF

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[goodlucksnez]

CW:Sniffling, sneezing, rain/thunder, muffling sneezes, and tired characters lol recorded this at 3am lol

Well long time no post! BUT IT IS @kushami-hime BIRTHDAY SO SURPRISE HAPPY BIRTHDAY PART 2!! A long time ago the amazing Hime posted a wav where b//aku is sick and wakes up early and sneezes against d//eku, basically I did that but flip it, because I thought of the idea and said why not it is Hime B day might as well make 2 things

this is extremly short but I like my D//eku snez in this lol!

Again Hime I would not be here with you, so thank you from the bottom of my heart. I love you so much and I hope you have a great birthday!!

[goodlucksnez]

CW:Coughing, sneezing, sniffling (A lot), door knocking, implication of past abuse,bad self-esteem,moaning/helpless sounds,d//eku rambling lol, raising voice, misfire of qu//irk use both fire and ice,thinking in head, soup making, sipping food,shitty singing (I am so sorry i got the idea and had to do it-trust me I know it is bad)

Summery: Well it finally happened, the son the number one hero has caught the Quirk flu. What will the lonely hero do? And will another person help him through it?!?

Well long time no post! BUT IT IS @kushami-hime BIRTHDAY SO SURPRISE HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

I know I don't talk to you as much as I used to, we have both been busy but I never will let a day go by where I do not think about you and everything you have done for me! encouraging me, staying up talking in discord, streaming movies,ect.

I consider you a great friend and I hope you enjoy this gift!! I know you love T//odo or at least you used to so It was time to torture the bby. This kinda turned out more angsty and whumpy then i thought writing the script but hey its okay. And of course D//eku is there to see all of it and maybe even help him feel better

[kushami-hime]

CW: Phone wav, phone sfx, hayfever/allergy snz, H/awks being flirty and enabling listener, snzfucker! listener, build ups, talkies, hold backs, false start, stifles & half stifles, 1 (sorta wet) nose blow, wet sneezes, some cursing.

Your little stunt has gotten you in trouble with your lover, K/eigo...but now he's decided to use your little attempt to get under his skin against you. If only you weren't on the clock...

TWO WAVS IN ONE WEEK!? thats what happens when you're unemployed :P haha I was really excited for this one and wanted to make up for the lackluster previous wav in case it didn't do well u.u so enjoy some suffering H/awks!

[kushami-hime]

After seeing news coverage of your boyfriend D/eku fighting a villain, you try to give him a call to make sure he's unharmed. For the most part, he's unscathed, save for his nose...

CW: One noseblow, hitching breaths, failed holdbacks, lots of 'excuse me's and the poor bby trying to be polite, over the phone wav, D/eku sneezes, cameo from B/akugou, D/eku sneezing on B/akugou (cause its FUNNEY), allergy sneezes, sniffling, sneezing while trying to talk.

haha another mostly improv wav! is it bad I already came up with another one to write for H/awks while uploading this? ouo;

[kushami-hime]

It's an average Monday afternoon when you notice a missed call from your boyfriend, who just so happens to be the number 2 hero himself. Seems like he needs a little help...

CW: sneezing, over the phone, hitching breaths, 1 nose blow, stuffy voice and lots of sniffles, allergy suffering H/awks, trying (and failing) to talk through sneezes, H/awks calling listener baby bird.

I myself have been suffering allergies irl lately (either that or a cold that has no fever for some reason idk) but I can barely breathe outta my nose and my sinuses were a bit sensitive so I decided to crank out a surprise wav, sorry if his sneezes don't sound very good, I was suffering during this and still am xux;...

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[kushami-hime]

CW: Sick! B/akugou x Listener, Sneezing, sniffling, slight cold denial, coughing, wet sneezes, cold sneezes, coldfuckery, B/akugo being emotionally constipated, love confession, D/enki cameo, sneeze interruptions, talking while sneezing, build ups, failed holdbacks. One day, your old friend K/atsuki drags you away for a private conversation. What could possibly be wrong? Did you make him angry? Is he wanting a private sparring session? Turns out, it's what you've been secretly wanting. Unfortunately, your explosive secret admirer is a bit...distracted.

Hello beautiful horni folk <3 It's been a while since I dropped wav, and since Feb since I dropped a B/aku wav so I hope you all enjoy this ^^ My next wav will be an old script featuring my first female sneezer and probably one of my favorite rare pairs, B/akuJ/iro so, hopefully that'll be out in the next month or so, RL permitting!

Love you guys, please enjoy!

[kushami-hime]

CW: Telephone wav! S/higaraki being a dick and/or a brat towards listener, low ranking villain! listener, GROSS SOUNDS FROM A GROSS SICK CRUSTY MAN, sneezing, sniffling, snorting, one spit take (cuz I was sick when recording this and still very much am and this gunk has to come out eugh), S/higaraki discussing his symptoms, failed holdbacks, one sort of stifle at the end.

You've recently earned the trust of the one and only L/eague of V/illains! Only one problem...you're stuck doing grunt work. Even worse; you're stuck running errands for the currently sickly and very contagious leader of the l/eage, Tomura Shigaraki himself. Lets hope your genuine concern for his health and well being doesn't piss him off enough to dust you when you get back to base...

hiiiii Im sick but Im getting better! it was pretty rough, on tuesday my neck was so stiff I basically turned into Michael Keaton Batman where I couldnt turn my head at all like-

so yeah there's that lol but I hope you guys enjoy another instance of half improved, half written wav script, I know a lot of you want specific scripts done in my google drive so Im sorry I havent gotten onto that, but Im hoping I will soon, until then I need to kick this bug x-x Love you guys!

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[kushami-hime]

CW: B/akujirou leaning, little to no build ups, female snz, sick! J/irou, caretaker! B/akugou, cold denial, pushy caretaker B/akugou, typing noises, car noises, B/aku lecturing sick people (as usual), cold sneezes, one nose blow, a handful of stifles, workaholic J/irou.

Pro hero Headphone Jack is starting to catch a nasty bug, but she's determined to get through whatever paperwork the agency is behind on. Her long time friend and hothead Dynamight however, has different plans for her.

AAAH Im sorry it took me so long to finally record this and I'm sorry it might also be HOT ASS! I wanna do a maybe sequel to this or do some more B/akujirou cuz it's a slept on ship in my opinion, probably one of my favorite rare pairs besides maybe K/iriD/eku. So yeah, sorry it isn't my best work but the script is from when I FIRST started writing wavs and I should have put more effort into making it a bit longer and a bit better (I didnt wanna spend time starting from scratch cuz that would mean it'd stay in wav limbo progress for like another 2 years Im sorry)

if it makes up for this lackluster wav I've got another h/awks phone wav if yall want it? <:D