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i <3 my partner (it is literally a bug irl) its soooo awesome and cool and draws very silly style pictures (incredible artist) and has a very silly style (highly fashionable). love and peace are within them and some of my favorite things in the world are both love AND peace!!!! <3 <3 <3
#vilvermin j sqwirm#thats stands for jebediah j sqwirm!#<3#gay posting#lesbian#isle of lesbos home of the greek poet sappho#thats code for im queer btw#hog pog#awesomebroth#awesome hog!#i had a dream that i was trapped in a car that was driving on a desert path into a void of nothing#that was pretty scary ngl but yeah
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Why Eugene never has sleepovers with Varian anymore:
Varian at 10 pm: won’t let Eugene sleep because he has to finish this blueprint and no Eugene he’s not going to do it in his lab he already brought it here also he has to write a list of formulas he’s trying tomorrow also did you see Lance’s new hat it’s so ugly right?
Varian at 12 am: keeping Eugene awake by “reading too loudly”
Varian at 1 am: sleep kicking Eugene in the ribs. Sleep talking about Pythagorean Theorems.
Varian at 2 am: “Eugene omg wake up I just had an idea on a machine that can fold socks more effectively”
Varian at 3 am: getting a post-midnight snack consisting of seven apples, a meatloaf sandwich, and a pint of ice cream
Varian at 4 am: “I just had the weirdest dream about Ruddiger becoming king of Spain after a chicken nugget eating contest”
Varian at 5 am: somehow stole all the blankets and pillows. Bit Eugene for trying to take them back. He’s sleep cranky.
Varian at 6 am: sleep talking about apple juice being a superior beverage to wine
Varian at 7 am: Dead because Eugene smothered him with a pillow
#Varian wakes him up constantly like a rambunctious toddler#Var: Eugene I can’t sleep#Gene: well I can#Var: …bitch#Also they’re both blanket hogs and total cuddlers. One of them wakes up to the other latched onto them like a koala#It’s worse when Rapunzel’s there that tiny alchemist is hers and Eugene’s teddy bear#It’s like a constant little brother sandwich he can’t escape#Platonic bed sharing and cuddling my beloved#tts#tangled the series#rapunzel's tangled adventure#varian#eugene fitzherbert#team awesome
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going to bake some fluffy cake-mix-cool-whip cookies to not only welcome back my two returning roommates but also appease the mysterious Player 4 who will be replacing the one who graduated. i already know it's physically impossible to tone down my weirdness around anyone i'm living with long-term so i figure i should at least try to contextualize it as a fun, whimsical weirdness. remember this kindness between us when you are inevitably inconvenienced by my habit of two-hour afternoon naps or startled by my sneezes that are powerful enough to completely throw my back out
#imagine me and the other two inviting the noob to go on one of our Night Walks as an icebreaker and we see the hogs again#wanna walk down to the pier with us? ok yay awesome. btw do you have a rifle or perhaps crossbow? ohhhh no reason#shebbz shoutz
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the fandom Mood has been p down lately, but we absolutely do not have to live like this. join me in a good vibes social experiment and make an appreciation post that DOES NOT mention the disc/course- talk about someone you watch or dont watch, or even a whole team. doesnt matter how long or short your post is the only point is that its Made. (“i fucking love [x character]” totally counts).
if you want to help build a little archive of Good Posts for us all to frolic in then tag #qsmp pos
#qsmp#qsmp pos#lots of people are giving up on this event too early i think#we cant change everyone’s perceptions on it but we CAN change ours and i for one would loce to see people going hog wild over their faves#even more#this includes red team and green team and blue team equally#even you eyeball fuckers. I support you as well#share how awesome you think his evil little plans are i will enjoy it
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chilling this wknd w @gubbly @hharsh
#we saw some awesome cats and donkeys and many screaming perverse hogs attacking and fucking eachother and also many many stinkbugs#like we were in a little airstream trailer air b&b on some property & like.. . so many stinkbugs getting into everything.. and wasps
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Day 20 - Desert
#We're in the final stretch!#Monstober#Halloween#my awesome hog#urban legends#monsters#trading cards
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President Biden on Wednesday pardoned American veterans who were convicted of engaging in gay sex under a military code that outlawed the behavior for more than 60 years.
Mr. Biden’s proclamation grants clemency to some 2,000 people who were charged between 1951 and 2013, addressing a “historic wrong,” the president said in a statement.
