#average army

[post-it-notes7]

Will Mir Falspar like the food, IS DMK ACTUALLY A GOOD CHEF?

Mir Falspar can't believe this is happening

[partywithponies]

BBC Ghosts 1970s Britcom AU (where everything is largely the same-ish except it's styled in the 1970s British sitcom quality, and also studio audience laughttrack, as well as a wobbly studio set) ?

Oh so just

[kavalyera]

watching a vtmb playthrough again and i find it SO ironic with sebastian lacroix all up in arms about the kuei-jin “taking over”. he served in napoleon’s army. maybe look inwards buddy

[lady-quen]

Just plant lich things

[doubledyke]

scrubbing through the last couple episodes of season 5 and just got hit with a wave of violent irritability

[macaroniyankee]

shower thoughts

what do you mean I can't join the Union Army? I wanna enlist for a $100 bonus, and get a cap lock rifle and 40 rounds of ammunition. I want to drill with my neighbors and friends from childhood. I want a good flag and a good company. I want to wear my suit of blue with pride. I want a bold colonel and a dashing young captain to lead us on into the fray. I want to step up to the firing line with my truest and closest friends and fight with all I have, knowing f I fall, my brothers and friends will carry the flag forward and honor me after I'm gone. Is that so much to ask?

[dragon-swords-prophecies]

i have a new wip idea someone please talk me out of it

(or talk me into it either works)

[saevus-brutalis]

freak Alpha (Avatar AU)

[galaload]

So I have been playing fallout 3 recently when I found an old disc of it that was backwards compatible with the Xbox 1. I have a question, why is the combat knife with the tunnel snakes jacket op? Because I helped the brother hood of steel kill a large number of super mutants with a combat knife, and when the enclave invaded I think the Washington monument I killed two of their soldier who were wearing power armor with a combat knife. It makes no sense that a knife wielding vault dweller wearing a leather jacket could stab through power armor to kill military trained soldier. If this is possible then what’s stopping a large group of raiders destroying the enclave with nothing but combat knives?

TLDR enclave can be stabbed to death easily and that doesn’t make sense

I love this game

[margindoodles2407]

hi Margin! idk if you're still doing those 3-sentence fics, but in case you are, here's a prompt suggestion: "dawn"

bonus points if it's HW zelink? <3

Ohohohohohohohoho YES >:)

(full disclosure this was sitting in my inbox for weeks because i couldn't figure out what to write but i did it today in math class so here you go)

He was stern, and cold, and dispassionate; a statue, they called him, beautiful and unfeeling and as pristinely white as marble, resistant to the colors of love and laughter- or at least, that's what they said.

She was beautiful too, but not in his opaque, colorless way- if he was a marble statue, she was a stained-glass window, full of light and warmth and color, and her soul was the dawn that shone through and cast her illuminating hues on the grey congregation of the soldiers around her.

And when he was with her- when the dawn of her smile graced the Captain, not grey and battered like his men but pristinely alabaster- he absorbed her color; the white and colorless turned brilliant shades of gold and green and blue, and the few blessed to witness this transfiguration swore that, for a moment, she could make their Captain look almost human.

[daz4i]

sometimes i look at my life and go "ah. nothing about this is normal"

[listenupcupcakes]

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

I, M! ANON, SHALL NOW SHRINK THE SOLDIERS OF YOUR ARMY TO THE SIZE OF HAMSTERS! FOR 9 ASKS!

I-

[he is smol]

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

[happyhyenaminis]

Why must I always be most attracted to the horde armies in Warhammer. Tyranids, Orks, Skaven, Beasts of Chaos. Somebody rewire my brain to like Custodes or something I can't assemble and paint all these in one lifetime

[custarcake]

Billy Yank 5'8ft and Johnny Reb's height 5'7ft to Witchfinder-General's 6'4ft . Send post.

[pain-is-too-tired]

Heck, tbh a Will prequel would've been interesting too. Been a cool way to show the original arc through someone else eyes. And actually give him more character that isn't tied to Nico.

You also have characters like Chris and Silena who been a good way to get a view of the actual inner workings of the Titan Army.

Or even could reach back further and explore demigods from before we see camp. Previous Head Counselors, how quests looked like before Luke's and Percy's (because really most of the quests we see are tied to the wars happening in some fashion. And before then we had like 5 years where none of them went on quests[at least greek wise]. Which I can't remember if why they stopped was explained in more detail cause surely Luke isn't the first one to get hurt on a quest??? Heck they have a reputation of demigods dying on them!) And how often did they happen?

There's lot cool things Rick could explore,instead of continuing to traumatize all these kids in present day who deserve retirement 😭

it’s crazy how much rick riordan is beating percy and nico’s dead horses when we still know next to nothing about jason and reyna’s entire (relevant) past in Camp Jupiter. you’d think prequels would be a great way to keep the money machine going without diluting completed arcs over and over

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Man with guns found near Trump rally

Fish with gills found near lake