#avngers smut

[just-some-random-blogger]

Dude, She's Just Not Into You

Chris Evans x Actress!Reader Summary: You and Chris were lovers in a major motion picture. Beyond that you were great friends off screen. Except no one believed that. Everyone could see how whipped that meatball was for you, except you lol. Word Count: 2k+ Warnings: A lot of pining, fluff, also i used Y/N n stuff ASHDHaL:SFHASLHF disgostin, actress au, crack fic lol, etc.

A/N: ayyy I kinda made a another one that kinda could be p2 but not really so if ur into reading it lol here it is

20+ minute YT video captioned: Chris Evans & Y/F/N Test To See How Compatible they are with each other.

It's an all white background and two chairs.

Chris is in a sweater and slacks, as am I.

"Hi, my name is Chris Evans," I say making Chris turn to me and knit his brows mutter, "so who am I?"

I turn to him and examine his soft expression. I place a hand on my jaw and hum in thought. I look at his sweater and I turn back to the camera, "-and today we're going to be seeing how-" Chris laughs softly in the background, "compatible we are."

I turn to the bearded man, "now Ronaldo, I know we're dressed like we're on the same team, but we aren't."

Chris pulls his head back and makes a face. He turns over his shoulder and whispers softly, "are you talking to me? This is awkward."

I snap two fingers at him, "focus, focus, Zhao. You have the attention of a two year old."

Chris begins to look around, "am... am I in the right room?"

"I'm here to prove to everyone that I am the superior Chris Evans because I actually listen to what you have to say--"

He sucks in a sharp breath and straightens his back. He raises his brows and a finger, "aLrIghT, first of all--"

"--quit mansplaining, Johan-- but also the entire film we're in heavily relies on the compatibility we have. Thus if we are found incompatible because of your incompetence, you are the sole reason why this film would have any bad ratings whatsoever."

Chris looks dumbfounded but he eventually sighs, "well, you know what, that seems soundly fair."

I nod, "as it is."

"But your sweater is still ugly," he randomly spurts, making me turn to my white top then to his white top. I stand from my chair and position my arms into a T, "excuse me, this is above my paygrade. My cultured feet will not be insulted by a mildly amusing piece of white bread, thanks."

The comment section of this video:

IM SCREAMING THE VIDEO HASNT EVEN STARTED AND THEYRE ALREADY AT EACH OTHERS THROATS I SWEAR THEIR BICKERING IS A WHOLE MOVIE ITSELF [3k+ likes]

Chris: I- Y/N: absolutely not [1.5k likes]

"I think Y/N is an absolute great person. She's so passionate and kind. Everything she does she puts her heart out. I know how cheesy it is to say, but I have never met someone like her." -chris evans "Imma be real witchu... I don't get it." -y/n freaking y/l/n [5.1k likes] >>>20 REPLIES<<< It do really be like dat sometimes 😔 [1k likes] MS Y/L/N COLLECT UR MAN OR GIVE HIM TO ME THX [2.6k likes]

I love how Chris gets most of the questions right and still is wrong lmao 😂 [200k likes]

OKAY BUT NO ONES TALKING ABOUT HOW SHE GOT ONE ANSWER WRONG BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY STILL RIGHT [61k likes] >>>500 replies<<< Ya'll can't convince me they're not dating. [3k likes] SHe wAs so pressed about it toooo HELLLPPP [2.5k likes] I think they're talking about it now lol [657 likes]

3 minute highlight clip from a solo interview captioned: Y/F/N On 'How Hard' It Was Working With Chris Evans

The scene is set in a red carpet event. Loud ambient noise in the background and infrequent camera flashes.

I'm wearing a one shoulder, sparkly, green tunic dress. I stand in front of an interviewer wearing something quite similar. She starts off with that, "Look at us, we're matching."

I smile back at her and match her enthusiastic tone, "Yeah! Look at us, in the trends. Had we been wearing the same color, someone would have gotten fired."

We share a laugh.

"So tell me how it was working with Chris Evans."

