#awh this was so cute

[canisalbus]

I showed my boyfriend machete because I was explaining to him what gender envy was (I used him as an example)

Then it spiraled into me talking about the lore of the mango and coconut known as Vasco and machete and now he regularly asks me "what are the trauma doggies up to today"?

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[cable-salamdr]

Okay so apparently for Latvian Ninjago magazines (I do not know whether this is done anywhere else) they I guess also take in what are basically fanfics by kids and put them into the books

This one is about (and I’m quoting my friend @/macaroni-stars here because I can’t read Latvian) Arin having a bad day and baking his favorite pie. I am. so normal

[snoopnation]

NEW NAGIREO COVER AHHHHHH

[butter1knife]

DAY 5: FURRY AU

@alt-zadr-b1tch3z

Not sorry for how late I post this, I was party rocking!!

Um I am NOT used in drawing furries at ALL so this was a good challenge, DIB IS A BEAR AND ZIM IS A PRAYING MANTIS BTW, UM, I LIKE THE ANIMALS I PAIR THEM AS

[druidshollow]

dunes rise to villainous power

[howertism]

insane face card

[speebledorp]

quick guess my fav color

(these were twt requests for valentines day but i forgot to post here wahhhh)

[hendolish]

JUDE X TRENT, trent has insomnia and jude stays up with him into the early hours because trent isnt having the best time mentally. also so glad youre writing again!

jude bellingham/trent alexander-arnold - night's comfort ♡

Trent tosses and turns in bed, the weight of the recent loss with the England team weighing heavily on his mind. Everything he feels he could've and should've done better replaying over and over in his mind.

The clock ticks on, the minutes stretching into hours, but sleep eludes him like a fleeting shadow. He stares at the ceiling, lost in his thoughts, his mind a whirlwind of emotions.

Suddenly, there's a soft knock on his door, leaving Trent's heart to skip a beat. It's far too late for any of the other lads to still be awake; he wasn't expecting anyone at this hour. "Come in," he says, his voice barely above a whisper.

The door creaks open, and there stands Jude, his silhouette bathed in the soft glow of the hallway light. "Knew you'd still be up," Jude says, a gentle smile playing on his lips.

Trent doesn't protest, knowing deep down that Jude is right. Instead, he shifts over on the bed, making room for Jude to join him. "Why are you?" Trent asks, curiosity lacing his words.

Jude hesitates for a moment before answering, "Couldn't sleep. Thought I'd check on you." There's a vulnerability in his voice, a hint of concern that tugs at Trent's heartstrings.

Without another word, Jude climbs onto the bed and settles beside Trent, their bodies fitting together like pieces of a puzzle. Trent can feel the warmth of Jude's presence, a comforting balm against the chill of the night.

They lie there in silence for a while, the only sound the soft rhythm of their breathing. Trent can feel the tension slowly melting away, replaced by a sense of calmness that he hadn't felt in days.

As the minutes tick by, Jude's breathing grows slower, more even, his eyelids drooping with fatigue. Trent watches him, a soft smile playing on his lips as he brushes a thumb over Jude's cheek.

"You should go to sleep." Trent murmurs, his voice barely audible.

Jude shakes his head minutely against the pillows, his eyelids clearly heavy. "Not without you." he whispers back, causing Trent's mouth to twitch upwards into a grin because Jude is definitely fighting a losing battle.

"I'll be fine. I've got you."

With those words hanging in the air, Jude closes his eyes, feeling Trent's presence beside him like a beacon of light in the darkness. And as sleep finally claims him an hour or so later, he knows that no matter what tomorrow brings, he'll face it with Jude by his side.

♡

[tuituipupu]

no thoughts just puppy liner käärijä 🐶

[justarandomsimp77]

Guys He Is Too Silly! He Has No Right To Be THIS Silly!!! >:(

[boxwinebaddie]

heeeeello party people!~ super bacteria uncle nina here using my silly tumblr to cope again ( my culture came back and it was...suuuuper fucking bad! like i knew it would be, lol! awesome! <3 thanks, god! )

but we're not thinking about, what were gonna think about is the time that ravenstan got a little Too tipsy topsy turvy on jerseyky boxwine,

( it's the cab sav one, fyi. i can't drink on all these Fucknut Antibiotics - they prescribed me the wrong one and i took it, if you can believe it; i luv doctors - can y'all believe i did this shit Sober? unREAL, brohs! )

and was on tiktok live, the dawn spawns of the world convinced him to do the 'White Boy Of The Month' filter bc he's too impressionable and what can i say;

The Man LOVES White Boys. ;) xxx

( helpsksdj )

so, he started doing it and was like 'nooooo, is /KYLE/ on this one?!?! You're Joking.' ( everyone said 'JK <3' because they all think they're jimmy valmer stand-up sit-down comedians, smh...but no, naught joking, Actually JK bc in my ncau-niverse, cd and the blondies gang are celebrities, so naturally they’re on A Lot of social filters )

so he was GOING to save The No.1 slot...for the no.1 slut ( if you will, ) my ginger gringo king, ceo of dark academic debauchery and bottom feeding ;), new jay's finest - literally - kyley b matthew broflovski; <33 ( buuuut! he's a reformed manhoe; so watchya mowtH! )

buuuuut x2 ( and i'd say it's a big butt, but it's not, it's ravenstan, so it's flatter than the sidewalk; luh you flat stanley ) Gaydhd Won Again and tipsy ravenstan got distracted by all the FINE ASS WHITE MEN and started getting philosophical about it ( that man put a lil too much #thot into those placings; he was born for it, soz )

had about two spots left ( the top and bottom spots; i am laughing ) figured that there was almost 'No Chance!' he would get jersey...

