#azmodan

[eros-sinclair]

I started this a long ass time ago, but its finally finished now!

The Lords of Hell must assume mortal guises to infiltrate Sanctuary, why? To eat good food, drink wine, and be annoying of course! (This is a part of a Post!D4 AU of mine, which i will not explain right now it’d take too long)

Lemme know if ya’ll want more content with these designs, especially their shenanigans on sanctuary

[glitterdragonthegreatprotector]

I've been rotating this in my head for a while now. I don't have a perfect fit for everyone, but I've randomly got headcanons for what websites the Evils from Diablo would enjoy.

Mephisto would 100% be on Twitter or reddit. That, or his old ass would be on Facebook. He'd stalk everyone he can on Twitter and Facebook, while being a top downvote farmer on reddit. (There's a subreddit for that.) He would be the most horrific troll to ever exist, and it wouldn't even be for a grand scheme. He'd troll to relax, drinking a hot cup of Joe (blood and tears that probably came from a dude named Joe), looking at his phone like he's reading a pleasant book, when really he got some 80-something year old woman named Martha to drop her sweet Christian lady act on Facebook, and call him slurs and curses he didn't know existed. I don't think he would know a lot of swears or curses to be frank, being too busy to learn what mortals call each other, or his kind. This new language of hate would DEFINITELY be implemented into his vocabulary.

Baal would be one of us. He's a Tumblr Girly™️ 100%. He would make posts to inflict psychic damage, while taking some of his own from just how WEIRD we all get here. He'd also accidentally make real friends on here, because no one would be able to tell whether or not he's actually Baal or a role player that's too into his role.

Diablo would like omegle, and any other streaming site. Mainly because of his powers involving looking at his face. He can scare the shit out of people miles away from the burning hells, all from the comfort of his room. He'd also probably get into doxing, just to scare streamers that don't entertain him enough.

Andariel would like AO3 or fanfiction.net. Hell, she might be a tumblerina like baal too! This is because these websites, from my experience, are BIG fans of angst. All she needs to do is get into a Fandom, start writing angsty fanfiction, and now she has an infinite anguish hack.

Her brother Duriel would probably be a redditor on a darker sub that gets banned after a few years (like r/eyeblech). That or he'd be on websites that are closest thing to what you think of on the "dark web." That or he'd search up guro stuff. (DO NOT LOOK UP. It's usually very intense gore, body horror, and it's usually mixed with porn with the first two elements. So don't search it if you're not good with gore or body horror.)

Belial would be a tiktoker and a catfish on dating sites. He'd spread misinformation on tiktok, and intentionally get a bunch of influencers killed, while breaking the hearts of men and women alike on sites like tinder, grinder, bumble, and whatever other dating sites there are.

Azmodan would be on twitch, youtube, or meetme. Those are the only sites I can think of that could fit the generalized idea of just "sin." He probably wouldn't be apposed to reddit, Twitter, and 4chan either. He'd be a very toxic streamer, that forms a cult of incels and supremacists that agree with his "beliefs." He probably wouldn't completely believe half of the shit he says, he'd say it just for the praise. He doesn't hate women, or people for their skin and/or religion... he hates EVERYONE. Equally. All mortal beings are scum to him, and he's playing is 15,000 followers like a fiddle.

[bedpolls]

Azmodan from Diablo 3

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[toxin45]

Favorite demon in Diablo?

Who is your favorite demon in the diablo franchise

[gardhoulthehermit]

More lunch time doodles! Here's a tiefling idea I had based on Azmodan from the diablo series. I always liked the idea of hideous looking tieflings instead of hot people in demon cosplay.

[jeffs-gamebox]

Silly Achievement Time.

Celebrating Player Levels 999 and 1,000 on Heroes of the Storm. Please feel free to laugh.

I did a thing today. I know Heroes of the Storm is a dead game in the eyes of Blizzard Entertainment, but I still play a few matches every day. Today, I finally hit Player Level 999 and 1,000 on my account. I’ve been playing for over 10 years now, I think. I downloaded it pretty much the first day it came out and took a break for a few years in the middle. A few years ago I started playing a few…

[letrocitia]

El Escape - Microrrelato

Inspirarse en la carta, en el dado (demonio) incluir algo sobre Urano.

Estoy en Urano, hermoso gigante de tono azulado. Sus satélites Desdémona, Ariel, Ofelia… hacen que me imagine como el protagonista de una tragedia Shakespeariana. A pesar del frío y la inadecuada atm��sfera, doy largos paseos. El demonio Azmodan se la pasa maldiciendo y profiriendo insultos, pero me agrada.

Pronto pasarán lista. Abro los ojos y Azmodan está en un rincón de la celda quejándose.

«Mañana será el Sol» le digo. Azmodán me recuerda que estoy en el pabellón de la muerte. A veces es un pesado. «Si no quieres acompañarme, no lo hagas pero mañana será al Sol»

[starlitshoals]

im not even gonna add a 'hear me out' you have no choice but to hear my words.

[kidsomeday]

Just know what when you’re getting booped by me this is what it looks like.

[magnecalliope]

Post fucking CANCELLED, he's actually just Azmodan from Diablo III.

Mammon is a Caterpillar

and NOT just in the Wonderland merch. Though the merch casting him as the caterpillar is what made me finally make the connection! See, there's several aspects about Mammon's design that just do not match with the popular assumption that he's a spider.

For one thing...

he has too many limbs. After his transformation he has ten visible limbs. Plus the legs that he has in his normal form, that's a total of twelve limbs. And we have precedent for how Spindlehorse would handle a spider inspired character...

so it seems unlikely that this design principle was simply thrown out the window with Mammon.