"Horrible," I say with no hesitation. I roll my eyes dramatically and huff, "the dude kept eating my muffins on set. Just because he had unlimited bread options as Captain America doesn't mean he can just steal my french toast too."

"Oh gosh, I had no idea."

"Yeah," sigh, "it's just not right." I look up and pretend to hold back tears. The dear interviewer plays along and pats my shoulder. I shake my head and raise a hand, "no, I'm fine. I just-- I want America to know that that man you love so much, is a glutton for gluten. It's kind of sad to see how much that bright star has faded."

The comment section of this video:

You just can't spell Y/F/N without dramatic. [104k+ likes]

This woman is so extra and I AM HERE FOR IT. QUEEEEEN [15.5k likes]

14 minutes of y/n hating chris & chris proving her otherwise (that's the video)

We're seated next to each other. The interviewer is in front of us and the movie poster behind.

"Do you ever look at someone and say, 'man, that dude is hecka ugly'? Well, folks, that's how I feel when I see him," I say turning to Chris who was already looking at me.

Chris says casually, "I think I'm pretty good looking."

"Well, that's what makes you ugly," I turn to the interviewer, "no one likes a self-aware hot guy."

Chris smiles, keeping his eyes fixed on me, "so you agree?"

--CUT TO--

Same setting, different time and interviewer.

Said interviewer asks, "After working on a film for a year, what has been your favorite thing to do together."

There is a short pause.

Chris answers, "you know, I think I'd say something like having coffee. Like, we would go to cafes and just sit there, read a book, and chill."

"Clearly it was enjoyable because I didn't talk to him at all," I say with a firm nod.

"Says the girl who made me rush into the makeup studio just to tell me that stupid joke she had."

My eyes widen in defense, "Oh well sorry you have no humor. Literally everyone in the makeup department laughed at the joke."

"If I had said the joke you wouldn't have let me live that down."

"Yeah, but you wouldn't have said that joke because your a dry piece of-"

--CUT TO--

I'm sitting alone in a studio. The video is in black and white.

"If you could get one trait of Chris Evan's as your own, what would it be and why," I read the question off of a cue card and place it at the back of the deck. "Okay, first of all, I would not touch that man with a 20 foot pole. Okay. Get that on record."

I push the hair out of my face then think for a moment, "second of all, Chris, I think these days, has such a lovable image. You know like, I think before he got his shield, he was type cast as a bad boy, but he really is just a really big, lovable guy, you know. And, I feel like I would want to be someone who feels like that, you know."

The comment section of this video:

Y/N: Chris Evans 🤬👹 💩💢🔪 Also Y/N: Chris Evans 🥰💖🤰✨🌸 [40k+ likes]

5 minute clip: Chris Evans On Dating Rumors with Y/F/N

It's a red carpet event. Chris is in a suit and shades. "So," the interviewer asks Chris, "what do we think of Y/N?"

"Well, we think she's great. She's super talented, super hard working, super funny. She's great."

"Yeah, and we know how playful and wild your interviews can get."

Chris purses his lips in a soft smile and shakes his head, "she's a tough cookie, you know?"

"Do you like tough cookies?"

"I mean, a cookie's a cookie. I like cookies. I like them anyway I can get. You can always eat a harder cookie with milk, so."

"Would you say you're the milk to her cookie?"

Chris breaks into a left booby grab laugh. Once he settle down a bit, "I don't know where this is going but I don't wike it."

"I mean, you two are so comfortable with each other. Haven't you ever thought of dating?"

He sighs and shakes his head. He half-heartedly says, "Wow. I mean, what could I have ever thought about if not dating a tough cookie. Look, hey, let's ask her now."

I am about to pass by him, but I'm so rudely interrupted.

Chris borrows the mic from the interviewer, "have you thought of nothing else but dating me?"

I am, admittedly, taken aback. In a few seconds though, I turn to my shoulder and utter one word, "security."

10+ minute panel interview titled: Love Loop Stars Chris Evans and Y/F/N Interview In New York

"I'm really curious," the interviewer asks, "how did this all start? The bickering, the sarcasm, does it come naturally, or was there a tipping point between you two."