PUT /MATTHEW! GRAY! GUBLER!/ AT ONE ( Immaculate Taste, btw! he also put jacob elordi at number two because he is a fucking genius and that...really tells you Everything you need to know about my stan. like tall, could probably be a runway model, intellectual, kind of a jackass, stays fitted, accent or eccentric manner of speaking...yeah )

-- BUT HE WANTED TO BE CLEAR, HE HAD TO SPECIFY THAT HE WAS SPECIFICALLY REFERRING TO /DR. SPENCER REID/ OF CRIMINAL MINDS. WHEN I TELL YOU HE HAS NO IDEA WHO MGG IS BUT HE HAS SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF CRIMINAL MINDS SEVERAL TIMES. IT’S LIKE...HIS /FAVORITE/ FKN SHOW. AND HE DOES HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON REID. YES, I DOES TRACK; I KNOW. )

and RIGHT when he was rolling for the very last spot ranking on the filter ( that's the BOTTOM, i repeat, THE B/O/T/T/O/M of the tierlist )

...hE GOT KYLE

FUCKING

BROFLOVSKI

and had to place him at /TEN/.

-- riiiiiiight as Kyle /FUCKING/ Broflovski came out of the kitchen in the dorky ass star of david apron that sheila got him for hannukah, with his hair up and everything, holding a fork so stan could taste...

...T-THE PASTA HE JUST MADE HIM FOR DINNER BECAUSE HE'S A SWEET BEAUTIFUL /ANGEL/....and i'm talking The Very First Bite Of EXTREMELY DELICIOUS KYLE Pasta that he put ZUCCHINI IN JUST FOR STAN BECAUSE HE IS ( what? ) AN ANGEL!! FROM hEAVEN!!!!! AND THE WHITE BOY OF THE /YEAR/: TAKE YA JERSEY SLANDER SOMEWHERE ELSE: HE'S MY WHITE BUOY UVF FOREVA!

...proceeded to Blow On It ;-;, s-so stan wouldn't burn his mouth... ( bc rav always gets too excited and burns his mouth; nooo :c </3 ) and asked him why his phone was blowing up w/ people tagging him in thirst traps of 'That Supa Nerdy Guy From That One Crime Show' and asking him if stan tweeted something about him cooking bc people keep telling him that he's 'Cooked'. SHKDLDHLKS HEEELP.

And....

*rawr xd home mid/hschooled ravenstan vc*

Scene. <3

[crehador]

i don't know if i think it's really funny or kind of a shame that many people are going to know tadaima okaeri solely as "the omegaverse bl" when it's actually such a sweet slice-of-life about community, family, the struggles of the older generation to understand the younger and vice versa, recovering from social isolation and how recursive that recovery can be, forging lasting friendships as adults, and so on. it's so wholesome and drama-free that it barely has any plot to speak of, but what it lacks in plot it makes up for in themes and man. what beautiful themes

[dawnleaf37]

I HAVE WAITED SO MANY YEARS FOR YOU . ITS BEEN SO LONG

[arcstral]

🧃

Ewan approached the man that had a very sparkling air about him. “Hiya! You were super eye catching out there!” He complimented him, before handing him a juice box. “Here, to recover some strength!”

Bright, glistering eyes noticed first and an offering second. Marth can only smile at this heartfelt combination, now made aware to the great profusion of small boxes and littered straws that have laid claim to the infirmary scene. Taking the juice in hand reveals a light seal of perspiration upon its surface and the visual demarcation of an apple - a favorite flavor.

No wonder some students and professors have reached for seconds.

"A most appreciated gesture, I thank you kindly. Your work is no less eye-catching at that. I pray you will take breaks throughout such earnest endeavors." With that said, there is a time for wars and monarchs and great sprawling battles between houses, but now is not that time. In order to recover strength as the other student suggests, the perfectly dignified Hero-King seats himself on a cot with ever so slightly swaying legs and proceeds to sip away on his juice box.

[helluvasins]

✥✧∘* "You know, despite the fighting--I do think making up lyrics on the fly is quite the attractive trait. You can never quite get enough of alternatives bickering. It's hilarious."

[stormbreaker-290]

I made a pink Bloodmoon owo/)

AWAWAAA I LOVE PINK BLOODMOONNNN YIPPEEE!!!!