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[swerveable]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 5000 likes!

[brot-dae]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 5000 likes!

[whompthatsucker1981]

i think that gay sex cats is the new duchamp's fountain

[arsenalsquid]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

[willwoodwithadditionalgrapejuice]

for more information please dial (248) 434-5508 😇

i was bored at work so, KAYNE SELLING COCAINE COKAYNE!!

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Saddness, blindess, back pain, terminal illness, cancer, autism, dyslexia, left-hand-syndrome, regret, happiness, depression, fatigue, foggy memory, derealization, depersonalization, dehydration, headaches, fever, flu, the plague, irritation, lack of memories, too many memories, fear, lost of self, madness, madness, madness, madness, madness, madness, madness, madness, arthur-itis, haha get it?,madness, madness, madness, lost sense of time, euphoria, pain, nostalgia, deja vu, boredom, not enough bones, too many bones, just the right amount of bones, no head, <- (get your mind out of the gutter), no synpathy, too much sympathy, british, mania, dysphoria, orphan-Syndrome, alcholism, christianity, atheism, no face, believing in a smiling god, beliefs, morals, steven johnson syndrome, ADHD, OCD, DID, ABC, humanity, sadism, no insurance :(, owning a car, having a hairless cat, gay thoughts, (gay), intrusive thoughts, no thoughts, too many thoughts.

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[cubbihue]

So.... why'd Peri get assigned Dev as his first godchild?

Jorgen’s usually not the one in charge of assigning godchildren. There’s an entire department that weighs and classifies potentail Godkids to the right Fairy. Although it’s on strike at the moment.

So Jorgen has to do it by hand, until the union negotiations are resolved. Turns out trying to use paperclips is very hard. Itty bitty paperclips. Big muscular biceps. Not a good combo.

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

Peri's Assignment: [Previous] > [Next]

[itsscottiesstark]

Wouldn't it be great if Tumblr had a feature like "3 years ago today" or something? Like, imagine waking up one morning, opening the app and there's a huge banner saying "Let's see what you were up to 5 years ago today!" and you click on it and it's the most unhinged, thirsty, shameful post about the same middle aged actor you are still obsessed with.

[copia]

A Message from Sleep Token ☼ The Heavy Music Awards 2021 — the message | background footage | font | sleep token logo | all messages

[merrymorningofmay]

thanks for the tag @wintersmitth!

rules: put your most listened music on shuffle and make a poll for followers to choose

tbh best i can do is one of those automated "my mix" playlists on youtube but i did pick the songs i've been actively listening to, so

booping @seiden-spinner, @greencheekconure27, @mklinaaa, @threecandleslit and whoever feels like doing this <3

[svtskneecaps]

honestly wish the qsmp made more use of the novelty that is Mail. like "man i really need to get a message to cellbit but i don't know when we'll be on at the same time :(" leave one of those supplementaries presents that only opens for the matching username that has a book in it signed by you detailing everything you needed to tell him, or if you need to send off a bunch of things leave a security chest buried under or behind something and send a coded message with its location. cmon. Mail. Postal Service. Quesadilla Postal Service Mail, the QPSM if you will. (if your language can make it QSMP plEASE jump on)

missed opportunity. send more letters that aren't badboyhalo's debt collection.

[naxalite1967]

Being anti-establishment requires you also to understand what the establishment is.

It's about keeping you poor, it's about keeping you divided, and it's about keeping you ignorant.

Over the past 2 decades, the American government moved rapidly towards authoritarian policy, trump is just the most overt about it to the point of being fascistic.

Keeping you poor: this is done more so through the banks (FICO, credit, cars, property) but is also done by ensuring more rights for businesses and allowing them to easily subvert legislation with capital

Keeping you divided: fun topic. The division is tough to mend at a base level. It requires the higher class to reach down to the oppressed (white people must reach down for racism. The Wealthy must mend the gap of poverty, but they never will do that) and mend that damage. The issue is the right thinks they haven't done anything wrong- all while calling the cops on people minding their own business, turning a blind eye to police violence on minorities even openly supporting it in most cases. Conservatives are the tools of division- unempathetic, uneducated, and unreasonable about the discussion of racism or sexism.

Speaking of uneducated:

It's no mystery that they want to keep us ignorant, but the right seems more concerned about their kids gaining a conscience than their math scores. God forbid we teach about the Trail of Tears or Jim Crow, might make Timmy think his white ancestors were not good people and might make him feel bad for others… so they'll turn up at school board meetings and whine and scream about rainbows in a classroom while their kid is coming home unable to simplify fractions.

TL;DR: the right is and always will be pro-establishment, and it is because they like the establishment and they want it to benefit them. When it doesn't only benefit them they have a problem with it. Honestly read the whole thing if you care.

[front-facing-pokemon]

[bomberqueen17]

disturbing

I was writing a post and at the end I was adding tags, as I do, and I typed the singular first person pronoun, I, and a list of tags popped up as suggestions that took me the fuck out. It was so disturbing I took a screenshot.

[image ID: a list of suggested tags, screenshotted. It's titled "popular" and the list is "I want to [star emoji]ve" "i wanna lose weight" "i sell content" "i love him"]

I wanna star-emoji-ve???? Well there's some pro-ana shit for you.

I don't know if the kids these days remember this but back in Livejournal around the era of strikethrough (the '07-'09 time period is where I remember noticing it) there was a movement to censor pro-self-harm blogs, that were support groups mostly supporting one another in more and more extreme anorexic/self-destructive/eating-disordered behaviors.

This is absolutely that. And they were like "it's self-expression" and everyone else in the world was like "it is actually a toxic encouragement of self-harm" because they were like, concretely instructing one another and recruiting vulnerable people to join them in ways to literally starve to death, they were support groups for killing yourself more or less, and so those tags would occasionally get banned or delisted or removed from search or whatever, but remember this was very early in the history of such things, and there was no algorithm. But people did use the browsing of blogs' "interests" to find one another, it was a feature of how Livejournal worked, and there wasn't a lot of moderation but the deactivation or delisting of those self-harm-encouraging tags were a hotly-contested bit of debate.

And so they got more creative, and found other ways to find one another, and people starved to death or otherwise irreparably damaged their bodies and their mental health and so on. I cannot emphasize enough, this was not fiction. These were not fictional stories depicting fictional scenarios that weren't happening, these were real people posting stories and encouragement and photographs of their real selves, showing off how much damage to themselves they were doing, concretely encouraging one another to do the same. This was not fiction.

But they kept finding new ways to talk about it so it couldn't be censored.

And then LJ deleted blogs for posting about fiction instead, and we all kind of forgot about it and moved on.

Highly displeased to find that it's all alive and well on Tumblr, to the point that it's the number one suggestion when I type the fucking first-person pronoun into the tag field, and I can't opt out of seeing that. COOL.

[allgremlinart]

stop arguing the existence of forklifts in the atla comics under my post you guys. there was an honest to god truck in Day Of Black Sun

[nighty-night-nh]

OK! 54 pages into Eagle Strike, and I'm really enjoying Yassen Gregorovich's character. A guy just doing what he's paid to do, nothing personal. Very much so looking forward how his 'Kid wtf are you doing in this business. Go home and be safe' attitude evolves from here.

[smimon]

would you reblog an ad on tumbrl? You probably already did

Advertisement posts are all following the same scheme: first, a screenshot (!) of a few photos of a cute product - lamp, candle, mug, plushie, anything. Below it, the text "I have finally found a store that sells that!" with a link to the store.

I'm not saying it's evil, looking at cute products is fun. It's just a bit unfair that people reblogging this stuff aren't paid for advertising a product