#avoid them like the plague

[myreia]

Do you ever see a post about writing float across your dash that theoretically has a good point, but the example of how to avoid the habit it's criticizing is so poorly written that it kind of defeats the point?

Both your examples are bad, idk what you're trying to teach here.

[still-snowing]

smooch!

[strigital]

sad news, everyone. no more self checkout sketches 'cause my ass got sacked due to a karen meltdown.

on the upside i'm submitting a complaint to the commission for work-related arguments and also i already have three interviews lined up this weekend because, surprise, cashiers with ~8 years of experience are a hot commodity!

hated this place anyways so fuck it and almost everyone in it (not the cleaning lady tho, she's the wholesomest grandma ever).

also i'm beginning my first internship (in college for now, cause i'm still a freshman) and right after -- the dreaded finals.

as y'all might guess i'm a lil stressed depressed lemon zest 😥😞🍋

[beesinmymoth]

what does Megatron think of soundwaves cassettes

Ravage is a crotchety old fart

As for the birds…

They’re his best spies

[backwaterr]

Day 1: official art/redraw

[wigglebox]

Little Stroll 🍂

[softsimulation]

the people’s princess (i’m people)

[gbirrd]

DUN-DUH-DUH-DUUUUHN!

suprise! i've been working as part of ANOTHER Bang! I paired up once again with the delightful @englandamericaitaly to create this piece for their fic as part of the @dpxdcbigbang !

you can read their fic here- a really fun read, and of course I drew the scene with my boy Duke. we gotta step up folks! not enough art of this weird little daylight-loving freak out here!

Image ID:

A drawing of a very dark train tunnel, with a rail track stretching down from the top towards the bottom of the image. At the top of the piece near the back of the tunnel is Duke Thomas in his Signal armour, giving off a strong yellow glow as he is crouched over Clayface, arm raised in a fist to punch him as his head is raised to look up with glowing eyes. Clayface's hand is wrapped around Duke trying to pull him off. At the bottom of the page near the front of the tracks, Jazz Fenton stands facing Duke with a faint green glow. Three shadowy figures stand behind her. In the top right corner there is a close-up panel of Jazz's eyes, in all green, and mirroring it in the bottom left are Duke's eyes in all yellow.

[wigglybunfish]

Worst Most unhinged throuple in Edo period Japan.

Or, alternatively: hey what if they were all great and happy and satisfied. AND had two hands.

[amygdalae]

a bit of lore about me is that if i ever respond to a combative user or anon by calling them a "silly goose" that's actually my personal codephrase for "stupid cunt"

[idontmindifuforgetme]

so past the point of changing people's minds about me!! like i actually just realized today that i don't care. i am so much more capable of shrugging my shoulders at someone's preconceived notions of me than i used to be. throughout my life i will probably run into many a person who will have a negative impression of me that they will not be able to dispel (or will go out of their way to fuel for the sake of their confirmation bias or whatever it is). but i will also have the honor of meeting a lot of amazing people who won't do that and who will actually see me for who i really am and will affirm that w their thoughts and actions. so long as i know who i am, anyone who's willing to make the effort will know who i am too. and that's all that matters

[jackass-jones]

Akihiko becoming a cop is something that simply doesn’t happen in the coma route cuz Shinji would see that shit and be like Aki what the actual hell is wrong with you

[rocketbirdie]

*slips another kunsel into your pocket*

[vertexline]

When you're fed up with your boyfriend handling you with velvet gloves

[toxetta]

thinking about how someone in my ETHICS class said "if you care about a problem that doesn't directly affect you, there's something actually wrong with you"

...

there's so much irony there it cured my anemia. he's an evangelical too for bonus points

[lotus-pear]

consider...chuuya and navia hat swap!!

now THIS is a concept...

who would slay harder