#aw lawd

[darklydeliciousdesires]

Decided to have a Bloody Mary prior to brunch.

WEEEEEEEEE! 🤣🤣🤣

Oh dear… 🥴 hahaha!

[rake-rake]

[f4iryfxies]

“Wdym I talk about them all the time?”

I know everything abt this man who’s only gonna last a week😨

[madalenadrops]

[thewideawakechronicles]

Oh. We're in possible danger-

Should we move the critters and Theo into a safer spot guys-?

(Everyone else has moved away already. They decided not to stay around as soon at they saw him on the floor.)

[bloofinntoona]

WIP (kinda) of how I imagined Seb in his early twenties in my Cross Your Heart fic //but I got work to do so I didn’t have much time on Tumblr UGLY SOBS//

[toriliashine]

red carpet diaries rewrite bc im pretty sure they're gonna make me apologize for shit i didnt do and piss me off:

Gloria: so you know what you need todo...

MC: Apologise for the trouble they think i've caused and fight for their love wrongfully lost?

Gloria: what? no! tell them off! they're your friends and are supposed to believe in you especially after all you've done! You go right up to their houses and explain like you SHOULVD'VE that day instead of getting cold feet!

MC: but-

Gloria: no buts! You're not how i was dear, they know they can talk to you but chose to leave you at the first sign of trouble and blame you for all of it. The best satisfaction is getting back on track and letting them know how much they fucked up!

----------------------------------------------------------------------

*the next scene opens with MC knocking then BANGING on teja's door like OPEN UP U-*

[darklydeliciousdesires]

Nothing to see here. Just daddy Kvarforth with his hand where I want my mouth, pussy HAND 🤣🤣

@sciapod @danzer8705 @erbodd @deathwhoregutfucker Ya girl is a horny liability for this man 🖤🖤

[thehappiestgolucky]

Some more!

This time with the designs of @eggobuggo

Our Radiances, let them be asshole girlbosses. They have that vibe.

[wildnorseviking]

Big ass pigeon i saw at the buss station.

[wolfman-al]

This morning I missread "Chucky" as "Chunky", that gave me a chuckle, so I had to draw that.

[youreaclownnow]

For anyone who may be wondering "just how big is sazabi-kun's box?"

The answer, BIG.

Have an MG 2.0 gramps for scale

[cincomma]

☽ A neat drawing of our sona from a few months ago :>

[seokjinsonlyone]

i trust jungkook i do but i really hope the song don’t sound like that hippity hoppity house music they played at the end 😭😭😭

[glitter-oracle]

DICK SO GOOD IT REORDERED THE FORCE AND THE UNIVERSE

Dove

Part 2 of 2 of The Locked Door Series

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 19.7K i apologize for NOTHING

Warnings: DUBCON ELEMENTS, SMUUUUUUT, religion kink, virgin kink, authority kink, degradation kink, praise kink, age gap, ohhhhh the list goes on y’all been here long enough

A/N: I have nothing to say for myself this time im sorry

***

Obi-Wan feels like he’s going to be sick.

Dinner in the grand hall was difficult enough, forking down mouthfuls of expensive food he’s sure was absolutely marvelous, if he could’ve tasted it.  The s’Ziscari clearly splurged on the celebrations—expensive food, expensive decor, expensive everything, down to the silk napkin he studied and fiddled with under the table as he awkwardly waited for you to finish your plate.

He felt uncomfortable, absolutely.  He’s felt uncomfortable ever since he shuffled into this blasted, Maker forsaken robe not long after he left your quarters earlier.

Not black, no.  Not like yours.  Not like what appears to be an overwhelmingly vast majority of the people he’s encountered so far this dreadful evening.

No, his robes are blue.

Seguir leyendo

[prehistoric-chesterfield-sofa]

can i be a harbinger of something fun? for once? like doom and gloom is all well and good but i wanna boogie