#awgh man

[cupcraft]

Aw the best of really makes me miss techno

[king-of-tragedy]

My Favorite Lines From Each Song on TMM

(Because I can and because this is one of my favorite activities to do)

"I wish I was God! I'd never trip up! And if I did, well so fuckin' what!?"

"I"m better off a stick. I'm better off a stone! I'm better off a jerk. I'm better off alone!"

"I spent last night blowing up my life, now you won't see me again"

"I'm MUCH too dumb!"

"I wanna be big like my plans...so why am I so tiny and why am I so mad? It's Inertia—"

"I can't have sex and we both get quiet"

"There's a hole in the bottom of my brain, but when you love me the hole goes away"

"Getting a life's a little like dying"

"Acapulco, Tel Aviv, and maybe Japan. And pretty people yell at me to follow the dance"

"I'm quite aware I'll never write a cool song :/"

"We won't cry about it, no we'll be manly men"

"You gotta get better you're all that I've got! But don't take forever you're not here for long! I've gotta get better, I'm all that I've got! For two or three minutes then I'm gone."

[opheliasam]

What's this about Jensen Ackles ig post about his son in a pink life jacket? I don't follow him on ig

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(re: caption) see it’s nothing too serious but it was just not in good taste and for me it was indicative of his broader outlook on stuff like this

[dorkasaurus-club]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN!

[jaradraws]

I gotta' say.. I miss seeing how you drew Handsome Jack man. You still have genuinely the best art style I'v seen with him! The style just fits like fine wine.. GAH! So good!

awgh that's real sweet thank yew ;w; i haven't had much energy to draw In General recently but here's a collage of jack sketches i've had lying around

[moonisagremlin]

insane. TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR HCS!! ( if you want to) i love spanish speaking mercs in general AWGH

ASDSFGGHGFGFDDDS @bimbombimbo LET ME GO FIND MY NOTES-

okay i found them :D keep in mind this is specifically about which Spain's regions they would be from (because, well, i'm spanish). Also, let's ignore TF2 takes place between 1969 - 1971 because, well, fascist dictatorship, y'know? (it is an interesting concept to further explore, but i'm not feeling like thinking about this rn. i'll make another post i think) ALSO these are mostly based around vibes and how i'm feeling (because headcanons are supposed to be fun).

Offense:

Scout - I couldn't decide between making him Madrileño (from Madrid) or Barceloní (from Barcelona) (but I honestly would ADORE making him from Barcelona so i'm most probably going for that one). I also couldn't choose to make him a cani or a pijo. (I am now realising the amounts of spanish slang i'm saying, so let me explain it to everyone who isn't from spain:

pijo means... umm, kinda like, spoiled rich kid who is kinda mean or an idiot. and cani means, umm... adidas tracksuit, cigarettes, alcohol, horrible music taste, being completely reckless, really disrespectful in general. idk, i think it is because both these kinds of people feel like thery're the best, like, they are really "chulos" and kinda brag about being bad people. i don't know it is so hard to explain slang, let me know if you kinda got the vibe that i'm explaining please thank you)

Soldier - Castellano-manchego. I will just say one thing: Don Quijote de la Mancha. If you don't know who this is, go read the book please, it is the best piece of literature ever, thank you.

Pyro - Extremeño or Murciano. A lot of people joke about Murcia not existing or being like, a Thaumiel SCP, and also about Extremadura being kinda weird(?. honestly, even i do not know that much about it, so yeah, i just think it is funny to make the character we know the least about in canon from the places that i know are kinda weird and unkown (unknown to me at least). I think I'm also leaning for Murcia more because my grandpa was from there and that's cool.

Defense:

Demoman - Gallego. I wanted to make him from Euskalerria, but I think Galicia is more similar to Scotland (and because doing a bomb joke is childish and they're not funny. people have died from terrorism and it is not something from a century ago, this is extremely recent). Anyways, both Scotland and Galicia have really green land, similar weather conditions, amazing culture, and are really unique in general. Also because my grandpa was from there and that's really cool.