The two of us were laughing at the start of the question, knowing exactly where it was going from the get go.

"Well, I'm honestly a naturally sarcastic person. I think Chris and I have a similar sense of humor, but mostly I just like getting a rise out of him. He's such a confused old man sometimes and it's hilarious, which is why try my darndest to give the world the content they deserve. The PR team actually encourage me."

Chris's shoulders shakes in laughter. He shakes his head in disagreement.

"And how do you feel about her banter?"

"Well," he drags out, "not that I can stop her, but with every sarcastic comment she gives-- although... I do get a little nervous-"

"Wait what?" I turn to him with an incredulous look on my face.

"Well, you know you start thinking."

I roll my eyes, "oh my gosh, you just want me to sing praises on live TV and tell the world how much I love you."

Chris starts getting defensive and raises his hands. Red begins to rise up from his neck to his cheeks.

I continue on anyway, "Okay, ya'll better make sure the cameras are recording because I won't say this as often." I clear my throat, "I-" gag noises, "love Chris Evans."

The room cheers.

It's Chris's turn to stand and bring his arms together into a T, "time out." He disagrees, "this is wayyyy above my pay grade."

[cruel-summerxy]

MCU Masterlist

*angst

~ fluff

^ smut

peter parker

Death by a Thousand Cuts * : there is something holding y/n from viewing her relationship with peter as something that is done.

Once, Twice, Three Times ~ : the story of y/n’s and peter’s first, second, and third kiss. 

bucky barnes

If This Was a Movie * : y/n somehow befriended the mysterious new guy named Bucky and when he disappears she isn't the same. she knows one thing for sure, if this was a movie he'd be there with her.

[lusty-loki]

Stop Teasing Me (18+)

Title: Stop Teasing Me

Pairing: Loki Laufeyson x Reader

Summary: (Anon requested) Hi, i love your writing! Could you do a fic where Loki fucks the reader against the wall in the back hallways of the avngers tower with the prompt “stop teasing me” ????? And plz make it however long u want, I LOVE Loki smut.

Warnings: Smut

A/N: THIS GIF IS SOLELY HERE FOR THE PURPOSE OF THAT HUGE ASS DICK. LIKE,,,,, LOOK AT IT. HOPEFULLY THAT GIVES YOU A VISUAL FOR THIS NICE ASS SMUT ;)))))

A/N Pt 2: this is my first time really writing smut in a long time so i am very sorry for the quality💚💚💚

"Loki, stop teasing me."

You were pinned up against the wall with Loki's lips attached to your collar bone. Your swimsuit was dripping water onto the floor as your hands got lost in Loki's hair. Loki's fingers were inbetween your legs, rubbing soft circles on your clit. Loki chuckled as his lips left your skin, and you even whimpered at the loss of contact. The god stepped back and looked over your wet body. You had just gotten back from a few hours of swimming when Loki saw you. There was no time for you to prepare yourself as he slammed you against the wall and slammed his lips into you.

Now here you both were, standing in the hallway, panting. Loki's eyes grazed over you once more before he pointed at the wall and growled.

"I am going to fuck you right up against this wall." Loki's growl sent a shiver down your spine and pulled him in by his shirt.

"Then do it." You purred back.

Within seconds your lips were again joined in a deep and needy kiss as your hands were fumbling at Loki's Asgardian pants. Soon they hit the ground and his hard cock sprang free. Loki's own hands found your ass and lifted you up from the ground and pinned you up against the wall. Your legs found their way around his torso, and your positioned yourself so he was right below your entrance.

Loki pushed his hips up and the tip of his cock grazed through your wet folds. He did it again, savoring the sounds of your desperate whimpers. Then, without warning, Loki slammed into you, causing you to cry out in surprise. He let you adjust to his full length before starting to thrust. With your back against the wall, Loki's hands were on your hips, pulling you up and bringing you back down onto his cock.

With every thrust Loki filled you and hit all the right spots. Your nails dug into Loki's back as he picked up the pace. Loud groans and profanities fell from your lips as your eyes closed from the intense pleasure. The God even snaked one of his hands inbetween you and started to fiercely rub your clit.