“Today, I am righting an historic wrong by using my clemency authority to pardon many former service members who were convicted simply for being themselves,” Mr. Biden said. “Despite their courage and great sacrifice, thousands of L.G.B.T.Q.I.+ service members were forced out of the military because of their sexual orientation or gender identity. Some of these patriotic Americans were subject to court-martial, and have carried the burden of this great injustice for decades.”
The proclamation addresses charges brought under Article 125 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice, a federal law that made it a crime to engage in “unnatural carnal copulation with another person of the same or opposite sex,” even with mutual consent. In 2013, Congress voted to repeal the portion of the code that outlawed consensual sodomy.
#for an old and devout Catholic guy#Biden really great on this issue#for you whippersnappers out there#it was a SCANDALE when he came out for gay marriage ahead of obama#like obama was personally fine with it but politically in favor of domestic partnership#and Biden used his gaffe prone persona to go whole hog in an interview and call for gay marriage#no BFD#and then Obama couldn't undercut his VP#and yeah#it was awesome
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actually also id Love to force magnus to actively look after emizel. I want emizel to make it so so easy to hate himself- he’s a vampire and a killer and a little fucking shit who keeps trying to bite -and i want magnus to be forced to recognize him as a person anyway i think that would be fun
#also i think if they got past the whole killing vampire bullshit then magnus could have fun firing crossbow bolts#while emizel super parkours to dodge#like those older gentlemen who use those tennis ball guns and the dog goes hog fucking wild getting all of its energy out#theo and emizel should do that too actually but i think theo would also be doing some awesome parkour#the suck
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Steve is a grown woman however sometimes i keep him on my lap like a funny animal and he sticks to the bit and purrs and makes biscuits even though he has explicit cat related trauma this is like exposure therapy for him. also i hc he age regresses due to losing his entire childhood to preparing for the Old Man Doot role so this is kinda like that. he physically turns into a clownling too
YEAH YEAH Trueness and Realness u are the ultimate Steve expert
#asks#awesome can i have a turn with funny animal steve on my lap or are u going to hog him all to urself ?!?!. pass around the clown Man
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such a productive day i wrote 1 sentence and changed all the covers of my spotify playlists and added to most of them. and i did lots of drawing and expressed myself artistically so take that you rotted cunt! and i listened to like 5 hours of nymphowars
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If you're going up three floors, would you rather use an elevator, escalator, stairs, or something else?
i jump on an awesome resilient hog and trampoline into the third floor window
#ask#anon#my alternative response would've been boobie movement tech#but 🙄💅 wouldve been too obvious.#anyway no for a real answer? 3 floors?#i guess it depends on the building since not a lot of buildings i know have escalators#malls ive been to dont normally have more than 2 floors. so those are usually escalators if they have them.#granted ive only really been to like 2 or 3 malls. and theyve all had one floor#i think ive only been in a few elevators. i only have like two or three memories.#again it depends on the building i guess#i guess elevators? im fine using stairs but id feel weird if i was the only one using the stairs#so it depends on the building and the social situation#so hog hop it is!!!! hog hop stays fucking winning!!!!!#the hogs okay btw. hogs use to be big enough for us to trampoline on.#when they evolved to be smaller we had to invent trampolines.#bank heists were awesome back in caveman times#anyway thank you for the ask anon! :)
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every time i draw homsar the word on his shirt gets further removed. i just remembered i wrote 'goo' on it once
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Been meaning to post this, a compilation of songs I've been messing around making that I don't know how to finish
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ITS FRIDAY MOTHERFUCKER, AND I'M A GODDAMN RULE BREAKER.
#badass skeleton#badass#awesome skeleton#awesome#skeleton posting#skeleton#rules are meant to be broken#crankin my hog#motorcycle#skeleton motorcycle#fuck you
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Dont be fool by my normal constant reblogs. centricide is still there btw. like any of my interest waiting to be summoned
#i can still ramble so much abt this shit#theyre stupid and awful /pos#in centricide its not about whos the good person its about whos ur favourite war criminals /silly /ref#theyre want each others deadd its awesome <3#i think every day everyone fantasize about killing each other while hogging cupcakes isnt that amazing#centalks
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to be a picky sjw loser really quick green is STRICTLY a non-binary color. u binary hoes couldn’t nearly catch all its subtle intracacies and details.
#gendering a color before anyone else can#it literally means so much to me#egg me picked it bc i thought it was unfair how unevenly split the coloreed genders are#and now i realize: green is special bc it’s 4 everyone#it lacks class gender race it could sustain you it could kill you it could be ambivalent#SUCH an awesome color#therefore im hogging it no one can be green like me
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