Heavy - Vasco. I also didn't make Demoman basque because Heavy fits SO much better. It's, it's the vibes, man. I imagine he would have some trouble speaking spanish because he would be from such an isolated village in an already (geographically) isolated part of Spain that he would be kinda monolingual, mostly speaking basque and knowing some basic spanish. He would be SO connected with his culture, I swear I might do more research and do a whole post about the traditions he would like.

Engie - Andaluz. Andalucia is located in the south and the people there have really good vibes honestly. I think he fits because he's so nice and welcoming, and because I also think him being loud and having such a distinct accent would be amazing. And also I think he would love singing and playing and dancing flamenco. (UGHHHH I LOVE ALL OF THIS HEADCANONS I THINK I MIGHT DO A WHOLE AU DEDICATED TO THIS AAAAGAGAHAHAHHHHHHH)

Support:

Spy - This bastard is still giving me a headache. He's too french 😭. But seriously, I cannot choose to make him andorrano (and I know Andorra is a separate country from Spain but, idk), català (because at least ONE of the mercs was going to be from where I am from, y'know?) or make him catalan but specifically from la Vall d'Aran (a region where, apart from speaking spanish and catalan, aranès, a variation of the Occitan language, is spoken). Making him from la Vall d'Aran would be CRAZY because that would mean he speaks Spanish, Catalan, Aranese, AND PROBABLY FRENCH TOO BECAUSE IT IS RIGHT NEXT TO FRANCE. That would make him (almost) PLURILINGUAL since birth, and i think that is wayyy too cool. Also, IMAGINE IF SCOUT WAS FROM BARCELONA AND HE AND SPY COULD BOTH TALK IN CATALAN AND BOND THANKS TO THAT AND- IMAGINE THE DADSPY POTENTIAL AAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA-

Sniper - Canario. He would be from the Canary islands because, yes. I don't really have a reason honestly, maybe similar climate to Australia? Or, idk, i think it would also be cool to make him have some kind of latin american ancestry because a lot of people from the Canary islands fled Spain during the Civil War and ended up in places like Mexico and Argentina and stuff, so that would be cool. Or I could make him straight up latino, which would fit him honestly. I don't really know, both options are really cool.

Medic - Mallorquí/Menorquí. From Islas Baleares in general. This is because A LOT of germans go on vacation there, to the point this is a huge meme in Spain. So yeah, I think it would be funny to make him balear with german ancestry I guess. He can speak spanish, german but also catalan (because catalan is also spoken there), but he has a really strong accent and sometimes Spy and Scout need to really focus on what he's saying to understand what he means. Seriously, if you hear MY western accent and compare it with a eastern balearic accent/dialect you would say they're NOT the same language because of how different it all sounds.

Bonus characters!

The Mann brothers, possibly the Admin?... blablabla, all of those people - Madrileños (from Madrid). The Mann brothers convinced Zepheniah to buy some land in the middle of Aragón and you know what happened.

Miss Pauling - Valenciana (from Valencia). Idk i don't wanna make everyone from Madrid y'know? And also guess what language she speaks apart from Spanish :)

Saxton Hale - Same thing as Sniper, I don't really know if he should be full latino or canario with latinamerican ancestry.

Merasmus - Idk. Portuguese? Andorran? Asturiano? Navarro? I don't know. Galician would be cool as fuck tho because there are a lot of legends and myths about magic and stuff and idk, i have a book about celtic witchcraft and i could read it i think.

Woah, this is a LONG post I am sorry. I hope you learned something about Spanish culture (which doesn't only surround about paellas and flamenco, please). And I hope I do some fanfics or fanart from this AU (can I call this an AU? i don't really know). And if anyone wants to adopt these headcanons or do a similar kind of post, you have my permission (even though you don't need to) and PLEASE, tag me if you make a fanart or something similar I would LOVE to see it <333

[tgcg]

AGH your comics are literally incredible i am the local number one tgcg fan, you write their dialogue so naturally and their conversations flow so well, every interaction feels like. like i don’t even know

when i see your stuff, i don’t think “this is a cool fanwork” i think “this is dave and karkat” like there’s not even any question. it’s you, you’re mr. canon

awgh man thank you so much <333 i love love writing dialogue & i luv character voices & dynamics a great deal. running this blog is what made me realise how truly important that stuff is 2 me, the fact that ppl think i characterise them this well is insaaaneeee to me like. i luv doing it so much. i have so much fun writing these & the outpour of support whenever i get one finished is so... like... augh. id be doing this shit either way audience or no, but u guys go above & beyond in response & i can never rly express just how much it means 2 me & inspires me. just thank u thank u <3

[lmanburgseulogy]

pogtopia techno and Tommy making potato stew together to get through it hello is this mic on can you hear me -📼

AWGH man. Tommy would be so unruly working a kitchen i’d love to see how that goes. He’d spend like 80% of the time telling Techno how to do it and 20% actually helping.