"Open your eyes, Y/n." Loki growled. So you did, and stared deep into his lust-filled blue orbs as he slammed into you again and again. You felt a tightness in your stomach and your back arched into Loki. You both knew what would come soon.

Without words, Loki started to go even faster, slamming into you as he yelled out. "Fuck! Fuck, Y/n you're tight-" His own head tipped back as his eyes closed. You felt his cock twitch inside of you and you released. Your orgasm hit you hard as you cried out and tightened around Loki, triggering his release. Your nails dug into his back as you held eachother close, riding out your highs.

Once your breathing went to normal, Loki set you down and your legs almost bucked. A small chuckle left his swollen lips before kissing you deeply. With a flash of green and a snap, your swimsuit bottoms were back on, and so were his pants. Loki laughed again and handed you your blue towel that you had dropped when he had 'attacked'.

"You better wrap this around yourself before we go another round, love." Loki then gave his signature lazy smile and you bit your lip.

"Who says I don't wanna go another round?"

[ao3feed-stevebucky]

Ever Since New York

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2LzNAjy

by Avnger

Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers had no idea what they gotten themselves into as they stood at the door step of a frat party. Without even thinking, Steve knocks on the door as music blasts loudly. Bucky give Steve an uneasy look as the door opens.

”You guys made it!”

Bucky’s heart skips a beat as the guy in front of him holds a red cup and wore a lazy drunk smile.

”I’m Chris, come in, Sebastian is in the back.” Steve smiles at the mention of Sebastian’s name. Bucky notices as they both enter the crowded house.

Words: 6, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Chris Evans (Actor), Sebastian Stan, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Thor (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Clint Barton, Robert Downey Jr., Mark Ruffalo, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hiddleston, Jeremy Renner, Tom Holland (Actor), Spider-Man

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes/Chris Evans/Steve Rogers/Sebastian Stan

Additional Tags: Fluff and Smut, thigh riding, Confliction, Kinks, fourthwall

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2LzNAjy

[ao3feed-buckybarnes]

Ever Since New York

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2LzNAjy

by Avnger

Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers had no idea what they gotten themselves into as they stood at the door step of a frat party. Without even thinking, Steve knocks on the door as music blasts loudly. Bucky give Steve an uneasy look as the door opens.

”You guys made it!”

Bucky’s heart skips a beat as the guy in front of him holds a red cup and wore a lazy drunk smile.

”I’m Chris, come in, Sebastian is in the back.” Steve smiles at the mention of Sebastian’s name. Bucky notices as they both enter the crowded house.

Words: 6, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Chris Evans (Actor), Sebastian Stan, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Thor (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Clint Barton, Robert Downey Jr., Mark Ruffalo, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hiddleston, Jeremy Renner, Tom Holland (Actor), Spider-Man

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes/Chris Evans/Steve Rogers/Sebastian Stan

Additional Tags: Fluff and Smut, thigh riding, Confliction, Kinks, fourthwall

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2LzNAjy

[ao3feed-lokiangst]

Ever Since New York

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2LzNAjy

by Avnger

Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers had no idea what they gotten themselves into as they stood at the door step of a frat party. Without even thinking, Steve knocks on the door as music blasts loudly. Bucky give Steve an uneasy look as the door opens.

”You guys made it!”

Bucky’s heart skips a beat as the guy in front of him holds a red cup and wore a lazy drunk smile.

”I’m Chris, come in, Sebastian is in the back.” Steve smiles at the mention of Sebastian’s name. Bucky notices as they both enter the crowded house.

Words: 6, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Chris Evans (Actor), Sebastian Stan, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Thor (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Clint Barton, Robert Downey Jr., Mark Ruffalo, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hiddleston, Jeremy Renner, Tom Holland (Actor), Spider-Man

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes/Chris Evans/Steve Rogers/Sebastian Stan

Additional Tags: Fluff and Smut, thigh riding, Confliction, Kinks, fourthwall

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2LzNAjy