#awww bees

[brightlotusmoon]

[abombihoney]

I...really don't think it's a good idea for Vi to be that close to Leif this early in the timeline. What if she gets infected?

I mean, with the way i figure that cordyceps works in game i dont think that would happen. i dont think its capable of reproducing on its own w/o roach intervention. but also it doesnt work the way that the roaches intended, it doesnt actually extend one's lifespan like they were trying to do, at least according to the devs.

BUT ignoring ALL of that just for the lols

for my au of my au where getting infected does actually stop ur aging and leif is just stuck with a fucking enternal teenager that is trapped in the body of a toddler and this doesnt cause any wild hijinks no sir

[appri-dot]

I just saw a video on the LC beta update. What the fuck

[fruitsaladc0wboy]

can everyone on miku blog STOP reblogging my post I HAVENT FINISHED THE JOKE YET

[thumpierealunofficial]

*SCREAMS* THATS A FRICKING DISASTER! u just killed the pollinators!!!!!!! and what do caterpillars eat? plants (i think), and what do caterpillars become? BUTTERFLIES!!!! Ahhhh!

ah!! um..um... Chesh, go pollinate da floweres!! Mrowwrrr.......

[mememediocritymaven]

bee mine

[askglassanon]

*they're pretty good at this, braiding the hair into two identical braids and securing them with two hair ties at the end* how do they feel? If they're too tight, I can loosen them slightly. -🐝

// the reason Bee is so good at this: they volunteer at an orphanage

*Glass stares at the braids looking mesmerized and turns to smile brightly at Bee*

*Her mouth screws down in thought for a moment and she taps the wall unsteadily* - .... .- -. -.- / -.-- --- ..-

*It took a moment before she manages to happily tap out* -... . . -... . . - Glass

[nomaishuttle]

i ran out of tags kms why doesnt tumblr tell me when i run out of tags. continuing..

[tina-nightray]

Raiding Pixiv ;)

Oh dear~!! My boy~!! 😍😢 I miss this anime~💙🌹

[sage-nebula]

Neat Lore Bits from 'The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog'

I just wanted to make a little list of everything I come across as I play through this little April Fool's Day game, because it's super cute and so much fun.

— Tails always carries Sparkle Gelatin as a snack whenever he travels. It's "a sparkly jelly that can melt any jaded heart."

— Sonic is world renowned, but not necessarily recognizable by the average person, even if the average person knows who he is and what he did.

— Amy is a huge fan of true crime podcasts.

— Once when Tails was at the grocery store, he slipped on some spilled juice because there wasn't a wet floor sign. Sonic caught him . . . but then also slipped on the juice because he was running too fast, and they both crashed into an elderly shopper's cart.

— Not lore per se, but both the detective and the journalist can't be the murderer or victim of the murder mystery, and got to hang out together for the hour before the game starts. Amy picked Tails to be the detective to her journalist, meaning she wanted to spend that time with him. Awww, Sunset Squad 4 Life 💖🧡

— Blaze prefers the birthday cake in Sonic's dimension to the cake in her own.

— Amy has multiple Piko Piko Hammers for different uses. She carries a lighter one when she thinks she won't need one for the day.

— Shadow is familiar with Super Monkey Ball, but can't get a very high score on it. Also, he signs high score boards as ULTIM (for Ultimate Life Form)

— Knuckles is not used to receiving compliments; they make him blush.

— Knuckles is a sore loser and breaks game cabinets when he can't get the highest score.

— Omochao is wanted for medical malpractice.

— Eggman has written a combined autobiography and recipe book.

— Tails claims to have never played in casinos and to not know how to play card games despite stating that he is banned from casinos for counting cards in Sonic Heroes. Either Sega has decided to retcon Tails' gambling habits, or Tails doesn't like to share his gambling habits with strangers.

— Amy's favorite band is Hot Honey, and Hot Honey band member Jeremy Bee is her current favorite musician.

— Shadow is not good with computers.

— Espio is fluent in 17 languages.

— Espio once speed-read a book just to spoil the ending for Knuckles.

— Sonic believes in the "salt over the shoulder" superstition.

— Sage the A.I. likes to play with robots.

— Shadow likes chocolate cake.

— Sage the A.I. and Metal Sonic have "let's go dad" t-shirts.

— Eggman has rubber ducks that look like himself and Sonic; they are the angry rubber duck and the happy rubber duck respectively.

[jinwoosbabyboo]

“Corny Pickup Lines”

Using corny pick up lines on the LADS Men

A bit suggestive … and I don’t know about y’all but I love being funny & corny I live life on the cob

Zayne

MC: I’m shocked bees don’t follow you everywhere

Zayne: Why’s that?

MC: because your voice is like honey

Zayne: No one has ever used the word honey to describe my voice

MC: I’m honored to be your first

Zayne: Your voice is like honey as well darling

MC: awww

Zayne: Especially when you’re softly breathing or whispering in my ear

MC: 😳

Zayne: Lock the door

MC:

Rafayel

MC: You’ve been diagnosed as my soulmate and there’s no cure

Rafayel: Hell yea! Does this diagnosis progress over time? Will I be diagnosed as your husband next?

