#average army

[post-it-notes7]

Will Mir Falspar like the food, IS DMK ACTUALLY A GOOD CHEF?

Mir Falspar can't believe this is happening

[higuchisora]

Can someone please explain to me what the enforcers Do. Like I was under the impression that they were the police force. So why the hell were they fighting in the war? Does Piltover not have an army? Are their police force and their military the same thing? Are you telling me each individual enforcer is trained both in police/investigative procedure AS WELL AS military tactics and strategy? 1) how the fuck do they have the time to invest THAT MUCH into each enforcer. 2) how fucking long is the training, especially considering how quickly Caitlyn joined the force 3) are you telling me the chief of police and the army general are the same thing? Are you telling me MARCUS was a trained tactician? A GENERAL?

Even if you argue they're all incompetent- are you telling me the Councilors were willingly paying what was probably exorbitant amounts of money to have a WEAK and ILL-TRAINED MILITARY? it's one thing for them to poorly train a bunch of cops, and maybe even carelessly allow a bunch of barely trained, "mindless gruntwork" soldiers- but eventually, the more they rise into the ranks, the more they'll have to scrutinize their skill. Are you saying their enforcers are structured like a standing army? Are you saying those pompous fucks wouldn't care if their military was actually capable of protecting them or not? How have they never been invaded before? How are they still around?!

[partywithponies]

BBC Ghosts 1970s Britcom AU (where everything is largely the same-ish except it's styled in the 1970s British sitcom quality, and also studio audience laughttrack, as well as a wobbly studio set) ?

Oh so just

[yourdicc]

bro does not get paid enough to do allat. 😭

[kavalyera]

watching a vtmb playthrough again and i find it SO ironic with sebastian lacroix all up in arms about the kuei-jin “taking over”. he served in napoleon’s army. maybe look inwards buddy

[lady-quen]

Just plant lich things

[1tsjusty0u]

also. the PURAH ONE!!!!

AUGH alright so this one is less set in stone and more of just making a purah fic so theres more out in the sea if that makes sense? though the general idea was inspired by nanas dialogue about the sheikah slate and apparently training under purah, as well as the townsfolk in hateno Knowing purah and mentioning being worried about her when carrying the blue flame and talking to them. a fic of purah just moving in and snippets of her settling in and interacting/meeting the townsfolk, as well as symin and jerrin (jerrin trained under purah and was sent to robbie by impa!) just. lots of unexplored potential that i think would be neat to see.

[macaroniyankee]

shower thoughts

what do you mean I can't join the Union Army? I wanna enlist for a $100 bonus, and get a cap lock rifle and 40 rounds of ammunition. I want to drill with my neighbors and friends from childhood. I want a good flag and a good company. I want to wear my suit of blue with pride. I want a bold colonel and a dashing young captain to lead us on into the fray. I want to step up to the firing line with my truest and closest friends and fight with all I have, knowing f I fall, my brothers and friends will carry the flag forward and honor me after I'm gone. Is that so much to ask?

[dragon-swords-prophecies]

i have a new wip idea someone please talk me out of it

(or talk me into it either works)

[galaload]

So I have been playing fallout 3 recently when I found an old disc of it that was backwards compatible with the Xbox 1. I have a question, why is the combat knife with the tunnel snakes jacket op? Because I helped the brother hood of steel kill a large number of super mutants with a combat knife, and when the enclave invaded I think the Washington monument I killed two of their soldier who were wearing power armor with a combat knife. It makes no sense that a knife wielding vault dweller wearing a leather jacket could stab through power armor to kill military trained soldier. If this is possible then what’s stopping a large group of raiders destroying the enclave with nothing but combat knives?

TLDR enclave can be stabbed to death easily and that doesn’t make sense

I love this game

[margindoodles2407]

hi Margin! idk if you're still doing those 3-sentence fics, but in case you are, here's a prompt suggestion: "dawn"

bonus points if it's HW zelink? <3

Ohohohohohohohoho YES >:)

(full disclosure this was sitting in my inbox for weeks because i couldn't figure out what to write but i did it today in math class so here you go)

He was stern, and cold, and dispassionate; a statue, they called him, beautiful and unfeeling and as pristinely white as marble, resistant to the colors of love and laughter- or at least, that's what they said.

She was beautiful too, but not in his opaque, colorless way- if he was a marble statue, she was a stained-glass window, full of light and warmth and color, and her soul was the dawn that shone through and cast her illuminating hues on the grey congregation of the soldiers around her.

And when he was with her- when the dawn of her smile graced the Captain, not grey and battered like his men but pristinely alabaster- he absorbed her color; the white and colorless turned brilliant shades of gold and green and blue, and the few blessed to witness this transfiguration swore that, for a moment, she could make their Captain look almost human.

[daz4i]

sometimes i look at my life and go "ah. nothing about this is normal"

[listenupcupcakes]

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

I, M! ANON, SHALL NOW SHRINK THE SOLDIERS OF YOUR ARMY TO THE SIZE OF HAMSTERS! FOR 9 ASKS!

I-

[he is smol]

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

[happyhyenaminis]

Why must I always be most attracted to the horde armies in Warhammer. Tyranids, Orks, Skaven, Beasts of Chaos. Somebody rewire my brain to like Custodes or something I can't assemble and paint all these in one lifetime

[pain-is-too-tired]

Heck, tbh a Will prequel would've been interesting too. Been a cool way to show the original arc through someone else eyes. And actually give him more character that isn't tied to Nico.

You also have characters like Chris and Silena who been a good way to get a view of the actual inner workings of the Titan Army.

Or even could reach back further and explore demigods from before we see camp. Previous Head Counselors, how quests looked like before Luke's and Percy's (because really most of the quests we see are tied to the wars happening in some fashion. And before then we had like 5 years where none of them went on quests[at least greek wise]. Which I can't remember if why they stopped was explained in more detail cause surely Luke isn't the first one to get hurt on a quest??? Heck they have a reputation of demigods dying on them!) And how often did they happen?

There's lot cool things Rick could explore,instead of continuing to traumatize all these kids in present day who deserve retirement 😭

it’s crazy how much rick riordan is beating percy and nico’s dead horses when we still know next to nothing about jason and reyna’s entire (relevant) past in Camp Jupiter. you’d think prequels would be a great way to keep the money machine going without diluting completed arcs over and over

[latestnews69]

Senior Russian general killed by bomb hidden on scooter in Moscow

Kirillov claimed Ukraine was developing 'dirty bomb'published at 14:1114:11

Since 2022, Lt Gen Kirillov repeatedly claimed - without providing evidence - that Ukraine was developing a "dirty bomb", meaning a weapon that would spread nuclear material.

He said the goal was to blame Russia for its use. There is no evidence Kyiv was working to develop such a weapon.

Kirillov also claimed the US was going to provide biological weapons to Ukraine, and claimed that this would include targeting Russian troops with malaria-infected mosquitos.

And, back in 2018, he suggested, external the UK was involved in the poisoning of the former Russian spy Sergei Skripal in Salisbury.

As a reminder, the UK sanctioned Kirillov in October - and described him as a "significant mouthpiece for Russian disinformation"

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