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foxyfrennetic · 2 years ago
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i <3 my partner (it is literally a bug irl) its soooo awesome and cool and draws very silly style pictures (incredible artist) and has a very silly style (highly fashionable). love and peace are within them and some of my favorite things in the world are both love AND peace!!!! <3 <3 <3
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antiquepearlss · 1 month ago
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Why Eugene never has sleepovers with Varian anymore:
Varian at 10 pm: won’t let Eugene sleep because he has to finish this blueprint and no Eugene he’s not going to do it in his lab he already brought it here also he has to write a list of formulas he’s trying tomorrow also did you see Lance’s new hat it’s so ugly right?
Varian at 12 am: keeping Eugene awake by “reading too loudly”
Varian at 1 am: sleep kicking Eugene in the ribs. Sleep talking about Pythagorean Theorems.
Varian at 2 am: “Eugene omg wake up I just had an idea on a machine that can fold socks more effectively”
Varian at 3 am: getting a post-midnight snack consisting of seven apples, a meatloaf sandwich, and a pint of ice cream
Varian at 4 am: “I just had the weirdest dream about Ruddiger becoming king of Spain after a chicken nugget eating contest”
Varian at 5 am: somehow stole all the blankets and pillows. Bit Eugene for trying to take them back. He’s sleep cranky.
Varian at 6 am: sleep talking about apple juice being a superior beverage to wine
Varian at 7 am: Dead because Eugene smothered him with a pillow
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t00thpasteface · 10 months ago
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going to bake some fluffy cake-mix-cool-whip cookies to not only welcome back my two returning roommates but also appease the mysterious Player 4 who will be replacing the one who graduated. i already know it's physically impossible to tone down my weirdness around anyone i'm living with long-term so i figure i should at least try to contextualize it as a fun, whimsical weirdness. remember this kindness between us when you are inevitably inconvenienced by my habit of two-hour afternoon naps or startled by my sneezes that are powerful enough to completely throw my back out
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the fandom Mood has been p down lately, but we absolutely do not have to live like this. join me in a good vibes social experiment and make an appreciation post that DOES NOT mention the disc/course- talk about someone you watch or dont watch, or even a whole team. doesnt matter how long or short your post is the only point is that its Made. (“i fucking love [x character]” totally counts).
if you want to help build a little archive of Good Posts for us all to frolic in then tag #qsmp pos
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unkillability · 22 days ago
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chilling this wknd w @gubbly @hharsh
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gachacatt · 23 days ago
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Day 20 - Desert
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abigailspinach · 5 months ago
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President Biden on Wednesday pardoned American veterans who were convicted of engaging in gay sex under a military code that outlawed the behavior for more than 60 years.
Mr. Biden’s proclamation grants clemency to some 2,000 people who were charged between 1951 and 2013, addressing a “historic wrong,” the president said in a statement.
“Today, I am righting an historic wrong by using my clemency authority to pardon many former service members who were convicted simply for being themselves,” Mr. Biden said. “Despite their courage and great sacrifice, thousands of L.G.B.T.Q.I.+ service members were forced out of the military because of their sexual orientation or gender identity. Some of these patriotic Americans were subject to court-martial, and have carried the burden of this great injustice for decades.”
The proclamation addresses charges brought under Article 125 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice, a federal law that made it a crime to engage in “unnatural carnal copulation with another person of the same or opposite sex,” even with mutual consent. In 2013, Congress voted to repeal the portion of the code that outlawed consensual sodomy.
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suckinitup · 4 months ago
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actually also id Love to force magnus to actively look after emizel. I want emizel to make it so so easy to hate himself- he’s a vampire and a killer and a little fucking shit who keeps trying to bite -and i want magnus to be forced to recognize him as a person anyway i think that would be fun
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ittybittybumblebee · 7 months ago
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Steve is a grown woman however sometimes i keep him on my lap like a funny animal and he sticks to the bit and purrs and makes biscuits even though he has explicit cat related trauma this is like exposure therapy for him. also i hc he age regresses due to losing his entire childhood to preparing for the Old Man Doot role so this is kinda like that. he physically turns into a clownling too
YEAH YEAH Trueness and Realness u are the ultimate Steve expert
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awesomehoggirl · 1 year ago
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such a productive day i wrote 1 sentence and changed all the covers of my spotify playlists and added to most of them. and i did lots of drawing and expressed myself artistically so take that you rotted cunt! and i listened to like 5 hours of nymphowars
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skeletalheartattack · 2 years ago
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If you're going up three floors, would you rather use an elevator, escalator, stairs, or something else?
i jump on an awesome resilient hog and trampoline into the third floor window
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ballwizard · 1 year ago
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every time i draw homsar the word on his shirt gets further removed. i just remembered i wrote 'goo' on it once
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foxyfrennetic · 2 years ago
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Been meaning to post this, a compilation of songs I've been messing around making that I don't know how to finish
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badass-skeleton · 24 days ago
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ITS FRIDAY MOTHERFUCKER, AND I'M A GODDAMN RULE BREAKER.
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gizdathemxel · 5 months ago
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to be a picky sjw loser really quick green is STRICTLY a non-binary color. u binary hoes couldn’t nearly catch all its subtle intracacies and details.
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yo9urt · 7 months ago
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today i return to the sea
#mine#its my last first day of school (until/unless i go to grad school but thats way off if it even happens)#the rest of these tags are all just going to be complaints so keep scrolling if you dont gaf#ok first complaint. my schedule is stupid and awful i think#winters schedule was weird too. but this one kinda sucks#the main problem i see is that both of my main classes are in the middle of the day so theres probably going to be people eating#(i have mis0phon1a)#so thats number 1. 2nd problem is that those classes also have the grading scale where u need at least 95 PERCENT to get an A. girl!#they are also both 400 level spanish classes so theyre just going to be kind of hard and annoying and a lot of work in general#the next problem is that my other class is actually not quite a class it is a teaching practicum. which i didnt even 100% want to do#but the certificate could be useful so im doing it anyway.#one of the guys in that class (i know some of the students already from winter) eats like a hog for like the first 20-30 mins so thats goin#to be miserable i bet. also at some point im gonna have to teach a lesson myself#which is scary and also frustrating because again i didnt even really want to do this. WHATEVER#ok what else. ummmmm#oh i think i might be unemployed LOL normally my boss would have done schedule coordination stuff like last week but i havent heard from he#at all. this is because we are government funded and the government does not want to fund us anymore -_- suck my balls#and my hog too. so money is going to be a concern which is especially awesome because ive already been trying to save up#becaues im moving out this year hopefully so im gonna need $ for that and for probably upgrades like i might get a new phone and computer#and stuff etc. and i live in an HCOL area so even though i literally just buy groceries my bill is like $294358939358/month#SIGH. also of course the final problem on the list is the behemoth of them all: i have to apply for jobs#i made a little spreadsheet to hopefully make the process easier. but its going to be agony lol fucking resumes and cover letters how about#i just kill myself now -_- and fucking interviews too. fuuuuuck you suck my nuts and dick and balls#i dont know how im going to cope iwth any of this LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and also as usual i have like no friends so its just me going it alo#alone* in this big awful spring. 2 and a half months of this.#i suppose i will need to go back to the dispensary.#fuuuuuuuuuck man
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