MC: Calm down we just got the diagnosis don’t over exert yourself

Rafayel: but I want to exert all my energy on you

MC: Raf-

Rafayel: All night preferably

MC:

Xavier

MC: Don’t worry I won’t charge you

Xavier: For what?

MC: You live in my head rent free

Xavier: Is that your way of flirting?

MC: Is it working

Xavier: I prefer more hands on flirting like this….

MC: Hey hey hey you can’t make me blush I’m supposed to make you blush

Xavier: Then do it

MC:

Sylus

MC: Did it hurt?

Sylus: Did what hurt?

MC: When you fell from heaven

Sylus: ….

MC: 😉

Sylus: I never made it to heaven I did however crack open the earths crust and drag myself from the depths of hell

MC: That couldn’t have felt good

Sylus: Perhaps not … I can however make an angel like you feel as though you’re going to heaven

MC: ok we can stop here

Sylus: Why? Are you afraid I’ll pull you to hell with me?

MC: I-I-

Sylus: Your lip trembles with trepidation but your eyes and rapid pulse are giving you away sweetie

MC:

[theprongspotter]

Evan: Do you love me?

Barty: I’d kill everyone I see just for you.

Evan: Awww, Bee—

Barty: Myself included.

Evan: AWWWW!

[lecsainz]

bésame

pairings: carlos sainz x girlfriend!reader

summary: the one where you are carlos' latina girlfriend and you exchange cute posts on instagram

authors note: I had to do this twice because I accidentally deleted the first one, and I particularly liked this one better. before I forget, spanish is not my first language, so please forgive me if there are any errors

☆. . . masterlist!

carlossainz55

liked by camila_cabello , lewishamilton , and 1.429.807 others

carlossainz55 a veces solo necesitas una cámara y una modelo maravillosa para crear una obra de arte (sometimes all you need is a camera and a wonderful model to create a work of art)

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yourusername te amo tanto, tesoro (I love you so much, treasure)

carloswife y/n deja a carlos y cásate conmigo (y/n, leave carlos and marry me)

charles_leclerc you guys are so lovey-dovey

forzacarlos sainz, sorry, but I want your girlfriend, not you

danielricciardo you have to tell them that after that, a bee chased y/n 😂

↳ yourusername don't even remind me danny 😭

ferrari55 I want what they have

maxverstappen1 p wants to know when she'll see aunt y/n again and she said to tell you that you look like a princess

↳ yourusername awww send her a kiss and tell her we'll see each other at the next race

merclaren I don't know if I wanted to be carlos or y/n

yourusername

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yourusername ya sabemos que soy terrible en esto, pero me encantaron estas fotos, como mira la foto de MI hombre (we already know I'm terrible at this, but I loved these photos like look at MY man's photo)

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carlossainz55 ¿quién es ese hombre en la última foto? (who is that man in the last photo?)

↳ yourusername oh, ¿él? es mi novio (oh, him? he's my boyfriend)

↳ carlossainz55 él es un hombre afortunado! (he's a lucky man!)

↳ yourusername carlos, me estás haciendo avergonzar (carlos, you're making me embarrassed)

↳ carlossainz55 mi amor, sabes que me encanta hacerte ruborizar de vergüenza (my love, you know I love making you blush with embarrassment)

↳ yourusername oh dios, te amo (oh god, I love you)

↳ carlossainz55 yo más ❤️ (me more)

alonsogrl their posts make me feel so lonely 😭

carlossainz55 ¿puedes besarme? (can I kiss you?)

↳ yourusername claro que puedo besarte! (of course I can kiss you!)

sainz55 MY PARENTS

4charlos I love them

landonorris 🤢

↳ yourusername ???

↳ landonorris you guys make me sick 🤮

↳ yourusername I still don't know why I keep asking 🤷🏻‍♀️

winsferrari for y/n I'll learn to speak spanish!

yourusername

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yourusername sal con carlos, dijeron... bueno, esa fue la única vez que escuché lo que dijeron (date carlos, they said... well, that was the only time I listened to what they said)

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carlossainz55 ¿puedo saber quiénes son? (can I know who they are?)

↳ yourusername vida, mis padres (life, my parents)

↳ carlossainz55 amo aún más a mis suegros (I love my in-laws even more)

↳ yourusername carlos 🤦🏻‍♀️

lercsainz THE LAST PIC

carlitosainz esperando a que y/n traiga a carlos aquí y le enseñe un poco de cultura latina! (waiting for y/n to bring carlos here and teach him a bit of latin culture!)

landonorris can you stop posting about MY man?

↳ charles_leclerc HE IS MINE! WE DRIVE TOGHETHER LANDO

↳ carlossainz55 stop guys there's carlos for everyone 😌

↳ yourusername oh, ¿sí? entonces duerme en el sofá! (oh yeah? then sleep on the couch!)

