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Thank you to everyone who got me to 5000 likes!
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 5000 likes!
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i think that gay sex cats is the new duchamp's fountain
#if youre getting mad at it now you would have been mad about modern art in the 1920s too#this is what people mean when they say that some people are no different than greek statue pfps getting all RETVRN abt art#also pack it up there's better posts on the automation of art and art philosophizing#too much people reblogged this for the quote unquote ethical painting. scram
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Farewell Sweet Crabs 👋 🦀
I summoned 178 🦀, captured 157 💰, befriended 8 🌼, and 6 fell in love with me 💜. I will miss you my sweet crabs.
#time for crab#automated post#but I have nothing to add to it#other than it resets you crap counts every time you close and reopen tumblr so like
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for more information please dial (248) 434-5508 😇
i was bored at work so, KAYNE SELLING COCAINE COKAYNE!!
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“IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:
Saddness, blindess, back pain, terminal illness, cancer, autism, dyslexia, left-hand-syndrome, regret, happiness, depression, fatigue, foggy memory, derealization, depersonalization, dehydration, headaches, fever, flu, the plague, irritation, lack of memories, too many memories, fear, lost of self, madness, madness, madness, madness, madness, madness, madness, madness, arthur-itis, haha get it?,madness, madness, madness, lost sense of time, euphoria, pain, nostalgia, deja vu, boredom, not enough bones, too many bones, just the right amount of bones, no head, <- (get your mind out of the gutter), no synpathy, too much sympathy, british, mania, dysphoria, orphan-Syndrome, alcholism, christianity, atheism, no face, believing in a smiling god, beliefs, morals, steven johnson syndrome, ADHD, OCD, DID, ABC, humanity, sadism, no insurance :(, owning a car, having a hairless cat, gay thoughts, (gay), intrusive thoughts, no thoughts, too many thoughts.
THEN CONSIDER COKAYNE! THE FUTURE OF MEDICNE!!!”
#the phone number in the post is a safe automated phone call speaking is not needed#it is not my phone number and it is also not a random strangers number. it is the number it is for an intentional reason. pinky promise#malevolent#kayne#malevolent podcast#art#traditional art#work doodles
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So.... why'd Peri get assigned Dev as his first godchild?
Jorgen’s usually not the one in charge of assigning godchildren. There’s an entire department that weighs and classifies potentail Godkids to the right Fairy. Although it’s on strike at the moment.
So Jorgen has to do it by hand, until the union negotiations are resolved. Turns out trying to use paperclips is very hard. Itty bitty paperclips. Big muscular biceps. Not a good combo.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
Peri's Assignment: [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#fop jorgen vonstrangle#fop jorgen#jorgen vonstrangle#asks#itty bitties fop au#you'd think they'd have automated everything what with technology advancing to how it is today#but nah.#institutions are very slow to update or switch onto new tech or new efficient system. so everything's still on paper at the moment#(<- upset that most of the court systems in the u.s still rely on paper trails and refuses to digitize important documents)#anyways the department's in negotiations which means jorgen has to pick up the work to ensure no other fairy crosses the picket line#which means handling itty bitty paper clips for itty bitty papers#the amount of paper clips that have lost their lives because he accidentally snapped or bent them.... o7#ALSO.#I THINK IMMA MAKE A NEW POST FOR THIS BUT#I THINK IM GOING TO ADD A NEW LINE OF LINKS FOR THE PLOT-RELATED POSTS#THAT WAY YOU CAN JUMP BACK TO THE IMMEDIATE PREVIOUS PLOT LINK#WITHOUT NEEDING TO JUMP THROUGH A THOUSAND OTHER UPDATES THATS BEEN PUT BETWEEN THEM#when i go back to the chimmy moving plot and the timhazdev argument plot i'll also do the same thing
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Wouldn't it be great if Tumblr had a feature like "3 years ago today" or something? Like, imagine waking up one morning, opening the app and there's a huge banner saying "Let's see what you were up to 5 years ago today!" and you click on it and it's the most unhinged, thirsty, shameful post about the same middle aged actor you are still obsessed with.
#bonus points if there are automated messages that come with it as well#like “oh look how much you've changed!” like honey no I haven't who are you kidding#“you've grown so much!” sweetie no I haven't my standards remain high and unattainable as ever#or even worse “still? seriously?” like can ya blame me have you *seen* the man's eyes?#random midnight thoughts#feel free to scroll by I just thought it'd be funny#midnight thoughts#random#itsscottiesstark posts#tumblr#fandom#celebrity crush
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A Message from Sleep Token ☼ The Heavy Music Awards 2021 — the message | background footage | font | sleep token logo | all messages
#stm_edits#user copia all tag#sleep token#flashing gifs#yeah why not make an obnoxiously long edit of incomprehensible automated voice stuff from 2021#using sleep token's own weird stock footage content (cheers to fields of elation)#do i not have a single better thing to do#i feel like i can't survive the wait until november so i'm replicating the experience of hearing this opening in person lmao#also. taking analysis suggesions on this because ngl vessel i love you but sometimes i don't really get you#posting this now is such a bad idea but if i don't i'll just keep editing until i can't look at it#user copia edits
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thanks for the tag @wintersmitth!
