#avert your eyes

[skulls7734]

Mostly v1 sketches

[iridescentttears]

okay okay, i’m sorry, i know. i just finished scrubbing my eye sockets and i’m sure you did too

but i just wanted to take a moment to laugh at the notes on my last two posts about this (y’all are fucking hilarious)

i also just noticed that the mystery sack is the exact same orange of an old man’s nose color and i will never be able to see grunkle stan’s nose the same or him in general really.

if disney is really brave (or bob iger has a stroke and sells gf to alex) they’ll let him do full frontal in the stan-o-war chronicles 💀💀💀

disclaimer: the stan-o-war chronicles only exists in my head but if anyone hears any real rumors about this pls let me know cause i’m fiending for it

[masiy-blooms]

I’m so…so sorry…I had to-

[sweetpumpkinmouse]

Nitties got on my timeline.

I thought I could put my hat in the ring.

[starsonmarsy]

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[spacevixenmusic]

Source: Delicious In Dungeon [2024]

[sweetlyticklish]

kind of want my hands pinned behind my back and my sides squeezed mercilessly

[hell-hirsch]

Hello, here’s some wolf’s rain fanart. I drew this years ago in pencil for a high school project.

Recently, I was watching a compilation about these beautiful idiots, and sustained psychic damage from how sad it was. I had completely forgotten.

This made me go back and rework this until I was satisfied with it. If anyone ever wants to see the original pencil version, please let me know. Otherwise, please enjoy this as much as I do!

PS, Toboe is my favorite, but I like the way Hige’s face turned out the most.

[muusudgoi]

A random smattering of recent selfies that makes me look/seem hotter than I am.

With a bonus then and now showing 20+ years of difference.

[takami-takami]

Starts a-slamming my head against the wall.

I wanna be so mean to sub!Hawks.

I'm talking mean mean. Calling him names. Making him repeat the most pathetic things I can think of and laughing in his face at the way he sniffles and reaches down to rub his poor little cock at the sound of it.

Training him to call getting fucked making him my bitch instead. Making him ask for that, all sweet and shy when he says the filthy words. Making him literally verbalize it with a please at the end.

Making him make animal sounds. Barks, whines, any of it, whatever's most degrading— want him to comply all shy and embarassed and stuttery at first but humiliating himself without hesitation once he's deeper in subspace.

Wanna aftercare the life out of him. Spoil him and call him my sweet pillow princess.

Don't even worry about it kitten daddy's having a mental breakdown or however the fuck that saying goes.

[crunchchute]

tbh i drew the sam and max as henchmen as just a little joke, i didnt really base them on 21 and 24 but everyone keeps saying so and it Does make sense with. you know. but i swear i was just making it for the silly and not for the.

[saintrocklee]

see listen —

itachi has full trust and faith in your abilities so when you accept the solo missions and are gone for months at a time he’s not concerned. he’s not concerned because he illegally found out all about your mission details (keeping secrets from a uchiha? yeah okay.) and knows exactly where you’ll be and when and will accept missions near those areas just to check in. you never know he’s there and he’ll never tell you and he’s always waiting for you when you come back exhausted and bloodied and he’s proud because if you are going to be his you need to be strong. anyone could use you against him so he helps train you. focus you. it’s fun and what shinobi doesn’t use combat as a form of flirtation. his feelings are subtle but steady and when you’re ready and when his clan is ready he’ll make them known. until then he watches closely and is around more often than he should be and if you happen to accidentally meet his mother at the market one day to gauge her approval of you, well, that’s just a happy accident.

satoru also has full trust and faith in your abilities but he’s the strongest — so it doesn’t matter. you won’t get hurt because he won’t allow it. you won’t die because he won’t allow it. you take missions and never face a grade 2 curse or higher without him. the higher ups know better, they know that they are safe as long as you are breathing so they keep you safe. you don’t notice, you like going on missions with gojo and the students, and when you’re sent off on your own it’s like a tiny vacation. gojo knows he’s obsessed with you, knows that everyone is aware, his enemies, friends, those who envy him as much as they adore him, but he’s the strongest. he also has no talent for subtly and point blank tells you that nothing will ever happen to you because he won’t ever allow you. tells you not to worry when the intel is wrong and you’re both staring down a special grade curse because he’s going to take care of it and take care of you. you always roll your eyes or shift your gaze away when he makes such bold statements and that’s okay. you weren’t ready and he’s too busy as of late to give you everything you deserve from him so he’s fine with where you’re both at. eventually he’ll tell you. you’ll be the last to know.

[thathyperfixatedsonofagun]

i had a vision, then remembered that i can't draw. that didn't stop me.

[grandpersonatree]

autistic hand loose paw vibes

[sandwichsakurauchi]

Sayaka on day one of her calorie-laden diet after finding out how fat magical girls can be.

[haxyr3]

I wish this was an April Fool's post, but it's not.

I accidentally discovered that Tumblr banned… Zinaida Serebriakova! I guess the algorithms that censor our posts were written by the same people who put the pants on Michelangelo's David.