ANYWAY i’ve drawn techno peeling potatoes before so have that i guess

[ltlemon]

Bites you

ouuu oh im so woozy is anyone elsOW DUDE awgh gosh man. oh dude. come on man really. not the biting again…you know im still healing from the head butting..I’m literally bleeding everywhere like everywhere you’re killing me man you’re actually killing me like I’m in the hospital look at this look at what you’ve done im like actually blacking out this is so annoying ong im losing consciousness man look at this shit beep beep beep beep beep beeep beeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee im so sorry ma’am… eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee there’s nothing we could do… eeeeeeee your child is gone.. eeeeeeeeeee so sorry for your loss eeeeeeeeeee could someone stop that fuckass heart rate monitor eeeeee this dead kid loud as fuck

[skidmark4]

You are so awesome !!!!!! Your "vibe" is so cool and your blog makes me smile :-] 👍 I hope you have an awesome day!

awgh ty man : ] rite back @ u

[spotsupstuff]

I like to think some of the scav kits that fish cares for have started to refer to him as metal dad when speaking to other scavs, which could be a funny revelation when he starts to pick up on scavenger language.

Also imagine a scav from a different tribe tries to eat one of fishes neurons and gets curb stomped by a bunch of the now adult scavs yelling "no eat metal dad!"

awgh gmsklmkdmklb the second he figures out the noise/motion meaning parental figure he's gon go into such "What." mode... unresponsive for an hour as he tries to figure out why's he a dad suddenly now (← emotionally idiotic man, bless his rarefaction cells)

oh but i LOVE the idea of them protecting him like that!!! Hell yes, he takes care of them n dang it they will repay the favor n that's That. they find a neuron outside of the can (stolen by some creature n then abandoned) and carefully gently collect it and bring it back home,,,

[milestonekestrel]

art style assumption: idk man you're just a really simple person. there's no rush for you. you're content to be where you are and just exist.

AWGH <33333

I mean, that’s not far off, so good on you!!!! It’s interesting how much my style tells about me <3

[avesdraws]

Hi I need you to know that I see that tiny rat man (?) On my dash every now and then, and every time it brings a smile on my face bc that's. just a critter, love him, I know nothing abt him

Awgh i was having a rough day and this really brought a smile to my face. Thank thank you a lot ;_; It means a lot

[snakestarr]

ur designs are so real to me idk how else to explain it but keep it up man

awgh thank you so much mate :)

[trenchcoatsbi]

I’m planning a fun little surprise for our partner system lol. It’s their hosts and our Wils 7 month anniversary, and I am going to d r a g this man to front. {for context the body is experiencing immense pain and he’s trying to hide from it.} Im excited to watch them wake up and realize “holy shite my husband is here” and freak out /pos -🌀

AWGH THATS SO SWEET i hope that works out well!! :D if you want ill totally draw yall sometime!

happy 7 months <3

[gastlives]

wow that arc was short

damn taylor

oh shit its aggressive taylor time

wow

or so u think

FUCK subtlety

fucked up of you

holy shit

's fine

nooo atlas :(

taylor becomes more friends w rachel than lisa after Going Thru It the arc

what were the NOOTES

omg taylor mom..

yea…

man…

awgh..

o0h man..

awghgggegse

cries

oh wow this chapter was so sad

man…. this feels like a turning point for her since she said she has to be heartless and all

so true

ok lets go

hrrm

the 2 troublemakers

the most powerful stranger assassin in the wooorld

god damn girl

damn taylor…. KNEEL to the bug queen

wooow

wow

oh shit does it not fully work on her?

oh my god