rules: put your most listened music on shuffle and make a poll for followers to choose
tbh best i can do is one of those automated "my mix" playlists on youtube but i did pick the songs i've been actively listening to, so
booping @seiden-spinner, @greencheekconure27, @mklinaaa, @threecandleslit and whoever feels like doing this <3
#not pictured: the medieval street music album from the 70s that i've actually been binging while working#yt doesn't put long videos on automated playlists but it slaps hard. check out “a la via” posted by musica medievale#or anything they post tbh. great channel#mari rambles
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honestly wish the qsmp made more use of the novelty that is Mail. like "man i really need to get a message to cellbit but i don't know when we'll be on at the same time :(" leave one of those supplementaries presents that only opens for the matching username that has a book in it signed by you detailing everything you needed to tell him, or if you need to send off a bunch of things leave a security chest buried under or behind something and send a coded message with its location. cmon. Mail. Postal Service. Quesadilla Postal Service Mail, the QPSM if you will. (if your language can make it QSMP plEASE jump on)
missed opportunity. send more letters that aren't badboyhalo's debt collection.
#qsmp#like wilbur sending a strongly worded letter to bobby's parents#shut up vic#block game brainrot#i'm biased bc i would absolutely love to be a postal clerk in a friend minecraft server's post office#but yea i mean tubbo's getting a train network set up i'm sure he could handle automating letter sending both over and under the table
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Being anti-establishment requires you also to understand what the establishment is.
It's about keeping you poor, it's about keeping you divided, and it's about keeping you ignorant.
Over the past 2 decades, the American government moved rapidly towards authoritarian policy, trump is just the most overt about it to the point of being fascistic.
Keeping you poor: this is done more so through the banks (FICO, credit, cars, property) but is also done by ensuring more rights for businesses and allowing them to easily subvert legislation with capital
Keeping you divided: fun topic. The division is tough to mend at a base level. It requires the higher class to reach down to the oppressed (white people must reach down for racism. The Wealthy must mend the gap of poverty, but they never will do that) and mend that damage. The issue is the right thinks they haven't done anything wrong- all while calling the cops on people minding their own business, turning a blind eye to police violence on minorities even openly supporting it in most cases. Conservatives are the tools of division- unempathetic, uneducated, and unreasonable about the discussion of racism or sexism.
Speaking of uneducated:
It's no mystery that they want to keep us ignorant, but the right seems more concerned about their kids gaining a conscience than their math scores. God forbid we teach about the Trail of Tears or Jim Crow, might make Timmy think his white ancestors were not good people and might make him feel bad for others… so they'll turn up at school board meetings and whine and scream about rainbows in a classroom while their kid is coming home unable to simplify fractions.
TL;DR: the right is and always will be pro-establishment, and it is because they like the establishment and they want it to benefit them. When it doesn't only benefit them they have a problem with it. Honestly read the whole thing if you care.
#post punk#folk punk#hardcore punk#punk rock#cm punk#punk#pop punk#punk music#anarchism#anarchy#anticapitalism#marxism#marxism leninism#poverty#socialism#communism#anarcho communism#liberalism#communism memes#leftism#fully automated luxury gay space communism#anarchopunk#antifascist#anarchocommunism
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#something is very obviously different about these two compared to my normal images on this blog. i acknowledge this#also the sv model is Really good. and since they always stare straight at the camera anyway… and no one pays attention to the background…#and the only high-quality phantump model i could find was so horribly shiny that its eyes were just white voids#in my defense‚ phantump always just stare straight at you in game#the lighting is different‚ yeah. that's probably the dead giveaway. beyond the background. but like. i'm the only being on the planet who#really likes phantump anyway. i feel like it's a generally forgettable pokémon to most folks#phantump#HELLO this one is a weird one. i have some explaining to do. so when i did this one i didn't know how to edit models really at all#and when i got the models for these‚ the xy models were super shiny. shiny to the point that it made their eyes fuckin invisible#and i decided that since you could barely tell it was phantump‚ i needed a different way to get these images#i remembered that in the SV dlc‚ every time you find a wild phantump‚ it just fucking. stares. at you. and i was like. aha#i kinda remembered because of the test stream that i did. tumblr user alligayytorr (am i getting the right amount of Ys) said#“haha i am getting a sneak peek” when i zoomed the camera in on a phantump. and i remembered that. and i was like. i can utilize this#and ended up using just an in-game screenshot of SV in replacement of the regular content. later on‚ after that#once we got into gen 7 and it became less and less reliable to find models‚ i had to learn how to edit them manually to remove the shine#i am a software dev. not a 3d modeler. this ended up coming down to editing the code of the models directly (which i ended up writing a#script to automate). now‚ today��� january 22nd (the day of me writing these tags and updating this post)‚ i remembered this post was in the#queue and was not normal. so i went back‚ ran the script on the phantump and trevenant models‚ and unshinified them#then edited these two posts to be normal. i have left the original pictures i took under the cut for reference and as bonuses#because i really enjoy phantump. so that's why those images are there‚ and that's why these tags are here#just for posterity's sake‚ the folks who come here mostly for my commentary‚ i've left the ORIGINAL tags of the post when i initially#made it with the SV pictures up at the top (i wanted to rearrange them‚ but tumblr makes that Very difficult‚ so i left them as-is)#so if these tags are confusing to read i Apologize. but i hope now that you're at the bottom you understand what happened#i'm gonna go edit the trevenant post now
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disturbing
I was writing a post and at the end I was adding tags, as I do, and I typed the singular first person pronoun, I, and a list of tags popped up as suggestions that took me the fuck out. It was so disturbing I took a screenshot.