What's particularly interesting to me is that caterpillars only have six "true" legs, like other insects. The rest of their legs are what are called prolegs, or a "small, fleshy, stub structure found on the ventral surface of the abdomen" (per wikipedia). These prolegs often look distinctly different from the caterpillars true legs, which is similar to how the eight legs in Mammon's full demonic form are unlike the rest of his limbs.

But if that's not enough evidence, consider:

He has too many eyes. The number of eyes a spider has can vary, but they never have more than eight. The number of eyes visible on Mammon depends on the shot, but the most he's ever depicted with, shown above, is ten. While it's more common for caterpillars to have twelve eyes, there are some species with ten! And once again, if we refer back to Angel Dust, we can see that he has eight.

While it could be argued that Mammon is intended to be a sort of "spidertaur" it would be, in my opinion, egregious to get the number of limbs AND the number of eyes wrong in his design.

So what's the deal with the webbing seen around the arena, specifically where Mammon sits during Fizz's performance? I have a theory about that!

1.) This element of his design is in reference to silk worms. Bombyx mori are a species of moth most known for being a primary producer of silk, a fiber used in textiles and well known for being luxurious and expensive. The silk worm's cocoon doesn't look very similar to a spider's web, of course, which brings me to my second point...

2.) Mammon is a performer who wants to associate himself with a predator known for luring its prey into a web over something most known for getting boiled to death for a byproduct of its pupation (yes, that's really how silk is obtained). It's his entire shtick, and I think he's performing at being a spider as much as he is at being a clown. Mimicry is a well known defense mechanism of caterpillars, after all. Lastly...

3.) Spiders are simply more marketable than caterpillars. After all, Spider-man has a long history in comic books and a zillion film reboots, but you've probably never even heard of a Caterpillar-man, have you? :P

There's a lot of caterpillars out there that I think Spindlehorse could have drawn inspiration for Mammon's design from. A quick google search for "green caterpillar" will return a diverse amount of results, but here's some of my favorites:

Eastern Black Swallowtail, Orange Emperor, Lace Emerald, Imperial Moth.

For fun I also looked into literary symbolism for caterpillars, to see if there was any precedent for an association with greed, and here's what I found:

The caterpillar appears in the Old Testament as a pest that devours crops; it is included with "pestilence, blasting, mildew, locust" ... and associated with the locust as one of the plagues of Egypt.

Shakespeare's Bolingbroke has it in for King Richard's friends, "Bushy, Bagot, and their complices, / The caterpillars of the commonwealth, / Which I have sworn to weed and pluck away" ... Jack Cade and his rebels are more radical: All scholars, lawyers, courtiers, gentlemen, / They call false caterpillars and intend their death"

excerpts from "A Dictionary of Literary Symbols" by Michael Ferber.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. c:

[eros-sinclair]

OK I HAVE A CONCEPT!

okokokok so

bear with me i know this is going to be stupid as FUCK but just b e a r w i t h m e

Archangels and Demon lords are forced to play D&D together.

And the Nephalem is the DM running the whole thing, and its set in a semi modern world where their characters have to deal with shit like "they just got in a fight and now cant go to the hospital because they dont have insurance" and shit like that.

They are all forced to work together as a team to fight against a corrupt politician or something, but they are also dealing with weird modern problems like learning how to send an email or hotwire a fucking car.

here are some quotes from the initial conversation

"Ok Belial, roll Deception" "HA i have such a high modifier i couldnt possi-" "What did you get?" "… nat 1"

"You can't buy that, Diablo. You don't have any coin." "How do I get coin?" "Get a job, mate." "Like what?" "Idk, barista?"

"how do I send this message?" "you can try email, letters.." "what is email I want to do that one" "alright you spy a computer next to you" "I shove the message into the artifact" "you…. what?"

"I run up in front and block the attack" "Did… you just save me, Asmodan?" "Shut up, Tyreal"

"Tyrael you are our only healer and healthcare is unaffordable. if you die we are all fucked." "glad to see you care… kind of"

some other things:

Diablo's character would 100% die first and he would be mega salt about it, he always plays a Teifling (bc he wants to keep the horns)

Tyrael would play a Cleric, who the party relies on for healing bc none of their characters have Insurance to pay for hospital visits.

At the beginning of the campaign the DM has angels and demons on opposite sides of the table but by the end they are all mixed up and sitting together. He knows he did a good job when they beat a hard encounter and they all cheer and some of them even hug or highfive.

they're having a lot of fun but would never admit it outside of sessions.

And I did of course draw this.

in this senario half the party is fighting a mutant rat while the other is trying to figure out how to hotwire a car so they can run it over.

[arktisol]

Nothing better than annoying your cat

[feralthembo]

Todays gender is

[kaastcaptura]

Azmodan

[jeffs-gamebox]

Silly Achievement Time.

Celebrating Player Levels 999 and 1,000 on Heroes of the Storm. Please feel free to laugh.

I did a thing today. I know Heroes of the Storm is a dead game in the eyes of Blizzard Entertainment, but I still play a few matches every day. Today, I finally hit Player Level 999 and 1,000 on my account. I’ve been playing for over 10 years now, I think. I downloaded it pretty much the first day it came out and took a break for a few years in the middle. A few years ago I started playing a few…

[oh-my-damn]

if you have wicked whims i rec the extension by kiki chain, it’s so good.

spanking, dominant man, one is when he’s sat behind a desk smoking and the girl is riding him 😭😭😳👀

I have this one already sksjsks I think she is also the one with homework? I needed it for my Professor Ari Sim lmao

For the anon who asked this:

Do you have any wicked whims extensions?? I want spanking ones but I can’t find any on lovers lab 😭😭 //

Kiki Chain has some! I also use Azmodan and some other ones, but theres a list of recommended creators on Wicked Whims which is where I found them 🥰