↳ carlossainz55 amor, espera, no era eso lo que quería decir (love, wait, that's not what I meant to say)

[idontknowanyonesblog]

Bumblebee x g/n reader. Drive in movie theatre date <3

No warnings just fluff

“Where are you taking me Bee?” You chuckled slightly as he drove quickly down the road. His radio buzzing and cracking as he did so. “You’ll-*static* see!” His radio buzzed out. You relaxed into his seat and looked out the window. It was a beautiful summer night, a light breeze and a breathtaking sunset set the perfect scenery. A moment later he made a sharp turn into a neatly cut grass field with a big screen. The sharp turn made you let out a small yelp before giggling and playful hitting his steering wheel. “Awww Bee, how’d you know I love drive in Theaters!?” You said happily with a big smile. He made a happy wiring sound as he turned to park in an area with mostly no people.

After a few minutes the big screen turned on and began playing Titanic. The more the movie played the more tired you got. A yawn left your lips as you leaned back into the seat. “Rest up sleepy head…” the part of Dreams from yesterday by Mac Demarco played quickly before turning into soft radio static. “No I’ll be fine, I wanna finish the movie…” you muttered tiredly as you rubbed your eyes. You only had about 20 minutes left of the movie so you wouldn’t have to last much longer.

The next few minutes you kept falling in and out of consciousness. The sound of Bee’s quiet and soft radio static lulled you to sleep slowly. Your eyes fluttered shut as you cuddled and melted into the seat. Bee made a small wiring sound as he felt your soft body press against his seat. He could feel every little breath and movement you made. He pulled out of the drive in Theater and began to go back to your house. After taking a turn a bit to sharp, Bee accidentally woke you up. You yawned and sat up properly. “Sorry *buzz* love~” his radio crackled out as he noticed you beginning to gain consciousness once more. “It’s okay Bee..” you said in a tired and slurred voice. He finally got back to your house and pulled into your garage. He assumed you would want to go to your room but instead you adjusted his seat back and snuggled up against him again. “I wanna sleep in here with you tonight.” You said with a small smile as you closed your eyes again. “Good night *static* darling.” He buzzed out. “Goodnight Bee, love you.” You said quietly before falling asleep.

[childeel]

"HAVING AN AFFECTIONATE S/O."

✦ childe, zhongli, xiao, baizhu.

the liyue men 's reaction to if they had an affectionate s/o

notes — feminine terms used, fluff!

childe ⟢

let's be honest, this man absolutely relishes in all of the affection that you give him ૮(ㅅ´ ˘ `) !! when he has a particularly annoying day at work, he finds peace knowing that he will come home to eagerly open arms, and a plethora of kisses. i think that childe would also be an affectionate partner — physically, and in any other form too. so realistically, you two are the kind of couple that 'll make passbyers gag at the sickly display of open affection you two throw at eachother.

zhongli ⟢

i don't think that zhongli is a physically affectionate partner himself; and that he prefers to show his endearment for you through his actions and words more than anything — but that's not to say he doesn't enjoy having an affectionate s/o, i feel like his s/o being affectionate would make him dote on them even more ( ◜‿◝ )♡!! when you walk into your shared bedroom while zhongli has busied himself with something, and you slide yourself into his lap, wrapping your arms firm around his waist — all he can do is give you a soft smile, and a gentle kiss to the temple of your head.

xiao ⟢

honestly, i don't think xiao would know what to do at first — he'd be kind of startled and taken aback, physical and intimate affection with mortals is not something he is used to (´-﹏-`) !! it takes him a while to understand it, why you would want to be practically stuck to someone twenty-four-seven was absolutely beyond him and his very independent mindset — but it wasn't until he found himself missing your secure hugs, and your tender kisses, after being away from you for a mere few days, that he concluded maybe all of his mortal's smothering and affection wasn't too bad after all ...

baizhu ⟢

awwwe i think that baizhu would be really happy if he had an affectionate s/o (* ' ᵕ ' *) !! he would often find you coming into the bubu pharmacy, making a bee-line for his office — and just throwing yourself into him, peppering an abundance of soft and sweet kisses all over his face! he cherishes you and your very open way of showing your love for him, and when his body is weak and feeble, he swears he can feel himself gain a lil bit of his strength back with every kiss you give him.

[filmbyjy]

MINESTREAM

SYPNOSIS > Wanting to start a new stream series with his best friends, Jay had a bright idea of playing some simple Minecraft with them. Everything was normal, until he realises there is another person in the call with them. He quickly learns that it was ni-ki’s older sister, (name). Watch how streaming a simple game of Minecraft can dig up some interesting feelings between the main leads.

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a/n: awww sunghoon, I am so sorry🫶🏻 their affection for you is to tease you and you’re adorable so yeah🥰 also I meant to make it at least 9 pics but went over by like 2 more so the divider was added so that it looks nicer💀

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