[image ID: a list of suggested tags, screenshotted. It's titled "popular" and the list is "I want to [star emoji]ve" "i wanna lose weight" "i sell content" "i love him"]
I wanna star-emoji-ve???? Well there's some pro-ana shit for you.
I don't know if the kids these days remember this but back in Livejournal around the era of strikethrough (the '07-'09 time period is where I remember noticing it) there was a movement to censor pro-self-harm blogs, that were support groups mostly supporting one another in more and more extreme anorexic/self-destructive/eating-disordered behaviors.
This is absolutely that. And they were like "it's self-expression" and everyone else in the world was like "it is actually a toxic encouragement of self-harm" because they were like, concretely instructing one another and recruiting vulnerable people to join them in ways to literally starve to death, they were support groups for killing yourself more or less, and so those tags would occasionally get banned or delisted or removed from search or whatever, but remember this was very early in the history of such things, and there was no algorithm. But people did use the browsing of blogs' "interests" to find one another, it was a feature of how Livejournal worked, and there wasn't a lot of moderation but the deactivation or delisting of those self-harm-encouraging tags were a hotly-contested bit of debate.
And so they got more creative, and found other ways to find one another, and people starved to death or otherwise irreparably damaged their bodies and their mental health and so on. I cannot emphasize enough, this was not fiction. These were not fictional stories depicting fictional scenarios that weren't happening, these were real people posting stories and encouragement and photographs of their real selves, showing off how much damage to themselves they were doing, concretely encouraging one another to do the same. This was not fiction.
But they kept finding new ways to talk about it so it couldn't be censored.
And then LJ deleted blogs for posting about fiction instead, and we all kind of forgot about it and moved on.
Highly displeased to find that it's all alive and well on Tumblr, to the point that it's the number one suggestion when I type the fucking first-person pronoun into the tag field, and I can't opt out of seeing that. COOL.
#someone told me to report this to tumblr#but i don't know how#so i'm posting about it instead#it's not like a blog i can link to#it's their fucking automated suggestions i can't opt out of#if i type it now it doesn't come up#because i have no idea what criteria they use for this#it's clearly contextual in some way#what are they analyzing idk#what about my blog led their shitty algo to decide i'm into that#idk but it's upsetting as fuck#and here we are worrying about fictional depictions of shit omg
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stop arguing the existence of forklifts in the atla comics under my post you guys. there was an honest to god truck in Day Of Black Sun
#atla#frankly I think the biggest technology jump engine/ locomotive wise between#atla and tlok would have been the transition from vehicles being owned by private#companies and the state -> individual citizens due to automation and changes to#RC infrastructure rather than the invention of the technology itself but thats another post.#LIKE IM JUST SAYING. the idea that the tech timeline in the avatar universe looks different than ours#because imperialism and the subsequent enterprises it spawned completely monopolized#the motor industry for a while before personal vehicles became popular and affordable could#be fun... play with me in this space... <- guy who is always saying this
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OK! 54 pages into Eagle Strike, and I'm really enjoying Yassen Gregorovich's character. A guy just doing what he's paid to do, nothing personal. Very much so looking forward how his 'Kid wtf are you doing in this business. Go home and be safe' attitude evolves from here.
#nicky rambles#alex rider#alex rider eagle strike#yassen gregorovich#i see a lot of posts with his name tagged in them. even tho i don't read many for spoiler reasons im guessing hes a fandom fave?#im starting to see why. i like him#why his last name so long tho. im dyslexic man you cant do this to me#do people call him Yass? please tell me they do that would be so funny#also im not intending to liveblog the books but if i start getting real autistic about it ill make a tag#ar: eagle strike#automated shooting star
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