#auxarmescitoyens

[reallunargift]

hey lunie can you draw me the stupidest thing that you can think of on the spot thanks lol (lots of love) xox lorin

bold of you to assume everything i post isn't the stupidest thing i can think of on the spot

ok you've made the mistake of giving me free rein, imagine you're learning a new language and Port is your teacher

tick tock tick tock

don't cheat!!!

ok time's up! here are the answers:

how many did you get right? :)

[carnationsails]

@aux-armes-citoyens:      ///     x

Francis was too drunk to notice that anything was off. Instead he's in her kitchen, fixing himself another glass of wine. He mildly hears the crash outside the house and it makes him pause for a second, but he just resumes pouring and is in the middle of a huge gulp of wine when she reappears. "Ohhhhhh no darling...... I am fine, thank you." He takes another huge sip!

He’s drinking more? Isn’t he already drunk enough? “Darling, are you sure? I think you might have had enough... Were you out with your friends again?” She sneakily moves the bottle back to its place, leaving him only with the glass he had just filled, before trying to coax him onto the sofa. 

[hailcolumbia]

@aux-armes-citoyens | x

Francis sighs deeply, already done with this shit. “/No/, dear. the application on the phone. Alfred sent me a Tick Tock and I do not know how to open it.” He holds his phone out as if it were a wet rag.

“Oh, don’t press that link.” Jordan takes his phone delicately, like it could explode at any moment. “Al’s trying to prank you by breaking your phone with a virus. The only way to break the curse now that you’ve tried to open it is to subscribe to my Youtube channel.”

[bujorulgalben]

you know i love anica tf!!!!!!

semi-annual work performance scorecard - accepting !

fjkshfksd thank you!!!! 🥺 i know some ppl really do enjoy anica and my writing for her and i really do appreciate that and the time it takes to read said writing! glad to know it's still entertaining, so thank u!!

(especially as the comm kinda has you to blame for anica and i’s recent return) (i’m only half-joking) ( ;) )

[lavendersails]

@aux-armes-citoyens:     ///    x

It is rather horrid, is it not? He is still doing that?

Yeah, I’m starting to think it isn’t just a phase. 

I guess I need to be accepting of his bedroom tastes though...

[sophsicle]

As a french person there is nothing more therapeutic than being a true hater. Pure sincere hate toward the french gouvernement but also this man who walk waaay to slowly on the sidewalk... Testé et approuvé ;)

#auxarmescitoyens

EXACTLY yes

isn't there some study where they were like, French people say "no" more than any other culture? what a way 2 live

just non non non non what was the question? doesn't matter.

like thank you so much but i simply will not be doing any of that and will instead sit on this little patio and smoke my lil cigarette and eat my little pain au chocolat and absolutely despise every single person who walks by merci beacoup

[seborga]

@aux-armes-citoyens replied to your post: He clears his throat and gestures down to his shoes, his eyebrows shooting up above the ceiling. He was clearly waiting for something.

「 ❊  SWEATS!!!! WHY IS HE NOT SAYING ANYTHING!!!

“What did I dooooooo-- Is it fratellone, I dd-do not know what he said to you but it is not true--”

[decanciones]

Francis PLEASE... can you BELIEVE this????? [ SIGHS, leans on him ]

[koninkrijkbelgie]

aux-armes-citoyens

"If you call me by my real name, Francis, then of course I will stop mocking you." He raises his eyebrows, tapping at his knee. "Of course I trust you."

She gives a slight grin before agreeing. “Fine. Deal.” Once their drinks arrive she can finally kick these stupid heels off under the table. “There are equally great ones at the food stands, but they’re all closed at this hour.” Sad. “What would you want as a topping? They have everything.”

[eisernerfavst]

@aux-armes-citoyens replied to your post

“<p>Well well, look at us! We are still alive, hm? What a miracle.</p>”

Oh, please. Even though I have barely seen the light of day these past couple of months, you still pale in comparison to me. [w2g with the double meaning there Francis]

Maybe, but people are used to see me being pale. You and both know I cannot do anything about it. 

What’s your excuse?

[reallunargift]

lunie ur so cool will u sign my ass

i know what u want and i will give it to u bc this ask has literally been in my inbox for 7 months and i feel bad

one day the waiter will get their orders right. one day.

edit: the woman on the left is nyo!Portugal.

[carnationsails]

Bébé.. I am intoxicated...

Sweetheart! I wasn't expecting a visit! [She looks a little frazzled as she stands in the doorway.] Uhm... come in, come in, I'll be with you in a second!

[She rushes to her bedroom and locks the door, you can hear some voices and the sound of a window being open, then a crash like someone crashed outside her house, and she finally comes back to him] Darling, you should sit down, I'll get you some water.

[hailcolumbia]

Jordan, my darling, can you tell me what the Tik Tok is?

""Tick-Tock" is the onomatopoeia sound that describes a clock, you see."

[lavendersails]

@aux-armes-citoyens​:    ///   x

You are my special little man.

No.

[napuleh]

@aux-armes-citoyens​ ha risposto al tuo post: Vin when someone is hot: bullies them until they...

what if somebody is hot AND smart

THAT IS A BIG ‘IF’

[seborga]

@aux-armes-citoyens replied to your post: Please stay at my Marseille villa.

「 ❊  “... But then I get to go back, sci--”

LIP TREMBLE.