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antiquepearlss · 2 months ago

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Why Eugene never has sleepovers with Varian anymore:

Varian at 10 pm: won’t let Eugene sleep because he has to finish this blueprint and no Eugene he’s not going to do it in his lab he already brought it here also he has to write a list of formulas he’s trying tomorrow also did you see Lance’s new hat it’s so ugly right?

Varian at 12 am: keeping Eugene awake by “reading too loudly”

Varian at 1 am: sleep kicking Eugene in the ribs. Sleep talking about Pythagorean Theorems.

Varian at 2 am: “Eugene omg wake up I just had an idea on a machine that can fold socks more effectively”

Varian at 3 am: getting a post-midnight snack consisting of seven apples, a meatloaf sandwich, and a pint of ice cream

Varian at 4 am: “I just had the weirdest dream about Ruddiger becoming king of Spain after a chicken nugget eating contest”

Varian at 5 am: somehow stole all the blankets and pillows. Bit Eugene for trying to take them back. He’s sleep cranky.

Varian at 6 am: sleep talking about apple juice being a superior beverage to wine

Varian at 7 am: Dead because Eugene smothered him with a pillow

#Varian wakes him up constantly like a rambunctious toddler #Var: Eugene I can’t sleep #Gene: well I can #Var: …bitch #Also they’re both blanket hogs and total cuddlers. One of them wakes up to the other latched onto them like a koala #It’s worse when Rapunzel’s there that tiny alchemist is hers and Eugene’s teddy bear #It’s like a constant little brother sandwich he can’t escape #Platonic bed sharing and cuddling my beloved #tts #tangled the series #rapunzel's tangled adventure #varian #eugene fitzherbert #team awesome

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